"Trooubles" With the Band
Okay, now back to our story. Well, the day of the Battle Of the Bands competition was getting even closer. The band was already settled. It composed of Jin (the electric guitar player), Hwoarang (the drummer..OH YEAH!), and Julia and Xiaoyu…the singers. Everything was perfect. But now, the whole band had to meet up to practice.
Jin: Everyone here?
Hwo: I'm here.
Julia: I'm right over here!
Jin: Well, where is Xioa?
Hwo: Yeah? Where is she? She's usually early.
Jula: Who is "Xiao"?
Jin: Oh, yeah. You never met her have
you? Well, she's in the tournatment, she's 16 years old, she-
Hwo: Blah blah blah! No need for a life story here Jin!
Jin: -_-
Hwo: Look, what he's trying to say is she's our other singer.
Julia: "Other singer?"
Jin: Yeah. She's very good. Is something wrong with that?
Julia: Good singer my @$$….
Jin: Um…what was that?
Julia: Huh? Oh! Nothing, nothing. I was just talking to myself is all.
Jin: -_- (looks at Hwoarang)
Hwo: What?
Jin: I told you she was well…"you know".
Hwo: Jin! Julia is not insane! Well, yeah, maybe she has her "moments" but she's perfectly fine!
Julia: YOU THINK IM INSANE?
Jin: *o* I-I- I dint say THAT!
Hwo: Sure you did. He thinks you're a loose screw.
Jin: The only loose screw in the house here is YOU you retard!
Julia: You think I'm a loose screw?!? IM GONNA-
Hwo: GO JULIA!
Just then Xioayu walked in.
Jin: Xiao! You're here!
Hwo: GREAT! Ditzy girl ALWAYS has to ruin the fun!
Ling: Jin, tell youre idiot friend I heard that.
Hwo: Gee Xiao. I didn't mean for you to hear that. Now if I intended it for you not to hear, I would have said it, to myself.!
Ling: Oh! But my dear kind Hwoarang. Knowing you, you wouldn't know the difference now would you? (pats him on the head.)
Hwo: -_-
Jin: J Good one Xioa, you got him there!
Hwo: "Good one Xiao, you got him ther!" Blah blah blah!
Jin: Well, good morning Xiao. Glad you could make it.
Ling: Good morning Jin.
Hwo: Oh please. Get a room already.
Ling: -_- Well, aren't you going to greet me Hwo?
Hwo: Yeah, whatever. Good morning Xiao. You're looking as "colorful" as usual.
Ling: Good moring Hwo. You're looking as stupid as usual.
Hwo: -_- That was a COMPLIMENT you know!
Ling: Really? I thought the only compliments you gave were to yourself?
Hwo: I swear Xiao! If you weren't a babe, I would definitely kill you!
Ling: Really Hwo? If I was a guy? Hmm…wouldn't it be the other way around? I do recall kicking someone's @$$ sometime ago after an argument over a "slice of pizza".
Hwo: HEY! IT WAS THE LAST PIECE OF PEPPERONI AND CHEESE! MY FAVORITE!
Ling: I told you there was some in the Microwave Hwo! Are you like so freaken retarede that you don't know how to work a simple microwave?
Hwo: …….
Jin: Oh, my, Gosh. Please tell me you aren't serious.
Hwo: …….
Ling: -_- That is really pathetic Hwoarang!
Hwo: Hey!
Julia: Hey! I'm still here people!
Ling: What? How is that?
Hwo: This? This is a babe!
Julia: -_-
Jin: Ling, this is Julia Chang. Julia, this is Ling Xiaoyu.
Ling: Nice to meet you.
Julia: Same here.
Ling: Jin, who is she?
Jin: She's kinda in the band…
Ling: Great! What
instrument does she play?
Jin: Well….she doesn't quite play an
instrument.
Ling: What do you mean?
Jin: Well, you see Ling….Julia kinda-
Hwo: JULIA IS OUR SINGER!
Ling: SINGER?!?!
Jin: -_- Yeah.
Ling: I thought I was the singer Jin!!
Jin: Well, you are.
Ling: But you said that Julia was the singer!
Julia: I thought I was going to be the singer too!
Hwo: But you are babe!
Julia: Don't call me that!
Hwo: Yes mam!
Ling: Jin! What is going on here!
Julia: Stop starring at ME!
Hwo: Huh?
Jin: Everyone just calm down!
Ling: But I want to sing!
Hwo: Xiao, would you shut up?!?!
Jin: Don't tell Xiao to shut it!
Julia: Don't say that to Hwoarang!
Jin: Shut up psycho chick!
Hwo: Hey! You don't call Julia that! Just because you have feelings for Xiao doestn mean Julia is any different!
Ling: What did you say?
Jin: (blushes) Shut your mouth Hwoarang!
Julia: Don't tell Hwoarang to shut it either!
Jin: Would you just stick it up your @$$ already? SHUT UP!
Julia: At leas t I'm not the one in love with a slant eye!
Ling: Beoch! What did you say?!?!?
Julia: You heard me!
Hwo: (clears throat) Um…Julia? I just happen to be one of those "slant eyes" and…um….so are you…."chang" sounding familiar here?
Julia: Oh….sorry.
Ling: -_-
Jin: Okay, look! We aren't getting anywhere here arguing like this. Let's all set our differences aside right now and concentrate on our goal.
Ling: Right!
Jin: Ling, Julia, here are your parts. I divided them up equally, so there shouldn't be any problems.
Ling: Sounds good to me.
Julia: Whatever.
Hwo: Now can we get started?
Jin: Okay. Let me plug it into the amp first. Okay. Lets go.
Hwo: Ready? One…..two…..three!
They started. It started out sounding good at first, but it only got BAD when it came time for the singing.
Ling: IF I, were to turn back time,
I, would turn it back to when you were mine.
I don't understand why you left me,
But now you'll see,
Julia: YOUR NEEDING ME.
Ling: *-*
Julia: Maybe when I'm gone
You wont say so long
Maybe when the sun doesn't shine
Ling: You will be mine
And when I—
Julia: CUT CUT CUT!!!
Ling: What?! Why cut?
Jin: Yeah Julia. What's wrong?
Julia: She stole my part is what is wrong!
Jin: Which part?
Julia: I was suppose to end MY part of the chorus with " You will be mine"!
Ling: Yeah, well YOU stole MY part too! And I didn't say a thing!
Julia: Well, you were taking forever getting to the chorus, and I sing much better ,so I thought it would work our perfect!
Ling: What?!?!?
Julia: I'm only saying the truth!
Ling: Why you!
Jin: (holds back ling) Hey hey hey! Calm down Xiao. Julia, now, lets stick to our parts okay? And I don't see what the problem was.
Hwo: Yeah. You guys sounded great.
Julia: That's only because I got to sing most of it.
Ling: Why you!!!
Jin: Xiao!
Julia: That's right. Hold back the little dog. Stupid girl!
Ling: That's it! I quit!
Jin: What? Ling, where are you going?
Ling: I've had enough of this crap Jin. The minute you get rid of that little tramp is when you can give me a call.
Julia: Little? Tramp?
Ling: I'm out of here. Hwo, Jin, I'm sorry, but…I just cant stand her! Put some clothes on or something!
Julia: -_-
Jin: Xiao! Don't go!
Ling walked out and slammed the door behind her. The room was then quiet for some time.
Julia: Well, that was much better. Now that we got rid of the problem—
Jin: The problem?!? You're the only problem here you skank!
Hwo: Hey! Don't call Julia a Skank!
Jin: OH yeah?!?
Hwo: Yeah! If you have a problem, deal it with me!
Jin: Well maybe I will! How about THIS for your problem? I quit!
Jin walked out and shut the door behind him. A few seconds later he walked back in…
Jin: You know what…
Hwo: -_- It's your house dude..
Jin: I know that!
Julai: But you were the one who walked—
Jin: Shut up! Out the both of you!
Julia: But the band!
Jin: There is no band! Get out!!
Julia: Okay okay!
Julia then walked out and closed the door behind her. Jin and Hwoarang were the only one's left.
Jin: Well? I said get out!
Hwo: …..you know what…..
Jin: What?!?!
Hwo: You're such an ass.
Jin: What?!?!
Hwoarang started to walk out the door.
Hwo: We came so close….
Jin: Well, tough luck! You have to know that some things just don't work out!
Hwo: No, you got it all wrong!
Jin: What do you
mean?!?!
Hwo: I meant if things don't work out for
YOU, things don't work out for ANYONE!
Jin: ….
Hwo: You know, you're os selfish sometimes. You just got to listen to what others want first. Not always yourself.
Jin: …..
Hwo: I'm out of here. This is just a waste of time.
Jin: ……Get out Now!
******************THE END********************
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