~Yawn~ That was a nice nap. Hmm, I wonder what's with that guy with the grinder over there. I should go check it out.
"Hey where's your monkey?" I ask, because he is playing a grinder.
"I need no monkey! I am making art! Beautiful music! Now get away from me you stupid bird!" He says as he slaps me. That's it. I've had enough with these rude people! I must call upon my cucco allies! I will send mental messages to my cucco friends....Yes, they are comming....
Ah ha! Here they come, crashing through the windows. We'll peck this guys eyes out! Muh, hahahahahaha! They all have filled the windmill! Yes we'll get him. Feathers have filled the air. Now there is no end to our cucco rage. Yes, yes! There's no getting away now! Some are beating him with their cucco judo, some are jeering at him with their cucco cackles! Oh, no! That Fairy Boy again! What, come to aid your fellow man? Ha! That is impossible! But, wait, no! His ocarina, he's playing it! What song is he playing? No! It's raining! Nooooo! Retreat! Retreat my fellow cuccos! He who pecks and runs away, lives to peck another day! No! don't look up! Don't look up! They're looking up!!!! No! Run!!!!!!!
That was insane. We cuccos need rights too. Some R-E-S-P-E-C-T! But where? How?
"Pssst, hey cucco. Want some respect? How 'bout you go to the castle?" A shrowded figure whispers from a dark corner.
That's it! I'll go to the castle! I'll demand respect for all cuccos near and far! I must redirect my travels towards Princess Zelda's castle!
"Hey where's your monkey?" I ask, because he is playing a grinder.
"I need no monkey! I am making art! Beautiful music! Now get away from me you stupid bird!" He says as he slaps me. That's it. I've had enough with these rude people! I must call upon my cucco allies! I will send mental messages to my cucco friends....Yes, they are comming....
Ah ha! Here they come, crashing through the windows. We'll peck this guys eyes out! Muh, hahahahahaha! They all have filled the windmill! Yes we'll get him. Feathers have filled the air. Now there is no end to our cucco rage. Yes, yes! There's no getting away now! Some are beating him with their cucco judo, some are jeering at him with their cucco cackles! Oh, no! That Fairy Boy again! What, come to aid your fellow man? Ha! That is impossible! But, wait, no! His ocarina, he's playing it! What song is he playing? No! It's raining! Nooooo! Retreat! Retreat my fellow cuccos! He who pecks and runs away, lives to peck another day! No! don't look up! Don't look up! They're looking up!!!! No! Run!!!!!!!
That was insane. We cuccos need rights too. Some R-E-S-P-E-C-T! But where? How?
"Pssst, hey cucco. Want some respect? How 'bout you go to the castle?" A shrowded figure whispers from a dark corner.
That's it! I'll go to the castle! I'll demand respect for all cuccos near and far! I must redirect my travels towards Princess Zelda's castle!
