QUICK NOTE BEFORE YOU START READING: Craig Pearce is the man who wrote 'Moulin Rouge' with Baz. He appears in this chapter and possibly a few more after this. So yeah, he's a real person, just for you to know, so you didn't think that I just threw in some random guy.

Chapter 5

Ewan, Nicole, and Jareth walked through the portal and emerged in front of the studio in Australia where 'Moulin Rouge' was being filmed.

"Well, this is it! Pretty impressive, isn't it?" Nicole said proudly. Jareth yawned.

"I suppose." He said stroking his chin with a gloved hand.

"Well, what's say we go in side, eh?" Ewan suggested, opening the door for both of them. When they got inside, Jareth was greeted by looming sets, flashing lights and a vast amount of electrical equipment.

"What is this?!" He asked in awe.

"Our studio. We make movies here."

"It's so BIG!" Jareth said, looking around.

"Yes, it is. It's SO big in fact, that my first day here, I go lost." Nicole said seriously.

"Yeah, in a closet!" Ewan grinned teasingly.

"Did NOT! It was a storeroom. It was HUGE!"

"It was a closet. A small closet."

"Was not!"

"Was too."

"Was NOT!"

"Was too."

"Was not!"

"Was too!"

"Was NOT!"

"Was TOO!"

"Was NOT!"

"Was T-"

"BE QUIET!" Cried a voice. The three ((Jareth included)) looked to their left, realized that they had looked the wrong way and looked to their right, where their director, Baz Luhrmann was standing.

"Where have you two BEEN? We've been looking for you for HOURS! Nicole, did you get lost in that closet again?"

Nicole opened her mouth in protest, but couldn't think of anything. She snapped it closed again, and fumed. Ewan snorted.

"What's wrong with you? Need a tissue?" She snapped angrily.

"Oh nothing, it's just that-"

"What."

"Nothing."

"Fine, I take it you WERE'NT in the closet, where were you?"

"We're terribly sorry, Baz, but we DID find out what happened to the green Fairy." Nicole explained. Baz's face brightened.

"You did? Superb! Positively, EXCELLENT! So, where is she? What happened to her?"

"Uh...well, Ewan? Would you like to explain to Baz why the green fairy is missing?"

"No imparticular-OW!" Nicoel had stomped on his foot, with out taking her smiley face from Baz.

"FINE! Baz, she was killed."

"What?! KILLED?!" Baz squeeked. Nicole and Ewan nodded wincingly. Baz looked at them and fainted.

"Not a very strong leader is he?" Jareth said, as Ewan and Nicole rushed to his side.

"Shut up." Ewan snapped.

"No, I'm seriously. A king shouldn't FAINT! I've never fainted in my life." Jareth boasted, flexing, although it was for no one since Nicole and Ewan were still focused on Baz.

"Baz! Baz, wake up! Oh, Gosh! Can we get some help here?!" Nicole cried to a passing light attendant, who scampered off to get it.

"Oh! Ewan this is bad. Imagine how he's going to react when we tell him she was killed by a goblin/dwarf by bug spray!"

"Fairy Spray..." Ewan corrected.

"You're an idiot." Said Nicole dismissively.

"We're here!" cried Craig Pearce, running up with a random doctor, "What happened?"

"He fainted!" Nicole cried hysterically, throwing herself onto Baz's chest and sobbing into his shirt, pummeling him with her fists. "HE'S GOING TO DIE ISNT HE?!" She continued to wail uncontrollably.

"Uh, no." The doctor said, looking at Nicole in a disgusted way.

"DON'T LIE TO ME! I CAN TAKE IT!" She sobbed, and started to roll in a furry blanket that was just lying on the ground. Ewan, Craig, Doctor, and Jareth all took one step away from her.

"He just fainted, woman. He'll be okay." Craig said, inching over to her, and sitting her up.

"Really?" She asked, rubbing her eyes. "Yeup! Why don't you, Ewan and your friend who I don't know, but looks amazingly like David Bowie in makeup, go and get some hot apple cider at the refreshment table?"

"Yes, I think I shall!" Nicole said cherrily jumping up and linking arms with Ewan and Jareth. She beamed at the doctor and skipped away, dragging a pair of reluctant guys behind her.

The doctor rolled his eyes and went to attending poor Baz.



Anne-Yes, I do realize Ewan still has both his shoes, but he will be loosing them before this story is over. More madness to come!! As usual, I don't own Moulin Rouge or Labyrinth or anyone, But I do own that doctor, he IS mine! You may not think he's that special, but just WAIT!! Yes, and I'm muchly sorry about what happened to Baz.

R&R!!