"Hey! Who are you? Wanna be friends? I've never seen another cuckoo in these parts before."
All I can remeber is flying across the river to put out my tail, after Poe, who I THOUGHT was a nice guy, but turns out that he's no Casper, set my tail on fire. Now I am all covered in river muck, with this weird-ass chicken thing asking me questions.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! How rude can a cuckoo get?!"
Jeez. Where am I. I should ask that guy, but I'm not going to. He bugs me. Besides, Malon always says, don't to strange cuckoos, and this guy is really strange. But then again, when do I listen to her? Okay, I'll ask him.
"Where am I?" I ask
"You're down the river. Where are you going?" he asks.
"Anywhere but Lon Lon Ranch." I answer him. "How do you get out of here?"
"I dunno. If I knew that, do you think I would still be here?" He says sarcastically.
"Fine. I'll go ask this guy over here...with the beans...sitting by the fence." I say.
"Hey, guy with the beans!" I yell at him.
"Wanna buy a magic bean? You have to buy them though. I don't trade anymore, since that stupid kid Jack traded for this stupid cow." He says, looking rather perturbed.
"Can I eat them?" I ask. I am really hungry.
"Eat them? No you can't eat them! They're MAGIC BEANS, you idiot!" he says angrily.
"No, that's okay. If I can't eat them I don't wont buy them." I say, and hop into the river.
-Spash-
Hey, the sun is comming up now, and those skeleton things are gone. I am all wet. I am going up the stairs to that village now, I hope there are no horses there.
**
Ah...a nice new place to live. Look at that little fairy boy. Hey, hey, what is he doing? Get away from me little boy, get away! He's picking me up! Oh, I feel violated. Oh put me down!!!!!!! No! He is running off a cliff! What is he doing? Oh my! No, he jumped! It's up to me now! My he's heavy! I Must flap harder! Oh no! We're falling!
-Thump-
Ohhh....Why? Why did he do that? Now he is giving me to someone? I am not his to give. Oh crap, she looks angry.
"This is not MY cuckoo!" she screamed.
Now she is sneezing. She giving that fairy boy an evil eye. That's it. I'm gonna make a run for it. To the cemetry! I'm almost there! Yes! I'm safe. Whoo, that was hard. Now let's see what we've got. A creepy little kid is walking around pretending to be a grave keeper. Well that is a little strange. Omigod! That fairy boy is moving graves, what a sick-o! I'm gonna show him how to respect the dead! Stop that! Stop you weird fairy boy! STOP! Ahhhhhhhh!
-Thump-
Tell me this isn't happening. I fell into a grave.... Ewwwww! Yuck, this is disgusting! How am I supposed to get out. Woe is me! I think I am going to cry. ~sniffle~. What was that? That flapping! There's something in here! Keese! No! Ahhh! I can't believe this is happening! Jeez. Help....Ooh, this rainbow thing, it looks like some sort of transport....I think it is a transport! Yes! If a step on it then it should, I'm out! It worked! I was right! Oh! Who's a genius? I am! ~Yawn~ I need to sleep. Maybe that windmill....
All I can remeber is flying across the river to put out my tail, after Poe, who I THOUGHT was a nice guy, but turns out that he's no Casper, set my tail on fire. Now I am all covered in river muck, with this weird-ass chicken thing asking me questions.
"Hey, I'm talking to you! How rude can a cuckoo get?!"
Jeez. Where am I. I should ask that guy, but I'm not going to. He bugs me. Besides, Malon always says, don't to strange cuckoos, and this guy is really strange. But then again, when do I listen to her? Okay, I'll ask him.
"Where am I?" I ask
"You're down the river. Where are you going?" he asks.
"Anywhere but Lon Lon Ranch." I answer him. "How do you get out of here?"
"I dunno. If I knew that, do you think I would still be here?" He says sarcastically.
"Fine. I'll go ask this guy over here...with the beans...sitting by the fence." I say.
"Hey, guy with the beans!" I yell at him.
"Wanna buy a magic bean? You have to buy them though. I don't trade anymore, since that stupid kid Jack traded for this stupid cow." He says, looking rather perturbed.
"Can I eat them?" I ask. I am really hungry.
"Eat them? No you can't eat them! They're MAGIC BEANS, you idiot!" he says angrily.
"No, that's okay. If I can't eat them I don't wont buy them." I say, and hop into the river.
-Spash-
Hey, the sun is comming up now, and those skeleton things are gone. I am all wet. I am going up the stairs to that village now, I hope there are no horses there.
**
Ah...a nice new place to live. Look at that little fairy boy. Hey, hey, what is he doing? Get away from me little boy, get away! He's picking me up! Oh, I feel violated. Oh put me down!!!!!!! No! He is running off a cliff! What is he doing? Oh my! No, he jumped! It's up to me now! My he's heavy! I Must flap harder! Oh no! We're falling!
-Thump-
Ohhh....Why? Why did he do that? Now he is giving me to someone? I am not his to give. Oh crap, she looks angry.
"This is not MY cuckoo!" she screamed.
Now she is sneezing. She giving that fairy boy an evil eye. That's it. I'm gonna make a run for it. To the cemetry! I'm almost there! Yes! I'm safe. Whoo, that was hard. Now let's see what we've got. A creepy little kid is walking around pretending to be a grave keeper. Well that is a little strange. Omigod! That fairy boy is moving graves, what a sick-o! I'm gonna show him how to respect the dead! Stop that! Stop you weird fairy boy! STOP! Ahhhhhhhh!
-Thump-
Tell me this isn't happening. I fell into a grave.... Ewwwww! Yuck, this is disgusting! How am I supposed to get out. Woe is me! I think I am going to cry. ~sniffle~. What was that? That flapping! There's something in here! Keese! No! Ahhh! I can't believe this is happening! Jeez. Help....Ooh, this rainbow thing, it looks like some sort of transport....I think it is a transport! Yes! If a step on it then it should, I'm out! It worked! I was right! Oh! Who's a genius? I am! ~Yawn~ I need to sleep. Maybe that windmill....
