~*~Remake of Why do Girls Have All the Fun~*~
~*~Chapter 2~*~
A/N * gasp * For once in my entire life, I have nothing to say in my authors note!!!! * dies *
Disclaimer: I have a jacket that makes me hug myself, a room with cushy walls, and some friends in white lab coats. That's all. Wait, nooooo! I am Tamora Pierce!! * is carried off by friends in white coats * Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
Gary: * bounds into room * * squeals * Oh my gosh! Like wow! Look at these colors! * admires nail polish collection * Hey Alanna! Like, do you want a peticure??
Alanna: * runs * No!
Gary: * tackles Alanna * Like, you do? Great! * ties Alanna down and paints her toenails purple with black cats *
Alanna: * is untied * * goes to kill Gary * * sees toenails and stops to admire them *
Ashlee: * whines * Gaaaaaaaary!!!!!! I want my nails done too!
Gary: * faints at sight of Ashlee's feet * * wakes up * this is going to take a lot of work. Raoul, get me the clothespins, Jon, get me the file, George, get me the nail clippers. I already have the nailpolish. * sounds of a powerdrill going off*
~*~One hour later~*~
Ashlee: * feet sparkle * Woooow. They actually look like feet now!
Gary: * sweating * * pants * I think... That... Was my best work ever!
Kel: * glares for unknown reason *
George: Great! Now, like, I can do everyone's hair! * holds up hairbrush menacingly *
Girls: * sweatdrop *
~*~30 minutes later~*~
* everyone sits down in front of mirror admiring their now untangled hair *
George: * is passed out from overworking *
Myles: Gee, look at that! Now its my turn to show off my special talent!
Girls: * anticipating Myles' talent *
Myles: * gets out tutu and ballerina shoes and proceeds to dance *
Everyone: * ducks under random couches, chairs, and pillows *
Raoul: * decides to get manly * * throws Myles out and locks the door *
George and Jon: * whispering random whispers which turn into yelling *
Jon: No!!!!! Alanna is MINE!
George: No! She is MY wife!
Jon: * whips out hairbrush *
George: * snatches comb off vanity *
Jon & George: * proceed to duel *
Jon: * whacks George over the head with brush *
George: * glares * Ok mister! You're in trouble now! Its hairspray time!!!! * sprays hairspray in Jon's eyes *
Raoul & Gary: * shrieking * Like! O my god! Stop! * squeal * Eeeeek!
Girls: * cheering *
Rebecca: Go George! Wow! This is like WWE! Except real and with hairspray!
Jon: * whips out hair gel *
Gary: * gasp * No! Not the hair gel!
Oh horror beyond horrors! What are the men doing! What is up with the hair gel? Dun dun dun.
In response to my reviews:
Thekeeperofowords: None of them are gay. I am just making them act fruity for my own twisted pleasures.
Cassa-Andra: Thanks.
AB-Scribere: I made it silly purposely, and about the homosexual thing, I know. Thanks for reviewing.
Thanks to my three reviewers and I hope I get to hear more of your lovely opinions, so click on that little button down there and review!
~*~Melayne~*~ ( and Meliara who helped me write this chapter)
~*~Chapter 2~*~
A/N * gasp * For once in my entire life, I have nothing to say in my authors note!!!! * dies *
Disclaimer: I have a jacket that makes me hug myself, a room with cushy walls, and some friends in white lab coats. That's all. Wait, nooooo! I am Tamora Pierce!! * is carried off by friends in white coats * Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!
Gary: * bounds into room * * squeals * Oh my gosh! Like wow! Look at these colors! * admires nail polish collection * Hey Alanna! Like, do you want a peticure??
Alanna: * runs * No!
Gary: * tackles Alanna * Like, you do? Great! * ties Alanna down and paints her toenails purple with black cats *
Alanna: * is untied * * goes to kill Gary * * sees toenails and stops to admire them *
Ashlee: * whines * Gaaaaaaaary!!!!!! I want my nails done too!
Gary: * faints at sight of Ashlee's feet * * wakes up * this is going to take a lot of work. Raoul, get me the clothespins, Jon, get me the file, George, get me the nail clippers. I already have the nailpolish. * sounds of a powerdrill going off*
~*~One hour later~*~
Ashlee: * feet sparkle * Woooow. They actually look like feet now!
Gary: * sweating * * pants * I think... That... Was my best work ever!
Kel: * glares for unknown reason *
George: Great! Now, like, I can do everyone's hair! * holds up hairbrush menacingly *
Girls: * sweatdrop *
~*~30 minutes later~*~
* everyone sits down in front of mirror admiring their now untangled hair *
George: * is passed out from overworking *
Myles: Gee, look at that! Now its my turn to show off my special talent!
Girls: * anticipating Myles' talent *
Myles: * gets out tutu and ballerina shoes and proceeds to dance *
Everyone: * ducks under random couches, chairs, and pillows *
Raoul: * decides to get manly * * throws Myles out and locks the door *
George and Jon: * whispering random whispers which turn into yelling *
Jon: No!!!!! Alanna is MINE!
George: No! She is MY wife!
Jon: * whips out hairbrush *
George: * snatches comb off vanity *
Jon & George: * proceed to duel *
Jon: * whacks George over the head with brush *
George: * glares * Ok mister! You're in trouble now! Its hairspray time!!!! * sprays hairspray in Jon's eyes *
Raoul & Gary: * shrieking * Like! O my god! Stop! * squeal * Eeeeek!
Girls: * cheering *
Rebecca: Go George! Wow! This is like WWE! Except real and with hairspray!
Jon: * whips out hair gel *
Gary: * gasp * No! Not the hair gel!
Oh horror beyond horrors! What are the men doing! What is up with the hair gel? Dun dun dun.
In response to my reviews:
Thekeeperofowords: None of them are gay. I am just making them act fruity for my own twisted pleasures.
Cassa-Andra: Thanks.
AB-Scribere: I made it silly purposely, and about the homosexual thing, I know. Thanks for reviewing.
Thanks to my three reviewers and I hope I get to hear more of your lovely opinions, so click on that little button down there and review!
~*~Melayne~*~ ( and Meliara who helped me write this chapter)
