WOoOops.. By: Anne Parkington

Summary: OH NO! Hoggle accidentally killed the Green Fairy from Moulin Rouge when he was going on his rounds..what will happen now when Ewan and Nicole find out?

Disclaimers: puts hand on heart I, Anne Parkington do not own Labyrinth or any of it's rights, Jim Henson.er.Brian Henson does..nor do I own anything from Moulin Rouge, Baz does, and he's a brilliant bastard (heehee, BAZtard.heehee!) I do wish I owned the Green Fairy cuz she's awesome, but I don't.

Dedicated to my friend, Jessie Ju, cuz she was the first person who I told this idea to, oh so long ago.^^

Chapter One

It was just an ordinary day in the Labyrinth. Hoggle was attending to his duties as gardener and spraying all the fairies around his plants, having way to much fun with this sadistic task.

"Twenty Seven!" He cried joyously as he murdered a particularly pretty one. He raised his stubby, knobby hand and wiped the beads of sweat that dotted his forehead and leaned to rest on the mossy wall of the Labyrinth. He closed his eyes lazily and soaked up the sun, and was just about to nap when a high-pitched noise entered his ear. His eyes snapped open. It was singing.

"The hills are alive!" it sang.but where was it coming from? He turned around, and was blinded by a bright green light.

"Wo'!" He cried, shading his eyes with one hand and squinting into the center of the light. In the middle was the most beautiful fairy he had ever seen, with milky white skin, and long wavy red hair. Her lips were bright red and she wore a sexy smirk. She had on a green sequined corset and matching underwear. She winked at him and started doing a rather frightening dance, which consisted of a lot of butt wiggling and shuffles. Hoggle didn't know if he should zap her or go hump a tree or something. He started at her for a second longer, listening to her frighteningly high voice. Suddenly she turned towards him and leaned down, showing her fairy cleavage and clawed at him, her eyes glowing red, and she screamed. Surprised and scared, he shot her with his poison. She stood up straight and gasped, her tiny hands clasped at her delicate throat. She stared at him for a second, before falling to the ground, dead. Hoggle stared. That had to be the most interesting fairy he had encountered. He squatted down next to her and stared. She didn't look like she was from around there.no, her clothes were much to flashy for any of the country bumpkin fairies around his garden. He cocked his head and shrugged. He stood up again and kicked some dirt over her. He was just about to turn and go back to his house for lunch when he heard footsteps behind him. He didn't think anyone wished anyone away lately.but he turned around with a sour face anyway; ready to be unspecific in giving directions. Who he saw however, was not a tearful babysitter who had accidentally wished her client away, or a panic- stricken older sibling who had cast their baby brother or sister to the King.but a young woman with long red hair and startling blue eyes and a young man with straight teeth and messy brown hair.

"May I help you?" Hoggle asked.

"Yes, please." The woman said. She had a girlish British accent. "My name is Nicole Kidman, and this is my friend, Ewan McGregor.we're shooting a movie right now.perhaps you've heard of it, Moulin Rouge...?" She asked hopefully. Hoggle stared blankly at the two taller beings. Nicole cleared her throat and went on, "Well, in this movie is a fairy.she's green, and she's been missing.and I we were given your name.they said you might be able to help us."

Hoggle laughed nervously, "uh, this fairy, it wouldn't be to important, would it, Miss?"

Well that's it for chapter 1..read and review!!

A.P