I'm a Slayer... I'm a Person... I've Got a Soul...

I stop those who drink from a neck.

They are obviously a nervous wreck.

I carry a stake

To stop all the chaos they make

During the day I go to school.

At night I challenge them two a duel.

They always say, "I will kill you"

Then I say, "I love you too."

But one day I fell in love

To someone who can do more then shove.

With the vamps I start a fight

I really do have a lot of might.

Killing vampires is comfort food.

They don't like it when I intrude.

Often at the bronze I like to play pool.

Plus the stick is a handy tool.

I plunge a stake into their heart

Angel makes sure I don't fall apart.

We are joined at the heart

I often find it hard to part.

I go to the sewers where its dank

To give those vamps a killing spank

I fight the undead

Where they've just fed.

After a battle I am sleepy.

When I'm with Angel I'm never weepy.

Sarcasm is my other skill

Vampires are what I love to kill.

A victim's best skill is pleading

Mine of course is leading

I often see a lot of blood

A lot of vampires like a flood.

Tomorrow is another day

Just another one two slay.

Tomorrow is another night

Just one more for me to fight.

Tomorrow is another ray

That will cause them to pay

Tomorrow is another fight

So they shall no longer bite.