Disclaimer- yes I know its probably been done time and time again, but I think it's a great concept, so here it is, a woman every woman can relate to in one way or another. Hermione Granger, Bridget Jones style.

The secret diary of Hermione Granger

Monday 3rd January.

9st 5lb, alchohol units 5 (not good, but is new year so ok), Cigarettes 2 (v.g)

number of boyfriends 0 (terrible)

Not good start to year, no boyfriend and no resolutions. Maybe I should make some, will just have glass wine first.

5pm My office

Here are this years resolutions that I am going to stick with-

- will lose at least 5lb

- will find nice man who is not a pervert, a teacher and not Ron

- will throw myself completely into work and show that I do not need a man, even if I want one.

- will show staff I am not just some ditz that is academically brilliant but incredibly stupid.

There that should do it.

6pm staff meeting

god I hate these meetings. Ooo muffins, no must not eat them, they will go straight to my thighs, v.bad!

6.03pm – maybe one won't hurt, mmmm cappuccino flavour. Could do with a coffee right now.

6.05pm- oops, was so busy contemplating muffin I didn't hear Sirius properly but went something like this.

" I would like it brought to attention that I require an assistant." Said Sirius

" and who did you have in mind?" asked Albus.

"I didn't." Sirius said, but I swear he was looking at me when he said it.

Mustn't get excited I probably had muffin on my face.

8pm – now I know he is looking at me, I'll see what he does at the get together later.

Midnight- staff get together burry good, din't drink tooo mush, but I feel bit woozy now. But Sirius wa'sh flirting like mad. Maybe boyfriend front isn't sho barren at all, OOOPH! Fell of couch.