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Adept Interview
By Djinn Xpert
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DX: Hi everyone and welcome to our show! The Adept we have here today is the one and only.... Felix!

Felix: Actually there are other Felixs on this Earth. Ever heard of Felix the Cat?

DX: Umm... right. Anyway, 1st question. Many people think you like Sheba. Don't you think Sheba is too... young for you?

Felix: Yeah yeah, always this question. She's only four years younger!

DX: Okay. Now... how did it feel to work for Saturos and Menardi?

Felix: Great! Well... I never really fought so I actually got free experience points. Pay was good as well.

DX: Right. There is a big dispute on whether Alex is evil or good. Give me the inside story.

Felix: Well... Depends on how you look at it. He's evil in the fact that he used Saturos and Menardi and Karst and Agatha, i mean Agaton. Whatever.

DX: Agatio, Felix.

Felix: Right. Agatio. Yeah he used them to take over the world but he gave me and Jenna free food... Delicious. He's a wonderful cook really.

DX: Uh huh. And just because of that you say he's not evil.

Felix: Yeah.

DX: Well... What are your views on Picard?

Felix: He's a weird freak. Only weird freaks wanna return to their hometowns after seeing Jenna. She's so beautiful. I mean, Isaac and Garet chased us everywhere just to get her back!

DX: Yeah right. They were trying to save the world. Idiot.

Felix: Idiot? Well, this idiot can use Ragnarok you know. He has a sword with him too.

DX: Oh. Heh. I didn't say idiot... I meant um... ingenious!

Felix: Ah! Okay then.

DX: Okay, please give some comments on rumours that you have been actually sleeping with Mia behind Isaac's back.

Felix: Lies! I would never betray Sheba, even if for someone with beautiful blue hair and a nice soft body...

DX: How do you know her body is soft?

Felix: Erm... Well... Isaac told me!

Isaac: I never told you that.

Felix: I- Isaac? What are you doing here?

Sheba: I'm here too, you traitor.

Felix: No, wait!

Sheba: I'm sorry, Felix. Spark Plasma.

Felix: ARGH!

DX: Umm... Well thanks for watching our show!

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