I'm a Slayer... I'm a Person... I've Got a Soul...
I stop those who drink from a neck.
They are obviously a nervous wreck.
I carry a stake
To stop all the chaos they make
During the day I go to school.
At night I challenge them two a duel.
They always say, "I will kill you"
Then I say, "I love you too."
But one day I fell in love
To someone who can do more then shove.
With the vamps I start a fight
I really do have a lot of might.
Killing vampires is comfort food.
They don't like it when I intrude.
Often at the bronze I like to play pool.
Plus the stick is a handy tool.
I plunge a stake into their heart
Angel makes sure I don't fall apart.
We are joined at the heart
I often find it hard to part.
I go to the sewers where its dank
To give those vamps a killing spank
I fight the undead
Where they've just fed.
After a battle I am sleepy.
When I'm with Angel I'm never weepy.
Sarcasm is my other skill
Vampires are what I love to kill.
A victim's best skill is pleading
Mine of course is leading
I often see a lot of blood
A lot of vampires like a flood.
Tomorrow is another day
Just another one two slay.
Tomorrow is another night
Just one more for me to fight.
Tomorrow is another ray
That will cause them to pay
Tomorrow is another fight
So they shall no longer bite.
