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Chapter 4

A/N-Hey again, A.P here---duh, who else were you expecting right? ANYWAY, I hope you all are doing well, and eating lots of soup, that is, if you LIKE soup, I mean, if you don't like soup you don't HAVE to eat lots of it, I would never force you to eat something you don't like. okay, never mind, lets go on to the next chapter!

Speaking of which, there was a VERY important mistake in the last paragraph I had written:

*So...how was it happy fanfic reading people? -Sorry Ewan and David, I love you!! Coming Next-Jareth gets his groove on, Hoggle gets kicked out a window looses his shoe, and we discover a horrible secret about Nicole.

But that's a lie, Hoggle does not loose his shoe, Ewan does. I forgot to put his name there, and I am very sorry.

SO, ONTO THE CHAPTER! Yay!!

They all stared at Jareth because it had been a long time since he started his smirk, and he still hadn't moved yet.

"Um, Jareth?" Nicole asked. Jareth jumped.

"What? Who's talking?"

"You said you were going to sing?" Nicole asked.

"Oh! Sing, right! Um.." he looked around, "I will, but this is NOT the right setting at all." He winked at her and snapped his fingers. Suddenly Nicole, was standing at the top of a stone stair case, she looked over the edge and stared. She was standing in an exact replica of that crazy Escher painting with all the stairs. Ewan was standing across the room, only he was upside down going up a different stair case.

"EWAN!" She called. He looked up, er.. down.

"Nicole!" He called back.

"Where are we? Where's Jareth?" She asked. He shrugged. She sighed impatiently and looked around. Suddenly scary music started to play making Nicole's heart drop to the pit of her stomach. She whirled around just in time to come nose to nose with Jareth.

"Eeep!" She shrieked and jumped back. Jareth chuckled sardonically. She bit her lip nervously and played him a small smile. He moved in closer and began to sing:

"How you turn my world you precious thing." He walked closer to her. She took a step back. "You're starving me, exhaust me." He passed right through her, her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. She glanced over at Ewan who was snoozing on the steps. "Everything I've done I've done for you!" He continued. He drew a crystal from his pocket, "I move the stars for no one." and threw it. It bounced a bit and then hit Ewan in the head. ((A/N: I'm SORRY EWAN!!)) He woke up with a start and looked around frightenedly. "You've run so long you've run so far." Ewan chased after the crystal. "You're eyes can be so cruel." Jared put his face close to Nicole's. She winced, his gaze was chilling. "Just as I can be so cruel!" He continued. He sneered again and walked to the edge of the stone plat from and stepped off. She screamed and ran over to the edge, to see if he survived the drop. He wasn't anywhere in sight, but a further lean over the edge showed that he was standing under the platform instead. "Oh I do believe in you." Jareth continued his freaky song, singing in his wonderful, David-Bowie-ness. He ran down the platform to another staircase. "Yes I do." Ewan continued to chase the crystal and bumped into Jareth as he raced down the stairs. "Live with out the sunlight." Jareth sang, watching in confusion as Ewan hounded the small glass sphere. "Love with out your heartbeat." He looked at Nicole again. She gave him a nervous smile. "I, I, I can't live within you." He finished, just as Ewan skidded off the platform and plummeted down, down

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until finally..

Ewan landed with a small thud onto the stone floor of the lobby they had started. He looked up groggily and saw Jareth looming over him, smirking.

"Well?" Jareth asked.

Ewan rolled over and stood up. "You were WONDERFUL!" He cried, shaking Jareth's hand. Jareth laughed, and rubbed something out of his eye with his fingertip, "Oh please, I couldn't of been that good!" He said modestly.

"Oh but you were! Wasn't he, Nicole?" Ewan said to Nicole, who was staring in terror at the Goblin King.

"Y-yeah." She squeaked. Jareth pouted sympathetically.

"Aw, did I scare you Nicole?" He asked. She nodded. "I didn't mean to. It's just for effect! I don't always sing songs like that." He lifted her chin in his hand. She looked at him fearfully. "You don't believe me?" She shook her head. He smiled. "Well, we'll just have to change that. He walked a few steps away and they turned to them.

"But down in the underground, You'll find someone true Down in the underground, A land serene, A crystal moon, ah, ah." He sang, doing a little dance. Nicole raised an eyebrow.

"Well, I believe you now, and as much as I love your voice, and think you're a very talented person, I think we should get back onto the task at hand."

"Oh yes! The task at hand! I very much agree!" Jareth said genially.

"Me too!" Piped Ewan.

"Which is what?" Jareth asked, looking confused.

"The green fairy! She's gone! Hoggle killed her! You make it seem like it's a good thing but it's not!! I mean, she's Kylie Minogue. She's an actress in our movie!"

Jareth stared, "WHAT?!" He cried, his eyes flashing. "He killed on of your actors!!?"

"Yeah..." Nicole trailed.

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! I can get in BIG trouble for this! HEDWIG!! HENRY!! HORUS!!! HENGLE!! GOOGLE!! HOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Hoggle peeked out from behind a giant pot.

"Yes, you're highness?" He asked meekly.

"You killed an actress!"

"I-I-I" Hoggle stammered.

"You, you, you what? You're sorry?" Jareth snapped. Hoggle nodded. "Well, Sorry isn't going to cut it this time! You will be punished! You will spend eternity in the bog of eternal stench!!" He screamed. Hoggle cowered under his wrath, but Jareth didn't cease. He took a step forward and launched a kick that sent Hoggle out the pane-less window and over the Labyrinth. Hoggle screamed as he sailed through the air, and all Ewan and Nicole could do was watch in horror.

"Now, I will come with you to wherever you came from and go sort this out."

"You're coming to Australia?" Nicole and Ewan asked nervously.

"Yes, of course, what did you think? I handle all my conflicts personally. Let's go!" Jareth said, grinning at the pair. They looked at each other worriedly and wondered if Jareth coming to Australia would be the best thing for him, and the world.



SOOO, what do you think? Yes? No? Maybe So? 99? 100? Okay, whatever, just review!! ^^ And if you have any suggestions I am open to them! -AP-

//dances around to her labyrinth soundtrack\\