Letters from Santa Dot XXVIX!
. = Last time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVIII, Our lovely narrator Chibi Bat Duo had introduced us to Tyria. But how will we get from an average author and an empty document to the lovely and wonderful me? ::slaps a sock in Tyria's mouth before she can say anything:: .^
Bat Duo: Still narratin' away! Let's watch events unfold.
Tyria::closes eyes and looks away, then stabs at her keyboard blindly. When she opens her eyes, she finds a plain old period sitting there.::
Tyria: Bloody hell. I don't know any words that start with a period! It's supposed to come at the end! God damn it!
Bat Duo: Tyria was thoroughly frusterated and glaring at the screen, but then her phone rang. She jumps up and runs out of her room, accidentally spilling the two liter of sprite (almost full) and a half-full can of diet coke onto the keyboard. The carbonated liquids seeped into the computer, and warped the period in a way that could not be detected by human eyes. It didn't look any bigger, it wasn't smaller, or fatter than a normal period. How was it different??
. = My, that sounds like an exquisitly evil place to stop, doesn't it? How was the period different from a normal period, if it wasn't shaped differently? What the hell does this have to do with stupid random pointless ronin warriors spam fics? Find out next time, on Letters from Santa Dot XXX! (*mumbling something that sounds an awful lot like 'get this sock out of my mouth' would sound IF there was a sock in her mouth) .^
. = Last time on Letters from Santa Dot XXVIII, Our lovely narrator Chibi Bat Duo had introduced us to Tyria. But how will we get from an average author and an empty document to the lovely and wonderful me? ::slaps a sock in Tyria's mouth before she can say anything:: .^
Bat Duo: Still narratin' away! Let's watch events unfold.
Tyria::closes eyes and looks away, then stabs at her keyboard blindly. When she opens her eyes, she finds a plain old period sitting there.::
Tyria: Bloody hell. I don't know any words that start with a period! It's supposed to come at the end! God damn it!
Bat Duo: Tyria was thoroughly frusterated and glaring at the screen, but then her phone rang. She jumps up and runs out of her room, accidentally spilling the two liter of sprite (almost full) and a half-full can of diet coke onto the keyboard. The carbonated liquids seeped into the computer, and warped the period in a way that could not be detected by human eyes. It didn't look any bigger, it wasn't smaller, or fatter than a normal period. How was it different??
. = My, that sounds like an exquisitly evil place to stop, doesn't it? How was the period different from a normal period, if it wasn't shaped differently? What the hell does this have to do with stupid random pointless ronin warriors spam fics? Find out next time, on Letters from Santa Dot XXX! (*mumbling something that sounds an awful lot like 'get this sock out of my mouth' would sound IF there was a sock in her mouth) .^
