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"Places people Places" Rogue yells, then sits back in her directors chair.

"How come SHE gets to be the director?"

"Cause SHE says so" Rogue says as she points to a far corner of the sounds stage where a girl with thick back glasses is typing a computer. She look up and frowns. Get up and draws heavy curtains hiding the little workstation.

"OW" Jean yells as a sandbag falls on her head. Rogue smiles and mouths a 'Thank you'.

"Ok were startin', everyone move yahr asses" Rogue yells as people scurry around her.

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The screen fades to black. A pair of big red lips apear.

"I can't believe I'm doing this this" the lips murmur, sounding a lot like Wanda.

"Wanda yahr not meant to talk, just lip sync it" Rogue yells from off camera.

Suddenly a voice begins to sing, its sounds slightly strangled and sings faster then the mouth can move.

"Michael Rennie was ill

The Day the Earth Stood Still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there
In silver underwear
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace

It Came From Outer Space
And this is how the message ran...

Science fiction double feature
Professor X will build a creature
See androids fighting Scott and Jean-et
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
At the late night, double feature, picture show

I knew Leo G. Carroll
Was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot
When I saw Janette Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes
Gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But When Worlds Collide
Said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills
Like a...

Science fiction double feature
Professor X will build a creature
See androids fighting Scott and Jean-et
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

At the late night, double feature, picture show
I wanna go
To the late night, double feature, picture show
By R.K.O.
To the late night, double feature, picture show
In the back row
To the late night, double feature, picture show"

"Cut" Rogue said, holding her head in her hands. "This is gonna be a long day" she mumbles as she stands up and walks over to the side of the stage.

"Kay Wolvie, you can let him go for now"

"What if he runs off" Logan asks as he tightens his grip around Peitro's neck.

"IwontIswear"

"Fahn, if you do you'll find yohself ina coma" she say as Logan releases a very scared silvered haired boy.

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Ok this is a lot shorter then what the rest of the chapters will be but umm yeah.

this is the cast so far.. But if you have a better idea tell me please…

Dr. Frank-N-Furter - Remy (I just wanna put him in high heels and suspenders)

Janet Weiss- Jean

Brad Majors - Scott

Riff Raff- Peitro (muhahaha)

Eddie- lance

Rocky- John

Columbia- Kitty

Magenta- Wanda

Dr. Everett V Scott - Prof X

Narrator- Magneto

Director- Rogue

I'm kinda in the middle of writing two other stories at the same time but I just felt like doing something funny for once.. Anyways enough of my babling