Lei's Audition
Chapter 5
Lei: Hey. I come heyre fo audition.
Jin: Great!
Hwo: NO MAN!!!!
Jin: Why not.
Hwo: Because……he's not "our image".
Jin : What do you mean?
Hwo: Dude, look at him!! He's a cop!
Jin: And so?
Hwo: I have a bad boy image to maintain!
Jin: Whatever, you're an idiot.
Hwo: Well, what about his accent?
Lei: Yu maki fun of mi assen?!?
Hwo: See?!?!
Jin: Hwoa, you can't go criticizing people just because they have broken English. Just because you can speak it better than everyone else doesn't make you any better.
Lei: Ya preddi boy!!
Hwo: Okay, you shut up over there. No one was talking to you in the first place!
Lei: Yu wanna mess wi me?!? I brake yo face! Make yu, chop suey!
Hwo: WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?!?!?!?! YOU CANT EVEN TELL A DECENT JOKE FOR CRING OUT LOUD!
Lei: Wa? Yu gada promblem?
Hwo: Yes I have a "promblem".
Jin: Hwoa, cool it. I don't think this is such a good idea.
Hwo: No dude! His broken English is getting to me, It's driving me CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
JIN SLAPS HWOARANG.
Hwo: Thanks, I needed that.
Jin: You have major issues man.
Hwo: Don't sweat it. Besides, what's he gonna do? Beat me with his cane?
Lei: I du moch wurse!
Hwo: Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Have an uncontrollable bladder problem and pee me to death?
Lei: Wan ta fiyt preddi boy?!?
Hwo: Let's go old man!!
Lei: I kick yo @$$!!
Hwo: Whatever. Just don't throw out your back. Lets--------GO!
HE THREW A PUNCH, BUT STUMBLED AS HE MISSED.
Hwo: Hey, where'd he go?
Lei: Doawn heyre!
Lei kicked him in the "you know where".
Hwo: Hey, your on the ground. That's-not—OWW!!!!
Hwo: OWWWW!!!!
Hwo: Hey! That's my—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHH
Lei: Yu wan sommoar?
Hwo: No! Please DON'T—
Hwo: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Lei: Hu's
old man noaw?!
Hwo: OWW! PLEASE NOT THE—
Hwo: NOOOOOO! MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL—
Hwo: AHHHH!!!!!
Jin: He never learns.
Hwo: AHHHHH! JIN! HELLLLLLLLP!
Jin: You brought this on yourself man.
Hwo: JIN?!?!?! HEY! GET BACK HERE AND KICK THIS GUY'S—
THE PAIN! THE MISERY! MY FACE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Hwo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MOMMMMMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MORE TO COME! REVIEW NOW! NEXT CHAPTER, HWOARANG GETS HIS REVENGE. DON'T MISS IT! LOTS OF LAUGHS! WELL, WHAT DA YA WAITING FOR? REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
