Pickles of Amerai: The previous chapter was the chapter you SAW of the Insane trials of boss the Ham-Hams by neo moon Queen (also known as Christine), and Myself (also known as Alynne). The following is the non-edited version that we wrote with the help of caffeine. What you saw on her account, was some what of a dub…

Pickles of Amerai: Please be aware that I.H.S. means In His Sleep. You will need this knowledge to understand the story.

Maxwell: oh prince snoozer, what can I get for u???
Snoozer (in his sleep [I.H.S.] says): cheese from the goats on the highest mountain in town. Boil it in your spit.
Maxwell: uh, r u sure? I mean boiling it in my spit-
Snoozer IHS says: do it, before I tell u something even grosser!!!!!
Maxwell: well, if u say so... ham-hams! We need 2 climb the highest mountain in town and get cheese from the goats! Then I, well, I
gotta.......................boil........it.........in.........my...............well............spit.
Everyone: IN YOUR SPIT????@!!!!!!!!!!!????????
Bijou: MAXWELL! {slaps Him}
Maxwell: WHAT DID YA DO THAT FOR?
Bijou: You know zat wa very inappropriate.
Maxwell: We must do what ever the Prince wants us to do.
Boss: Du Kannest Tun, Oh Sailor Moon. {I'm sorry, I'm listening to the
German Sailor Moon Theme Song.…}
Cappy: Oh God, I jus Pictured something I did NOT want to see......
Boss: OH SAILOR MOOO-OOOOOON!!!!!!1Let' go to the mountain!

~Outside Palace Gates~

Howdy: Stop There yer stinkin' varmints!
Bijou: OH NO!
Boss: I AM SAILOR MOON! I RIGHT WRONGS AND TRIUMPHF OVER EVIL! AND THAT MEANS YOU! IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I SHALL PUNISH YOU! {Hold out his shovel like Sailor Moon holds her wand} MOON SCEPTER ELIMINATION! {It doesn't work} WHAT? {He throws his hat like Sailor Moon throws her tiara} MOON TIARA MAGIC! {It dosn't work} WHY WON'T IT WORK????? WAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Bijou: Well zat was amusing
Hamtaro: very

Will Boss triumph over evil? Tune in next time!