Disclaimer: I don't own anything I mention in this story. Only the fact that I wrote it…


The sun was bright, so bright and shiny like never before. It was so bright and shiny in Hamtaro's room that he couldn't see his eyes. "Curse this evil sunlight! It's not letting me see my own eyes!" He yelled in agony, "I have to see my eyes. It's relevant."
"Of course it is relevant, I look at my eyes with no mirror every day. You must do it too, Ham tarp Hamtaro," Bijou said mysteriously as she let herself in.
"How do you see your eyes…. With no mirror? Is there lots of sunlight? For my mirror is broken…it sees no more eyes."
"My mirror is in my mind. No sunlight can penetrate my mind. Only chickens can do that. Hens too…but mostly chickens. Roosters are another story…" Bijou replied.
"Can YOU fix my mirror? It's broken, can't you see?"
"I know your mirror is Broken. And no, I can't see. Don't make fun of me. I feel a big phenomenon coming…."
"What kind of phenomenon? I can't feel it. It's not in my ears at all, only in my nose."
"Phenomenon of the hen!" Bijou yelled in a 'didn't you know?!' kind of voice, "I pull the hens out one by one….until only a chicken is left. If it is a brown chicken, I will have bad luck, but if it is white chicken…I will have good luck until the next phenomenon. You can come too. Try to pull hens from your nose."
"Yes, but can you fix my mirror. It is broken. I knew you couldn't see," Hamtarp Hamtaro said with dreamy eyes. Not mummbley eyes though. Only dreamy eyes.
Bijou reached into Hamtarp Hamtaro's mind for his mirror, but all she found were 20 monitor lizards, no mirrors. "I'm sorry, Hamtarp," Bijou said, "But I can't find any mirrors."
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME HAMTARP! THAT'S HAMTARP HAMTARO TO YOU, BIJOU! I DON'T GO BY THE NAME STAN! YOU KNEW THAT!"
"YES…I knew that Hamtarp HAMTARO…but I just thought you would like to get closer much fast. But I guess I was wrong. I was also wrong about you having mirrors. There are no mirrors here. Not even real ones. Your brain is empty except for 20 monitor lizards," Bijou said as she slipped out of the royal apartment.