As always, I don't own Labyrinth or Moulin Rouge, sorry :-)
*A/N-Well, last chapter a lot of stuff happened, I think we should recap, what about you?
Readers: No way, you whore! Just get on with the story!
*//blissly oblivious\\ good, children! Last chapter...
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"Have no Idea, Ewan." Nicole said, after about 20 minutes of thinking.
"Guys don't get periods! They don't have uteruses!"
"AHH! Girlie words!!" Jareth shrieked, falling down and rolling on the ground in spasms.
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"SPANDEX!!" Nicole sang out, in the tune of 'my gift is my song.'
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"SO?! He committed a hideous deed!! That wasn't just a fairy, that was Kylie Minogue!"
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"YOU!" Baz growled. Hoggle stared at him in fear. "YOU'LL SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" He advanced toward the knobby dwarf, but a Tarzan yell from out of nowhere made him pause.
"RAAAAAAA!!!" The voice roared. It was then followed by a girl with long auburn hair swinging on a vine. She let out another Tarzan yell before crashing into Baz.
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*Some exciting stuff huh?
Readers-//snoring\\
*//still blissfully oblivious\\ Anyway! Onto the story!
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-Chapter 6-
Nicole and Ewan stared in astonishment at the brunette that had appeared out of virtually nowhere and crashing into Baz whilst swinging on a vine.
"Ohh! Geroff me!" Baz groaned. Sarah, who had made herself quite comfortable on his stomach raised an eyebrow.
"How do I know you won't try to hurt my friend again?" She asked.
"You don't. And I will!" Baz said.
"Why?! What has he ever done to you?"
"Killed the green fairy from Moulin Rouge."
Sarah gasped.
"The green fairy!?! Oh my god!! You're Baz Luhrmann! The director of Moulin Rouge!!" She jumped off him and shook his hand. "It's a pleasure meeting you sir!" She squealed happily. Baz through a pleading look at Ewan and Nicole, who just stepped back and grinned. Sarah noticed his gaze and turned to look at them.
"Oh. My. God." She said, her eyes widening to the size of moons. "You're Nicole Kidman! And you!" She said, staring in awe at Ewan.
"Are Ewan McGregor!" She swooned. Ewan smiled broadly.
"Yeup. And you are?
"Sarah Williams."
"And how do you fit into this whole Labyrinth deal?" Ewan asked.
"Well, years ago, I wished my baby brother away here, and had to defeat Jareth to get him back. And Jareth was in love with me." She explained, with the air of telling about her day at the carnival.
"Oh. How lovely." Ewan lied.
"Ooooo! It's such an HONOR meeting you! I've seen almost ALL your movies! You-you-you're my favorite movie star EVER!! Can I have your autograph?!" She giggled.
"Sure! Do you have something to write on/with?"
"Um, no, but I'm sure Jareth does in his castle. Let's go. And Baz too! Jareth, you and Nicole take Hoggle to the pools of Eternal Freshness, and get him cleaned up. It's the only way to reverse the BOES effect." Sarah directed, leading Ewan and Baz down a path. Nicole watched them go down the path before exploding flames from her head and snarling angrily.
"OoH! Nicole, are you alright?" Jareth asked, putting on the closest thing he had to a concerned look.
"She, she, she! She stole my EWAN!!!!" She screeched, turning to Jareth in a hunched position. She made her hands into claws and looked evilly over her shoulder.
"Uh." Jareth coughed. "Nicole, I think we better get Hoggle to the springs, let's go." He grabbe0d her shoulder and dragged her and Hoggle away in the opposite direction.
-----At Jareth's Castle-----
Ewan scribbled his autograph on a piece of parchment for Sarah, who was so excited she looked as if she were going to wet herself. She didn't however, but squirmed around a lot, on the verge of squealing again.
"Here you go." Ewan said, handing the paper to Sarah. She smiled broadly, flashing her brilliant smile at him, and immediately enamored the dashing Scott.
screeching sound of a car
Readers: Waiiiiiiiiiit a minute, Ewan's like 31 years old, and Sarah is just a little girl! She's only 14! You ruined my perfect image of Ewan! You turned him into a, a, a //eyes wide\\ pedophile!!
*No! No wait! I didn't mean that, uhhh, actually she's like 20 now, cuz Labyrinth was made in the 80's and that was OVER 20 years ago, but I changed it anyway-cuz this was a couple years ago, OH NEVER MIND!! Ewan is NOT a pedophile, and Sarah isn't too young for him!! ANYWAY, it's the Labyrinth, anything can happen there. Hmph!
((carries on))
Whilst Ewan and Sarah were chatting away, Baz was exploring all around the castle, until he wandered into Jareth's throne room. About 40 goblins lounged in various places around the room, and a few chickens too.
"Uh, hello?" Baz said uncertainly to the small beasts. They stopped chattering for a moment to look at him and went back to talking.
"Well, that's just rude! You don't even say hello BACK? I'm from Australia, you know! I bet you don't even know where that is!"
They continued to talk. Suddenly, out of the complete blue, Baz had the sudden desire to break into song. ((Must have been all those long hours on the Moulin Rouge set...))
I really need a drink.
What drink?
The drink with the power!
What power?
The power of FAIRIES!
Green ones?
Real ones!
Real what?
I really need a drink.
I drank that absinth, underneath that singing moon. ((It was in June.))
The green intoxicant, was ever oh so smooth ((it was so smooth))
I'd never ever drink a beer.
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
They can't compare, to- wait a minute.What's it called?
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses, set them free!
I drank that absinth, underneath that singing moon. ((It was in June.))
The green intoxicant, was ever oh so smooth ((it was so smooth))
I'd never ever drink a beer.
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
They can't compare, to- wait a minute.What's it called?
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses, set them free!
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
I really need a drink.
What drink?
The drink with the power!
What power?
The power of FAIRIES!
Green ones?
Real ones!
Real what?
I really need a drink.
Drunk get so drunk, ooh ooh ooh
Absinth absinth, absinth absinth, ooh ohh ohh
I would never ever drink a beer
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
Thuder and Lightning ((its so frightening))
Absinth absinth, absinth absinth
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, drunk get so drunk
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses set them free
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses set them free
//musical interlude\\
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get-Get that fairy over here
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
And as their voices faded out, they all broke out bottles of Absinth and chugged.
---In the Pools of Eternal Freshness---
Hoggle sat in one of the warm pools of eternal freshness, soaking up the sun, holding a coconut drink with a little umbrella in it. In the next pool over, Nicole and Jareth sat holding their own festive drinks. Jareth was completely thrilled about the little sword that held his little pieces of fruit together, but Nicole was having a horrible time.
"Just gushing mindlessly over him, I mean come ON! Have some DIGNITY!!" She tossed her hair.
"What are you babbling about, woman?" Jareth asked angry that she had distracted him from his tiny gladitorius.
"I'm talking about that Sarah chick! What's so special about her?!"
"Well, she's beautiful and smart and funny and brave and loyal and-"
"Okay okay I get it!" Nicole snapped.
"But what makes her so much better than ME?" She beamed at Jareth.
"Uh." Jareth stuttered. He stared at Nicole who was still smiling fakely. He pulled out the little sword from his drink and pointed it at her.
"On guard!" He said, weakly. Nicole crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Heh-heh, how's it going HogFace?" Jareth called to Hoggle.
"Jolly good." Hoggle smiled.
*That's it, remember, a review a day, keeps bloodthirsty, comb-stealing bandits away!!
-A.P-
*A/N-Well, last chapter a lot of stuff happened, I think we should recap, what about you?
Readers: No way, you whore! Just get on with the story!
*//blissly oblivious\\ good, children! Last chapter...
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"Have no Idea, Ewan." Nicole said, after about 20 minutes of thinking.
"Guys don't get periods! They don't have uteruses!"
"AHH! Girlie words!!" Jareth shrieked, falling down and rolling on the ground in spasms.
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"SPANDEX!!" Nicole sang out, in the tune of 'my gift is my song.'
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"SO?! He committed a hideous deed!! That wasn't just a fairy, that was Kylie Minogue!"
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"YOU!" Baz growled. Hoggle stared at him in fear. "YOU'LL SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!" He advanced toward the knobby dwarf, but a Tarzan yell from out of nowhere made him pause.
"RAAAAAAA!!!" The voice roared. It was then followed by a girl with long auburn hair swinging on a vine. She let out another Tarzan yell before crashing into Baz.
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*Some exciting stuff huh?
Readers-//snoring\\
*//still blissfully oblivious\\ Anyway! Onto the story!
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-Chapter 6-
Nicole and Ewan stared in astonishment at the brunette that had appeared out of virtually nowhere and crashing into Baz whilst swinging on a vine.
"Ohh! Geroff me!" Baz groaned. Sarah, who had made herself quite comfortable on his stomach raised an eyebrow.
"How do I know you won't try to hurt my friend again?" She asked.
"You don't. And I will!" Baz said.
"Why?! What has he ever done to you?"
"Killed the green fairy from Moulin Rouge."
Sarah gasped.
"The green fairy!?! Oh my god!! You're Baz Luhrmann! The director of Moulin Rouge!!" She jumped off him and shook his hand. "It's a pleasure meeting you sir!" She squealed happily. Baz through a pleading look at Ewan and Nicole, who just stepped back and grinned. Sarah noticed his gaze and turned to look at them.
"Oh. My. God." She said, her eyes widening to the size of moons. "You're Nicole Kidman! And you!" She said, staring in awe at Ewan.
"Are Ewan McGregor!" She swooned. Ewan smiled broadly.
"Yeup. And you are?
"Sarah Williams."
"And how do you fit into this whole Labyrinth deal?" Ewan asked.
"Well, years ago, I wished my baby brother away here, and had to defeat Jareth to get him back. And Jareth was in love with me." She explained, with the air of telling about her day at the carnival.
"Oh. How lovely." Ewan lied.
"Ooooo! It's such an HONOR meeting you! I've seen almost ALL your movies! You-you-you're my favorite movie star EVER!! Can I have your autograph?!" She giggled.
"Sure! Do you have something to write on/with?"
"Um, no, but I'm sure Jareth does in his castle. Let's go. And Baz too! Jareth, you and Nicole take Hoggle to the pools of Eternal Freshness, and get him cleaned up. It's the only way to reverse the BOES effect." Sarah directed, leading Ewan and Baz down a path. Nicole watched them go down the path before exploding flames from her head and snarling angrily.
"OoH! Nicole, are you alright?" Jareth asked, putting on the closest thing he had to a concerned look.
"She, she, she! She stole my EWAN!!!!" She screeched, turning to Jareth in a hunched position. She made her hands into claws and looked evilly over her shoulder.
"Uh." Jareth coughed. "Nicole, I think we better get Hoggle to the springs, let's go." He grabbe0d her shoulder and dragged her and Hoggle away in the opposite direction.
-----At Jareth's Castle-----
Ewan scribbled his autograph on a piece of parchment for Sarah, who was so excited she looked as if she were going to wet herself. She didn't however, but squirmed around a lot, on the verge of squealing again.
"Here you go." Ewan said, handing the paper to Sarah. She smiled broadly, flashing her brilliant smile at him, and immediately enamored the dashing Scott.
screeching sound of a car
Readers: Waiiiiiiiiiit a minute, Ewan's like 31 years old, and Sarah is just a little girl! She's only 14! You ruined my perfect image of Ewan! You turned him into a, a, a //eyes wide\\ pedophile!!
*No! No wait! I didn't mean that, uhhh, actually she's like 20 now, cuz Labyrinth was made in the 80's and that was OVER 20 years ago, but I changed it anyway-cuz this was a couple years ago, OH NEVER MIND!! Ewan is NOT a pedophile, and Sarah isn't too young for him!! ANYWAY, it's the Labyrinth, anything can happen there. Hmph!
((carries on))
Whilst Ewan and Sarah were chatting away, Baz was exploring all around the castle, until he wandered into Jareth's throne room. About 40 goblins lounged in various places around the room, and a few chickens too.
"Uh, hello?" Baz said uncertainly to the small beasts. They stopped chattering for a moment to look at him and went back to talking.
"Well, that's just rude! You don't even say hello BACK? I'm from Australia, you know! I bet you don't even know where that is!"
They continued to talk. Suddenly, out of the complete blue, Baz had the sudden desire to break into song. ((Must have been all those long hours on the Moulin Rouge set...))
I really need a drink.
What drink?
The drink with the power!
What power?
The power of FAIRIES!
Green ones?
Real ones!
Real what?
I really need a drink.
I drank that absinth, underneath that singing moon. ((It was in June.))
The green intoxicant, was ever oh so smooth ((it was so smooth))
I'd never ever drink a beer.
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
They can't compare, to- wait a minute.What's it called?
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses, set them free!
I drank that absinth, underneath that singing moon. ((It was in June.))
The green intoxicant, was ever oh so smooth ((it was so smooth))
I'd never ever drink a beer.
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
They can't compare, to- wait a minute.What's it called?
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses, set them free!
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
I really need a drink.
What drink?
The drink with the power!
What power?
The power of FAIRIES!
Green ones?
Real ones!
Real what?
I really need a drink.
Drunk get so drunk, ooh ooh ooh
Absinth absinth, absinth absinth, ooh ohh ohh
I would never ever drink a beer
Sam Adams, Bud Light, it's crystal clear.
Thuder and Lightning ((its so frightening))
Absinth absinth, absinth absinth
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, drunk get so drunk
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses set them free
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get that fairy over here
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
Good green fairy shine on me
Take my senses set them free
//musical interlude\\
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Get-Get that fairy over here
Absinth absinth! ((Absinth Absinth)) Absinth Absinth! ((Absinth Absinth))
Drunk get so drunk, ((Drunk get so drunk!)) Drunk get so drunk ((Drunk get so drunk!))
And as their voices faded out, they all broke out bottles of Absinth and chugged.
---In the Pools of Eternal Freshness---
Hoggle sat in one of the warm pools of eternal freshness, soaking up the sun, holding a coconut drink with a little umbrella in it. In the next pool over, Nicole and Jareth sat holding their own festive drinks. Jareth was completely thrilled about the little sword that held his little pieces of fruit together, but Nicole was having a horrible time.
"Just gushing mindlessly over him, I mean come ON! Have some DIGNITY!!" She tossed her hair.
"What are you babbling about, woman?" Jareth asked angry that she had distracted him from his tiny gladitorius.
"I'm talking about that Sarah chick! What's so special about her?!"
"Well, she's beautiful and smart and funny and brave and loyal and-"
"Okay okay I get it!" Nicole snapped.
"But what makes her so much better than ME?" She beamed at Jareth.
"Uh." Jareth stuttered. He stared at Nicole who was still smiling fakely. He pulled out the little sword from his drink and pointed it at her.
"On guard!" He said, weakly. Nicole crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Heh-heh, how's it going HogFace?" Jareth called to Hoggle.
"Jolly good." Hoggle smiled.
*That's it, remember, a review a day, keeps bloodthirsty, comb-stealing bandits away!!
-A.P-
