Bijou ran to the escalator, where she found Howdy looking rather stupid. "My god Howdy! Is YOUR mirror broken too?" Bijou yelled.
"Oh, no. I just… pulled too many hens out of my nose," he said, "I didn't find any chickens, only-" Howdy then fell to the floor, screaming cloudy chicken hawks. "Are you OK?! DO you need remote assistance? Did you lose your modem? Oh Howdy! Please speak to me!!!"
Howdy tried to speak, but only managed a large telephone. He was no match for the chiropractor of his soul.
Bijou backed away, and ran back to Hamtarp Hamtaro's royal apartment. She knocked on the door, and out emerged Hamtarp Hamtaro, with a pickle. "Hamtarp! Are you OK? This is not only a conspiracy! it's a PICKLE! Your mirrors are broken, you have no eyes, and now you too, have the PICKLE!" Hamtarp managed to say one thing before he swallowed a fish: "My name is not HAMTARP! ITS HAMTARP HAMTARO!!!!!"
Bijou was disgusted. How could someone like Hamtarp swallow a fish and not offer her one?? She was furious. She reach into his gaping mouth and pulled out the fish, which was followed by her stuffing it down her throat while singing "this is the song that never ends! Yes it goes on and on my friends! Some people……"
Bijou turned around , just as Howdy came hurtling around the corner, his eyes seemed to glow with gleaming monitor lizards. "Gimme your monitor lizard!"
Hamtarp Hamtaro jerked upright while yelling outraged war cries. "My bad folks! My bad!"
"I know you have monitor lizards in your brain! Now give me one!"
"I will never give you one! My chiropractor of the soul will not let my trade, barter, or murder! Keyboards are of the essence!"
Howdy backed away, he was clearly beaten. He went and continued clear cutting his newly built forest with Stan, who was slash and burning his forest.
