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Disclaimers: You can blame the next
person being voted off on a friend of mine, because she was saying he should
win. Naturally, I turn the tables. Because I'm evil. Muahahaha!
(We return to the show.)
AL: Welcome back! Luke, Yoda, Lando, and Wedge are left. Who's gonna go next? Let's find out. Round Five is called "Colors Everywhere". Don't worry. It's multiple choice. I'll state three possible answers, then ask a question, and my lovely contestants must pick the right one. Everyone ready?
(They give their affirmative.)
AL: Charlie, you ready?
Charlie: Yup.
AL: Then let's begin.
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: Luke: Purple, black, or silver? The suit worn by Bounty hunter Zam Wesell was mostly this color.
Luke: Er, well, I'll pick purple since it used to be your favorite color.
AL: Correct! Lando: Red and white, blue and silver, or white and silver? R4-P17, the astromech droid in Obi-Wan's Jedi starfighter, was what color?
Lando: Hm…I'll pick red and white since they're your favorite colors.
AL: Right! Nice strategy, you two. Yoda: White and black, shades of blue, or beige? What color were the uniforms worn by the clone children on Kamino?
Yoda: Shades of blue, they were.
AL: Right. Wedge: True or false? The young Padawan in Yoda's training class all wore dark brown robes.
Wedge: Um…true?
AL: Nope. That's false. Sorry. Luke: Yellow, silver, or blue and silver? On Coruscant, Anakin borrowed an airspeeder. What color was it?
Luke: He did that? When? Er, yellow? Ugh, why'd I pick that? You don't like yellow.
AL: Easy, love. You got it right.
Luke: Yeah!
AL: Nice. Lando: Red, blue, or yellow? What color were the stripes on Anakin's podracer?
Lando: Well, it worked before. Red, because your favorite color is red.
AL: Ooh, strategy worked against you, Lando. The correct answer is blue. I like blue. Not as much as I like red, but I like blue. Sorry. Yoda: Black, white, or brown? Tauntauns are predominately this color.
Yoda: White, they are.
AL: Correct! Wedge: Blue, white, or green? Qui-Gon's lightsaber was this color.
Wedge: Oh! Uh…well, it's either the first or the last…um…I'll pick the one Luke's is. Green?
AL: Correct! That's my favorite color, too.
Luke: So's white.
AL: True, yes, but you don't see a white lightsaber, now, do you? (turns to audience) Do you? (shrugs) Moving along. Luke: Red, black, or white? What color were the robes of the Imperial Royal Guards?
Luke: That's easy. I saw 'em. They're red.
AL: Right! Lando: Silver, white, or yellow? The Naboo N-1 starfighter was mostly this color.
Lando: Oh! I think I saw an image of one of those once…wasn't it yellow?
AL: Indeed, it was. Yoda: Purple, blue, or gold? Lando's two capes can best be described as this color.
Yoda: Blue, they are.
AL: Right. Wedge: Brown, yellow, or white? Princess Leia's insulated jumpsuit on Hoth was this color.
Wedge: I'll pick white, since it's your favorite color.
AL: You picked correctly.
Charlie: (presses timer button)
(End-of-Round music plays.)
AL: End of round five! Go vote.
(The contestants pick up their pens and begin writing down their vote.)
Charlie: Lando and Wedge got one question wrong each. How will the votes go?
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: Voting over. Who'd'ja all pick?
Luke: Yoda.
Lando: Yoda.
(The audience reacts.)
Yoda: Voted off Calrissian, I have.
Wedge: Yoda.
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: (genuinely stunned) Wow, I didn't see this one coming. Luke, why Yoda?
Luke: The other Lisa paid all of us to vote him off because writing his speech is hurting her hands.
AL: (confused) Oh-kay. Um, Yoda, why Lando?
Yoda: Vote for myself, I could not.
AL: (thrown) Well…I guess, with three votes, Yoda, you are the weakest link. Goodbye.
(Yoda's chair becomes a repulsorlift and floats him away.)
(Backstage:)
Yoda: Nothing to say, I have. For this Jedi, it is time to eat.
(On set:)
AL: Well, we're down to three players. Who's next? Find out when we return to… "The Weakest Link!"
End part six.
