Lei's Audition

Chapter 5

Lei:        Hey. I come heyre fo audition.

Jin:         Great!

Hwo:      NO MAN!!!!

Jin:         Why not.

Hwo:      Because……he's not "our image".

Jin :       What do you mean?

Hwo:       Dude, look at him!! He's a cop!

Jin:           And so?

Hwo:       I have a bad boy image to maintain!

Jin:          Whatever, you're an idiot.

Hwo:       Well, what about his accent?

Lei:          Yu maki fun of mi assen?!?

Hwo:        See?!?!

Jin:           Hwoa, you can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because you can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make you any better.

Lei:          Ya preddi boy!!

Hwo:        Okay, you shut up over there. No one was talking to you in the first place!

Lei:          Yu wanna mess wi me?!? I brake yo face! Make yu, chop suey!

Hwo:        WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!?!?!?! YOU CANT EVEN TELL A DECENT JOKE FOR CRING OUT LOUD!

Lei:           Wa? Yu gada promblem?

Hwo:         Yes I have a "promblem".

Jin:             Hwoa, cool it. I don't think this is such a good idea.

Hwo:         No dude! His broken English is getting to me, It's driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!

JIN SLAPS HWOARANG.

Hwo:         Thanks, I needed that.

Jin:             You have major issues man.

Hwo:          Don't sweat it. Besides, what's he gonna do? Beat me with his cane?

Lei:             I du moch wurse!

Hwo:           Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Have an uncontrollable bladder problem and pee me to death?

Lei:             Wan  ta fiyt preddi boy?!?

Hwo:           Let's go old man!!

Lei:              I kick yo @$$!!

Hwo:            Whatever. Just don't throw out your back. Lets--------GO!

HE THREW A PUNCH, BUT STUMBLED AS HE MISSED.

Hwo:           Hey, where'd he go?

Lei:              Doawn heyre!

Lei kicked him in the "you know where".

Hwo:          Hey, your on the ground. That's-not—OWW!!!!

Hwo:           OWWWW!!!!

Hwo:           Hey! That's my—

Hwo:           AHHHHHHHH

Lei:             Yu wan sommoar?

Hwo:           No! Please DON'T—

Hwo:           AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Lei:             Hu's old man noaw?!

Hwo:           OWW! PLEASE NOT THE—

Hwo:           NOOOOOO! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL—

Hwo:           AHHHH!!!!!

Jin:              He never learns.

Hwo:           AHHHHH! JIN! HELLLLLLLLP!

Jin:              You brought this on yourself man.

Hwo:           JIN?!?!?! HEY! GET BACK HERE AND KICK THIS GUY'S—

THE PAIN! THE MISERY! MY FACE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!

Hwo:          AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MORE TO COME! REVIEW NOW! NEXT CHAPTER, HWOARANG GETS HIS REVENGE. DON'T MISS IT! LOTS OF LAUGHS! WELL, WHAT DA YA WAITING FOR? REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!