Reviews: Lightbulby29 – Nope, don't like Leia at all. Yes, even though she's Luke's sister. And I have a crush on Luke, so I could never, ever hate him. I love him too much.
            Adam – Thanks! It's coming along!
            Lightbulby29 – You're reviewing the story of a Trekkie, you know that? ^^
            nileqt87­ – I have nothing against Han at all. It's Leia I hate, and I don't find Luke annoying at all. Probably because I'm biased. I don't think I said anything about their fans. *shrug*
Disclaimers: Do you really think I'd be writing this thing if I owned what and who's in it? *shakes head* I'd be having it filmed. I also probably wouldn't be taking the questions and stuff from StarWarsKids.com. And the one who gets voted off did so because I assigned numbers to each character and had someone pick a number. He was chosen. Sorry.

(Lisa and C3PO emerge onto the set and take their places.)

AL: Welcome back to… "The Weakest Link"!

(Cue cheers and applause.)

AL: Thank you. I'm sorry to say that Han was voted off in our last round. Contrary to popular belief, I have nothing against the nerf herder, really. Anyway, it's time to move on to Round Three!

(Applause.)

AL: Round Three is the "True or False?" round. I will state a question, and you, my dear contestants, have to say whether you think it's true or false. Again, we'll start with my number one Jedi –

Ben: (shouting from the audience) Excuse me?!

AL: (groans) My number one blue-eyed Jedi… (mutters) good grief… (full voice) Luke. (turns Ben-ward) Pipe it down or I'll kick you off "Family Feud". (turns back to contestants) You ready?

(The contestants all nod.)

AL: Charlie, you ready?

Charlie: You bet!

AL: Then let's play… "The Weakest Link"!

(Dramatic music plays.)

AL: Charlie, stand by on the timer. Let's begin. Luke, "R2-D2 projected a message to Jabba from Princess Leia".

Luke: False! That was me!

AL: Correct! Chewie, "The spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi told Luke that he had a twin sister".

Chewie: (after thinking a moment) Raahhr.

C3PO: "False".

AL: Wrong! That is, indeed, true. Lando, "Han Solo was piloting the Millennium Falcon when it blasted the second Death Star".

Lando: False! That was me!

AL: Correct! Yoda, "The Rebel Alliance headquarters was located in their star cruiser, Home One".

Yoda: True, that is.

AL: Correct! Obi-Wan, "Luke, Han, Chewbacca and Leia traveled to Endor in a stolen Imperial shuttle".

Obi-Wan: That's true.

AL: Correct! Wedge, "It is a period of civil war". Well, was a period of civil war.

Wedge: True?

AL: Correct! Luke, "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden planet – "

Luke: False! It was a hidden base.

AL: Correct! Chewie, "During the battle, Imperial spies managed to steal – "

Chewie: Raahhr! Roarrr arrh rahhhrrrrarroooooorrrr.

C3PO: "False. They were Rebel spies".

AL: Correct! Lando, "…the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy and entire planet".

Lando: True!

AL: Correct! Yoda, "…Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans…"

Yoda: True, that is.

AL: Correct! Obi-Wan, "Princess Leia Organa pretends to be on a diplomatic mission in order to aid the Alliance".

Obi-Wan: True.

AL: Correct! Wedge, "The cockpit on Luke's landspeeder does not have a full cover".

Wedge: True!

AL: Correct! Baby, "Han Solo is frozen in carbonite". Er, well, was frozen.

Luke: True!

AL: Correct! (laughs a little) Chewie, "Chewbacca is a Wookiee".

Chewie: (laughs) Rarrhhh.

C3PO: "True". Oh, I do hope so…

AL: (laughing) Correct. Who put these things in order, anyway?

(Again, the voice of the author rains down on the set.)

RL: I did. Move along.

AL: (glares briefly to the ceiling, then resumes) Lando, "Chewbacca has blue eyes".

Lando: (tries to look, but the Wookiee turns his head so he can't see) Traitor. Um, well, considering I looked into them when he was strangling me…true?

AL: Correct! Yoda, "Jabba the Hutt ate Salacious Crumb".

Yoda: False, that is.

AL: Correct. Who'd want to eat that annoying little monkey-lizard? Anyway, Obi-Wan, "C3PO is not the first functional droid that Anakin built".

C3PO: Oh! Anakin built me?

Obi-Wan: False.

AL: Correct.

C3PO: Oh, my circuits!

Luke: My father built Threepio?

AL: (sighs) Yes, dear, he did. But he doesn't remember it, so don't trouble yourself over it, love. Wedge, "Han Solo won the Millennium Falcon in a game of Sabacc".

Wedge: That's true.

AL: Correct!

Charlie: (presses button)

(End-of-Round music plays.)

AL: End of round three! Voting time! It's time to vote for who you think is the weakest link!

(The contestants begin their vote.)

Charlie: Everyone except Chewbacca is the strongest links. Will the votes follow the statistics?

AL: Voting over. It's time to see who you think is the weakest link.

(Dramatic music plays.)

Luke: Wedge.

Chewie: Rooarrhharr.

C3PO: "Yoda". Oh, dear!

Lando: Chewie.

Yoda: Voted off Calrissian, I have.

Obi-Wan: Chewie.

Wedge: Chewie.

(Dramatic music plays.)

AL: Honey, why Wedge?

Luke: He survived and Biggs didn't.

Wedge: Huh? Oh. Well, that's not my fault.

AL: That's true, Luke.

(Luke shrugs.)

AL: Chewie, why Yoda?

Chewie: Rahhroorar oarrarroooooorrr haarrrarrr rarrroarroo.

C3PO: "Because he talks funny"? Oh, my! Chewbacca, really!

Chewie: Raahhhhhhrrrrr!

C3PO: No, I will not be quiet, Chewbacca! You do not go offending powerful Jedi Masters!

Yoda: True, this is.

AL: All right, all right. Enough. Lando, why Chewie?

Lando: He got a question wrong. And that droid is becoming annoying.

(Obi-Wan and Wedge agree.)

C3PO: (indignant) Well! See if I ever help you all out again!

AL: Shut it. Yoda, why Lando?

Yoda: A good reason, I have not. Told me, instinct did.

Lando: (mutters) Yeah, I bet.

AL: Relax. (sighs) Well, Chewie. I'm sorry to say that, with three votes, you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

Chewie: (growls and drags C3PO off the stage)

AL: (calling after) Don't break him, Chewie. I need him for the other show.

(Chewie just grunts in reply.)

(In a bad camera cut, we go backstage where Chewie has already given his thoughts. We catch up with C3PO's translation.)

C3PO: Oh, dear. "How was I supposed to know what happened when I wasn't even there? But at least I won enough money to treat myself to dinner." Chewbacca! The station is providing an all-you-can-eat buffet! How could you possibly be hungry after that?!

(Chewie growls and we cut back to the set.)

AL: Three people down. Who will go next? Find out, when we begin round four!

(She runs off the set.)

John: She's going to wear a rut into the studio floor if she keeps that up.

Luke: I'll use my winnings to pay for it.

End part four.