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Interview with an Adept
by Djinn Xpert
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I just HAD to do Alex =P.

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DX: Today we have Alex with us here!

Alex: Morning, ladies.

DX: Alex, forgive me for being direct, but everyone is dying to know the answer... are you good or evil?

Alex: Well.. There is no such thing as true good or evil. Whatever someone does it always benefits himself, I'm just doing what I want to do.

DX: -.-' What kind of lame answer is THAT?

Alex: Well of course not as lame as you...

DX: ...... Ok, why do you control evil lackeys like Agatio and Karst when with your superior powers you can obviously destroy all enemies?

Alex: That's because I'm so beautiful.

DX: Right.

Alex: It makes me look cool, that way I can attract more babes, y'know... Which might explain why you're still single.

DX: Shut up. Ok, explain why people think you're actually good.

Alex: Because I am cool?

DX: Umm... What does that have got to do with anything you dumb idiot?

Alex: *Casts Ice Missile* Sure.

DX: Argh... You censored!

Alex: I just LOVE pissing people off.

DX: Argh... What exactly do you want?

Alex: I want the powers of alchemy to rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DX: I see... So there's no reason why my friends Felix and co. shouldn't kill you. GO!

Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Felix: DIE!

Jenna: DIE!

Sheba: DIE!

Picard: Umm... Is my name Picard or Piers?

Alex: Piers is a lame name!

Picard: Arh... DIE!

*Thousands of Alex fans arrive*

Alex fans: HOW DARE YOU!

DX: Umm... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a misunderstanding...

Alex fans: Right. DIEEEEEEEEEEE!

Producer: Due to the abscence of Alex and DX, this interview is now ended.

*Blam blam blam blam blam*

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Sorry I didn't interview the person you voted for but I just couldn't resist interviewing the most irritating villian in Golden Sun.

Note to Alex fans: Please don't kill me for this.