Disclaimer: Oh, just see previous chapters. This time, I wrote down the two remaining people and had my mom pick a random name.

(Returning to the show.)

AL: Welcome back to… "The Weakest Link"!

(Cheers and applause.)

AL: Well, we're getting down to the wire, now! Luke, Lando, and Wedge are left. Is everyone ready for round six?

(Affirmatives all around.)

AL: Great! Round six is the Aptitude Test. And, lucky you, it's also multiple choice. Charlie, stand by on the timer.

Charlie: Yep.

AL: Let's begin. Luke: AT-AT is to Darth Vader, C3PO is to Anakin, or C3PO is to Luke? Podracer is to Anakin as…?

Luke: Em…C3PO is to Anakin?

AL: Correct! Lando: The Slave I is to Jango, the Naboo starship is to Senator Amidala, or all of the above? Tantive IV is to Leia as…?

Lando: Always take all of the above.

AL: Yes, indeedy. Wedge: Han Solo is to Tauntaun, Anakin is to reek, or Leia is to Ewok? Tusken Raider is to bantha as…?

Wedge: Hm…Han is to Tauntaun?

AL: Yup. Luke: Padmé is to Leia, Padmé is to Luke, or Jango is to Boba? Shmi is to Anakin as…?

Luke: Er…well, uh…(mumbles under his breath) Anakin was my father. According to Lisa, Shmi is my grandmother…so…(full voice) Padmé is to Luke?

AL: Correct! Nice one, working that out. Lando: Red is to Count Dooku, blue is to Yoda, or white is to Luke? Purple is to Mace as…

Lando: Huh. They sound like lightsaber colors, and I know for a fact Luke's isn't white. Hm, well, we'll go with the favorites again. Red is to Count Dooku?

AL: Right. Wedge: Force Lightning is to Yoda, cape is to Lando, or a saberdart is to Jango? Force Lightning is to the Emperor as…?

Wedge: Uh…saberdart is to Jango?

AL: Yup. Luke: Suns are to Tatooine, sand is to Tatooine, or Sand People are to Tatooine? Rocks are to Geonosis as…?

Luke: Um, sand is to Tatooine?

AL: Good job. Lando: Anakin is to Qui-Gon, Anakin is to Obi-Wan, or Darth Vader is to Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon is to Dooku as…?

Lando: Err…Anakin is to Qui-Gon?

AL: Nope, sorry. The correct answer is Anakin is to Obi-Wan. Wedge: Senators are to the Republic, Jedi are to the Empire, or Stormtroopers are to the Empire? Clone troopers are to the Republic as…?

Wedge: Hm. Stormtroopers are to the Empire?

AL: Right!

Charlie: (presses timer button)

(End-of-Round music plays.)

AL: End of round six! Vote, please.

(The contestants pick up their pens and begin writing down their vote.)

Charlie: Lando is the weakest link with one wrong answer. How will the votes go?

(Dramatic music plays.)

AL: Voting over. Lay it on me.

Luke: Lando.

Lando: Wedge.

Wedge: Lando.

(Dramatic music plays.)

AL: Luke, why Lando?

Luke: He got a question wrong.

Wedge: Yeah, and since we're not allowed to vote for Luke, he's the only one left.

Lando: That's why I voted for Wedge.

AL: Okey-dokey. Lando, with two votes, you are the weakest link! Goodbye!

(Lando leaves the set.)

(Backstage:)

Lando: Well, I had fun, really. Wedge seems to be the other fan favorite, so it's all right he's going to the final rounds.

(On set:)

AL: Two to go. We'll get on with the final rounds when we return to… "The Weakest Link"!

End part seven.