Attack of the 50-Foot Coco
(On a cloudy morning at Crash's house)
Max and Crash Bandicoot are playing CTR 2. Max is wearing a white T-Shirt with blue jeans and white sneakers. Crash is wearing his typical outfit.
Max: You may have won the championship in the real CTR, but since I was the runner-up in the real CTR tournament, now I can crush you. Say goodbye Crash, you will lose.
The TV screen shows Max's kart and Crash's kart but Crash has 1 bomb.
Crash: Not so fast Max-a-Rooney. You didn't know I have a weapon on me.
Max: What!
Crash: Watch this dude. Take this!
The TV screen shows Crash's kart firing the bomb at Max's kart.
Crash: Bulls Eye baby!!!
Max: Oh no, not again!
The screen shows Crash's kart cross the finish line.
Crash: Ha ha! I win again Max.
Max: Oh man, that's the 20th time you beat me. There's no way I can beat you.
Crash: Sorry man, that's my job.
Max: Very funny man.
Aku Aku: Here's why, you were slow at the very end. There were 2 boosts there, and you could have won the race.
Crash: He would have lost anyway; I hit him with a bowling bomb.
Aku Aku: Max would be further away and he would have gotten out of the way.
Max: Is there another way to win this race?
Aku Aku: Try to protect yourself with TNT/Nitro Crates and block his path and keep getting on these boosts and you can win it.
Max: Hmmmm, maybe that can work.
Aku Aku: Try it next time.
Max: (stomach growling) Man I'm starving. (Sniffing) Sweetheart, what are you cooking?
Coco is in the kitchen cooking breakfast. She is wearing a white women's T- Shirt with a green unbuttoned shirt. She has blue-jean shorts and black sandals.
Coco: A big breakfast for all of you. I'm making eggs, hash browns, pancakes, French toast, and waffles.
Max: Yummmmmmy!!!
Crash: You said it man.
(Ding-dong)
Crash goes to the door and opens. It is Crunch and Tawna. Crunch is wearing green army pants and boots. He's also wearing a sky blue muscle shirt. Tawna is wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt and gray pants with brown sneakers.
Crash: Hey Crunch. Hi my love.
Tawna: Hi Crashie! (Kisses Crash on the lips and his eyeballs turn red hearts and falls on his back)
Crunch: Whoa, looks like Crash has a pure crush on you.
Tawna: I know.
Crunch: Hi Coco, Hi Max.
Max: What's up Crunch? (High-fives Crunch) Hi Tawna!
(They go to the round table and sit in their chairs)
Coco and Crash serve the food on the table.
Coco: Ok, dig in.
Crash tries to grab a few things but Coco holds him.
Coco: Hey Whoa Whoa Whoa! What does Emily Post say when you get food?
Crash: Come and get it!!!
Crash and the others grab food and eat it like pigs and all of a sudden they feel stuffed.
Max: Aww man, I'm so full.
Crash: Ha, tell me about it.
Tawna: I haven't eaten like this before.
Aku Aku: That's because you guys eat too much and this stomach-ache will cause you too be full in an instant.
Coco: (feeling full) Sweetheart, how's the French Toast?
Max: (feeling full) It's good. But I'm about to be speaking French into a toilet. (leaves the table and rushes upstairs)
Crunch: Maybe he's full and can't eat anymore.
Crash, Coco, Tawna: DUH!!!!
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex is doing his work on his new scheme. He's wearing his typical white scientist coat and black pants.
Cortex: At last, it's finished. This pill has the ability to make my victim grow at least 50 feet tall, (looks at the camera) which is bigger than Godzilla, I can make that person destroy the city and I can invade this land and create a new city.
N. Gin: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Now Dr. Cortex, who are we going to find someone who will become 50 foot tall and destroy the city?
Cortex: Hmm, good question. Let me look at the Cortex-vision.
Cortex turns on the Cortex-vision monitor. It shows Crash and his friends.
Cortex: Ha ha ha ha! Perfect! I want Crash or his friends to destroy the city and I can build my own city without interruption.
N. Gin: Who are we gonna deliver that pill to Crash?
Cortex: Hmm, (snaps fingers) I got it. I'll ask Pinstripe Poteroo to do me a favor for me.
AT PINSTRIPE'S PLACE
(Phone rings)
Pinstripe is wearing his typical dark red zoot suit.
Pinstripe: (picks up the phone) Hello!
Cortex: Hello, Mr. Poteroo.
Pinstripe: Oh, hello boss.
Cortex: I need you to come over to my lab. I got something for you to do.
Pinstripe: I'm on my way. (hangs up the phone)
AT THE LAB
Pinstripe: You wanted to see me Doc?
Cortex: Yes Pinstripe. I want you to do me a tremendous favor. I want you to deliver this bottle of milk to Crash Bandicoot.
Pinstripe: But, it's only milk.
Cortex: Ahhh, I added a special pill where either Crash or his friends can grow like Godzilla and smash the big city.
Pinstripe: Oh, I like the sound of that.
Cortex: I want you to be in disguise. I want you to be a milkman.
Pinstripe: What?!
Cortex: The people out there don't know that you are wearing you zoot suit as a gangster. My right hand men, Brio and N. Gin with dress you up.
5 MINUTES LATER
Pinstripe: (dressed as a milkman) You're making me look like a fool. I look like that guy from Maytag.
Cortex: Shut up you imbecile! Now deliver this bottle of special milk to Crash right away.
Pinstripe: Yes Doctor! (leaves the scene)
Cortex: Yes Yes Yes, when Pinstripe gives this milk to Crash or his friends. The new city will be mine. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(end of segment 1)
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(On a cloudy morning at Crash's house)
Max and Crash Bandicoot are playing CTR 2. Max is wearing a white T-Shirt with blue jeans and white sneakers. Crash is wearing his typical outfit.
Max: You may have won the championship in the real CTR, but since I was the runner-up in the real CTR tournament, now I can crush you. Say goodbye Crash, you will lose.
The TV screen shows Max's kart and Crash's kart but Crash has 1 bomb.
Crash: Not so fast Max-a-Rooney. You didn't know I have a weapon on me.
Max: What!
Crash: Watch this dude. Take this!
The TV screen shows Crash's kart firing the bomb at Max's kart.
Crash: Bulls Eye baby!!!
Max: Oh no, not again!
The screen shows Crash's kart cross the finish line.
Crash: Ha ha! I win again Max.
Max: Oh man, that's the 20th time you beat me. There's no way I can beat you.
Crash: Sorry man, that's my job.
Max: Very funny man.
Aku Aku: Here's why, you were slow at the very end. There were 2 boosts there, and you could have won the race.
Crash: He would have lost anyway; I hit him with a bowling bomb.
Aku Aku: Max would be further away and he would have gotten out of the way.
Max: Is there another way to win this race?
Aku Aku: Try to protect yourself with TNT/Nitro Crates and block his path and keep getting on these boosts and you can win it.
Max: Hmmmm, maybe that can work.
Aku Aku: Try it next time.
Max: (stomach growling) Man I'm starving. (Sniffing) Sweetheart, what are you cooking?
Coco is in the kitchen cooking breakfast. She is wearing a white women's T- Shirt with a green unbuttoned shirt. She has blue-jean shorts and black sandals.
Coco: A big breakfast for all of you. I'm making eggs, hash browns, pancakes, French toast, and waffles.
Max: Yummmmmmy!!!
Crash: You said it man.
(Ding-dong)
Crash goes to the door and opens. It is Crunch and Tawna. Crunch is wearing green army pants and boots. He's also wearing a sky blue muscle shirt. Tawna is wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt and gray pants with brown sneakers.
Crash: Hey Crunch. Hi my love.
Tawna: Hi Crashie! (Kisses Crash on the lips and his eyeballs turn red hearts and falls on his back)
Crunch: Whoa, looks like Crash has a pure crush on you.
Tawna: I know.
Crunch: Hi Coco, Hi Max.
Max: What's up Crunch? (High-fives Crunch) Hi Tawna!
(They go to the round table and sit in their chairs)
Coco and Crash serve the food on the table.
Coco: Ok, dig in.
Crash tries to grab a few things but Coco holds him.
Coco: Hey Whoa Whoa Whoa! What does Emily Post say when you get food?
Crash: Come and get it!!!
Crash and the others grab food and eat it like pigs and all of a sudden they feel stuffed.
Max: Aww man, I'm so full.
Crash: Ha, tell me about it.
Tawna: I haven't eaten like this before.
Aku Aku: That's because you guys eat too much and this stomach-ache will cause you too be full in an instant.
Coco: (feeling full) Sweetheart, how's the French Toast?
Max: (feeling full) It's good. But I'm about to be speaking French into a toilet. (leaves the table and rushes upstairs)
Crunch: Maybe he's full and can't eat anymore.
Crash, Coco, Tawna: DUH!!!!
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex is doing his work on his new scheme. He's wearing his typical white scientist coat and black pants.
Cortex: At last, it's finished. This pill has the ability to make my victim grow at least 50 feet tall, (looks at the camera) which is bigger than Godzilla, I can make that person destroy the city and I can invade this land and create a new city.
N. Gin: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Now Dr. Cortex, who are we going to find someone who will become 50 foot tall and destroy the city?
Cortex: Hmm, good question. Let me look at the Cortex-vision.
Cortex turns on the Cortex-vision monitor. It shows Crash and his friends.
Cortex: Ha ha ha ha! Perfect! I want Crash or his friends to destroy the city and I can build my own city without interruption.
N. Gin: Who are we gonna deliver that pill to Crash?
Cortex: Hmm, (snaps fingers) I got it. I'll ask Pinstripe Poteroo to do me a favor for me.
AT PINSTRIPE'S PLACE
(Phone rings)
Pinstripe is wearing his typical dark red zoot suit.
Pinstripe: (picks up the phone) Hello!
Cortex: Hello, Mr. Poteroo.
Pinstripe: Oh, hello boss.
Cortex: I need you to come over to my lab. I got something for you to do.
Pinstripe: I'm on my way. (hangs up the phone)
AT THE LAB
Pinstripe: You wanted to see me Doc?
Cortex: Yes Pinstripe. I want you to do me a tremendous favor. I want you to deliver this bottle of milk to Crash Bandicoot.
Pinstripe: But, it's only milk.
Cortex: Ahhh, I added a special pill where either Crash or his friends can grow like Godzilla and smash the big city.
Pinstripe: Oh, I like the sound of that.
Cortex: I want you to be in disguise. I want you to be a milkman.
Pinstripe: What?!
Cortex: The people out there don't know that you are wearing you zoot suit as a gangster. My right hand men, Brio and N. Gin with dress you up.
5 MINUTES LATER
Pinstripe: (dressed as a milkman) You're making me look like a fool. I look like that guy from Maytag.
Cortex: Shut up you imbecile! Now deliver this bottle of special milk to Crash right away.
Pinstripe: Yes Doctor! (leaves the scene)
Cortex: Yes Yes Yes, when Pinstripe gives this milk to Crash or his friends. The new city will be mine. HA HA HA HA HA!!!
(end of segment 1)
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