Reviews: Anakin McFly – Whee! The legend reviewed
my story! Heh. Anyways, I know it was based on Aphy's version, and I have read it.
Princess-Kinky – Nice name. Let's see, what have I got against
Leia. It's called jealousy, my friend. You see, I have a crush on Luke (yes I
am perfectly aware that they are
brother and sister). Connect the dots. Hmm, shall I take the term "horror" as a
compliment?
socal-schitzophrenic – Yes, I am
very odd. Thank you for the compliment.
Disclaimers: I still own nothing in
this story except AL. The person
who gets voted off was so because I had someone pick a number again. Questions,
again, came from StarWarsKids.com.
(AL and C3PO return to the set and take their places.)
AL: Welcome back to the show! Listen, guys. You're gonna get a break after this show is over.
Luke: Why?
AL: Because I have something else I'm gonna do. Now that "Family Feud" is over, we're gotta get this done, then I can do that. Then I can do something else with you guys. Actually, I think Ben's gonna be doing something. With Luke, at least. I'll be there, too.
Luke: I wasn't told.
AL: (shrugs) Ask Ben during the break. (clears throat) Okay, everyone! As you know, Chewie was voted off during the last round. Round Four is called "Know Your Character". I'll ask specific questions about someone you guys know. Okay? Everyone ready?
(Everyone nods the affirmative.)
AL: Charlie, you ready?
Charlie: You bet.
AL: Stand by on the timer. We'll start with Luke, of course. Let's begin. Luke, correctly spell Chewbacca's species.
Luke: W-O-O-K-I-E-E.
AL: Correct! Lando, what planet is Chewbacca from?
Lando: Kashyyyk.
AL: Right! Yoda, this person first saved Chewie's life.
Yoda: Solo, that was.
AL: Right! Obi-Wan, Chewie carries this traditional Wookiee weapon.
Obi-Wan: Oh, um…blaster?
AL: Wrong! The correct answer is "bowcaster".
Obi-Wan: I knew that!
AL: Sorry. Wedge, true or false? Chewie lives to be more than 200 years old and has a son named "Lumpy".
Wedge: Er…false?
AL: Sorry. That's true. Luke, true or false? Yoda trained Count Dooku in the ways of the Force.
Luke: Hm. False?
AL: Right…wait. No, that's wrong! (gasps and shouts toward the heavens) How dare you?!
(The voice of the author again speaks.)
RL: Hey, come on. The guy's gonna win. What are you worried about?
AL: You made him get an answer wrong! It's sacrilege!!
RL: Get on with the show or I'll end it right here and now.
AL: (hems and haws for a bit, then growls) Lando, before which battle did Yoda become one with the Force?
Lando: Oh, er…the second Death Star?
AL: Right. Yoda, who was your final student?
Yoda: Young Skywalker, that was.
AL: Yup. Obi-Wan, name two planets Yoda's been on.
Obi-Wan: Coruscant and Naboo.
AL: Right. Lando, Yoda was one of ten, twelve, or fourteen members of the Jedi High Counsel.
Lando: Hm…always take the middle number. Twelve.
AL: Correct. Luke, how did Han Solo acquire the Millennium Falcon?
Luke: He won it.
AL: Yup. Lando, when did Darth Vader have Han frozen in carbonite?
Lando: That was when he wanted Luke in the carbonite instead.
AL: I'll accept that. Yoda, Han landed the Millennium Falcon in this location for repairs.
Yoda: Hmm. Cloud City, that was.
AL: Right. Obi-Wan, why did Jabba place a bounty on Han?
Obi-Wan: He owed him money, didn't he?
AL: Right. Wedge, what is Han's loyal friend and first mate?
Wedge: He's a Wookiee.
AL: Right.
Charlie: (presses timer button)
(End-of-Round music plays.)
AL: End of round four! It's time to vote for who you think is the weakest link!
(The contestants pick up their pens and begin writing down their vote.)
Charlie: Lando and Yoda are the strongest links. They got all their questions right. Luke, Obi-Wan, and Wedge each have one question wrong. How will the votes go?
AL: Voting over. It's time to see who you think is the weakest link!
(Dramatic music plays.)
Luke: Obi-Wan.
Lando: Obi-Wan.
Yoda: Voted off Kenobi, I have.
Obi-Wan: Wedge.
Wedge: Obi-Wan.
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: Luke, why Obi-Wan?
Luke: I wanted to vote off a Jedi Master and he got a question wrong.
(Lando and Wedge nod.)
AL: Why'd you vote off Obi-Wan, Yoda?
Yoda: An answer wrong he got. Fit to be a Jedi he is not.
Obi-Wan: (rolls his eyes)
AL: Okay, then. Obi-Wan, why Wedge?
Obi-Wan: I just felt like it.
AL: All right, then. Obi-Wan, with four votes, you are the weakest link! Good-bye!
(Obi-Wan leaves the set.)
(Backstage:)
Obi-Wan: All right, I admit I had a good time. Now, while I'm still alive, I'm going to go for that buffet.
(On set:)
AL: Four contestants down. Who will go next? Find out when we return to "The Weakest Link"!
End part five.
