Previously, Eddy got a hold of double-D's Hypnotizing wheel and plans to
use it to take control of everyone.
Well now we're behind a bush watching my arch-nemesis Kevin ride on his hot- shot bike. "our first pigeon." I walked over to him. "what do you want?" just the sound of him talking is annoying. "I just want you to look at something." He's gonna fall for it. "other than looking at a dork? Ha ha!" ok. Now THAT ticked me off. I spun the wheel in his face. Now, what should I have him do? Eat garbage? Nah, too original. Run around naked with everyone watching? Nope. Too R rated. (maybe when I'm older, I'll have nazz do that in my room with only me watching.) I know! "listen to the sound of my voice." I have no idea why we have to say that before hypnotizing. "when I snap my fingers, you will become what I've always wanted you to be!" DEAD! Ok, so at least in a coma. He started feeling pain, because he made a really annoying YOUCH sound. Then, he turned into a monkey. Not exactly what I wanted, but close enough. What really was funny was when kevin bit Ed's head. Kevin is mine now. Might as well annoy the heck out of sarah and jimmy.
We found them all right. Sarah and jimmy are planting flowers. I can't believe how pathetic jimmy is. I wish there was a way to help him. Just for fun, I sicked kevin on jimmy. "kevin, get off jimmy's head." This is the perfect moment. I made a cool pose and said my snappy line. "Kevin is a slave to my power!" was that cool or what? "he's our pet monkey." Ed always has to ruin the cool stuff. then I hypnotized sarah. I think I'm psychic or something. All I did was spin the wheel in front of her and snap my fingers and she instantly became a frog. I started laughing as soon as she ate that bug! Double-D started taking notes on a sketch pad. "hmmm. Advanced hypnomorphing." Then I noticed jimmy shaking with fear. I found a way to help him. "so what do you want to be jimmy?" hey! I got it! "how about a muscle man?" I can't believe it worked. At first, he was scared. Now he wants something to bend. Double-D probably wanted to know what different animals would do in the same area, cause he's taking notes like crazy. I was relaxing on a lawn chair with jimmy lifting it, but Ed came running into jimmy, causing me to fall. I guess hypnosis can't beat Ed's strength. Oh great. Now he's complaining. "Eddy! If my mom sees sarah eating bugs, I'll be in big trouble!" oh well. I've got something planned for them all later. It's a good thing they forgot about the bus incident.
Aha! Jonny's the perfect victim. After he slid down the slide, with plank, I greeted him with another cool phrase. "hello jonny." Did that sound cool or what? "hello Eddy." Weirdo. "enough small talk." I was right. He spent over 10 minutes saying hello Eddy. "It's hypnotizing time!" I spun the wheel. Double-D is still taking notes and Ed's doing something or something. "ha ha. I don't get it." I can't believe him. He's immune to my powers! "what's Eddy doing plank?" he always has to go to plank for his answers, doesn't he? "Plank? What have you done? Plank's a mindless zombie!" then he ran away crying. I still don't get him. "ooh, can I try Eddy? Just once!" I guess it wouldn't hurt to have the big lug give it a go.
Ed decided we should hypnotize Rolf. He was scrubbing his goat victor. "hello, Ed boys. Would you like me to scrub you?" is that some kind of custom in his homeland? "do you like what you see?" "what?" "look into the circley thing!" "you crazy!" "Eddy, it's not working!" what am I, the news channel? 'welcome to The Eddy factor. I'm your host, Eddy. Currently in the news, Mr. Ed has a chance to use the famous Hypnotizing wheel. Unfortunately, he did not know how to use it, so I have to tell him over the stupid phone! Back to you, Bro.' Actually, I could make a lot of money being a news guy. "spin it, bean dip!" HA HA HA! I crack myself up. "when I snap my fingers, you will become a giant man eating noodle!" is that the best he could think of? Rolf did put on a pretty good act. I don't think he can be hypnotized. YIKES! Maybe I'm wrong. I can't really breath right now! Rolf's wrapped around me and we're underground. Then I heard Ed say something. "wait! Now you are a bat!" well, at least I can breath now. OH NO! Rolf's actually flying! Now I know he's not faking! "turn into a zombie!" when's Ed gonna give up? OW! I fell. Oh great! Rolf twisted my body up! This is it. "ok. Now turn into a giant fire-breathing lady..." I didn't want to know what he wanted to turn rolf into next. I told Ed to stop. "ok, back to rolf." That's the last time I let Ed use the hat. "give me that, amateur." Enough fooling around. Time to put my plan into action.
Well now we're behind a bush watching my arch-nemesis Kevin ride on his hot- shot bike. "our first pigeon." I walked over to him. "what do you want?" just the sound of him talking is annoying. "I just want you to look at something." He's gonna fall for it. "other than looking at a dork? Ha ha!" ok. Now THAT ticked me off. I spun the wheel in his face. Now, what should I have him do? Eat garbage? Nah, too original. Run around naked with everyone watching? Nope. Too R rated. (maybe when I'm older, I'll have nazz do that in my room with only me watching.) I know! "listen to the sound of my voice." I have no idea why we have to say that before hypnotizing. "when I snap my fingers, you will become what I've always wanted you to be!" DEAD! Ok, so at least in a coma. He started feeling pain, because he made a really annoying YOUCH sound. Then, he turned into a monkey. Not exactly what I wanted, but close enough. What really was funny was when kevin bit Ed's head. Kevin is mine now. Might as well annoy the heck out of sarah and jimmy.
We found them all right. Sarah and jimmy are planting flowers. I can't believe how pathetic jimmy is. I wish there was a way to help him. Just for fun, I sicked kevin on jimmy. "kevin, get off jimmy's head." This is the perfect moment. I made a cool pose and said my snappy line. "Kevin is a slave to my power!" was that cool or what? "he's our pet monkey." Ed always has to ruin the cool stuff. then I hypnotized sarah. I think I'm psychic or something. All I did was spin the wheel in front of her and snap my fingers and she instantly became a frog. I started laughing as soon as she ate that bug! Double-D started taking notes on a sketch pad. "hmmm. Advanced hypnomorphing." Then I noticed jimmy shaking with fear. I found a way to help him. "so what do you want to be jimmy?" hey! I got it! "how about a muscle man?" I can't believe it worked. At first, he was scared. Now he wants something to bend. Double-D probably wanted to know what different animals would do in the same area, cause he's taking notes like crazy. I was relaxing on a lawn chair with jimmy lifting it, but Ed came running into jimmy, causing me to fall. I guess hypnosis can't beat Ed's strength. Oh great. Now he's complaining. "Eddy! If my mom sees sarah eating bugs, I'll be in big trouble!" oh well. I've got something planned for them all later. It's a good thing they forgot about the bus incident.
Aha! Jonny's the perfect victim. After he slid down the slide, with plank, I greeted him with another cool phrase. "hello jonny." Did that sound cool or what? "hello Eddy." Weirdo. "enough small talk." I was right. He spent over 10 minutes saying hello Eddy. "It's hypnotizing time!" I spun the wheel. Double-D is still taking notes and Ed's doing something or something. "ha ha. I don't get it." I can't believe him. He's immune to my powers! "what's Eddy doing plank?" he always has to go to plank for his answers, doesn't he? "Plank? What have you done? Plank's a mindless zombie!" then he ran away crying. I still don't get him. "ooh, can I try Eddy? Just once!" I guess it wouldn't hurt to have the big lug give it a go.
Ed decided we should hypnotize Rolf. He was scrubbing his goat victor. "hello, Ed boys. Would you like me to scrub you?" is that some kind of custom in his homeland? "do you like what you see?" "what?" "look into the circley thing!" "you crazy!" "Eddy, it's not working!" what am I, the news channel? 'welcome to The Eddy factor. I'm your host, Eddy. Currently in the news, Mr. Ed has a chance to use the famous Hypnotizing wheel. Unfortunately, he did not know how to use it, so I have to tell him over the stupid phone! Back to you, Bro.' Actually, I could make a lot of money being a news guy. "spin it, bean dip!" HA HA HA! I crack myself up. "when I snap my fingers, you will become a giant man eating noodle!" is that the best he could think of? Rolf did put on a pretty good act. I don't think he can be hypnotized. YIKES! Maybe I'm wrong. I can't really breath right now! Rolf's wrapped around me and we're underground. Then I heard Ed say something. "wait! Now you are a bat!" well, at least I can breath now. OH NO! Rolf's actually flying! Now I know he's not faking! "turn into a zombie!" when's Ed gonna give up? OW! I fell. Oh great! Rolf twisted my body up! This is it. "ok. Now turn into a giant fire-breathing lady..." I didn't want to know what he wanted to turn rolf into next. I told Ed to stop. "ok, back to rolf." That's the last time I let Ed use the hat. "give me that, amateur." Enough fooling around. Time to put my plan into action.
