The Snape Show (In Which X Is A Variable That Equals 4[Hahaha{Hehehe}])
A/N: Ermmm. Yeah. Ummmmmm. Yeah. Okay. Errrrr. Ummm.. Hi? Oh, wait. What was I going to say? Help!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Snape: Dun-dun-dun. Welcome to The Snape Show, the really great Snape Show, Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!! Thank you, thank you very much!
Audience: ...... o.o ...
Snape: **glares**
Audience: ....... O.O .....
Snape: humph.
Audience: ...... :O ......
Camera Person: We'll be back after a message from our sponsors!
Commercial Person: Have you ever wondered exactly what X stood for? Were you tormented in school with hopelessly pointless math problems? Relax! There's still hope! **switches to picture of long, complicated math problem** Do you wish you had a better job, but can't do the math to get one? Never fear! SUPRA X® is here! With one simple spray, all your problems will be solved! **shows that the answer is X=4** Buy SUPRA X® today!
Camera Person (who is also the narrator): Now back to our show!
Snape: All right! In case you do not know the rules to this, let me explain. First, your mind will be tested with hard questions. Next, your body will be tested with an obstacle course. Finally, your endurance will be tested with five pointless, stupid and very annoying questions! If you can survive you will win 1,000 dollars!
Audience: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Snape: All right! Our contestant is: Fred Weasley!!!!! (or so he thought[dun-dun-dun!!!])
Audience: Oooooooooohhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Fred: Thank you, thank you very much!
Camera Person: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Different Commercial Person: Are cell phones harmful to you? Find out on the next News At 11:01!!!
Another Different Commercial Person: Everyone loves to talk, and what better way then to get a cell phone? Buy one today at SUPRA C-PHONES®! (A/N: This once happened to me. it was scary. o.o)
Camera Person: Now back to our show!
Snape: Now Fred, first you will have three hard questions.
Fred: ..... X-P .....
Snape: All right.. First, what does gillyweed do?
Fred: Oh! I know this one!
Audience: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Fred: **glares** It lets you breathe underwater.
Snape: Yup. Next, How do you a) make light and b) put it out?
Fred: Easy! a) Lumos and b) Nox!
Snape: Humph. The last is name three magical creatures that live underwater.
Fred: Errrrrrrrrr. Ummmm, mermaid. kelpie. and. errrrrrr. does giant squid count???
Snape: **checks over list of answers** Yes! You got them right!!!!
Fred: Phew!
Snape: Next we will have the obstacle course! But first.
Camera Director: .a short message from our sponsors!
Commercial Person: Beep.
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Audience: o.O
Camera Director: What, I did say short!
Snape: Now, the obstacle course!
**The camera turns to a large open area where a bunch of things are set up.**
Snape: First, Fred will have to jump through tires.Then he will have to wade through deep squishy mud and then crawl under a wire barricade. Finally he will jump through more tires and have to go over a wall! All in under 2 minutes!!! Will he make it???
Audience: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Fred: **gulp** "O_O
Snape: Ready. GOOO!!!!!!!
**Fred runs through the tires (21 seconds) wades through the mud (19 seconds) under the wire (35 seconds) through more tires (18 seconds) and over the wall (24 seconds)**
Snape: **clicks a timer** You won't believe this, but he made it!
Audience: Wow.
Fred: **looks down at his mud-covered pants** Yay. :-/
Snape: Now, it's the last round!
Camera Director: But first let's have a short message from our sponsors.
Audience: o_O
Commercial Person: The Quidditch season has started! Get tickets now at www.supratickets.com or at Supra Ticket Master!!!
Another Commercial Person: Come to Angel's Accessories for all your cosmetic needs!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: Okay, the final round! In case you forgot, this is the round where he gets tormented by completely pointless questions!
Fred: Urgh.
Audience: Emmmmm.
Snape: Number one! Are you ready?
Fred: I thought I was insane. **shakes head**
Snape: What is 1 times 2 plus 3 minus 4 divided by six times X times X times X times X times X times X divided by 82? (In which X is a variable that equals 4)
Fred: Errrrrrrrrr.
Commercial Person: You need SUPRA X®!!! **hands can to Fred**
Fred: Phew. **sprays on piece of paper he had written the problem on** The answer is.
Snape: Wait wait wait! That's cheating! Now you'll have to have an extra question!
Fred: Awwwwwwww.
Snape: Okay. What's the name of my sister-in-law's second cousin twice removed's cat's kitten?
Fred: Ummmmmmmmmmmm.
Snape: Correct!!!
Fred: Huh?????
Snape: Next one! What is 5 minus 5?
Fred: Zero, of course!
Snape: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! They remembered, yesterday's Monday which isn't same night! (A/N: If you can figure that out you win 1,000 dollars)
Fred: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The insanity! It's consuming me!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Audience: o_O"
Snape: Poor kid, it finally got to him. Well, we'll see you next time on The Snape Show!!!
A/N: It finally got to me. I HAD to do a gameshow. the VKAWGAQW's were really fun. You can read them if you want, and add them, or just me to your favortes list. **looks around hopefully**
A/N: Ermmm. Yeah. Ummmmmm. Yeah. Okay. Errrrr. Ummm.. Hi? Oh, wait. What was I going to say? Help!!!!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Snape: Dun-dun-dun. Welcome to The Snape Show, the really great Snape Show, Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!! Thank you, thank you very much!
Audience: ...... o.o ...
Snape: **glares**
Audience: ....... O.O .....
Snape: humph.
Audience: ...... :O ......
Camera Person: We'll be back after a message from our sponsors!
Commercial Person: Have you ever wondered exactly what X stood for? Were you tormented in school with hopelessly pointless math problems? Relax! There's still hope! **switches to picture of long, complicated math problem** Do you wish you had a better job, but can't do the math to get one? Never fear! SUPRA X® is here! With one simple spray, all your problems will be solved! **shows that the answer is X=4** Buy SUPRA X® today!
Camera Person (who is also the narrator): Now back to our show!
Snape: All right! In case you do not know the rules to this, let me explain. First, your mind will be tested with hard questions. Next, your body will be tested with an obstacle course. Finally, your endurance will be tested with five pointless, stupid and very annoying questions! If you can survive you will win 1,000 dollars!
Audience: Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh.
Snape: All right! Our contestant is: Fred Weasley!!!!! (or so he thought[dun-dun-dun!!!])
Audience: Oooooooooohhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Fred: Thank you, thank you very much!
Camera Person: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Different Commercial Person: Are cell phones harmful to you? Find out on the next News At 11:01!!!
Another Different Commercial Person: Everyone loves to talk, and what better way then to get a cell phone? Buy one today at SUPRA C-PHONES®! (A/N: This once happened to me. it was scary. o.o)
Camera Person: Now back to our show!
Snape: Now Fred, first you will have three hard questions.
Fred: ..... X-P .....
Snape: All right.. First, what does gillyweed do?
Fred: Oh! I know this one!
Audience: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh.
Fred: **glares** It lets you breathe underwater.
Snape: Yup. Next, How do you a) make light and b) put it out?
Fred: Easy! a) Lumos and b) Nox!
Snape: Humph. The last is name three magical creatures that live underwater.
Fred: Errrrrrrrrr. Ummmm, mermaid. kelpie. and. errrrrrr. does giant squid count???
Snape: **checks over list of answers** Yes! You got them right!!!!
Fred: Phew!
Snape: Next we will have the obstacle course! But first.
Camera Director: .a short message from our sponsors!
Commercial Person: Beep.
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Audience: o.O
Camera Director: What, I did say short!
Snape: Now, the obstacle course!
**The camera turns to a large open area where a bunch of things are set up.**
Snape: First, Fred will have to jump through tires.Then he will have to wade through deep squishy mud and then crawl under a wire barricade. Finally he will jump through more tires and have to go over a wall! All in under 2 minutes!!! Will he make it???
Audience: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh. Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
Fred: **gulp** "O_O
Snape: Ready. GOOO!!!!!!!
**Fred runs through the tires (21 seconds) wades through the mud (19 seconds) under the wire (35 seconds) through more tires (18 seconds) and over the wall (24 seconds)**
Snape: **clicks a timer** You won't believe this, but he made it!
Audience: Wow.
Fred: **looks down at his mud-covered pants** Yay. :-/
Snape: Now, it's the last round!
Camera Director: But first let's have a short message from our sponsors.
Audience: o_O
Commercial Person: The Quidditch season has started! Get tickets now at www.supratickets.com or at Supra Ticket Master!!!
Another Commercial Person: Come to Angel's Accessories for all your cosmetic needs!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: Okay, the final round! In case you forgot, this is the round where he gets tormented by completely pointless questions!
Fred: Urgh.
Audience: Emmmmm.
Snape: Number one! Are you ready?
Fred: I thought I was insane. **shakes head**
Snape: What is 1 times 2 plus 3 minus 4 divided by six times X times X times X times X times X times X divided by 82? (In which X is a variable that equals 4)
Fred: Errrrrrrrrr.
Commercial Person: You need SUPRA X®!!! **hands can to Fred**
Fred: Phew. **sprays on piece of paper he had written the problem on** The answer is.
Snape: Wait wait wait! That's cheating! Now you'll have to have an extra question!
Fred: Awwwwwwww.
Snape: Okay. What's the name of my sister-in-law's second cousin twice removed's cat's kitten?
Fred: Ummmmmmmmmmmm.
Snape: Correct!!!
Fred: Huh?????
Snape: Next one! What is 5 minus 5?
Fred: Zero, of course!
Snape: YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! They remembered, yesterday's Monday which isn't same night! (A/N: If you can figure that out you win 1,000 dollars)
Fred: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! The insanity! It's consuming me!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Audience: o_O"
Snape: Poor kid, it finally got to him. Well, we'll see you next time on The Snape Show!!!
A/N: It finally got to me. I HAD to do a gameshow. the VKAWGAQW's were really fun. You can read them if you want, and add them, or just me to your favortes list. **looks around hopefully**
