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Adept Interview
by Djinn Xpert
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DX: Hi everyone and welcome to our show! Today, we shall interview Jupiter Adept... Ivan!

Ivan: Thank you, thank you.

DX: The people who reviewed voted as follows: 4 votes Ivan, 1 vote Picard, 1 vote Isaac.

Ivan: Ah... I'm the crowd favourite, as always.

DX: Okay now for my first question. It is said that you are the least useful of the members in your party. What are your comments on this?

Ivan: That's not true! Being the fastest (not to mention the coolest), I help my team get quick damage in battle!

DX: Ah... But your defence is weak and you are often knocked out in battle, right?

Ivan: That's why I keep two Hard Nuts to go with my Shaman's Rod.

DX: Is this Rod of yours long?

Ivan: That's a little private, don't you think?

DX: Forgive me, then. Okay... What would the girl of your dreams be like?

Ivan: I dunno... she should be an Adept and should be powerful as well... Short hair is nice.

DX: Well... that brings it down to Karst and Sheba actually.

Ivan: Well Sheba belongs to Felix. I don't wanna see how powerful that guy's Ragnarok can actually be... Karst's kinda cute! =)

DX: Karst is your enemy, isn't she?

Ivan: Ever heard of Romeo and Juliet? Well I plan to make it Ivan and Karst!

DX: Right...

Ivan: You should be more enthusiastic about it, considering I know Storm Ray.

DX: Oh yeah! I wish you guys good luck!

Ivan: Thank you very much.

DX: Alex - is he good or evil?

Ivan: Of course he's evil! Actually I don't know him that well.

DX: How about Magus?

Ivan: Umm...

DX: How about Sephiroth?

Ivan: Hey, please don't bring other games in!

DX: Oh, sorry. What are your views on Isaac?

Ivan: Hohoho! That stupid leader of ours? He's so stupid I wonder why he's leader! I should be leader!

DX: There are rumours that Master Hama is your mother. What are your views?

Ivan: *gasp* Master Hama is a female? Oh about the mother thing, I don't really care, so long as it doesn't affect my "coolness".

Hama: Ivan... *heavy breathing* I am your... *more heavy breathing* mother... *more heavy breathing*

Ivan: Argh!

Karst: Ivan! There you are! You said you would show me your Shaman's Rod!

Hama: Don't mess with my son, girl.

Karst: Who do you think you are? Take this!

Hama: You dare slap me? Take this!

Garet: Oooh, catfight!

Ivan: Mom, stop that, I invited Karst here!

Isaac: Inviting the enemy now, Ivan?

Ivan: Aww, shaddup.

Isaac: Earthquake!

DX: This is kinda getting outta hand!

Ivan: Spark Plasma!

Mia: Don't touch Isaac-chan! Ice Missile! Here you go, sweetheart! Ply!

Ivan: Any more questions?

DX: Yeah! Who is better, Agatio or Saturos?

Ivan: Dunno! I got knocked out in the first round of combat!

DX: Okay! Thanks for watching tonight's show!

Isaac: Judgement.

DX: Oh no...


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I wrote this to take a break from GS Valiants. I never expected I would continue it! Pls R+R! Include who you want to be interviewed next in your review!