*Woops!*
-Hey I know it's been a while since I've updated but things have been ferocious with the play (we go up at the end of this month! -sweat drop-) and homework and not enough free time to write happy fan fics for all my happy fan fic readers!! (you are happy. . . riiiight?) SO that's why I haven't written in a while :0)
-Chapter Eleven-
"Sarah!?" Ewan cried, as she fell onto his lap.
"ARG!" Nicole screamed wildly, dragging Sarah off and shaking her wildly.
"What. . . wa?" Sarah asked vaguely, opening her eyes. She screamed when she saw Nicole's flaming eyes and pushed herself away.
"Trying to give Ewan a - a - a - a. . ."
"A?" Sarah asked, raising her eyebrows. Nicole looked around, leaned in a whispered,
"A BJ!"
Sarah gasped.
"WHAT!?! Oh my god, GROSS!!" She screamed.
"You're telling ME?! You are disgusting."
"ME?! No! That's not what I was trying to do, you ninny! I passed out because of his smelly pits! Jeez, you've got some issues. I was NOT trying to blow Ewan!"
"Nicole! You're so dirty!" Ewan snapped turning away from her.
"I-I-Well, that's what it looked like." Nicole pouted and turned away from him too. Sarah rolled her eyes and went back to wrapping Ewan's back in bandages.
"Grr!" Nicole snapped, curling up on a mat and trying to fall asleep.
"Tomorrow is a big day! I can't wait to read that book! Do you realize what this will do for Moulin Rouge?"
"Hm?"
"You will be able to continue filming, and it will be a big hit and you will make millions and millions of dollars!!" She tightened the last strip of cloth and patted his back lightly.
"REALLY?!!" He asked excited looking at her with $ signs in his eyes.
"Yeup!" Sarah smiled, curling up on her mat.
"Good night, Ewan." She said.
"Good night." He said, laying on his stomach, because, let's face it, who in their right mind would sleep on a sun poisoned back?
-----The next morning-----
Jareth opened his eyes, and looked deep into the light brown ones of. . . Polly, the camel.
"ARAGHHHHH!!!" He screamed, jumping away onto the next mat, which happened to be occupied by Baz. He landed on him with a thud, waking up up.
"ARRAAAAGHHH!" Baz screamed, seeing Jareth's spandex-ness laying on him. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" He cried.
"Oh my god! Who's being raped?!" Sarah and Nicole cried at the same time, sitting up and looking around franticly.
"ME! I'm being raped! Help me!!!" Baz cried. Jareth wasn't paying attention at all though; he was still completely petrified of the camel, and was curled up in a ball, he just happened to be on top of another person.
"JARETh!!" Sarah screamed, grabbing a rock and chucking at him.l
"OOMPH!" Jareth grunted, rolling off Baz and writhing on the ground. Sarah ran over to him and shook him.
"Why did you try to rape poor Baz!" Sarah asked angrily.
"I didn't! I just landed on him when I jumped away from the camel. She was in my face!"
Sarah looked over at the camel and smiled.
"Stupid Goblin King." She rolled her eyes and stood up.
"Okay, let's get going! If we start to leave now we'll probably get there by noon. " Sarah threw her things into a bag and hooked it onto her camel.
"WAIT!!!!!" BAZ cried.
"Yea?" Sarah ashed.
"Why can't Jareth just make a portal to where we need to go now?" Baz asked, rubbing sand out of his eyes.
"OH! Right!" Sarah blushed. "That's a very good idea." She looked over at Ewan who was still sleeping.
"Ewan! Wake up!" She called. He rolled over onto his back and let out a howl.
"OWWWWWWWW!!" He screamed, jumping up.
"Pain?" Nicole asked stupidly. Ewan glared at her and shoved his stuff into a bag.
"No." He grumbled sarcastically. He stood up and walked over to Sarah.
"Save me!" He muttered. Sarah laughed, and Nicole growled.
"Okay every one!" Jareth waved his hands-making a portal appear before them. They all walked through and emerged in the lobby of The Ancient Egyptian Museum. A passing librarian stared at the odd bunch as they looked around in awe at the high shiny marble ceilings and columns.
"Uh. . . can I help you?" The librarian asked.
"Yes! Can you show me where I could find the book of the dead?" Sarah asked.
"Sure. Come with me." The librarian said, leading them into a room. They walked down a hallway and through a heavy wooden door and into a brightly lit room with Egyptian paintings on the walls and artifacts dotted around in glass cases.
"So, what's your name?" Hoggle asked her. She looked down at him and blinked.
"Marian. . . " She trailed.
"I'm Hoggle!-"
"Marian the Librarian? Like the song?" Baz interrupted, sliding over to her.
"Why, yes!" Marian giggled. "'The Music Man' was always my favorite musical!"
"Me, I rather like 'Oklahoma!'." He said.
"The book is over there." Marian said to Sarah vaguely, still looking at Baz. Hoggle grumbled and went over too look at it with the others.
"Wow! It's beautiful!" Nicole sighed, pushing her face against the glass.
"Yes indeed. Hey, Marian!" Jareth called.
"Yes?" Marian asked.
"Can we get this out so she can read it?"
"What?" Marian asked, her nostrils flaring.
"Um. . . could we get this out so-"
"TAKE OUT AN ARTIFACT?!! ARE YOU INSANE?!!" She screamed, blowing fire at them. They ducked and scampered away, leaving Baz to stare at her in shock.
"Uh. . . I'll call you." He lied, and dashed out after them.
They all sat on benches outside the museum pouting.
"We NEED that book." Sarah wailed.
"Maybe we can use my fame to talk to the curator and see if he can let us?" Nicole asked, flipping her hair.
"Maybe. . . " Sarah said glumly.
"Or you could sleep with him." Ewan shrugged. Nicole huffed.
"Hmph! It's lovely to know that you think so LOWLY of me!"
"Good. Because I do." Ewan snapped back.
Nicole's mouth opened and closed a few times, but Ewan just ignored her.
"We could break in and steal it." Hoggle joked. Sarah looked at him.
"You are a genius!" She cried.
"What? No! I didn't mean REALLY!!" Hoggle argued.
"So? I took it seriously! We should! We could definitely do that!" Sarah's eyes glittered as she began to think over ideas in her head.
"Sare. . . c'mon! Listen to what you're saying! You're suggesting we break into a museum and take one of the most valuable pieces with out getting caught. It's crazy!" Baz said.
"No! It's not! It's possible! Don't you want to save your movie Baz? Nicole? Ewan? Don't you want to make millions and billions of dollars?"
"Well. . . " The three of them trailed.
"Wait! Why can't we just go in, steal it and make a portal back home?" Jareth asked. Sarah stared at him then beamed.
"You are SUCH a genius!" She cried, grabbing his face and kissing him on the cheek. She turned happily and ran back into the museum. Jareth stared, then grinned. He turned to Nicole and laughed.
"She kissed me!"
Nicole scowled.
They all walked into the museum again and found Sarah standing in front of the book, staring at it longingly.
"Ready?" Ewan asked.
"Yup." Jareth replied. Ewan gave a sharp kick to the glass, sending shards everywhere. Sarah grabbed the book as the alarm sounded. Jareth waved his arm and they all leapt through the portal and back to the underground.
*Sigh-oh it does feel good to be writing again! Tell me what you think!
-A.P~
-Hey I know it's been a while since I've updated but things have been ferocious with the play (we go up at the end of this month! -sweat drop-) and homework and not enough free time to write happy fan fics for all my happy fan fic readers!! (you are happy. . . riiiight?) SO that's why I haven't written in a while :0)
-Chapter Eleven-
"Sarah!?" Ewan cried, as she fell onto his lap.
"ARG!" Nicole screamed wildly, dragging Sarah off and shaking her wildly.
"What. . . wa?" Sarah asked vaguely, opening her eyes. She screamed when she saw Nicole's flaming eyes and pushed herself away.
"Trying to give Ewan a - a - a - a. . ."
"A?" Sarah asked, raising her eyebrows. Nicole looked around, leaned in a whispered,
"A BJ!"
Sarah gasped.
"WHAT!?! Oh my god, GROSS!!" She screamed.
"You're telling ME?! You are disgusting."
"ME?! No! That's not what I was trying to do, you ninny! I passed out because of his smelly pits! Jeez, you've got some issues. I was NOT trying to blow Ewan!"
"Nicole! You're so dirty!" Ewan snapped turning away from her.
"I-I-Well, that's what it looked like." Nicole pouted and turned away from him too. Sarah rolled her eyes and went back to wrapping Ewan's back in bandages.
"Grr!" Nicole snapped, curling up on a mat and trying to fall asleep.
"Tomorrow is a big day! I can't wait to read that book! Do you realize what this will do for Moulin Rouge?"
"Hm?"
"You will be able to continue filming, and it will be a big hit and you will make millions and millions of dollars!!" She tightened the last strip of cloth and patted his back lightly.
"REALLY?!!" He asked excited looking at her with $ signs in his eyes.
"Yeup!" Sarah smiled, curling up on her mat.
"Good night, Ewan." She said.
"Good night." He said, laying on his stomach, because, let's face it, who in their right mind would sleep on a sun poisoned back?
-----The next morning-----
Jareth opened his eyes, and looked deep into the light brown ones of. . . Polly, the camel.
"ARAGHHHHH!!!" He screamed, jumping away onto the next mat, which happened to be occupied by Baz. He landed on him with a thud, waking up up.
"ARRAAAAGHHH!" Baz screamed, seeing Jareth's spandex-ness laying on him. "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" He cried.
"Oh my god! Who's being raped?!" Sarah and Nicole cried at the same time, sitting up and looking around franticly.
"ME! I'm being raped! Help me!!!" Baz cried. Jareth wasn't paying attention at all though; he was still completely petrified of the camel, and was curled up in a ball, he just happened to be on top of another person.
"JARETh!!" Sarah screamed, grabbing a rock and chucking at him.l
"OOMPH!" Jareth grunted, rolling off Baz and writhing on the ground. Sarah ran over to him and shook him.
"Why did you try to rape poor Baz!" Sarah asked angrily.
"I didn't! I just landed on him when I jumped away from the camel. She was in my face!"
Sarah looked over at the camel and smiled.
"Stupid Goblin King." She rolled her eyes and stood up.
"Okay, let's get going! If we start to leave now we'll probably get there by noon. " Sarah threw her things into a bag and hooked it onto her camel.
"WAIT!!!!!" BAZ cried.
"Yea?" Sarah ashed.
"Why can't Jareth just make a portal to where we need to go now?" Baz asked, rubbing sand out of his eyes.
"OH! Right!" Sarah blushed. "That's a very good idea." She looked over at Ewan who was still sleeping.
"Ewan! Wake up!" She called. He rolled over onto his back and let out a howl.
"OWWWWWWWW!!" He screamed, jumping up.
"Pain?" Nicole asked stupidly. Ewan glared at her and shoved his stuff into a bag.
"No." He grumbled sarcastically. He stood up and walked over to Sarah.
"Save me!" He muttered. Sarah laughed, and Nicole growled.
"Okay every one!" Jareth waved his hands-making a portal appear before them. They all walked through and emerged in the lobby of The Ancient Egyptian Museum. A passing librarian stared at the odd bunch as they looked around in awe at the high shiny marble ceilings and columns.
"Uh. . . can I help you?" The librarian asked.
"Yes! Can you show me where I could find the book of the dead?" Sarah asked.
"Sure. Come with me." The librarian said, leading them into a room. They walked down a hallway and through a heavy wooden door and into a brightly lit room with Egyptian paintings on the walls and artifacts dotted around in glass cases.
"So, what's your name?" Hoggle asked her. She looked down at him and blinked.
"Marian. . . " She trailed.
"I'm Hoggle!-"
"Marian the Librarian? Like the song?" Baz interrupted, sliding over to her.
"Why, yes!" Marian giggled. "'The Music Man' was always my favorite musical!"
"Me, I rather like 'Oklahoma!'." He said.
"The book is over there." Marian said to Sarah vaguely, still looking at Baz. Hoggle grumbled and went over too look at it with the others.
"Wow! It's beautiful!" Nicole sighed, pushing her face against the glass.
"Yes indeed. Hey, Marian!" Jareth called.
"Yes?" Marian asked.
"Can we get this out so she can read it?"
"What?" Marian asked, her nostrils flaring.
"Um. . . could we get this out so-"
"TAKE OUT AN ARTIFACT?!! ARE YOU INSANE?!!" She screamed, blowing fire at them. They ducked and scampered away, leaving Baz to stare at her in shock.
"Uh. . . I'll call you." He lied, and dashed out after them.
They all sat on benches outside the museum pouting.
"We NEED that book." Sarah wailed.
"Maybe we can use my fame to talk to the curator and see if he can let us?" Nicole asked, flipping her hair.
"Maybe. . . " Sarah said glumly.
"Or you could sleep with him." Ewan shrugged. Nicole huffed.
"Hmph! It's lovely to know that you think so LOWLY of me!"
"Good. Because I do." Ewan snapped back.
Nicole's mouth opened and closed a few times, but Ewan just ignored her.
"We could break in and steal it." Hoggle joked. Sarah looked at him.
"You are a genius!" She cried.
"What? No! I didn't mean REALLY!!" Hoggle argued.
"So? I took it seriously! We should! We could definitely do that!" Sarah's eyes glittered as she began to think over ideas in her head.
"Sare. . . c'mon! Listen to what you're saying! You're suggesting we break into a museum and take one of the most valuable pieces with out getting caught. It's crazy!" Baz said.
"No! It's not! It's possible! Don't you want to save your movie Baz? Nicole? Ewan? Don't you want to make millions and billions of dollars?"
"Well. . . " The three of them trailed.
"Wait! Why can't we just go in, steal it and make a portal back home?" Jareth asked. Sarah stared at him then beamed.
"You are SUCH a genius!" She cried, grabbing his face and kissing him on the cheek. She turned happily and ran back into the museum. Jareth stared, then grinned. He turned to Nicole and laughed.
"She kissed me!"
Nicole scowled.
They all walked into the museum again and found Sarah standing in front of the book, staring at it longingly.
"Ready?" Ewan asked.
"Yup." Jareth replied. Ewan gave a sharp kick to the glass, sending shards everywhere. Sarah grabbed the book as the alarm sounded. Jareth waved his arm and they all leapt through the portal and back to the underground.
*Sigh-oh it does feel good to be writing again! Tell me what you think!
-A.P~
