Once again I must say that all these characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
I felt like killing Ranma. Sorry for all those Ranma lovers.
* * * He had done it again. He wasn't sure how but everyone was mad at him again. Well, he did know, but he just was angry at that fact. He had tried to show his affection for Akane by giving her flowers.
Unfortunately the flowers he had chosen, Akane was allergic to, and on top of that, somehow, every single rival, fiancée, and pursuer saw and began to chase him.
Acting on his first impulse, he picked up Akane and began to jump.
"What are you doing Ranma? You give me flowers I'm allergic to, and get everyone angry."
"Geez Akane, lay off me. I was only trying to do something nice for you. Ya uncute tomboy!"
"Ranma you need to face your problems sooner or later."
"So you're saying I should stop and try and talk to these people? Geez sometime you can be so dumb!"
Akane had been growing angrier with Ranma for the past week. Somehow she had kept it in for this long, but she had finally reached her breaking point.
"RANMA! I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS. I HATE YOU!"
This was meant to be an empty insult, but it had struck Ranma at a vulnerable time when his heart wasn't on guard.
He stopped suddenly and began to talk to Akane while the others tried to catch up.
"Is that how you really feel about me?" Ranma said in an unusually calm voice.
"Yes, I wish you would just go away and never come back!"
"Alright then. So long Akane. I wish you loved me as much as I love you."
Before Akane could respond Ranma pushed her sleeping point, and laid her on a bench that was next to him. He then turned to his pursuers and just stood there.
"RANMA PREPARE TO SUFFER" the Nerima wrecking crew shouted right before they all attacked.
The first item to hit Ranma was a barrage of Ryoga's bandanas. Not cutting him deeply, but effectively destroying the arms of his shirt and cutting up his face.
Then one of Shampoo's bonbari flew toward him and broke his right arm.
A wave of Ukyo's spatulas was next. Embedding themselves in his chest and staying there.
Everyone was too angry to even notice that Ranma wasn't defending himself.
Happosai then proceeded to attack Ranma with his happo-fire-burst. Burning Ranma very badly.
Somehow Ranma was able to summon the will to still stand there.
Then Kodachi's ribbon wrapped around his neck, cutting off his air supply.
Now that everyone was close enough, they could use their melee weapons.
Kuno started by slashing Ranma's unbroken arm causing blood to pour out of it.
Shampoo smacked Ranma over the head with her bonbari, while mousse slashed Ranma's legs with his hidden blades.
Ranma couldn't stand anymore and began to fall. Ukyo smacked his back with her giant spatula, and Ryoga smacked the back of his head with his umbrella.
This forced Ranma to the ground with such velocity that Ukyo's previously embedded spatulas were pushed in completely.
As Ranma seen the white light, and everyone began to notice what they had done, he smiled. he thought before he completely gave up and was shuffled loose the mortal coil.
* * * He had done it again. He wasn't sure how but everyone was mad at him again. Well, he did know, but he just was angry at that fact. He had tried to show his affection for Akane by giving her flowers.
Unfortunately the flowers he had chosen, Akane was allergic to, and on top of that, somehow, every single rival, fiancée, and pursuer saw and began to chase him.
Acting on his first impulse, he picked up Akane and began to jump.
"What are you doing Ranma? You give me flowers I'm allergic to, and get everyone angry."
"Geez Akane, lay off me. I was only trying to do something nice for you. Ya uncute tomboy!"
"Ranma you need to face your problems sooner or later."
"So you're saying I should stop and try and talk to these people? Geez sometime you can be so dumb!"
Akane had been growing angrier with Ranma for the past week. Somehow she had kept it in for this long, but she had finally reached her breaking point.
"RANMA! I WAS JUST LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR BEST INTERESTS. I HATE YOU!"
This was meant to be an empty insult, but it had struck Ranma at a vulnerable time when his heart wasn't on guard.
He stopped suddenly and began to talk to Akane while the others tried to catch up.
"Is that how you really feel about me?" Ranma said in an unusually calm voice.
"Yes, I wish you would just go away and never come back!"
"Alright then. So long Akane. I wish you loved me as much as I love you."
Before Akane could respond Ranma pushed her sleeping point, and laid her on a bench that was next to him. He then turned to his pursuers and just stood there.
"RANMA PREPARE TO SUFFER" the Nerima wrecking crew shouted right before they all attacked.
The first item to hit Ranma was a barrage of Ryoga's bandanas. Not cutting him deeply, but effectively destroying the arms of his shirt and cutting up his face.
Then one of Shampoo's bonbari flew toward him and broke his right arm.
A wave of Ukyo's spatulas was next. Embedding themselves in his chest and staying there.
Everyone was too angry to even notice that Ranma wasn't defending himself.
Happosai then proceeded to attack Ranma with his happo-fire-burst. Burning Ranma very badly.
Somehow Ranma was able to summon the will to still stand there.
Then Kodachi's ribbon wrapped around his neck, cutting off his air supply.
Now that everyone was close enough, they could use their melee weapons.
Kuno started by slashing Ranma's unbroken arm causing blood to pour out of it.
Shampoo smacked Ranma over the head with her bonbari, while mousse slashed Ranma's legs with his hidden blades.
Ranma couldn't stand anymore and began to fall. Ukyo smacked his back with her giant spatula, and Ryoga smacked the back of his head with his umbrella.
This forced Ranma to the ground with such velocity that Ukyo's previously embedded spatulas were pushed in completely.
As Ranma seen the white light, and everyone began to notice what they had done, he smiled. he thought before he completely gave up and was shuffled loose the mortal coil.
