Disclaimer: Oh, just see previous chapters. This time, I wrote down the two remaining people and had my mom pick a random name.
(Returning to the show.)
AL: Welcome back to… "The Weakest Link"!
(Cheers and applause.)
AL: Well, we're getting down to the wire, now! Luke, Lando, and Wedge are left. Is everyone ready for round six?
(Affirmatives all around.)
AL: Great! Round six is the Aptitude Test. And, lucky you, it's also multiple choice. Charlie, stand by on the timer.
Charlie: Yep.
AL: Let's begin. Luke: AT-AT is to Darth Vader, C3PO is to Anakin, or C3PO is to Luke? Podracer is to Anakin as…?
Luke: Em…C3PO is to Anakin?
AL: Correct! Lando: The Slave I is to Jango, the Naboo starship is to Senator Amidala, or all of the above? Tantive IV is to Leia as…?
Lando: Always take all of the above.
AL: Yes, indeedy. Wedge: Han Solo is to Tauntaun, Anakin is to reek, or Leia is to Ewok? Tusken Raider is to bantha as…?
Wedge: Hm…Han is to Tauntaun?
AL: Yup. Luke: Padmé is to Leia, Padmé is to Luke, or Jango is to Boba? Shmi is to Anakin as…?
Luke: Er…well, uh…(mumbles under his breath) Anakin was my father. According to Lisa, Shmi is my grandmother…so…(full voice) Padmé is to Luke?
AL: Correct! Nice one, working that out. Lando: Red is to Count Dooku, blue is to Yoda, or white is to Luke? Purple is to Mace as…
Lando: Huh. They sound like lightsaber colors, and I know for a fact Luke's isn't white. Hm, well, we'll go with the favorites again. Red is to Count Dooku?
AL: Right. Wedge: Force Lightning is to Yoda, cape is to Lando, or a saberdart is to Jango? Force Lightning is to the Emperor as…?
Wedge: Uh…saberdart is to Jango?
AL: Yup. Luke: Suns are to Tatooine, sand is to Tatooine, or Sand People are to Tatooine? Rocks are to Geonosis as…?
Luke: Um, sand is to Tatooine?
AL: Good job. Lando: Anakin is to Qui-Gon, Anakin is to Obi-Wan, or Darth Vader is to Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon is to Dooku as…?
Lando: Err…Anakin is to Qui-Gon?
AL: Nope, sorry. The correct answer is Anakin is to Obi-Wan. Wedge: Senators are to the Republic, Jedi are to the Empire, or Stormtroopers are to the Empire? Clone troopers are to the Republic as…?
Wedge: Hm. Stormtroopers are to the Empire?
AL: Right!
Charlie: (presses timer button)
(End-of-Round music plays.)
AL: End of round six! Vote, please.
(The contestants pick up their pens and begin writing down their vote.)
Charlie: Lando is the weakest link with one wrong answer. How will the votes go?
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: Voting over. Lay it on me.
Luke: Lando.
Lando: Wedge.
Wedge: Lando.
(Dramatic music plays.)
AL: Luke, why Lando?
Luke: He got a question wrong.
Wedge: Yeah, and since we're not allowed to vote for Luke, he's the only one left.
Lando: That's why I voted for Wedge.
AL: Okey-dokey. Lando, with two votes, you are the weakest link! Goodbye!
(Lando leaves the set.)
(Backstage:)
Lando: Well, I had fun, really. Wedge seems to be the other fan favorite, so it's all right he's going to the final rounds.
(On set:)
AL: Two to go. We'll get on with the final rounds when we return to… "The Weakest Link"!
End part seven.
