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The Invasion
A few hours later in Bowser's Castle An alarm clock rang in Bowser's room. Bowser yawned and looked at the time. It was 10:00 P.M., 2 hours before invasion. Bowser then put his right hand on a brick on the right wall. It slid back into the wall, and then was pushed back into its normal place. The wall then slid to the right side, revealing a secret passage. Bowser then walked in this passage, the time lasting only a few minutes. At the end of the passage, Bowser reached a bedroom very similar to one he had when he was a koopling. It is a large room that has toys and games of all kinds on the left side, and on the right side there is a bed with a lava lamp, a tv, a bookcase full of books about education, history, magic, locations, and of myths and legends. In the center of all this was a hot tub that has lava in it. Bathing in this lava is a koopling that very much resembles Bowser when he was a koopling.
" Hi, Jr.!" Bowser said to the koopling. " Hi, papa!" The koopling said in relaxation. " So Papa, when are we going to take that vacation you promised me to Isle Delfino?" " I'll take you there after tomorrow, son. I just came to here to check on you, so good night!" Before Bowser could leave, Bowser Jr. hopped out of the lava bath and said, " Wait! There's something I got to ask you! When can I be introduced to the other kooplings? I can't wait to see them!" " I'll introduce you to them after I return to your room tomorrow, but you'll have to sleep right now, okay?" " Okay, papa, good night!" " Good night, Jr.!" Bowser then entered the secret passage again and went in his room as the secret door closed. Bowser then went out of his room, went downstairs, and went out of the castle, where his whole entire army stands before him. Bowser's army was many times larger than before. Besides the regular army, there are the armies from outside the Mushroom Kingdom and , in some cases, outside the Mushroom World, like Meta Knight's army, which consists of Blade Knights, Burning Leos, Plasma Wisps, Bugsies, Krackos and other baddies from Popstar; King K. Rool's army, which consist of kremlings of every sort and bunches of baddies from the DK Isles; Gruntilda's army, which consists of lots of monsters from the Isle of Hags and Hailfire Peaks; King Boom Boo's army, which are talking with Bowser's boos, King Boo's ghost buddies, Watinga's insect allies, and K. Rool's ghost kremlings. Other such armies are standing in front of Bowser. What a site.
" Troops, and allies," Bowser roared (everyone could hear, because Bowser's as big as he is in Super Mario Sunshine), " It's 1.5 hours before the invasion of the Mushroom World. Before we take over the Mushroom World, we'll go over a few plans I have. First, we'll turn the citizens of every kingdom in the Mushroom World, except the Mushroom Kingdom, into bricks, plants, and Mushrooms. After that, we invade the Mushroom Kingdom through the pipe that leads to the home of my arch-enemies, Mario and Luigi. We'll then kill them. After that, we'll invade Star Haven, defeat the stars, steal the Star Rod, and conquer the Mushroom Kingdom, along with the world! I'll then give you what you want after we go with my plan, which was originally Captain Syrup's idea. Any questions?" Meta Knight jumped in front of King Bowser and asked, " Which Star Rod are you referring to?" " What do you mean which Star Rod?" " On Popstar and on other planets surrounding it, there are magical fountains that give dreams everywhere in the universe. Each of these are powered by a Star Rod." " Oh. Kammy, explain to Meta Knight what the Star Rod here is." While Kammy was explaining to Meta Knight what the Star Rod is, King Boom Boo raised his arm, " What is it?" Bowser asked. The only thing that came from King Boom Boo's mouth were strange noises and sounds. " What are you saying?" Bowser asked. Again, strange noises were heard from King Boom Boo's mouth. Bowser, annoyed, yelled at King Boo to come over to where he was standing. " King Boo, I don't know what your cousin is saying! All I hear are strange noises!" " My cousin is saying ' After the invasion, can we track down Knuckles the Echidna, and kill him and his friends?' Don't you know the ancient boo language?" " Er. . . of course I do! It's just that I'm a little rusty, that's all! Next question, anyone?" Nobody answered. The giant warp pipe then appeared right behind Bowser. Bowser then yelled, " Since nobody has a question and everything's ready, I guess we can start the invasion early, so let's go!" Bowser and every wizard-type baddie then used their combined magic power to change every citizen of all the Mushroom World's countries into bricks and plants and then followed the rest of his army as they entered the giant warp pipe that lead to Mario's house.
Bowser and his whole entire army appeared in front of Mario's house. Everyone stood still for a second. Bowser then said " Destroy Mario's house!" The troops then used all their power to make into one big fireball. They threw it at Mario's house. A huge explosion followed, and all that was left was one huge pit. " Bwa ha ha! I have finally destroyed Mario! Troops, we shall now take over the Mushroom World!" Bowser then teleported his troops, doomships, and flying castles all across the Mushroom Kingdom, the Mushroom World, and the kingdom of the stars to ensure his plan is complete.
Six hours later. . . Countdown was making a racket. Wario jumped out of bed and lightly punched Countdown to stop the clock. He yawned and looked at the pictures of him hanging on the wall. " Don't I just look handsome." He thought to himself as he went out of his bedroom and entered his bathroom. Wario filled his bathtub with warm, bubbly water. He then took off his clothes, placed himself in the neck-high water, and hid himself behind the shower curtain. " Ahh, this is good!" he says. Suddenly, the bathroom door opens, and in walks Mario and the rest, and they're all brushing their teeth, brushing their hair, ect. fortunately, none of them didn't need to use the toilet. Peach heard some splashing in the bathtub, and told everyone to carefully uncover what's behind the shower curtain. They looked and saw nothing but bubbles, but then they saw Wario stick his head out of the water (Trust me. All they saw was his head, nothing else was seen since his body was covered in bubbles). "Ahhhhhhh!" Wario screamed. " Eww!" Peach said in disgust and then ran out of the bathroom. Toad, Toadsworth, and all of the allies that helped Mario in his Star Rod adventure fainted, except for Goombario, who said " Well this isn't something I ever wanted to see!" and then left the bathroom. Luigi and Waluigi then picked up their fainted allies and ran out of the room. Mario was the only one who wasn't out of the room. He looked at Wario and grinned. A giggle came from his mouth. Mario then burst out laughing. Soon, Mario was laughing so hard that tears went rolling down his cheeks. Wario, so angry that's he's redder than Mario's shirt and hat, said " What's so funny?" Mario wiped his tears off and said, " Ah ha ha! Wario, this reminds me of that time when I entered the bathroom with my childhood friends and found you taking a bubble bath in the exact same way. I told my classmates about this, and we picked on you for months!" Mario then started laughing again. Wario, now furious, jumped out of the tub, still covered in bubbles, grabbed Mario by the back of his neck, and threw him out the bathroom door, and closed and locked the door. Wario then drained the tub and got back into his clothes. Wario then looked at Countdown, who was in his pocket, and saw it was 5:55. He then exited the bathroom, went through the rest of the castle, went to the front door, turned the knob, and was about to go outside, but stopped because he heard something outside. He looked through a window, and saw Mario talking to his friends about what they saw at the bathroom and about his childhood relationships. Everyone laughed, even Waluigi, who was bullied by Luigi as a kid. As Mario and his friends were laughing and talking, Wario sat down. " Why do these things happen to me, even during such a drastic time?" he said with a frown on his face. Wario then went back into his castle's interior, went into the castle's cellar, rode the underground subway to the end, and flew a giant owl through a giant lava cavern, to the very center of Wario Planet, where there was lots of fresh water and some kind of teleporter. Wario entered the teleporter, and teleported onto a planet a thousand times bigger than the Mushroom World, and was trillions and trillions of light years away from the billions and billions of galaxies that make up the universe. Fortunately because of magic, its gravitational field is the same as that of the Mushroom World.
Wario then sat down and thought, " Even if Mario and his friends succeed in thwarting Bowser and his army, the koopas will still keep trying to take over. It will eventually happen one day, with or without Bowser. That's why I'm gonna get some help." Wario was about to get up, but a birdo and a brown cyclops with one white horn on his head, approached him. " Catherine, Galrog, what are you doing here?" Catherine the birdo and Galrog the cyclops bowed down to Wario. " Master, we have come here because we heard the teleporter teleport something on this hill, and we came to investigate that. So, why did you teleport here?" Catherine asked. Wario told his two minions everything about Bowser, Captain Syrup, Mario, ect. " So that's why you came here. The last time I saw you this stressed was when you was defeated by that pesky Toad when we tried to take over the Mushroom Kingdom Forest. I think you should just relax here while me and Galrog get the other minions and have our armies take care of the situation for you. Our armies of monsters have grown well over 9, 000, 000, 000 times bigger ever since we took over this planet eight years ago. They now contain all sorts of creatures from several places in the galaxy, like the Bomber Nebula, Popstar, Earth, the Mushroom World, your planet, Subcon, and several other locations." " I don't want to relax. I came here to get you to help me defeat Bowser. If he does win, try to do your best to get the Star Rod and make that wish." " Will do, master. Galrog, let's get the others before getting all our armies." Catherine and Galrog then went off the hill to get Wario's other minions.
Meanwhile, On Wario Planet . . .
" Hey, where's Wario?" Mario asked. Everybody said they didn't know and so started looking for Wario. He wasn't found. " Maybe he chickened out, bro." Luigi said. " If he did, then Im-a gonna smack him the next time he shows his face! Waluigi, stay here in case he shows up! Let's-a move on!" Mario and the rest then left Waluigi on Wario Planet using a warp pipe. They went to Star Haven, looking out for Bowser's army, but saw, to their dismay, Bowser holding the Star Rod in his clutches, laughing at the defeated Honorable Star Spirits, Geno, and Twink. Bowser then turned towards the group. " Huh? Mario and Luigi! I thought you two were killed when we destroyed your house!" " Well it takes alot more to kill us than destroying our house!" Mario and Luigi then put on fighting stances. " Ha ha ha! You idiots, you think you could defeat me when I have the Star Rod in my clutches? Mario, you should've known this after that horrible incident in ' Paper Mario'! Even without the Star Rod, my armies will crush you! Armies, surround Star Palace!"
Billions and billions of baddies, mainly doomstars, surrounded Star Palace. Mario and co realized that they're greatly outnumbered, that they have no items, and there's no way out. Their attempt at saving the Mushroom World had ended right when it had begun. They were taken to Bowser's Castle and all except Peach were thrown in the dungeon. Peach was taken to a room right next to Bowser's room.
Bowser was smiling with glee! He had finally done it! He had finally defeated Mario once and for all! As he sat the dinner table with his children and all the leaders of the other armies, including Captain Syrup, Kamek, Kammy, and all the others. Bowser stood up to make an announcement. " My fellow baddies, I am now proud to be the new ruler of the Mushroom World, but I wouldn't of done it without your help! I will now grant all that you asked me in favor for your help in one wish!" Bowser then held up the Star Rod, made a wish, and all of the favors that was bestowed upon Bowser by his armies were made (the only ones that weren't granted would be the ones affecting Mario, since he was captured, and Wario, since he was so far away). " Now, before we eat, I would want to introduce to my seven kooplings, Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig, to the eighth koopling, Bowser Jr."
The Kooplings had an astonished look on their faces as they saw the brother they never knew they had appear from behind Bowser. The Kooplings then surrounded the eighth koopling. " What plants do you like?" Larry asked the new koopling. " Well, I like piranha plants mostly." Bowser Jr. replied. " Do you like ice?" Lemmy asked. " Yes I do." Bowser Jr. answered. " Do you like chocolate and inventions, and vhat music do you like?" Ludwig asked. " Yes for the first question, and any kind of music for the second question." Was the answer. " Are you really a koopling, or are you like a more childish version of a Baby Bowser?" " I'm a true koopling like you." Bowser Jr. answered. Morton then started blabbering, " Are you telling the truth, or not telling the truth? If you're telling the truth, then you're a koopling. If you aren't telling the truth, you're a Baby Bowser, but a childish kind of Baby Bowser, and-" " Could somebody shut Bigmouth up? He's giving me a headache!" Wendy complained. Bowser Jr. then pulled out a large, spiked mallet made of steel and bashed Morton over the head with it. " Whoa, I like this koopling already!" Roy said, amazed at how quickly Bowser Jr. stopped Morton from talking. " Hey, wanna see my room?" Bowser Jr. asked. The others said yes, even the barely counscious Morton, and so were led to the new koopling's room. Bowser and the rest then started talking after they left.
On Wario Planet . . . Waluigi was keeping a lookout for Wario, a little worried that his brother wasn't going to help after that incident in the bathroom. Waluigi then went to the nest of Wario's pet chicken, Hen. He sat down next to Hen and said, " When is your master ever going to appear?" " Well, I don't know. Wanna hear how he first found me in that cave in the Amazon river Basin?" asked the chicken. " No. Wario already told me about that adventure. Did you know that adventure was put in the game Wario Land for Virtual Boy?" Waluigi asked. Waluigi then heard a strange noise. He looked behind some bushes and saw a bright flash of neon green light. After the flash disappeared, Waluigi looked and saw Wario with the whole entire cast of Wario's Woods, and a small portion of his whole entire army on the ground. He looked up and saw that the rest of the army was on large floating platforms all over the sky. " Whoa. Wario, I thought this army was alot smaller!" Waluigi said to his brother. " We can't talk right now, we have to defeat Bowser's army! A spy in Dark Land told me that Bowser has captured Mario and the rest, and has taken over the Mushroom World! Go to Battle Canyon, and alert the bob- ombs there. Also alert the armies on your island, in Greedville, Mushroom City, and in my mansion that's on Kumotori Island (from the game " Mario and Wario"). Also alert Monstro Town, Nimbus Land, and Bandit's Way! Croco, Sgt. Flutter, Captain Jonathan Jones, Jinx and his apprentice, Jaggar will want to go against Bowser!" Wario said. Waluigi then teleported to the Mushroom World, went to Battle Canyon, and alerted the bob-omb armies there. He also went to his island and got all of his piranha plants. He then went to the other locations and alerted the armies there. After that, he teleported to Wario Planet, where Wario told him to get the rest of the army on the planet. " We're going to battle!" Wario yelled.
In Bowser's Castle . . . Mario was in a cell, with the side and back walls and ceiling covered in spikes, trying to find a way out. He looked for any holes he could crawl into, but found none. He then sat down beside the wall, careful not to touch the spikes. He then said, " Hello? Is there anybody in the cell next to me?" A voice was heard. It was Luigi. " Bro., is that you?" " Yes, it's- a me, Mario!" " Can you quit with that accent!" " Okay. Is there any possible way to get out of here?" " I don't think so. I think Bowser, ever since you have broke out of that cell in his flying castle, has decided to make his cells stronger!" " Well, we'll then simply wait here until a chance to get out comes up, okay bro.?" "Okay, Mario." Bowser then walked in front of Mario. " I can see you are trying to break out. I've been hiding behind this wall imitating your brother's voice to see if you found a way to break out yet. I can see you haven't. So, how does it feel to be defeated? Ah ha ha!" Mario then lunged at Bowser only to be held back by the bars of the cell. " Just to let you know, Peach is in a room next to mine, getting ready to get married." " Married ?!?!" " You see, we made a deal that if I don't harm you or your friends in any way, she'll marry me! The good thing is, even if she doesn't marry me, I'll still own the Mushroom Kingdom! Bwa ha ha ha!" Bowser then left the bewildered Mario in a cell, going up to his room to get ready to marry Peach.
On the borders of Dark Land . . . Wario and his army, now joined by Nimbus Land, Croco, Captain Johnny, and Monstro Town, have appeared on the borders of Dark Land. Wario then walked in front of his army and, using some magic so everybody could hear him, said, " Today is the day we go against King Bowser Koopa and his new allies to prevent their armies from taking over the universe. I heard from one of my spies that Bowser is marrying Peach, so I've come up with a plan. All of the land troops whose species are in Bowser's armies, you will go in Bowser's wedding disguised as Bowser's troops. Before the wedding starts, you will go into Bowser's dungeon, kill the enemies, and free Mario and his friends. Also destroy his armory, his robot factory built by Smithy, and raid his treasury. During the wedding, you must mingle in with Bowser's minions. After I see the last of you do that, I will have every energy- throwing ally to concentrate their attacks into one huge energy ball, and then fire into the chapel. After that, you will then attack the baddies surrounding you and rescue Peach, as I and the rest of the army will charge through and try to get the Star Rod. If we win, give all the treasure to me, since one of the treasures will give you infinite wealth. Any questions?" There were no questions. " Good, now let's go!" Wario said as most of his land troops went towards Bowser's Castle.
The Invasion
A few hours later in Bowser's Castle An alarm clock rang in Bowser's room. Bowser yawned and looked at the time. It was 10:00 P.M., 2 hours before invasion. Bowser then put his right hand on a brick on the right wall. It slid back into the wall, and then was pushed back into its normal place. The wall then slid to the right side, revealing a secret passage. Bowser then walked in this passage, the time lasting only a few minutes. At the end of the passage, Bowser reached a bedroom very similar to one he had when he was a koopling. It is a large room that has toys and games of all kinds on the left side, and on the right side there is a bed with a lava lamp, a tv, a bookcase full of books about education, history, magic, locations, and of myths and legends. In the center of all this was a hot tub that has lava in it. Bathing in this lava is a koopling that very much resembles Bowser when he was a koopling.
" Hi, Jr.!" Bowser said to the koopling. " Hi, papa!" The koopling said in relaxation. " So Papa, when are we going to take that vacation you promised me to Isle Delfino?" " I'll take you there after tomorrow, son. I just came to here to check on you, so good night!" Before Bowser could leave, Bowser Jr. hopped out of the lava bath and said, " Wait! There's something I got to ask you! When can I be introduced to the other kooplings? I can't wait to see them!" " I'll introduce you to them after I return to your room tomorrow, but you'll have to sleep right now, okay?" " Okay, papa, good night!" " Good night, Jr.!" Bowser then entered the secret passage again and went in his room as the secret door closed. Bowser then went out of his room, went downstairs, and went out of the castle, where his whole entire army stands before him. Bowser's army was many times larger than before. Besides the regular army, there are the armies from outside the Mushroom Kingdom and , in some cases, outside the Mushroom World, like Meta Knight's army, which consists of Blade Knights, Burning Leos, Plasma Wisps, Bugsies, Krackos and other baddies from Popstar; King K. Rool's army, which consist of kremlings of every sort and bunches of baddies from the DK Isles; Gruntilda's army, which consists of lots of monsters from the Isle of Hags and Hailfire Peaks; King Boom Boo's army, which are talking with Bowser's boos, King Boo's ghost buddies, Watinga's insect allies, and K. Rool's ghost kremlings. Other such armies are standing in front of Bowser. What a site.
" Troops, and allies," Bowser roared (everyone could hear, because Bowser's as big as he is in Super Mario Sunshine), " It's 1.5 hours before the invasion of the Mushroom World. Before we take over the Mushroom World, we'll go over a few plans I have. First, we'll turn the citizens of every kingdom in the Mushroom World, except the Mushroom Kingdom, into bricks, plants, and Mushrooms. After that, we invade the Mushroom Kingdom through the pipe that leads to the home of my arch-enemies, Mario and Luigi. We'll then kill them. After that, we'll invade Star Haven, defeat the stars, steal the Star Rod, and conquer the Mushroom Kingdom, along with the world! I'll then give you what you want after we go with my plan, which was originally Captain Syrup's idea. Any questions?" Meta Knight jumped in front of King Bowser and asked, " Which Star Rod are you referring to?" " What do you mean which Star Rod?" " On Popstar and on other planets surrounding it, there are magical fountains that give dreams everywhere in the universe. Each of these are powered by a Star Rod." " Oh. Kammy, explain to Meta Knight what the Star Rod here is." While Kammy was explaining to Meta Knight what the Star Rod is, King Boom Boo raised his arm, " What is it?" Bowser asked. The only thing that came from King Boom Boo's mouth were strange noises and sounds. " What are you saying?" Bowser asked. Again, strange noises were heard from King Boom Boo's mouth. Bowser, annoyed, yelled at King Boo to come over to where he was standing. " King Boo, I don't know what your cousin is saying! All I hear are strange noises!" " My cousin is saying ' After the invasion, can we track down Knuckles the Echidna, and kill him and his friends?' Don't you know the ancient boo language?" " Er. . . of course I do! It's just that I'm a little rusty, that's all! Next question, anyone?" Nobody answered. The giant warp pipe then appeared right behind Bowser. Bowser then yelled, " Since nobody has a question and everything's ready, I guess we can start the invasion early, so let's go!" Bowser and every wizard-type baddie then used their combined magic power to change every citizen of all the Mushroom World's countries into bricks and plants and then followed the rest of his army as they entered the giant warp pipe that lead to Mario's house.
Bowser and his whole entire army appeared in front of Mario's house. Everyone stood still for a second. Bowser then said " Destroy Mario's house!" The troops then used all their power to make into one big fireball. They threw it at Mario's house. A huge explosion followed, and all that was left was one huge pit. " Bwa ha ha! I have finally destroyed Mario! Troops, we shall now take over the Mushroom World!" Bowser then teleported his troops, doomships, and flying castles all across the Mushroom Kingdom, the Mushroom World, and the kingdom of the stars to ensure his plan is complete.
Six hours later. . . Countdown was making a racket. Wario jumped out of bed and lightly punched Countdown to stop the clock. He yawned and looked at the pictures of him hanging on the wall. " Don't I just look handsome." He thought to himself as he went out of his bedroom and entered his bathroom. Wario filled his bathtub with warm, bubbly water. He then took off his clothes, placed himself in the neck-high water, and hid himself behind the shower curtain. " Ahh, this is good!" he says. Suddenly, the bathroom door opens, and in walks Mario and the rest, and they're all brushing their teeth, brushing their hair, ect. fortunately, none of them didn't need to use the toilet. Peach heard some splashing in the bathtub, and told everyone to carefully uncover what's behind the shower curtain. They looked and saw nothing but bubbles, but then they saw Wario stick his head out of the water (Trust me. All they saw was his head, nothing else was seen since his body was covered in bubbles). "Ahhhhhhh!" Wario screamed. " Eww!" Peach said in disgust and then ran out of the bathroom. Toad, Toadsworth, and all of the allies that helped Mario in his Star Rod adventure fainted, except for Goombario, who said " Well this isn't something I ever wanted to see!" and then left the bathroom. Luigi and Waluigi then picked up their fainted allies and ran out of the room. Mario was the only one who wasn't out of the room. He looked at Wario and grinned. A giggle came from his mouth. Mario then burst out laughing. Soon, Mario was laughing so hard that tears went rolling down his cheeks. Wario, so angry that's he's redder than Mario's shirt and hat, said " What's so funny?" Mario wiped his tears off and said, " Ah ha ha! Wario, this reminds me of that time when I entered the bathroom with my childhood friends and found you taking a bubble bath in the exact same way. I told my classmates about this, and we picked on you for months!" Mario then started laughing again. Wario, now furious, jumped out of the tub, still covered in bubbles, grabbed Mario by the back of his neck, and threw him out the bathroom door, and closed and locked the door. Wario then drained the tub and got back into his clothes. Wario then looked at Countdown, who was in his pocket, and saw it was 5:55. He then exited the bathroom, went through the rest of the castle, went to the front door, turned the knob, and was about to go outside, but stopped because he heard something outside. He looked through a window, and saw Mario talking to his friends about what they saw at the bathroom and about his childhood relationships. Everyone laughed, even Waluigi, who was bullied by Luigi as a kid. As Mario and his friends were laughing and talking, Wario sat down. " Why do these things happen to me, even during such a drastic time?" he said with a frown on his face. Wario then went back into his castle's interior, went into the castle's cellar, rode the underground subway to the end, and flew a giant owl through a giant lava cavern, to the very center of Wario Planet, where there was lots of fresh water and some kind of teleporter. Wario entered the teleporter, and teleported onto a planet a thousand times bigger than the Mushroom World, and was trillions and trillions of light years away from the billions and billions of galaxies that make up the universe. Fortunately because of magic, its gravitational field is the same as that of the Mushroom World.
Wario then sat down and thought, " Even if Mario and his friends succeed in thwarting Bowser and his army, the koopas will still keep trying to take over. It will eventually happen one day, with or without Bowser. That's why I'm gonna get some help." Wario was about to get up, but a birdo and a brown cyclops with one white horn on his head, approached him. " Catherine, Galrog, what are you doing here?" Catherine the birdo and Galrog the cyclops bowed down to Wario. " Master, we have come here because we heard the teleporter teleport something on this hill, and we came to investigate that. So, why did you teleport here?" Catherine asked. Wario told his two minions everything about Bowser, Captain Syrup, Mario, ect. " So that's why you came here. The last time I saw you this stressed was when you was defeated by that pesky Toad when we tried to take over the Mushroom Kingdom Forest. I think you should just relax here while me and Galrog get the other minions and have our armies take care of the situation for you. Our armies of monsters have grown well over 9, 000, 000, 000 times bigger ever since we took over this planet eight years ago. They now contain all sorts of creatures from several places in the galaxy, like the Bomber Nebula, Popstar, Earth, the Mushroom World, your planet, Subcon, and several other locations." " I don't want to relax. I came here to get you to help me defeat Bowser. If he does win, try to do your best to get the Star Rod and make that wish." " Will do, master. Galrog, let's get the others before getting all our armies." Catherine and Galrog then went off the hill to get Wario's other minions.
Meanwhile, On Wario Planet . . .
" Hey, where's Wario?" Mario asked. Everybody said they didn't know and so started looking for Wario. He wasn't found. " Maybe he chickened out, bro." Luigi said. " If he did, then Im-a gonna smack him the next time he shows his face! Waluigi, stay here in case he shows up! Let's-a move on!" Mario and the rest then left Waluigi on Wario Planet using a warp pipe. They went to Star Haven, looking out for Bowser's army, but saw, to their dismay, Bowser holding the Star Rod in his clutches, laughing at the defeated Honorable Star Spirits, Geno, and Twink. Bowser then turned towards the group. " Huh? Mario and Luigi! I thought you two were killed when we destroyed your house!" " Well it takes alot more to kill us than destroying our house!" Mario and Luigi then put on fighting stances. " Ha ha ha! You idiots, you think you could defeat me when I have the Star Rod in my clutches? Mario, you should've known this after that horrible incident in ' Paper Mario'! Even without the Star Rod, my armies will crush you! Armies, surround Star Palace!"
Billions and billions of baddies, mainly doomstars, surrounded Star Palace. Mario and co realized that they're greatly outnumbered, that they have no items, and there's no way out. Their attempt at saving the Mushroom World had ended right when it had begun. They were taken to Bowser's Castle and all except Peach were thrown in the dungeon. Peach was taken to a room right next to Bowser's room.
Bowser was smiling with glee! He had finally done it! He had finally defeated Mario once and for all! As he sat the dinner table with his children and all the leaders of the other armies, including Captain Syrup, Kamek, Kammy, and all the others. Bowser stood up to make an announcement. " My fellow baddies, I am now proud to be the new ruler of the Mushroom World, but I wouldn't of done it without your help! I will now grant all that you asked me in favor for your help in one wish!" Bowser then held up the Star Rod, made a wish, and all of the favors that was bestowed upon Bowser by his armies were made (the only ones that weren't granted would be the ones affecting Mario, since he was captured, and Wario, since he was so far away). " Now, before we eat, I would want to introduce to my seven kooplings, Larry, Morton, Wendy, Iggy, Roy, Lemmy, and Ludwig, to the eighth koopling, Bowser Jr."
The Kooplings had an astonished look on their faces as they saw the brother they never knew they had appear from behind Bowser. The Kooplings then surrounded the eighth koopling. " What plants do you like?" Larry asked the new koopling. " Well, I like piranha plants mostly." Bowser Jr. replied. " Do you like ice?" Lemmy asked. " Yes I do." Bowser Jr. answered. " Do you like chocolate and inventions, and vhat music do you like?" Ludwig asked. " Yes for the first question, and any kind of music for the second question." Was the answer. " Are you really a koopling, or are you like a more childish version of a Baby Bowser?" " I'm a true koopling like you." Bowser Jr. answered. Morton then started blabbering, " Are you telling the truth, or not telling the truth? If you're telling the truth, then you're a koopling. If you aren't telling the truth, you're a Baby Bowser, but a childish kind of Baby Bowser, and-" " Could somebody shut Bigmouth up? He's giving me a headache!" Wendy complained. Bowser Jr. then pulled out a large, spiked mallet made of steel and bashed Morton over the head with it. " Whoa, I like this koopling already!" Roy said, amazed at how quickly Bowser Jr. stopped Morton from talking. " Hey, wanna see my room?" Bowser Jr. asked. The others said yes, even the barely counscious Morton, and so were led to the new koopling's room. Bowser and the rest then started talking after they left.
On Wario Planet . . . Waluigi was keeping a lookout for Wario, a little worried that his brother wasn't going to help after that incident in the bathroom. Waluigi then went to the nest of Wario's pet chicken, Hen. He sat down next to Hen and said, " When is your master ever going to appear?" " Well, I don't know. Wanna hear how he first found me in that cave in the Amazon river Basin?" asked the chicken. " No. Wario already told me about that adventure. Did you know that adventure was put in the game Wario Land for Virtual Boy?" Waluigi asked. Waluigi then heard a strange noise. He looked behind some bushes and saw a bright flash of neon green light. After the flash disappeared, Waluigi looked and saw Wario with the whole entire cast of Wario's Woods, and a small portion of his whole entire army on the ground. He looked up and saw that the rest of the army was on large floating platforms all over the sky. " Whoa. Wario, I thought this army was alot smaller!" Waluigi said to his brother. " We can't talk right now, we have to defeat Bowser's army! A spy in Dark Land told me that Bowser has captured Mario and the rest, and has taken over the Mushroom World! Go to Battle Canyon, and alert the bob- ombs there. Also alert the armies on your island, in Greedville, Mushroom City, and in my mansion that's on Kumotori Island (from the game " Mario and Wario"). Also alert Monstro Town, Nimbus Land, and Bandit's Way! Croco, Sgt. Flutter, Captain Jonathan Jones, Jinx and his apprentice, Jaggar will want to go against Bowser!" Wario said. Waluigi then teleported to the Mushroom World, went to Battle Canyon, and alerted the bob-omb armies there. He also went to his island and got all of his piranha plants. He then went to the other locations and alerted the armies there. After that, he teleported to Wario Planet, where Wario told him to get the rest of the army on the planet. " We're going to battle!" Wario yelled.
In Bowser's Castle . . . Mario was in a cell, with the side and back walls and ceiling covered in spikes, trying to find a way out. He looked for any holes he could crawl into, but found none. He then sat down beside the wall, careful not to touch the spikes. He then said, " Hello? Is there anybody in the cell next to me?" A voice was heard. It was Luigi. " Bro., is that you?" " Yes, it's- a me, Mario!" " Can you quit with that accent!" " Okay. Is there any possible way to get out of here?" " I don't think so. I think Bowser, ever since you have broke out of that cell in his flying castle, has decided to make his cells stronger!" " Well, we'll then simply wait here until a chance to get out comes up, okay bro.?" "Okay, Mario." Bowser then walked in front of Mario. " I can see you are trying to break out. I've been hiding behind this wall imitating your brother's voice to see if you found a way to break out yet. I can see you haven't. So, how does it feel to be defeated? Ah ha ha!" Mario then lunged at Bowser only to be held back by the bars of the cell. " Just to let you know, Peach is in a room next to mine, getting ready to get married." " Married ?!?!" " You see, we made a deal that if I don't harm you or your friends in any way, she'll marry me! The good thing is, even if she doesn't marry me, I'll still own the Mushroom Kingdom! Bwa ha ha ha!" Bowser then left the bewildered Mario in a cell, going up to his room to get ready to marry Peach.
On the borders of Dark Land . . . Wario and his army, now joined by Nimbus Land, Croco, Captain Johnny, and Monstro Town, have appeared on the borders of Dark Land. Wario then walked in front of his army and, using some magic so everybody could hear him, said, " Today is the day we go against King Bowser Koopa and his new allies to prevent their armies from taking over the universe. I heard from one of my spies that Bowser is marrying Peach, so I've come up with a plan. All of the land troops whose species are in Bowser's armies, you will go in Bowser's wedding disguised as Bowser's troops. Before the wedding starts, you will go into Bowser's dungeon, kill the enemies, and free Mario and his friends. Also destroy his armory, his robot factory built by Smithy, and raid his treasury. During the wedding, you must mingle in with Bowser's minions. After I see the last of you do that, I will have every energy- throwing ally to concentrate their attacks into one huge energy ball, and then fire into the chapel. After that, you will then attack the baddies surrounding you and rescue Peach, as I and the rest of the army will charge through and try to get the Star Rod. If we win, give all the treasure to me, since one of the treasures will give you infinite wealth. Any questions?" There were no questions. " Good, now let's go!" Wario said as most of his land troops went towards Bowser's Castle.
