Journal Entries
Beaner-Bop
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A/N: 'lo all. This journal entry supposedly comes soon after 'High School'…not that it would make a difference if you read it or not… -.-;;
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Scary Women
My life is going into hell quickly, very quickly.
In my life, I was taught to fear women by women, and my dad. He was always giving me warnings about when mom was going through Pain for Men Syndrome or the like. Vegeta and Bulma's relationship is much the same way if you ask me, just more hidden. For example, while Vegeta raises his voice to Bulma, he won't do anything that will make her turn off the Gravity Room or not let them have sex for a certain amount of time. Weird no?
I really hope that nobody finds this journal…they'll all think that I'm on crack or something…
I need help.
Anyway, the one main topic of this is women and how they are scary. My current list is quite good if I do so say so myself. I'll write a summarized version in here so you get an idea of what my original list looks like. (NOTE: The glare factor is out of a five star scale, with one being 'not to strong' and five being 'DUCK!')
Chi-chi - She's the first women I ever met and the first one to ever strike fear into me. She has no qualms with taking food away from a hungry Saiya-jin if for some reason she's pissed off at them.
GLARE FACTOR: **********
Bulma - 2nd woman I met in my life, and of course, the second one to strike fear into my heart. She seems to miss the words 'common sense', giving in, rather, to 'Bulma sense'. When this happens, you know you're in trouble.
GLARE FACTOR: **********
Launch - I don't see her to often but I know her well enough that she's scary (both ways). Her first side is sickeningly sweet, making your stomach crawl, and when she sneezes, she could scare the crap out of a saiya-jin, no problem. She has two different glare factors, since one part of her CAN glare and the other can't.
GLARE FACTOR (brunette): …(none)
GALRE FACTOR (blond): *******
18 - She's the strongest female on earth at the moment, of course she's scary that way, and to top it off she's a trained assassin. Of course she isn't that scary. How the hell could an ASSASSIN be scary??
GLARE FACTOR: **********
Bulma's Mom - Does she have a name? I've never heard it…I think… Is it Bunny or something? Oh well, that doesn't matter. She's scary in her own right, so sugary sweet, and nice… I always wonder if she has poison in my food or something, she's so nice. Vegeta doesn't care either way though. Says that he'd rather eat and die of the cooking Bulma's Mom makes than Bulma's. If Bulma is around, this statement is promptly took to heart and she proves it by swatting Vegeta's head - but we're getting a little off topic, aren't we?
GLARE FACTOR: …(none)
And who's the newest member on my list, you ask? Who now joins the elite group of scary women in Son Gohan's journal? It…is none other…than… Drum roll please, someone!
VIDEL SATAN - One of the scariest people I've ever met, she glares at me 24/7 for no reason, has no problems with trying to beat me up, gives me a hard time wherever I go, and I just found out that she can cook pretty well! Which means I won't be able to taste any of it 'cuz I supposedly hate her guts and vice versa… Can't you see me pouting? That, and she looks really good in that swimsuit, oooo, bad Gohan, get your mind out of the gutter!
I better get going now before my mind starts to look to much like Roshi's. Later.
-Gohan
