Your Honor, the Crown will now present their case against Boss the Ham-Ham. The Defendant is charged with Prostitution and endangering a Minor. The Crown calls Bijou the Ham-Ham to the stand. Miss Bijou, do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? "Oui" Now Miss Bijou, please tell the members of the jury what you saw on the night of October 11. "Well Hamtaro and I were on a romantic walk through the park. Suddenly we heard some noises coming from the bushes. Hamtaro and I ducked behind one bushes, fearing that it might be an animal. But from out of that bush came Boss and that Little girl. AND THEY WEREN'T WEARING ANY CLOTHES!" {Jury gasps and start to whisper} ORDER IN THE COURT! Go on Miss Bijou. "Well ze were kissing, and Boss was doing many unspeakable things to her." {Jury gasps again} Boss leapt up. THAT'S NOT TRUE! I WAS JUST SHOWING HER HOW TO... {Jury boos} Sit down Mr. Boss! Later~ Miss Jury forewoman, have you reached a verdict? Yes we have your honor. We, the jury, find the defendant, Boss the Ham-ham, guilty of all charges. Very well. Mr. Boss, I am very disgusted with you behaviour. You are herby sentenced to life in prison without parole. I hope that Ham-Ham's like you shall never roam the streets again. So there you have it. Boss is a criminal. Boss: It's not true!!! I was just showing her how to-*boss is interrupted by bijou* Bijou: Judge, may I approach the desk? Judge: Approach Bijou: *whispers:* Judge, what Boss says is not true, for right now, he is not wearing clothes either. Boss: (having very good hearing says): It's not true! I am wearing clothes!!! {Jury gasps} Mr. Boss, you certainly are not wearing clothing of any kind. Please add Public Disturbance to his list of charges. At least Bijou wore a dress to the hearing! Boss: Bijou! How could you betray me! Bijou: Oh Boss. You know zat your behaviour was very inappropriate. Shame on you! {he then slaps him across the face.} Hamtaro: Know Bijou is all mine!{ He pulls Bijou close and kisses her} Judge: Hey! Go Get come out of it.} Judge: What is the world coming to? {Starts banging her head on the desk} What a very strange trial.
Later on the Ham-Ham news The Judge that was serving at the Boss trial, has been taken to a Mental Institution, because she had a Mental Breakdown. She was taken away, muttering, "All hamsters are evil, must kill all hamsters." Apparently, our reporter looks like a hamster, because she tried to kill him. Oxnard the Ham-Ham has broken the world record for most sunflower seeds eaten by hamster. THIS JUST IN! BOSS THE HAM-HAM HAS ESCAPED FROM JAIL! HE WAS LAST SEEN BASHING THE PRISON WINDOW WITH HIS SHOVEL {Don't ask me how he got a shovel into a Maximum Security prison} AND HE THEN RAN DOWN THE STREET TOWARDS THE HAM-HAM CLUBHOUSE, SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER BECAUSE HAMTARO ALLDEGELY STOLE "HIS GIRL" BIJOU. More on this story later Bijou and Hamtaro were in the Ham-ham clubhouse when Boss attacked. Boss: Hamtaro!!!!! U WILL PAY for STEALING my GIRL!!!!! *boss starts thrashing Hamtaro with his shovel* Bijou: Oh my gosh! Boss! Stop zat! it tis not right! I know u do not like Hamtaro, but this... HAMTARO!!! DONT LEAVE ME!!!!!! Boss: I know u love Hamtaro! but I'm doing this for u! Bijou: r u doing this for me, or u? if u loved me u would leave me and Hamtaro alone! it is what I want, and u want what's best for me? is dat right? Boss: *listens to what Bijou is saying; stops thrashing and leaves an incredible exit, if u know what I mean* meanwhile, Hamtaro is rush to the hospital, and diagnosed with broken neck, 2 legs, and 1 arm, and minor head damage. Doctors say he may not remember anything. Bijou: *says to herself* "Boss, why did u do this? u said in the court I betrayed u, but u betrayed me." Bijou *walks into Hamtaro's hospital room and lays down with him (for some reason I don't know, well actually I do…) Ham-Ham News: This Just in! Boss the Ham-Ham has been killed. He was attempting to escape from prison with some other inmates when the guards caught saw them. In order to prevent them from escaping, the Guards were forced to use deadly force. There will be no funeral for this Hamster. In other News, Hamtaro and Bijou have announced their engagement today. This news is believed to be the news that made Boss go bonkers and try to escape. A date for the wedding is going to be set for sometime in the spring .
