This story, along with some ones coming soon, explains what would happen if
Eddy's major scams actually worked. There's a difference between major
scams and regular scams. Regular scams, like the ice cream one, would
result in the eds buying jawbreakers. That's not so bad. Major scams, like
the hypnotizing one, would end in disaster. This story will tell what
happens if eddy had succeeded in the hypnotizing plan. This will be told in
eddy's point of view.
LOOK INTO MY EDS, EDDY'S WAY.
Ah. What a nice day. Right now I'm sitting on top of a bus double-D built. Ok, so it's a cardboard bus. Double-D's the guy inside of the bus that collects cash from all the sorry pigeons, I mean kids. I'm the driver, and lumpy down there is the wheels. I'm just relaxing while ed's running. I can't wait to eat the jawbreakers when we get to the candy store. Wait. Double-D has the money he got from all the kids, but he's weaker than a sock. When we get there they might steal the money and get jawbreakers for themselves! "Look out Eddy!" what's Ed talking about? OUCH! UFF! YOUCH! He was talking about the tree branches. The bus is out of control! "Eddy!" right then, I knew what double-D was about to say. "Women and children first!" me and double-D jumped on to a branch. I wondered what happened to Ed after he slid under the runaway bus. "this constitutes a refund." I think that meant kevin and the others would come running in an angry mob for their money back. then I saw ed walking towards us while we were still hanging. "hey, what are you guys doing up there?" man, what did he think we were doing? Wait! I got a good one. "knitting sweaters, you maniac! What are you doing?" was that comedy or what? I should be on a TV show. Then the mail man came driving by. He dropped a package off at double-D's house and right in his mail box. "oh boy! The mail's here!" he sure seemed excited. He grabbed the package after we got out of the tree. "I love mail. It's for me." Then I grabbed it out of his hands. "but Eddy..." I thought he was smart. Didn't he know that mail men always dropped off YOUR mail at other people's houses? It was obviously for me. I ripped off the brown paper, and found a book. I threw it over my shoulder. Well, double-D, being his usual goody two shoes self, just had to catch it. "it's my new psychology manual." Yeah right. He still doesn't get the 'Your mail at other people's houses' rule. It was still mine. I decided to find something out once and for all. "why do you read that mumbo jumbo stuff?" then double-D said something I couldn't understand. After that, he showed me and ed this ink blob out of the book. "tell me the first thing that comes to your mind." Duh! "money!" then ed answered. "Food!" then double-D held it at a different angle. "and this?" Duh, again. "cash!" Ed had a hard time thinking about his answer. Heck, Ed has a hard time thinking. Finally, he decided. "buttered toast!" I'm surprised he can breath. "well you're (something I can't understand) normal." I can't believe him! He said that to Ed. The guy swims in his underwear and double-D says he's normal. "how's buttered toast normal? Where's the answers?" I looked in MY book for them. If activity pages had answers, so did this book. Then something fell out. "what's this?" then ed had to guess again. "buttered toast!" yeah right! It doesn't look a thing like buttered toast! It looks more like a lollipop or something. "that's a hypnotizing wheel. Allow me to demonstrate." Then double-D spun it in front of Ed. "listen to the sound of my voice. When I snap my fingers, you will become what you've always wanted to be." At first I thought it wasn't working, but then those dot things in Ed's eyeballs disappeared. Next thing you know, Ed's dancing like a ballerina! Me and double-D couldn't stop laughing until Ed picked me up. To him, he was dancing. To me, he was beating me up. I think double-D saw my pain and called Ed back to reality. "my calves hurt." Well, you can't blame him for doing the splits without knowing. Then, I hatched a brilliant scheme. What's hypnotizing wheel + (suckers + pigeons)? TOTAL CONTROL! "I've been waiting for this moment all my life! Let's hypnotize more people!" then double-D acts as if he's the next Chuckie finster. "but Eddy, I don't think that's such a good idea." "have I ever steered you wrong?" "yes." Yeah right. Anyway, now that I have this hypnotizing wheel, No one will stop me!
LOOK INTO MY EDS, EDDY'S WAY.
Ah. What a nice day. Right now I'm sitting on top of a bus double-D built. Ok, so it's a cardboard bus. Double-D's the guy inside of the bus that collects cash from all the sorry pigeons, I mean kids. I'm the driver, and lumpy down there is the wheels. I'm just relaxing while ed's running. I can't wait to eat the jawbreakers when we get to the candy store. Wait. Double-D has the money he got from all the kids, but he's weaker than a sock. When we get there they might steal the money and get jawbreakers for themselves! "Look out Eddy!" what's Ed talking about? OUCH! UFF! YOUCH! He was talking about the tree branches. The bus is out of control! "Eddy!" right then, I knew what double-D was about to say. "Women and children first!" me and double-D jumped on to a branch. I wondered what happened to Ed after he slid under the runaway bus. "this constitutes a refund." I think that meant kevin and the others would come running in an angry mob for their money back. then I saw ed walking towards us while we were still hanging. "hey, what are you guys doing up there?" man, what did he think we were doing? Wait! I got a good one. "knitting sweaters, you maniac! What are you doing?" was that comedy or what? I should be on a TV show. Then the mail man came driving by. He dropped a package off at double-D's house and right in his mail box. "oh boy! The mail's here!" he sure seemed excited. He grabbed the package after we got out of the tree. "I love mail. It's for me." Then I grabbed it out of his hands. "but Eddy..." I thought he was smart. Didn't he know that mail men always dropped off YOUR mail at other people's houses? It was obviously for me. I ripped off the brown paper, and found a book. I threw it over my shoulder. Well, double-D, being his usual goody two shoes self, just had to catch it. "it's my new psychology manual." Yeah right. He still doesn't get the 'Your mail at other people's houses' rule. It was still mine. I decided to find something out once and for all. "why do you read that mumbo jumbo stuff?" then double-D said something I couldn't understand. After that, he showed me and ed this ink blob out of the book. "tell me the first thing that comes to your mind." Duh! "money!" then ed answered. "Food!" then double-D held it at a different angle. "and this?" Duh, again. "cash!" Ed had a hard time thinking about his answer. Heck, Ed has a hard time thinking. Finally, he decided. "buttered toast!" I'm surprised he can breath. "well you're (something I can't understand) normal." I can't believe him! He said that to Ed. The guy swims in his underwear and double-D says he's normal. "how's buttered toast normal? Where's the answers?" I looked in MY book for them. If activity pages had answers, so did this book. Then something fell out. "what's this?" then ed had to guess again. "buttered toast!" yeah right! It doesn't look a thing like buttered toast! It looks more like a lollipop or something. "that's a hypnotizing wheel. Allow me to demonstrate." Then double-D spun it in front of Ed. "listen to the sound of my voice. When I snap my fingers, you will become what you've always wanted to be." At first I thought it wasn't working, but then those dot things in Ed's eyeballs disappeared. Next thing you know, Ed's dancing like a ballerina! Me and double-D couldn't stop laughing until Ed picked me up. To him, he was dancing. To me, he was beating me up. I think double-D saw my pain and called Ed back to reality. "my calves hurt." Well, you can't blame him for doing the splits without knowing. Then, I hatched a brilliant scheme. What's hypnotizing wheel + (suckers + pigeons)? TOTAL CONTROL! "I've been waiting for this moment all my life! Let's hypnotize more people!" then double-D acts as if he's the next Chuckie finster. "but Eddy, I don't think that's such a good idea." "have I ever steered you wrong?" "yes." Yeah right. Anyway, now that I have this hypnotizing wheel, No one will stop me!
