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Interview with an Adept

By Djinn Xpert

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Elena told me to do a girl... so here I am...

With Mia.

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DX: Hi everyone, today we have Mia with us!

Mia: Finally a girl, you sexist baboon.

DX: Mia, tell us about Isaac.

Mia: Well, do you think I would leave my hometown to save the world? I only left because he's sooo cool.

Alex: Not as cool as me.

DX: What the hell are you doing here?

Alex: Well, considering the fact that I'm so handsome, I decided to invite myself as a guest!

DX: ... Guards!

Alex: Tempest Lizards! NOOOO!

DX: Okay, let's continue.

Mia: What in the world are Tempest Lizards doing here?

DX: As my faithful readers know, I have been fried or heavily injured every interview. These monsters are just what I need.

Mia: ......

DX: Ok, Mia, tell us about the rumours of you sleeping with Felix.

Mia: *blush* *blush* They're not true.

DX: Really?

Isaac: Of course they aren't! How dare you bully my girlfriend!

DX: ... Guards!

Isaac: NOOOO!

DX: Ok, Mia, tell us your feelings on Isaac's interesting relationship with Jenna. They seem to be quite close...

Mia: What? No... I don't believe it...

DX: Umm... I didn't mention that they were making love...

Mia: They are? *sob* *sob*

Alex: How dare you make her cry, you bastard!

DX: How the hell...

Alex: You think Tempest Lizards can stop me? Die! Freeze Prism!

DX: *crushed* Argh...

Mia: Alex...

Alex: Mia...

DX: Argh... That's all for... ouch... today...

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There... with some heavy language