Letters from Santa Dot XXVII
. = Last time, on Letters from Santa Dot XXVI, the hang-over became humanoid.... and then Tyria and I wasted a bunch of space. As Usual. And even if something HAD happened, it wouldn't involve what's about to happen now!

:: Tyria comes out in her Random News Anchor Outfit ::
Tyria: I am Tyria, here again representing Made-Up Station's news show, News Bulletin! Today we are going to start a special mini-story arch (the hangover one will be continued afterwards). Many people, as sd and i have pretended to realize, probably have no idea why there are two authors, Santa Dot AND Tyria. In this mini-story arc, we will explain who we are, and the origins of Santa Dot. Why? Because SD thinks people care.
.u = What does she mean THINKS people care! people do care! Right people? Right .^ Good. Now that we have that settled.... Who are Tyria and I? How did I Come to be? Does anybody even care? Does anybody even read these letters? Find out next time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVIII!