"We must halt the progression of the rebels, before they attack our lands! Before they destroy our crops, our gold, and silver! Get your guns ready, destroy the natives, and get their gold before they get ours! Sign up with Cash and Shyguy and halt this threat to liberty!" Obscleam's voice booms throughout the Port of Alizia, and became the rallying cry of the pirates.

Hundreds of militia members joined the ranks, and started training immediately at the Town Center. They were many ranks throughout the Port's Militia, with the top posts belonging to Cash and Shyguy. Shyguy is the Admiral/General of the Militia, and Cash is the Vice Admiral/General of the Militia. Usually, they have the highest morale in the army. But today, they have the lowest.

"Oh great!" Cash sighed. A boring day at a boring job working for a boring dictator!" He sat down in a chair, waiting for Obscleam to come to an important meeting with them.

"And the only interesting part is when we kill people, and that is sad!" Shyguy punched the picture of Obscleam on the wall. "I hate this fool!"

"Come on everyone! Train, for soon we will plunder and steal!" Obscleam chant as he marched down into the Meeting Room, and sat down in his usual meeting chair. "Plunder and Steal! Plunder and Steal!"

"Obscleam, why we need to fight them anyway?" Cash clenched his fist. "Could we just make a treaty with them? Give them back their lands in exchange for protection?"

"No, they want to kill!" Obscleam boomed. "They want to kill, they won't agree to whatever we have to offer. They are the evil of the evil! We need to get rid of them to conquer the world!"

"Dictator Obscleam?" sweet Shyguy asked, "I am in love with Alizia. The government is better, nicer, and they stand for good. You, you, stand for evil!"

"Yes!" Cash cheered. "Obscleam, you're evil! Alizia is good!"

"Not exactly. Cash, you haven't heard of the Kingdom of Alizia, have you?"

"No, I have not." Cash leaned back in his chair. "But I assume the kingdom is a great nation, compared to you, and that you are trying to fool us with your lies."

"No, Cash, I am telling you the truth. This Kingdom was formed in the beginnings of time, a unified nation that protect the island from evil. This nation is pure. I am seeking to resurrect it."

Shyguy laugh. "Liar! It does not exist!"

"Yes, it did. And the reason you don't know that because it was destroyed, and replaced with the alliances and wars of the tribes."

"Oh? Are you finally going to tell the truth, and not lie?" Cash asked. "Well, I won't stick around for this meeting. I am heading to Alizia and sign up with them! They are the rightful owners!"