Letters from Santa Dot XXVIII
. = Last time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVII, the hang-over was put on the back-burner to do the long-time comming origin story! (way TOO MANY HYPHENATED WORDS *DIES*). We will now re-enact (gOD DAMMIT, ANOTHER HYPHEN WORD!) the story of my creation.
::Chibi Bat-Duo flies up to the podium. He clears his throat into the microphone::
Bat Duo: Good day folks. I am your narrator. Tyria was a mild-mannered fanfic writer... one of her first fanfics was a Ronin Warrior epic-adventure style fic with her as a Mary-sue. She tries to write good stories, never wanting to lower herself to writing 'spam-fiction'.
Tyria: ::obviously reading from a script:: Oh! How I do hope that I will not ever be assosiated with spam-fiction!
BD: One day, she was staring at a blank document, not knowing what to write. She decided to press a button, make a word starting with that letter, and write a story starting with that word. Anything to stop writer's block. She had with her, as usual, a two-liter of sprite, many many cans of diet coke (empty and full) and a big box of cheerios. How could she have known that her computer (and hence her life) would soon be irreversibly changed forever!
. = That's the beginning folks! (tHE BEGINNING OF THE END. mAY i ASK, WHY BATDUO?) He's had the smallest part so far. And I like him. So THBBBBBBBBT! Biiiiiii~da! What will happen in the continuation of my origin story? Find out next time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVIV! (i'M GOING TO NEED TO LEARN MORE ROMAN NUMERALS AT THIS RATE)!
. = Last time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVII, the hang-over was put on the back-burner to do the long-time comming origin story! (way TOO MANY HYPHENATED WORDS *DIES*). We will now re-enact (gOD DAMMIT, ANOTHER HYPHEN WORD!) the story of my creation.
::Chibi Bat-Duo flies up to the podium. He clears his throat into the microphone::
Bat Duo: Good day folks. I am your narrator. Tyria was a mild-mannered fanfic writer... one of her first fanfics was a Ronin Warrior epic-adventure style fic with her as a Mary-sue. She tries to write good stories, never wanting to lower herself to writing 'spam-fiction'.
Tyria: ::obviously reading from a script:: Oh! How I do hope that I will not ever be assosiated with spam-fiction!
BD: One day, she was staring at a blank document, not knowing what to write. She decided to press a button, make a word starting with that letter, and write a story starting with that word. Anything to stop writer's block. She had with her, as usual, a two-liter of sprite, many many cans of diet coke (empty and full) and a big box of cheerios. How could she have known that her computer (and hence her life) would soon be irreversibly changed forever!
. = That's the beginning folks! (tHE BEGINNING OF THE END. mAY i ASK, WHY BATDUO?) He's had the smallest part so far. And I like him. So THBBBBBBBBT! Biiiiiii~da! What will happen in the continuation of my origin story? Find out next time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVIV! (i'M GOING TO NEED TO LEARN MORE ROMAN NUMERALS AT THIS RATE)!
