~*~Remake of Why do Girls Have All the Fun~*~

~*~Chapter 2~*~

A/N * gasp * For once in my entire life, I have nothing to say in my authors note!!!! * dies *

Disclaimer: I have a jacket that makes me hug myself, a room with cushy walls, and some friends in white lab coats. That's all. Wait, nooooo! I am Tamora Pierce!! * is carried off by friends in white coats * Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

Gary: * bounds into room * * squeals * Oh my gosh! Like wow! Look at these colors! * admires nail polish collection * Hey Alanna! Like, do you want a peticure??

Alanna: * runs * No!

Gary: * tackles Alanna * Like, you do? Great! * ties Alanna down and paints her toenails purple with black cats *

Alanna: * is untied * * goes to kill Gary * * sees toenails and stops to admire them *

Ashlee: * whines * Gaaaaaaaary!!!!!! I want my nails done too!

Gary: * faints at sight of Ashlee's feet * * wakes up * this is going to take a lot of work. Raoul, get me the clothespins, Jon, get me the file, George, get me the nail clippers. I already have the nailpolish. * sounds of a powerdrill going off*

~*~One hour later~*~

Ashlee: * feet sparkle * Woooow. They actually look like feet now!

Gary: * sweating * * pants * I think... That... Was my best work ever!

Kel: * glares for unknown reason *

George: Great! Now, like, I can do everyone's hair! * holds up hairbrush menacingly *

Girls: * sweatdrop *

~*~30 minutes later~*~

* everyone sits down in front of mirror admiring their now untangled hair *

George: * is passed out from overworking *

Myles: Gee, look at that! Now its my turn to show off my special talent!

Girls: * anticipating Myles' talent *

Myles: * gets out tutu and ballerina shoes and proceeds to dance *

Everyone: * ducks under random couches, chairs, and pillows *

Raoul: * decides to get manly * * throws Myles out and locks the door *

George and Jon: * whispering random whispers which turn into yelling *

Jon: No!!!!! Alanna is MINE!

George: No! She is MY wife!

Jon: * whips out hairbrush *

George: * snatches comb off vanity *

Jon & George: * proceed to duel *

Jon: * whacks George over the head with brush *

George: * glares * Ok mister! You're in trouble now! Its hairspray time!!!! * sprays hairspray in Jon's eyes *

Raoul & Gary: * shrieking * Like! O my god! Stop! * squeal * Eeeeek!

Girls: * cheering *

Rebecca: Go George! Wow! This is like WWE! Except real and with hairspray!

Jon: * whips out hair gel *

Gary: * gasp * No! Not the hair gel!

Oh horror beyond horrors! What are the men doing! What is up with the hair gel? Dun dun dun.

In response to my reviews:

Thekeeperofowords: None of them are gay. I am just making them act fruity for my own twisted pleasures.

Cassa-Andra: Thanks.

AB-Scribere: I made it silly purposely, and about the homosexual thing, I know. Thanks for reviewing.

Thanks to my three reviewers and I hope I get to hear more of your lovely opinions, so click on that little button down there and review!

~*~Melayne~*~ ( and Meliara who helped me write this chapter)