I'm typing this at 3:56 AM, the only time I'll have this week to type up
another chappy (due to finals). I'm not actually allowed on the computer
right now since I'm supposed to spend every waking hour studying, but my
parents don't know I'm on the computer right now, so it's okies.^^' This
chappy'll be really short since I don't want them to catch me and I'll be
in a ton of trouble if they do. So anyways, enjoy. *throws chibi Paul
Mua'Dib and Malik plushies to reviewers*
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A maniacal expression filled Seto's face as he slowly approached Joey, Tristan, Bakura and Yugi, savoring every second of seeing the fear mounted on their faces. As he stood only a foot away from the group he let out an echoeing sinister laughter, piercing the silence like a blade.
"W-what do ya' want?" Joey stuttered, managing to take a step back.
"What do I want?" mocked Seto, "I waaant it that way/Am I your fire?/The one desired?/Yes, I know it's too late/but I want it that way..."
"Um, Seto?" Yugi said, "Why are you singing a Backstreet Boys song?"
"Yugi," Seto leaned closer to the lavender-eyed boy, "Don't you understand what I'm trying to tell you?"
"Not really."
"Oh ho ho!" laughed Tristan, "I know what he's trying to tell you." Tristan looked at Seto. "Thumbs up, man, thumbs up!"
"Ahem!" Seto cleared his throat, "What I'm trying to tell you is that you're a big boar and I hope you burn in hell."
"Oh, that's it?" Tristan was confused, "I thought it was something else...nevermind."
A taller greener meaner figure emerged from behind Seto and stood beside him. Putting his arm around Seto's shoulder, he appeared to be none other than the Grinch himself.
"Somebody must stop this Christmas before it get's out of hand," he announced to everyone.
"But Christmas is just right around the bend," pouted Seto, "Being the spoiled egotistical hot brat I am, I want Christmas presents. And I still haven't seen Santa this year yet."
"Did somebody say 'Santa?" a gruff voice came from behind Seto, and he spun around to see Santa Clause.
"Santa!" Seto exclaimed.
"Seto!" Santa smiled back.
"Santa!"
"Seto!"
"Santa!"
"Shonen Jump!" smiled Kazuki Takahashi.
The characters all gasped and the Grinch and Santa disappeared. The creator of Yu-gi-oh! was standing in front of them all.
"Good evening folks!" said Takahashi with glee, "Might I interest you in a pair of poodles?" Holding out both his hands, he revealed a pair of two pink poodles.
"I'll take them! I'll take them!" Bakura offered.
"Thankyou and have a good life, my lovely creations." And with a pink poof, Takahashi vanished.
"Oh baby baby," sang Mr.Newhall (AN:teacher/principle-person at my school) , "How was I supposed to knoooow..." Suddenly he turned into a ladybug and flew to the moon and was never seen again.
"I believe that all persona in the US of A should be treated fairly," announced George Bush, "By being lied to and cheated on by people like me. Perhaps you will join me in my fight to kill innocent Iraqis for our fun and enjoyment just to get me public attention." Then George Bush had a seizure and died.
"YAAAY!" everyone rejoiced.
And everything went back to normal.
"So," said Seto, getting their attention back, "Who wants to be next to die?"
"I do! I do!" shouted Tristan, raising his hand.
"Dumbass," muttered Joey.
"Oookay, well that's not how it's going to work out," said Seto, "You see, the next one to go will be Yugi." Seto snickered before continuing. "I've wanted revenge on you for so long, Yugi, and now I'll finally get it."
Yugi gulped and asked, "So you're the one behind all this?"
"Me?" Seto laughed, "No, my dear Yugi, not me. The one behind all this is..." Seto hestitated and looked at Joey like a lower life form. "Is Joey."
Joey looked at the ground in shame, then at Yugi. "It's true."
"But why?" Bakura asked.
"Why? Because for my entire time bein' with you guys, I've been treated like the reject, the scapegoat. Tea was worse than all of you. That's why..." Joey's voice trailed off.
"What!?" Yugi gasped, "I didn't do anything! The only two people who are jerks around here are Tea, who's dead, and Tristan."
"That's true," agreed Joey, still frowning, "But now that you know who the murderer is, I can't let you go around tellin' other people about this incident. So I'm afraid everyone but Kaibas gonna' have ta' go."
"Yes!" hissed Seto.
"But why was Kaiba approaching us with a knife?" asked Yugi, "And you said yourself that he gave you money to give to the survivors of the house."
"Well, duh! He's just more eager to see you all dead than I am, so of course he helped me out," Joey explained flatly. Then, reaching into his back pocket of his jeans, he extracted a small dagger. "Well I can't waste anymore time talkin' to you anymore. It's time that I've gotten rid of you once and for all."
At with that, he lunged toward Yugi like lightning, thrusting his blade deeply into the golden-haired boy's chest. And in an instant, eternal darkness enveloped him.
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Okie dokie! All finished with my next chappy. It's 1:51 in the afternoon right now, since I had to get off the computer before my parents found out I was using it.^^' Well, this was a pretty interesting chappy-the Grinch, Santa and Takehashi-san. Hmmm...blame it on the pound of sugar I ate before typing this up. Anyways, chibi Seto plushies will be given out next time to reviewers so please review!
Atonohou! -^___^-
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A maniacal expression filled Seto's face as he slowly approached Joey, Tristan, Bakura and Yugi, savoring every second of seeing the fear mounted on their faces. As he stood only a foot away from the group he let out an echoeing sinister laughter, piercing the silence like a blade.
"W-what do ya' want?" Joey stuttered, managing to take a step back.
"What do I want?" mocked Seto, "I waaant it that way/Am I your fire?/The one desired?/Yes, I know it's too late/but I want it that way..."
"Um, Seto?" Yugi said, "Why are you singing a Backstreet Boys song?"
"Yugi," Seto leaned closer to the lavender-eyed boy, "Don't you understand what I'm trying to tell you?"
"Not really."
"Oh ho ho!" laughed Tristan, "I know what he's trying to tell you." Tristan looked at Seto. "Thumbs up, man, thumbs up!"
"Ahem!" Seto cleared his throat, "What I'm trying to tell you is that you're a big boar and I hope you burn in hell."
"Oh, that's it?" Tristan was confused, "I thought it was something else...nevermind."
A taller greener meaner figure emerged from behind Seto and stood beside him. Putting his arm around Seto's shoulder, he appeared to be none other than the Grinch himself.
"Somebody must stop this Christmas before it get's out of hand," he announced to everyone.
"But Christmas is just right around the bend," pouted Seto, "Being the spoiled egotistical hot brat I am, I want Christmas presents. And I still haven't seen Santa this year yet."
"Did somebody say 'Santa?" a gruff voice came from behind Seto, and he spun around to see Santa Clause.
"Santa!" Seto exclaimed.
"Seto!" Santa smiled back.
"Santa!"
"Seto!"
"Santa!"
"Shonen Jump!" smiled Kazuki Takahashi.
The characters all gasped and the Grinch and Santa disappeared. The creator of Yu-gi-oh! was standing in front of them all.
"Good evening folks!" said Takahashi with glee, "Might I interest you in a pair of poodles?" Holding out both his hands, he revealed a pair of two pink poodles.
"I'll take them! I'll take them!" Bakura offered.
"Thankyou and have a good life, my lovely creations." And with a pink poof, Takahashi vanished.
"Oh baby baby," sang Mr.Newhall (AN:teacher/principle-person at my school) , "How was I supposed to knoooow..." Suddenly he turned into a ladybug and flew to the moon and was never seen again.
"I believe that all persona in the US of A should be treated fairly," announced George Bush, "By being lied to and cheated on by people like me. Perhaps you will join me in my fight to kill innocent Iraqis for our fun and enjoyment just to get me public attention." Then George Bush had a seizure and died.
"YAAAY!" everyone rejoiced.
And everything went back to normal.
"So," said Seto, getting their attention back, "Who wants to be next to die?"
"I do! I do!" shouted Tristan, raising his hand.
"Dumbass," muttered Joey.
"Oookay, well that's not how it's going to work out," said Seto, "You see, the next one to go will be Yugi." Seto snickered before continuing. "I've wanted revenge on you for so long, Yugi, and now I'll finally get it."
Yugi gulped and asked, "So you're the one behind all this?"
"Me?" Seto laughed, "No, my dear Yugi, not me. The one behind all this is..." Seto hestitated and looked at Joey like a lower life form. "Is Joey."
Joey looked at the ground in shame, then at Yugi. "It's true."
"But why?" Bakura asked.
"Why? Because for my entire time bein' with you guys, I've been treated like the reject, the scapegoat. Tea was worse than all of you. That's why..." Joey's voice trailed off.
"What!?" Yugi gasped, "I didn't do anything! The only two people who are jerks around here are Tea, who's dead, and Tristan."
"That's true," agreed Joey, still frowning, "But now that you know who the murderer is, I can't let you go around tellin' other people about this incident. So I'm afraid everyone but Kaibas gonna' have ta' go."
"Yes!" hissed Seto.
"But why was Kaiba approaching us with a knife?" asked Yugi, "And you said yourself that he gave you money to give to the survivors of the house."
"Well, duh! He's just more eager to see you all dead than I am, so of course he helped me out," Joey explained flatly. Then, reaching into his back pocket of his jeans, he extracted a small dagger. "Well I can't waste anymore time talkin' to you anymore. It's time that I've gotten rid of you once and for all."
At with that, he lunged toward Yugi like lightning, thrusting his blade deeply into the golden-haired boy's chest. And in an instant, eternal darkness enveloped him.
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Okie dokie! All finished with my next chappy. It's 1:51 in the afternoon right now, since I had to get off the computer before my parents found out I was using it.^^' Well, this was a pretty interesting chappy-the Grinch, Santa and Takehashi-san. Hmmm...blame it on the pound of sugar I ate before typing this up. Anyways, chibi Seto plushies will be given out next time to reviewers so please review!
Atonohou! -^___^-
