The Snape Show+2=(Insanity*2)
Disclaimer: Everyone has one, I thought I'd put one. I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Furbies. I do not own this computer I am typing on. I do not own a television. I do not own a dictionary. I do not own the goldfish song. I do not own those cool faces you make on the computer. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Snape: Dun-dun-dun. Welcome to The Snape Show, the really great Snape Show, Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!! (A/N: Sing to the tune of the goldfish song. If you don't know it, go learn it. NOW!!! OR ELSE!!!)
Audience: **whispers** Not again. o.O
Snape: -_-;;
Audience: -_-;;
Snape: XP
Audience: O.O;;
Snape: :D
Audience: :D
Snape: O.O
Audience: -.-;;
Snape: Wait! Not again! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Audience: o.O;;
(A/N: hehehe. I just learned the ;; as sweatdrops.
Snape: EEEYYYYYAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Have you ever wondered exactly what X stood for? Were you tormented in school with hopelessly pointless math problems? Relax! There's still hope! **switches to picture of long, complicated math problem** Do you wish you had a better job, but can't do the math to get one? Never fear! SUPRA X® is here! With one simple spray, all your problems will be solved! **shows that the answer is X=4** Buy SUPRA X® today!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: o.O;; **shuffles cards in his hand nervously** Audience: **whispers** Come on!
Snape: Errm. Let's see. Errrrrrrrr. Um.. Our contestant for today is. **looks around nervously** I think it's Harry Potter.
Draco Malfoy: Excuse me! He's dead! (A/N: Read my other fics) Wait a minute. You're dead too! And so am I! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Snape: No! Wait! We're all in wizard heaven!!!
God/Buddha/Other Stuff I Can't Remember- You are enlightened.
Audience o.O;; -_-;; -.-;;
Snape: Errr. Thanks, I guess.
G/B/OSICR: You're welcome. **flies away on winged horse then falls off and says "I'm okay," before getting back on again and then realizing that he has his own wings and using those because this is supposed to be heaven and the winged pony probabaly wasn't very happy**
Winged Pony: I was perfectly happy! My life had never been better! Except for the time when. Well, that's personal.
Snape: Well. okay. -.-;;
Ginny Weasley: **whisper-shout** Introduce me, will you?!?!
Snape: Oh yes!! Our contestant for today is Ginny Weasley!!!!!
Ginny: Yay!
Audience: o.O;;
Ginny: :P
Snape: First we'll have the rules. I will ask you three hard questions, then you'll go through an obstacle course, and finally three pointless questions. There will be no using SUPRA X® or anything like it. At the end there will be a bonus question. Got it?
Ginny: Yep!!! :D
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Buy Furbies! They're really cute!
Commercial Person: Buy Baby Furbies! They're even cuter than regular ones!
Commercial Person: Buy Old Furbies! They're. weird.
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: Your first question is. What is the muggle word for the thing they use to light and give power to their houses?
Ginny: Oh! Is it. electricity?
Snape: Correct! Number two! Name one charm.
Ginny: Hmmmm. Wingardium Leviosa?
Snape: That's right. Now, the last question! How do you kill devil's snare? (A/N: It think that's what it is.)
Ginny: With light?
Snape: Correct!!!!!!!
Ginny: Yes!
Snape: Now, the obstacle course! First, you will go through tires, then through mud, then under wire, then through more tires and finally over a wall! Can you do it?
Ginny: I hope so.
Snape: You will have to do it in under two minutes! Are you ready?
Ginny: **gets ready to run**
Snape: Go!
Ginny: **runs through tires (20 seconds), through the mud (14 seconds), under the wire (36 seconds), through more tires (19 seconds) and over the wall (40 seconds)**
Snape: Oh. that was very close.
Ginny: Did I make it??? :-(
Snape: o.o;; Yes! You made it!
Ginny: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Now you will have to answer three pointless, stupid questions!
Ginny: **gulps** Okay.
Snape: Number one! How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Ginny: Errrrrr. 1,917? (A/N: That was the line number and column number I was on! :D)
Snape: How did you know?
Ginny: I guessed.
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Fluufy scarfs are the new fad! Buy yours today at www.fluffiscool.com/scarfs or call 1-800-555-FLUFFY!!!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: The second question! Sally sells seashells by the seashore. How many seashells does Sally sell?
Ginny: 44. (A/N: The line number plus the column number! :D)
Snape: How did you know?
Ginny: Sally is my cousin.
Snape: **mutters to himself** The last one!
Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHH. AAAAAHHHHHH.
Snape: -_- What does this mean? They remembered, tommorrow isn't Monday which isn't same night!
Ginny: AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Can't anyone figure that out?!?!
Ginny: EEYYYYYAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Snape: The answer is. You forgot, today is Friday which is opposite day!
Ginny: o.O;;
Snape: ^_^
Ginny: **tackles him**
Snape: SECURITY!!!
Security: **takes Ginny away to prison**
Snape: Glad that's over. Well, we'll see you next time!!!
A/N: Did you like it? I'm just gonna keep on adding episodes until I'm tired of it!
Disclaimer: Everyone has one, I thought I'd put one. I do not own Harry Potter. I do not own Furbies. I do not own this computer I am typing on. I do not own a television. I do not own a dictionary. I do not own the goldfish song. I do not own those cool faces you make on the computer. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Snape: Dun-dun-dun. Welcome to The Snape Show, the really great Snape Show, Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!!! (A/N: Sing to the tune of the goldfish song. If you don't know it, go learn it. NOW!!! OR ELSE!!!)
Audience: **whispers** Not again. o.O
Snape: -_-;;
Audience: -_-;;
Snape: XP
Audience: O.O;;
Snape: :D
Audience: :D
Snape: O.O
Audience: -.-;;
Snape: Wait! Not again! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Audience: o.O;;
(A/N: hehehe. I just learned the ;; as sweatdrops.
Snape: EEEYYYYYAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Have you ever wondered exactly what X stood for? Were you tormented in school with hopelessly pointless math problems? Relax! There's still hope! **switches to picture of long, complicated math problem** Do you wish you had a better job, but can't do the math to get one? Never fear! SUPRA X® is here! With one simple spray, all your problems will be solved! **shows that the answer is X=4** Buy SUPRA X® today!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: o.O;; **shuffles cards in his hand nervously** Audience: **whispers** Come on!
Snape: Errm. Let's see. Errrrrrrrr. Um.. Our contestant for today is. **looks around nervously** I think it's Harry Potter.
Draco Malfoy: Excuse me! He's dead! (A/N: Read my other fics) Wait a minute. You're dead too! And so am I! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Snape: No! Wait! We're all in wizard heaven!!!
God/Buddha/Other Stuff I Can't Remember- You are enlightened.
Audience o.O;; -_-;; -.-;;
Snape: Errr. Thanks, I guess.
G/B/OSICR: You're welcome. **flies away on winged horse then falls off and says "I'm okay," before getting back on again and then realizing that he has his own wings and using those because this is supposed to be heaven and the winged pony probabaly wasn't very happy**
Winged Pony: I was perfectly happy! My life had never been better! Except for the time when. Well, that's personal.
Snape: Well. okay. -.-;;
Ginny Weasley: **whisper-shout** Introduce me, will you?!?!
Snape: Oh yes!! Our contestant for today is Ginny Weasley!!!!!
Ginny: Yay!
Audience: o.O;;
Ginny: :P
Snape: First we'll have the rules. I will ask you three hard questions, then you'll go through an obstacle course, and finally three pointless questions. There will be no using SUPRA X® or anything like it. At the end there will be a bonus question. Got it?
Ginny: Yep!!! :D
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Buy Furbies! They're really cute!
Commercial Person: Buy Baby Furbies! They're even cuter than regular ones!
Commercial Person: Buy Old Furbies! They're. weird.
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: Your first question is. What is the muggle word for the thing they use to light and give power to their houses?
Ginny: Oh! Is it. electricity?
Snape: Correct! Number two! Name one charm.
Ginny: Hmmmm. Wingardium Leviosa?
Snape: That's right. Now, the last question! How do you kill devil's snare? (A/N: It think that's what it is.)
Ginny: With light?
Snape: Correct!!!!!!!
Ginny: Yes!
Snape: Now, the obstacle course! First, you will go through tires, then through mud, then under wire, then through more tires and finally over a wall! Can you do it?
Ginny: I hope so.
Snape: You will have to do it in under two minutes! Are you ready?
Ginny: **gets ready to run**
Snape: Go!
Ginny: **runs through tires (20 seconds), through the mud (14 seconds), under the wire (36 seconds), through more tires (19 seconds) and over the wall (40 seconds)**
Snape: Oh. that was very close.
Ginny: Did I make it??? :-(
Snape: o.o;; Yes! You made it!
Ginny: YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Now you will have to answer three pointless, stupid questions!
Ginny: **gulps** Okay.
Snape: Number one! How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Ginny: Errrrrr. 1,917? (A/N: That was the line number and column number I was on! :D)
Snape: How did you know?
Ginny: I guessed.
Camera Director: We'll be back after a short message from our sponsors.
Commercial Person: Fluufy scarfs are the new fad! Buy yours today at www.fluffiscool.com/scarfs or call 1-800-555-FLUFFY!!!
Camera Director: Now back to our show!
Snape: The second question! Sally sells seashells by the seashore. How many seashells does Sally sell?
Ginny: 44. (A/N: The line number plus the column number! :D)
Snape: How did you know?
Ginny: Sally is my cousin.
Snape: **mutters to himself** The last one!
Audience: OOOOOHHHHHHH. AAAAAHHHHHH.
Snape: -_- What does this mean? They remembered, tommorrow isn't Monday which isn't same night!
Ginny: AAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snape: Can't anyone figure that out?!?!
Ginny: EEYYYYYAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Snape: The answer is. You forgot, today is Friday which is opposite day!
Ginny: o.O;;
Snape: ^_^
Ginny: **tackles him**
Snape: SECURITY!!!
Security: **takes Ginny away to prison**
Snape: Glad that's over. Well, we'll see you next time!!!
A/N: Did you like it? I'm just gonna keep on adding episodes until I'm tired of it!
