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Adept Interview
by Djinn Xpert
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DX: Hi everyone and welcome to our show! Today, we shall interview Jupiter Adept... Ivan!
Ivan: Thank you, thank you.
DX: The people who reviewed voted as follows: 4 votes Ivan, 1 vote Picard, 1 vote Isaac.
Ivan: Ah... I'm the crowd favourite, as always.
DX: Okay now for my first question. It is said that you are the least useful of the members in your party. What are your comments on this?
Ivan: That's not true! Being the fastest (not to mention the coolest), I help my team get quick damage in battle!
DX: Ah... But your defence is weak and you are often knocked out in battle, right?
Ivan: That's why I keep two Hard Nuts to go with my Shaman's Rod.
DX: Is this Rod of yours long?
Ivan: That's a little private, don't you think?
DX: Forgive me, then. Okay... What would the girl of your dreams be like?
Ivan: I dunno... she should be an Adept and should be powerful as well... Short hair is nice.
DX: Well... that brings it down to Karst and Sheba actually.
Ivan: Well Sheba belongs to Felix. I don't wanna see how powerful that guy's Ragnarok can actually be... Karst's kinda cute! =)
DX: Karst is your enemy, isn't she?
Ivan: Ever heard of Romeo and Juliet? Well I plan to make it Ivan and Karst!
DX: Right...
Ivan: You should be more enthusiastic about it, considering I know Storm Ray.
DX: Oh yeah! I wish you guys good luck!
Ivan: Thank you very much.
DX: Alex - is he good or evil?
Ivan: Of course he's evil! Actually I don't know him that well.
DX: How about Magus?
Ivan: Umm...
DX: How about Sephiroth?
Ivan: Hey, please don't bring other games in!
DX: Oh, sorry. What are your views on Isaac?
Ivan: Hohoho! That stupid leader of ours? He's so stupid I wonder why he's leader! I should be leader!
DX: There are rumours that Master Hama is your mother. What are your views?
Ivan: *gasp* Master Hama is a female? Oh about the mother thing, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't affect my "coolness".
Hama: Ivan... *heavy breathing* I am your... *more heavy breathing* mother... *more heavy breathing*
Ivan: Argh!
Karst: Ivan! There you are! You said you would show me your Shaman's Rod!
Hama: Don't mess with my son, girl.
Karst: Who do you think you are? Take this!
Hama: You dare slap me? Take this!
Garet: Oooh, catfight!
Ivan: Mom, stop that, I invited Karst here!
Isaac: Inviting the enemy now, Ivan?
Ivan: Aww, shaddup.
Isaac: Earthquake!
DX: This is kinda getting outta hand!
Ivan: Spark Plasma!
Mia: Don't touch Isaac-chan! Ice Missile! Here you go, sweetheart! Ply!
Ivan: Any more questions?
DX: Yeah! Who is better, Agatio or Saturos?
Ivan: Dunno! I got knocked out in the first round of combat!
DX: Okay! Thanks for watching tonight's show!
Isaac: Judgement.
DX: Oh no...
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I wrote this to take a break from GS Valiants. I never expected I would continue it! Pls R+R! Include who you want to be interviewed next in your review!
Adept Interview
by Djinn Xpert
---------------
DX: Hi everyone and welcome to our show! Today, we shall interview Jupiter Adept... Ivan!
Ivan: Thank you, thank you.
DX: The people who reviewed voted as follows: 4 votes Ivan, 1 vote Picard, 1 vote Isaac.
Ivan: Ah... I'm the crowd favourite, as always.
DX: Okay now for my first question. It is said that you are the least useful of the members in your party. What are your comments on this?
Ivan: That's not true! Being the fastest (not to mention the coolest), I help my team get quick damage in battle!
DX: Ah... But your defence is weak and you are often knocked out in battle, right?
Ivan: That's why I keep two Hard Nuts to go with my Shaman's Rod.
DX: Is this Rod of yours long?
Ivan: That's a little private, don't you think?
DX: Forgive me, then. Okay... What would the girl of your dreams be like?
Ivan: I dunno... she should be an Adept and should be powerful as well... Short hair is nice.
DX: Well... that brings it down to Karst and Sheba actually.
Ivan: Well Sheba belongs to Felix. I don't wanna see how powerful that guy's Ragnarok can actually be... Karst's kinda cute! =)
DX: Karst is your enemy, isn't she?
Ivan: Ever heard of Romeo and Juliet? Well I plan to make it Ivan and Karst!
DX: Right...
Ivan: You should be more enthusiastic about it, considering I know Storm Ray.
DX: Oh yeah! I wish you guys good luck!
Ivan: Thank you very much.
DX: Alex - is he good or evil?
Ivan: Of course he's evil! Actually I don't know him that well.
DX: How about Magus?
Ivan: Umm...
DX: How about Sephiroth?
Ivan: Hey, please don't bring other games in!
DX: Oh, sorry. What are your views on Isaac?
Ivan: Hohoho! That stupid leader of ours? He's so stupid I wonder why he's leader! I should be leader!
DX: There are rumours that Master Hama is your mother. What are your views?
Ivan: *gasp* Master Hama is a female? Oh about the mother thing, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't affect my "coolness".
Hama: Ivan... *heavy breathing* I am your... *more heavy breathing* mother... *more heavy breathing*
Ivan: Argh!
Karst: Ivan! There you are! You said you would show me your Shaman's Rod!
Hama: Don't mess with my son, girl.
Karst: Who do you think you are? Take this!
Hama: You dare slap me? Take this!
Garet: Oooh, catfight!
Ivan: Mom, stop that, I invited Karst here!
Isaac: Inviting the enemy now, Ivan?
Ivan: Aww, shaddup.
Isaac: Earthquake!
DX: This is kinda getting outta hand!
Ivan: Spark Plasma!
Mia: Don't touch Isaac-chan! Ice Missile! Here you go, sweetheart! Ply!
Ivan: Any more questions?
DX: Yeah! Who is better, Agatio or Saturos?
Ivan: Dunno! I got knocked out in the first round of combat!
DX: Okay! Thanks for watching tonight's show!
Isaac: Judgement.
DX: Oh no...
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I wrote this to take a break from GS Valiants. I never expected I would continue it! Pls R+R! Include who you want to be interviewed next in your review!
