WOoOops.
-Chapter 6-
Nicole sat in her special chair that had her name on it, sipping her hot cider, while Ewan and Jareth fought over the 'McGregor' chair.
"It's MINE!" Ewan screamed, trying to smoosh his butt in before the Goblin- King could.
"But, I'm the GEUST!!" Jareth growled, pushed Ewan out of the chair.
"So? Then get a GEUST chair!! They're over there!" Ewan ordered, pointing across the studio.
"You go get it, I'll get lost in a closet!"
"FINE!" Ewan said, giving a heavy sigh. Jareth grinned victoriously at him, as he trudged across the studio and retrieved a chair for him. When he returned, Jareth yawned lazily.
"It's about time. Whatever took you so long, E-Wan?" Ewan raised an eyebrow.
"Well?" Jareth said, expectantly.
"Tampons." Ewan grumbled.
"Excuse me?"
"Tampons."
Nicole looked up.
"Did you just say, Tampons?"
"Yes, yes I did." Ewan said, pushed Jareth out of his chair and sitting in it.
"Why?" Jareth asked, sitting in the chair Ewan had gotten for him.
"I dunno, Just felt like it I guess."
"No, you don' t just say Tampons for no reason. Do you need one, Ewan?" Nicole asked, concerned.
"NO! I don't need one! I'm a guy, stupid!"
"So?"
Ewan rolled his eyes. "Think about it, Nicole."
Nicole closed one eye and thought. And thought. And thought. And thought.
"Have no Idea, Ewan." Nicole said, after about 20 minutes of thinking. "Guys don't get periods! They don't have uteruses!"
"AHH! Girlie words!!" Jareth shrieked, falling down and rolling on the ground in spasms.
"Oh yeah! I forgot! Hahahaha! Silly me!" Nicole said, hitting her head and going back to her cider. Jareth continued to spasm.
"Uh, Jareth, it's over." Ewan said, looking at the G.K rolling on the floor.
"Ahh! Girlie words! Echoing in my head!!" He screamed, still rolling.
"Um, say some masculine word, to make him feel better!!" Nicole suggested.
Ewan thought for a moment.
"Foot ball!" Jareth started gurgling.
"Hurry you fool! He's going to DIE!" Nicole panicked, throwing her cider over her shoulder, and hitting some random guy in the head, sending scalding hot liquid all over his face. He clasped his hands to his face and yelled in agony. Nicole, was paying no attention however, and had leapt over to Ewan and was shaking him. "YOU IDIOT!" She yelled. "HURRY UP! A GOBLIN KING'S LIFE IS AT STAKE!!"
"Um, I don't know!! Home Depot!!?"
Jareth continued to spasm.
"SPANDEX!!" Nicole sang out, in the tune of 'my gift is my song.'
Jareth stopped and looked at her.
"You did it! You saved Jareth!" Ewan cried.
"I did!" Nicole screamed happily, jumping up and down. Ewan bent down and helped him up.
"Are you okay? I'm really sorry about that." Ewan said repentantly.
"I'm fine, just don't do that to me again, okay?" Jareth said, taking his seat again
"I wonder how Baz is doing?" Ewan said, in a very Scottish way.
"Let's go see him, and introduce him to Jareth." Nicole suggested.
"Good Idea. Come along, Jareth." Ewan said, and they all walked to the hospital kinda part was. Baz was sitting in a chair with a cool compress on his head. "Baz, are you okay?" Nicole asked, biting her lip. Baz glared at her.
"I'm fine, they're making me put this thing on my head, but what REALLY is bothering me is my CHEST! They said you were punching me?! Nicole..."
"Uhm, I-well, I was being a little dramatic and I-"
Ewan interrupted. "Never mind, we have to focus on the task at hand!"
"Right!" Nicole said, gracious that Ewan had gotten her out of that awkward situation.
"I completely agree!" Jareth said grinning, "Again, what is that?"
"The green fairy." Whispered Nicole.
"Ahh! Right! Now I remember."
"Anyway, Baz, this is Jareth, the Goblin King. His subject, Henward-"
"Hippogriffo." Nicole corrected.
"No, it's definitely Hogbrain." Jareth said certainly.
"Whatever, his subject's job is to kill the fairies around his garden, and he didn't realize that the Green Fairy was special, so he killed her, just like he was supposed to. So, that's what happened." Ewan rushed. Baz stared at him, then at Jareth.
"You killed my green fairy?!" He yelled, leapt from his chair, and grabbed Jareth's neck, knocking him over. They both crashed to the floor, Baz strangling Jareth with all his might.
"NO! STOP! Not him, Baz! BAZ!" Nicole said, flapping her hands in distress.
"BAZ!" Ewan yelled, pulling him off Jareth.
"Let me at 'im!" Baz cried, trying to break from Ewan's grasp. Jareth got ready to send a jolt of magic towards him, but Ewan glared at him.
"You too! Hold on! It wasn't him, it was his subject, Hoggle. HEY! I got it right! Haha! Oh! Right! Anyway, it wasn't him! It was someone else."
"Well! Why didn't you bring this 'someone else' here instead of this transie!" He said venomously.
"Hey! I resent that!" Snapped Jareth.
"Well, Hoggle's rather, busy now?" Ewan tried.
"SO?! He committed a hideous deed!! That wasn't just a fairy, that was Kylie Minogue!"
Nicole let out a small gasp.
"Who?" Ewan and Jareth asked at the same time.
"Kylie Minogue! The oh-so-talented Australian singer!!"
"Ohh..." Ewan said nodding. Then I dawned on him, making him double take. "What!?! She's a PERSON?!"
"I'm afraid so." Baz said sorrily.
"C'mon! We've got to go get Hoggle!" Ewan cried.
"Why? What can he do?" Jareth asked, "He's in the bog of eternal stench now."
"So? We'll just have to get him out!" Nicole chimed.
"Yes, there's no question. Come on Baz, we're going."
"Fine. Let's go." Jareth said reluctantly, leading them all out of the studio.
---Back in The Underground----
"Home sweet home!" Jareth crooned, as they strolled down the side of the Labyrinth walls, Baz completely dumbstruck that he was there.
"This is AMAZING! I should make a movie about this!"
"It's already been done, slick." Jareth replied, waving his hand in the air, making a portal to the Bog. They all stepped through and were immediately met with the putrid aroma that gave the Bog it's name.
"AGH! What the hell IS that?" Choked Nicole, plugging her nose.
"That's the bog of eternal stench. If you get any on you, you will smell like that for the rest of all eternity." Jareth explained.
"Why would you make such a thing?!" Ewan gagged, covering his mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
"To punish those who dare disobey, like our friend Hoggle there." Jareth said pointed to a pair of legs waggling out from the middle of it.
"Ohmigod! Is that HIM?!" Nicole cried.
"Indeed it is. Hoggle, come!" Jareth said, casting a spell. Hoggle flew out of the swamp with a big sucking sound, and rose up into the sky. He came smashing into the ground, almost hitting the group of mortals.
"And this is Hoggle, the one who killed, Kylie." Ewan said, waving towards Hoggle with his free hand.
"YOU!" Baz growled. Hoggle stared at him in fear. "YOU'LL SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" He advanced toward the knobby dwarf, but a Tarzan yell from out of nowhere made him pause.
"RAAAAAAA!!!" The voice roared. It was then followed by a girl with long auburn hair swinging on a vine. She let out another Tarzan yell before crashing into Baz.
"SARAH!" Jareth cried with glee.
"WHO?!" Ewan and Nicole asked in unison.
--Told you there'd be more madness!! Bwahahahahahaha!! Stay tuned for the next chapter of WOoOops...where Sarah meets her favorite movie-star ((Ewan)), Nicole gets insanely jealous, Hoggle takes a bath in the pools of eternal freshness, and Baz does his own rendition of 'Magic Dance'
-A.P-
-Chapter 6-
Nicole sat in her special chair that had her name on it, sipping her hot cider, while Ewan and Jareth fought over the 'McGregor' chair.
"It's MINE!" Ewan screamed, trying to smoosh his butt in before the Goblin- King could.
"But, I'm the GEUST!!" Jareth growled, pushed Ewan out of the chair.
"So? Then get a GEUST chair!! They're over there!" Ewan ordered, pointing across the studio.
"You go get it, I'll get lost in a closet!"
"FINE!" Ewan said, giving a heavy sigh. Jareth grinned victoriously at him, as he trudged across the studio and retrieved a chair for him. When he returned, Jareth yawned lazily.
"It's about time. Whatever took you so long, E-Wan?" Ewan raised an eyebrow.
"Well?" Jareth said, expectantly.
"Tampons." Ewan grumbled.
"Excuse me?"
"Tampons."
Nicole looked up.
"Did you just say, Tampons?"
"Yes, yes I did." Ewan said, pushed Jareth out of his chair and sitting in it.
"Why?" Jareth asked, sitting in the chair Ewan had gotten for him.
"I dunno, Just felt like it I guess."
"No, you don' t just say Tampons for no reason. Do you need one, Ewan?" Nicole asked, concerned.
"NO! I don't need one! I'm a guy, stupid!"
"So?"
Ewan rolled his eyes. "Think about it, Nicole."
Nicole closed one eye and thought. And thought. And thought. And thought.
"Have no Idea, Ewan." Nicole said, after about 20 minutes of thinking. "Guys don't get periods! They don't have uteruses!"
"AHH! Girlie words!!" Jareth shrieked, falling down and rolling on the ground in spasms.
"Oh yeah! I forgot! Hahahaha! Silly me!" Nicole said, hitting her head and going back to her cider. Jareth continued to spasm.
"Uh, Jareth, it's over." Ewan said, looking at the G.K rolling on the floor.
"Ahh! Girlie words! Echoing in my head!!" He screamed, still rolling.
"Um, say some masculine word, to make him feel better!!" Nicole suggested.
Ewan thought for a moment.
"Foot ball!" Jareth started gurgling.
"Hurry you fool! He's going to DIE!" Nicole panicked, throwing her cider over her shoulder, and hitting some random guy in the head, sending scalding hot liquid all over his face. He clasped his hands to his face and yelled in agony. Nicole, was paying no attention however, and had leapt over to Ewan and was shaking him. "YOU IDIOT!" She yelled. "HURRY UP! A GOBLIN KING'S LIFE IS AT STAKE!!"
"Um, I don't know!! Home Depot!!?"
Jareth continued to spasm.
"SPANDEX!!" Nicole sang out, in the tune of 'my gift is my song.'
Jareth stopped and looked at her.
"You did it! You saved Jareth!" Ewan cried.
"I did!" Nicole screamed happily, jumping up and down. Ewan bent down and helped him up.
"Are you okay? I'm really sorry about that." Ewan said repentantly.
"I'm fine, just don't do that to me again, okay?" Jareth said, taking his seat again
"I wonder how Baz is doing?" Ewan said, in a very Scottish way.
"Let's go see him, and introduce him to Jareth." Nicole suggested.
"Good Idea. Come along, Jareth." Ewan said, and they all walked to the hospital kinda part was. Baz was sitting in a chair with a cool compress on his head. "Baz, are you okay?" Nicole asked, biting her lip. Baz glared at her.
"I'm fine, they're making me put this thing on my head, but what REALLY is bothering me is my CHEST! They said you were punching me?! Nicole..."
"Uhm, I-well, I was being a little dramatic and I-"
Ewan interrupted. "Never mind, we have to focus on the task at hand!"
"Right!" Nicole said, gracious that Ewan had gotten her out of that awkward situation.
"I completely agree!" Jareth said grinning, "Again, what is that?"
"The green fairy." Whispered Nicole.
"Ahh! Right! Now I remember."
"Anyway, Baz, this is Jareth, the Goblin King. His subject, Henward-"
"Hippogriffo." Nicole corrected.
"No, it's definitely Hogbrain." Jareth said certainly.
"Whatever, his subject's job is to kill the fairies around his garden, and he didn't realize that the Green Fairy was special, so he killed her, just like he was supposed to. So, that's what happened." Ewan rushed. Baz stared at him, then at Jareth.
"You killed my green fairy?!" He yelled, leapt from his chair, and grabbed Jareth's neck, knocking him over. They both crashed to the floor, Baz strangling Jareth with all his might.
"NO! STOP! Not him, Baz! BAZ!" Nicole said, flapping her hands in distress.
"BAZ!" Ewan yelled, pulling him off Jareth.
"Let me at 'im!" Baz cried, trying to break from Ewan's grasp. Jareth got ready to send a jolt of magic towards him, but Ewan glared at him.
"You too! Hold on! It wasn't him, it was his subject, Hoggle. HEY! I got it right! Haha! Oh! Right! Anyway, it wasn't him! It was someone else."
"Well! Why didn't you bring this 'someone else' here instead of this transie!" He said venomously.
"Hey! I resent that!" Snapped Jareth.
"Well, Hoggle's rather, busy now?" Ewan tried.
"SO?! He committed a hideous deed!! That wasn't just a fairy, that was Kylie Minogue!"
Nicole let out a small gasp.
"Who?" Ewan and Jareth asked at the same time.
"Kylie Minogue! The oh-so-talented Australian singer!!"
"Ohh..." Ewan said nodding. Then I dawned on him, making him double take. "What!?! She's a PERSON?!"
"I'm afraid so." Baz said sorrily.
"C'mon! We've got to go get Hoggle!" Ewan cried.
"Why? What can he do?" Jareth asked, "He's in the bog of eternal stench now."
"So? We'll just have to get him out!" Nicole chimed.
"Yes, there's no question. Come on Baz, we're going."
"Fine. Let's go." Jareth said reluctantly, leading them all out of the studio.
---Back in The Underground----
"Home sweet home!" Jareth crooned, as they strolled down the side of the Labyrinth walls, Baz completely dumbstruck that he was there.
"This is AMAZING! I should make a movie about this!"
"It's already been done, slick." Jareth replied, waving his hand in the air, making a portal to the Bog. They all stepped through and were immediately met with the putrid aroma that gave the Bog it's name.
"AGH! What the hell IS that?" Choked Nicole, plugging her nose.
"That's the bog of eternal stench. If you get any on you, you will smell like that for the rest of all eternity." Jareth explained.
"Why would you make such a thing?!" Ewan gagged, covering his mouth and nose with a handkerchief.
"To punish those who dare disobey, like our friend Hoggle there." Jareth said pointed to a pair of legs waggling out from the middle of it.
"Ohmigod! Is that HIM?!" Nicole cried.
"Indeed it is. Hoggle, come!" Jareth said, casting a spell. Hoggle flew out of the swamp with a big sucking sound, and rose up into the sky. He came smashing into the ground, almost hitting the group of mortals.
"And this is Hoggle, the one who killed, Kylie." Ewan said, waving towards Hoggle with his free hand.
"YOU!" Baz growled. Hoggle stared at him in fear. "YOU'LL SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" He advanced toward the knobby dwarf, but a Tarzan yell from out of nowhere made him pause.
"RAAAAAAA!!!" The voice roared. It was then followed by a girl with long auburn hair swinging on a vine. She let out another Tarzan yell before crashing into Baz.
"SARAH!" Jareth cried with glee.
"WHO?!" Ewan and Nicole asked in unison.
--Told you there'd be more madness!! Bwahahahahahaha!! Stay tuned for the next chapter of WOoOops...where Sarah meets her favorite movie-star ((Ewan)), Nicole gets insanely jealous, Hoggle takes a bath in the pools of eternal freshness, and Baz does his own rendition of 'Magic Dance'
-A.P-
