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Interview with an Adept
by Djinn Xpert
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I just HAD to do Alex =P.
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DX: Today we have Alex with us here!
Alex: Morning, ladies.
DX: Alex, forgive me for being direct, but everyone is dying to know the answer... are you good or evil?
Alex: Well.. There is no such thing as true good or evil. Whatever someone does it always benefits himself, I'm just doing what I want to do.
DX: -.-' What kind of lame answer is THAT?
Alex: Well of course not as lame as you...
DX: ...... Ok, why do you control evil lackeys like Agatio and Karst when with your superior powers you can obviously destroy all enemies?
Alex: That's because I'm so beautiful.
DX: Right.
Alex: It makes me look cool, that way I can attract more babes, y'know... Which might explain why you're still single.
DX: Shut up. Ok, explain why people think you're actually good.
Alex: Because I am cool?
DX: Umm... What does that have got to do with anything you dumb idiot?
Alex: *Casts Ice Missile* Sure.
DX: Argh... You censored!
Alex: I just LOVE pissing people off.
DX: Argh... What exactly do you want?
Alex: I want the powers of alchemy to rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DX: I see... So there's no reason why my friends Felix and co. shouldn't kill you. GO!
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Felix: DIE!
Jenna: DIE!
Sheba: DIE!
Picard: Umm... Is my name Picard or Piers?
Alex: Piers is a lame name!
Picard: Arh... DIE!
*Thousands of Alex fans arrive*
Alex fans: HOW DARE YOU!
DX: Umm... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a misunderstanding...
Alex fans: Right. DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
Producer: Due to the abscence of Alex and DX, this interview is now ended.
*Blam blam blam blam blam*
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Sorry I didn't interview the person you voted for but I just couldn't resist interviewing the most irritating villian in Golden Sun.
Note to Alex fans: Please don't kill me for this.
Interview with an Adept
by Djinn Xpert
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I just HAD to do Alex =P.
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DX: Today we have Alex with us here!
Alex: Morning, ladies.
DX: Alex, forgive me for being direct, but everyone is dying to know the answer... are you good or evil?
Alex: Well.. There is no such thing as true good or evil. Whatever someone does it always benefits himself, I'm just doing what I want to do.
DX: -.-' What kind of lame answer is THAT?
Alex: Well of course not as lame as you...
DX: ...... Ok, why do you control evil lackeys like Agatio and Karst when with your superior powers you can obviously destroy all enemies?
Alex: That's because I'm so beautiful.
DX: Right.
Alex: It makes me look cool, that way I can attract more babes, y'know... Which might explain why you're still single.
DX: Shut up. Ok, explain why people think you're actually good.
Alex: Because I am cool?
DX: Umm... What does that have got to do with anything you dumb idiot?
Alex: *Casts Ice Missile* Sure.
DX: Argh... You censored!
Alex: I just LOVE pissing people off.
DX: Argh... What exactly do you want?
Alex: I want the powers of alchemy to rule the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
DX: I see... So there's no reason why my friends Felix and co. shouldn't kill you. GO!
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Felix: DIE!
Jenna: DIE!
Sheba: DIE!
Picard: Umm... Is my name Picard or Piers?
Alex: Piers is a lame name!
Picard: Arh... DIE!
*Thousands of Alex fans arrive*
Alex fans: HOW DARE YOU!
DX: Umm... Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a misunderstanding...
Alex fans: Right. DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
Producer: Due to the abscence of Alex and DX, this interview is now ended.
*Blam blam blam blam blam*
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Sorry I didn't interview the person you voted for but I just couldn't resist interviewing the most irritating villian in Golden Sun.
Note to Alex fans: Please don't kill me for this.
