Letters from Santa Dot XIV
. = Last time on Letters from Santa Dot XIII, Mia Coji died a horrible, horrible death underfoot of the Wing Zero. (bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD JOKE, sd. pATHETIC, REALLY! eVEN YOU COULD DO BETTER, OR ARE YOU AS SICK AS ME? fLU SHOT WORKED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WELL.... aRRRGH!!) OOOOOOOOK, I'm not sure I wanna know.
(Back at Mia's, Rowen Hashiba hears a strange noise comming from Mia's room. It's a loud thumping noise. Rowen shudders.)
Rowen: Looks like someone's devil got the best of him. ;;When Ro gets further down the stairs, he notices that the noise is actually a banging on the door. Someone's yelling something...)
The extremely drunken Sage: Willsh shomeones gets shme oudda heresh?!
Rowen: Whoa, I thought it was supposed to be _Sage_ getting _Mia_ drunk, not the other way around! Sage, buddy, are you all right?
Sage: Yep! *Hic* I'ms shushts fines! *Hic*
Rowen: Sage, what the _hell_ happened?!
. = Will Rowen ever get around to letting Sage out? Will Sage be all right? (wILL THE eVIL AUTHOR EVER GET TO THE POINT? wILL SHE EVEN CONTINUE THIS SEGMENT IN THE NEXT lETTER? iS SHE JUST LYING AGAIN? aND WHAT THE _hell_ HAPPENED TO EVERYONE ELSE?) I didn't forget about them, not at all. He he he..... Find out next time on Letters from Santa Dot XV!