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BAMF

"Vogue I got all the stuff on your list but I still don't get it" Kurt said, holding a big black bag full of, well stuff.

"Good, Ah want ya to get Wolvie ta" She turns to see the camera next to her. After glaring at it she hit's the side sending it flying to its left. It stop while facing a cardboard cut out of a church.

The doors of the card board church open and Storm and Beast appear, both in wedding gear. They are followed by all the mutants that don't have a main part. All in pastel colored wedding attire. All throwing confetti at each other. The mutants on the left side of the screen all jump as rice from off screen is being thrown at them.

"Hey cut it" yells Amara, but stops when she sees who's throwing the rice.

From the centre of the crowd Scott walks forward, in a normal suit but with red plaid bow tie. Laughing is heard from off screen.

Beast : (Sighs) Well Scott I guess we made it huh.

Scott: Huh, oh yeah, well I don't think there was any doubt about that - you and Storm have been almost inseparable ever sine you sat in on the lecture professors gave Bobby about not freezing other peoples body parts for fun.

Beast : Tell you the truth Scott, She was the only reason I came in the first place. Bobby's freezing habits have never been one of my favourite subjects.

Storm throws her bouquet of fake flowers. Jean uses her TK to bring the bouquet to her and squeals in delight.

Beast: (brings his arm up to pat Scott on the back) My condolences Scott.

A car pulls up, driven by Toad, who catchs flies with his tougne as he drives. Beast and Storm get in and drive away. Slowly all the guest leave. Leaving only Scott, Jean (who is in a hideous purplish dress), and Wanda, Peirto and Kitty who are standing in front of the church all dressed in what look like black priest robs.

Jean: Oh Scott, wasn't it wonderful. Didn't Storm look radiantly beautiful. Just an hour ago she was plain old Storm. Now she's Mrs Henry McCoy. (Jean stumbles around)

Scott: (hadn't paid attention to Jean) Err……. Yes, Jean……. Beast a Lucky guy.

Jean: Yes (she stares dreamy off into space)

Scott: Everyone knows Storms a wonderful little cook.

Outside Lighting begins to crack through the sky.

Jean. Uh *hic* yes.

Scott: Hey, Jean

Jean: Yeah, Scott? (she leans her head on his sholder)

Scott: We're really doing this aren't we?

Jean: (mumbles) Uh huh?

Scott: I really love the...skilful way


You beat the other girls


To the bride's bouquet

Jean: Oh...oh, Scott (Jean clutches her stomach, her face turns an ugly shade of green)

Scott: The river was deep but I swam it

Scott starts to get into it and doesn't notice Jeans growing nausia. Wanda and Peitro glare at each other and shout Jean between each of Scotts lines.

Scott: The future is ours, so let's plan it

So please don't tell me to can it

I've one thing to say, and that's


Dammit Jean, I love you


The road was long but I ran it

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it

If there's one fool for you then I am it (Scott goes up to the card bored church and makes a heart shape in the doors using his optic blasts. Then goes back to Jean who is still holding her stomach, looking like she might blow any minute )

I've one thing to say, and that's


Dammit Jean, I love you


Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

There's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad, or mediocre


Oh J-E-A-N, I love you so

Scott get down on one knee (brave isn't he) and holds out a little black box. Inside it a ring. Jean stops holding her stomach and takes it.

Jean: Oh, it's nicer than Storms

Now we're engaged and I'm so glad

Wanda: Not again.

Rogue (from off screen): If you play nice ah'll let you kill peitro once we don't need him no more.

Peitro: Hey-you-can't-do-that.

Wanda: Oh, Brad

Scott: It's Scott

Wanda: Yeah whatever

Jean: That you met Mom and you know Dad

I've one thing to say, and that's


Scott, I'm mad, for you too

Oh, Scott

Scott: Oh, dammit

Jean: I'm mad

Scott: uh, Jean?

Jean: For you



Scott: are you ok?

Jean: There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo

Scott: And that's go see the man who began it

When we met in his science exam-it

Made me give you the eye and then panic

Now I've one thing to say, and that's

Dammit Jean, I love you

Dammit, Jean

Jean: Oh Scott, I'm, I'm going to be sick.

Jean doubles over and beings to throw up. Scott looks around, meets eyes with what appears to be rogue, shrugs and continues.

Scott: Dammit, Jean

I love you

"CUT" Rogue yells, the camera swings around to show Rogue sitting behind some monitors sitting in a directors chair drinking ice tea.

"That was all for today" She says as Scott helps Jean stand straight. Rogue gets up and keeps as far as possible from Jean. "Somebody clean this up" She yells looking straight at sabre-toothed who is huddled near a table of food.

"What?"

"Can you clean this for meh?"

"No"

"Either clean it up or I'll make you part of tha show"

Sabretoothed thinks for a moment.

"OK"