A/N: Hi there! It's me again! My friend (Shizuko) and I came up with this weird idea of making Malik, Yami, and Seto teen idols. See, it all started when I showed my chorus teacher a picture of Seto in his Battle City outfit, and my chorus teacher said he looked like a teen idol! Lol! This fic was co-written by my friend, Shizuko (that's not her real name...).
Yami: I don't think you should be playing the drums with the Millennium Rod, Malik.
Malik: I know what I'm doing! *Rod tears hole in the drum* oops...
Seto: -_-...that rod used to be mine...now look what happened to it!...
*
Seto: Why do I need to be an idol?
Pikazoom: You'll be ri...oh wait, you already are rich. Well, you got the look with that nice white trench coat of yours. Yami's got the look with all the leather, and Malik, well Malik just looks cool.
Seto: -_- I resent that.
Pikazoom: Not that you don't look cool.
Malik: Where is my rod?!
Pikazoom: I dunno...
Seto: Hehehe...
Pikazoom: Seto...
*
Shizuko: K, so Malik gets drums, Yami gets 'lectric guitar, uh...Kaiba, d'ya want vocals?
Kaiba: WHAT???
Mokuba: Trust me, you don't want to hear Niisama sing. He does it in the shower all the time.
Kaiba: *turns red* You were listening?
Mokuba: I could hear you from the other end of the mansion.
Yami/Malik: *snicker*
Shizuko: So...who sings?
Yami/Malik: *point at each other* Him.
Shizuko: *sigh*
*
Pikazoom: C'mon Seto! I have a singing teacher for you!
Seto: Please tell me it's not you.
Pikazoom: Nope. It's not me.
Seto: Okay, who is it?
Pikazoom: It's Mr. A! (A/N:Mr. A is my chorus teacher) *shoves him in the classroom and locks the door* Hehehehehehe...we'll see how he does later.
Malik: Hey, this is a cool trench coat. *swipes it*
Pikazoom: *whacks him* That's Seto's. Put it back! *holds up History and Geography book* (A/N: It's a heavy and big book)
Malik: O_o okay fine.
Yami: Where's Seto?
Pikazoom: Hehehehehe
Yami: ...
Pikazoom: He's getting singing lessons from my chorus teacher.
Yami: O_o...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Malik: HAHAHAHAHA:
Pikazoom: *holds up textbook*
Yami: Hehehe...whoa...okay I'll stop. Why are we stuck at Seto's mansion? I'd rather go to the game shop.
Pikazoom: I'll show you why...*goes into the next room and points*
Yami: That is the biggest TV I've ever seen.
Pikazoom: *continues playing video games* Oh yeah, can you go pick up Seto at 3:00? He's at the school. Don't laugh cause I've still got my book!
*
Shizuko: Oooh nooo...
Malik: What?
Yami: Is Seto really that bad a singer?
Shizuko: No, he's really good; it's...what he's singing.
Malik/Yami: What?
Seto: *offstage* Kyyyyyyrie! Kyrie eleeeeeeeeiiison!!
Everyone: O_o
Shizuko: *sigh* That's what we get for having Mr. A teach him. (A/N: My school is Christian)
Pikazoom: What's up?
Malik: When'd you get here?
Yami: Your teacher taught him Mozart songs!!!
Pikazoom: Oh...*digs up something* Here Seto, sing this.
Seto: ...Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?...
Yami: O_o
Pikazoom: What? I like that song.
Seto: Why do stars fall down from the sky...every time you're nearby?
Malik: *joins in* Just like me...
Yami: -_- *reluctantly joins in* they long to be close to you...
Pikazoom: *makes a peace sign* first rehearsal! Mission accomplished.
*
Yami: *scowl*
Shizuko: What?
Yami: The song you gave us doesn't work with my electric guitar.
Malik: Too bad. We could do it a capella, though.
Seto: Sure!
All three: On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream come truuuuuuuuuuue!!
Malik: *pulls out his Sennen rod (which he somehow found) and does a drum roll for effect* *drum tears* Oops.
Seto: Okay, that does it! Gimme that! *reaches for the Sennen rod*
Malik: No!! My preciousss!!
Yami: So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and stardust in your eyes of bluuuuuuuuuue!!
Sennen rod: *KLONK on Yami's head*
Yami: Ow! That hurt! *punches Malik*
Malik: It wasn't me! It was Seto!
Seto: Liar!
*free for all*
Pikazoom: Okay, break it up! There's an easy solution to this. Malik, stop drumming with the Sennen rod! I'm sure your Yami isn't very happy anyway.
Malik: Sure he is! Right, Yami?
Yami Malik: O_o Headache...aspirin...now...*blacks out*
Malik: Eh hehehe...
Pikazoom: O_o Oh dear...Well anyway, rehearsal's over...do want you want.
Yami and Seto: (to each other) I challenge you to a duel!
*Seto's phone rings*
Seto: Hello...what?! What do you mean there are Seto, Yami, and Malik fans outside my mansion?! My lawn will be ruined!!! Okay, don't let them get in the house. I'll be over soon.
Pikazoom: I guess they caught wind of the band thing...oh that reminds me, we need a group name...
Seto: WHAT ABOUT MY LAWN?!?!?!?!?!
Malik: (thinking) What's so important about his lawn???
Pikazoom: Um...we find a name after we save Seto's lawn...
Seto: Thank you.
*
Seto: *surveying the damage after his bodyguards have chased away all the screaming girls* My lawn...
Malik: *grin* Better get Maaco!
Yami: *whacks Malik upside the head* Baka! Maaco's for dents in CARS!! Not lawns!
Malik: I know.
Seto: What are you two talking about? What's the matter with my car?
Malik: I found it doesn't stand up to my Sennen rod any better than the drums...
Seto: WHAT??? *strangling Malik*
Shizuko: *sigh* The spirit of togetherness in this group is so...so...
Pikazoom: Not there.
Shizuko: Unfortunately, yeah.
Pikazoom: *sprinkles Miracle-Gro on the trampled lawn*
Seto: I'll kill you! Come back here baka!!!
Malik: Ahhh! Yami help me!
Yami and Yami Malik: You talkin' to me?
Malik: Either one!
Yami Malik: I'll do it! *brings out Mokuba as a hostage*
Seto: *stops*
Mokuba: Niisama! Help me!
Angry Seto and Pikazoom: *lunges for Yami Malik*
Seto: How dare you touch Mokuba!!!
Pikazoom: You're not supposed to hurt Mokuba, doofus!!!
Yami Malik: *drops Mokuba* Uh-oh. *runs*
Malik: Hey it worked! Thanks Yami!
Yami Malik: No probl-oof! *gets tackled by Seto*
Seto: NEVER HURT MY BROTHER!!!
Pikazoom: *walks over to Malik* Here's the car bill.
Malik: O_o I don't have that kinda money!
Pikazoom: Well, you did choose to damage the most expensive car he's got...I guess it'll come out of your first paycheck.
Malik: Nooo!
Seto: Or I could destroy your new motorcycle and we'll be even!
Malik: NOOO! I'll pay your stinkin' bill!!
*
Malik: *backstage, sulking over the car incident*
Yami Malik: *sarcastic* Nice going back there.
Malik: Thanks a lot, Yami.
Yami Malik: Any time, Hika-Nezumiiro.
Malik: What???
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro. Grey. You know, I'm dark, but you're not exactly nice enough to be light, so you're grey. *cracks up*
Malik: *scowl* Why you...
Yami Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Malik: UWAAAA!! *tackles his Yami*
Seto: *glances backstage* What is all that noise??
Yami: Malik's fighting with himself again, that's all.
Seto: *sweatdrop* I never understand these guys with split personalities...
Pikazoom: Not again.....*sigh* break it up!
Malik: He started it!
Yami Malik: not!
Malik: You called me grey!
Yugi: Come on guys, stop it!
Yami Malik: stay out of this, short man!!!
Yugi: Short...*sniffle*
Yami: No one insults Aibou! *fights Yami Malik*
Seto: My house will be in ruins by the time they finish -_-
Malik: *joins in because of the gray comment*
Seto: *runs around catching fallen vases and a painting of a BEWD* My house!
Pikazoom: uh...what shall we do Shizuko?
Shizuko: *sits and watches the fight* This is more entertaining than duels!
Seto: But they're wrecking my mansion!
Shizuko: Oh...okay... *kicks Yami, Yuugi, Malik, and Yami Malik out of the house*
Seto: Thanks.
Shizuko: It wasn't for you. It was so my fav character wouldn't have to pay any more of your bills.
Seto: Oh.
Mokuba: Can they come back in after they calm down? I think one of them took my beanie.
Seto: I can always get you another one.
Mokuba: But that's the only one we found that could fit all my hair underneath it, remember?
Seto: *sweatdrop* Oh yeah. When DID we last get your hair cut?
Mokuba: Two years ago, I think.
Seto: Oh, okay. We've got another year, then.
Malik, Yami Malik, Yuugi, and Yami: *walk in from upstairs*
Seto: What were you guys doing upstairs?
Yami Malik: We climbed in a window, duh. It's not like you could keep ME out!
Seto: Oh. Too bad.
Yami Malik: Hey! In case you haven't noticed, I happen to specialize in revenge!
Malik: 5...4...
Seto: Oh yeah?
Malik: 3...2...
Yami: Well, neither of you can stand up to me!
Yami Malik/Seto: Oh yeah?
Malik: 1...0
*Yami Malik/Seto/Yami melee*
Malik: *sigh* I'm getting pretty good at spotting those.
Pikazoom: Mokuba! Save the vases!
Pikazoom and Mokuba: *run around catching vases*
Yami Malik: Ow my hair!
Yami: You broke my buckle!
Seto: Who stepped on my trench coat?!
*half-hour later*
Seto, Yami Malik, Yami: @_# *knocked out*
Pikazoom: *brings out first aid kit* Who should we start with?
Malik: Yami Malik.
Pikazoom: Nah, Seto.
Shizuko: What about Yami?
Malik and Pikazoom: *shrugs*
*
Yami: *waking up* Hey! I can't move!
Shizuko: We tied you all up in bandages for a reason, silly. Seto only has so many vases in his house.
Seto: Thanks, but what about me?
Shizuko: We'll stick you in a wheelchair after a few days of rest.
Seto: *pales* NOOOOOO!! Not the wheelchair again! (A/N: In the manga, when Seto was mind crushed, he actually fell into a coma. There's a manga scene where he stands up from the wheelchair he's been sitting in.)
Yami Malik: *cracks up* I wanna see that!
Malik: Maybe. They said you'd be on a stretcher for a month. I can get some peace and quiet then.
Yami Malik: Don't make fun of me! I'll tell Isis it was you that short-sheeted her bed last week! Remember how annoyed she was?
Malik: *gulp* Yeah. I...I won't make fun of you! Truce?
Yami Malik: *evil grin* For now.
Malik: *sigh of relief*
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro.
Malik: *scowl*
Yugi: Yami? What are you doing?
Yami: I'm trying to see if I can cut some of the bandages with my hair. I wasn't that injured, you know!
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Yeah, we'll you better not. This IS Seto's house.
Yami: True that. Well, if you say so, Aibou. You'll be bringing me food and stuff, right?
Yugi: I...guess... I hadn't thought about that.
Yami: Great! Okay, just come whenever I yell "ROOM SERVICE!!" and then you'll know that's when I wan-uh, need something. K?
Yami Malik: I like that idea! Hey, Malik! Did you hear that?! Whaddya think?
Malik: NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!
Seto: I wouldn't have been in that wheelchair if it hadn't been for you!
Yami:*sticks out tongue*
Seto: I wish I hadn't woken up and helped you win that duel! You owe me!
Yami: You heard about that?!
Pikazoom: I told him :) Oh yeah, I found a picture of the wheelchair scene Shizuko! *shows her*
Malik: There were some nice scenes about me too!
Pikazoom: Well Shizuko can tell you about those...like when you made Bakura disappear. WAI!!! Meanie!
Malik: Well he kidnapped an old guy!
Seto: At least his body didn't disappear! And what about Yami who punished, like, 6 people in the first manga volume!
Malik: true, true...
Yami: hey...
*
Yami: Can I get up now?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: Please?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: It's boring just staying in bed.
Mokuba: Then you should have stayed out of the fight.
Yami: It's not my fault! Seto and Yami Malik jumped on me!
Yami Malik: It was too your fault!
Seto: Hasn't this gotten a little off track?
Yami/Yami Malik: Huh?
Seto: We started out as a band of teen idols, did we not?
Yami/Yami Malik: We did? Ooh yeah...we did!
Pikazoom: Speaking of teen idols...we need to pick a song for you guys to sing.
Yami: ...
Malik: Crawling by Linkin Park.
Shizuko: Ohh! Depressing...
Seto: Wild Drive (third Yu-Gi-Oh opening).
Pikazoom: *looks at Yami*
Yami: what? I listen to Egyptian music.
Everyone but Yami: *sweatdrop*
Pikazoom: *whispers to Shizuko* Why is he a teen idol if all he listens to is old music?
Shizuko: Because.
Everyone: *enlightened* Ohhh....
Malik: Just like meeee
Yami Malik: *harmonizing* they long to beeeeeeeeeee
Both: Close to youuuuuu!!!
Mokuba: O_o They need singing lessons more than Niisama did.
Seto: That they do.
Yami: Be happy we didn't bring Anzu in.
Everyone: *shudder*
Shizuko: But what if you need female backup?
Yami: Um...
Malik: Isis!
Everyone: O_o
Malik: Why not?
Seto: She's kind of...dignified. I get the impression she'd strangle whoever suggested she sing something like pop music.
Malik: Which is why I volunteer you to ask her!
Seto: What??
Yami: Sure. Go Seto!
A/N: You like? Review please!
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro...hehehe...
Malik: *glares*
Yami: I don't think you should be playing the drums with the Millennium Rod, Malik.
Malik: I know what I'm doing! *Rod tears hole in the drum* oops...
Seto: -_-...that rod used to be mine...now look what happened to it!...
*
Seto: Why do I need to be an idol?
Pikazoom: You'll be ri...oh wait, you already are rich. Well, you got the look with that nice white trench coat of yours. Yami's got the look with all the leather, and Malik, well Malik just looks cool.
Seto: -_- I resent that.
Pikazoom: Not that you don't look cool.
Malik: Where is my rod?!
Pikazoom: I dunno...
Seto: Hehehe...
Pikazoom: Seto...
*
Shizuko: K, so Malik gets drums, Yami gets 'lectric guitar, uh...Kaiba, d'ya want vocals?
Kaiba: WHAT???
Mokuba: Trust me, you don't want to hear Niisama sing. He does it in the shower all the time.
Kaiba: *turns red* You were listening?
Mokuba: I could hear you from the other end of the mansion.
Yami/Malik: *snicker*
Shizuko: So...who sings?
Yami/Malik: *point at each other* Him.
Shizuko: *sigh*
*
Pikazoom: C'mon Seto! I have a singing teacher for you!
Seto: Please tell me it's not you.
Pikazoom: Nope. It's not me.
Seto: Okay, who is it?
Pikazoom: It's Mr. A! (A/N:Mr. A is my chorus teacher) *shoves him in the classroom and locks the door* Hehehehehehe...we'll see how he does later.
Malik: Hey, this is a cool trench coat. *swipes it*
Pikazoom: *whacks him* That's Seto's. Put it back! *holds up History and Geography book* (A/N: It's a heavy and big book)
Malik: O_o okay fine.
Yami: Where's Seto?
Pikazoom: Hehehehehe
Yami: ...
Pikazoom: He's getting singing lessons from my chorus teacher.
Yami: O_o...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Malik: HAHAHAHAHA:
Pikazoom: *holds up textbook*
Yami: Hehehe...whoa...okay I'll stop. Why are we stuck at Seto's mansion? I'd rather go to the game shop.
Pikazoom: I'll show you why...*goes into the next room and points*
Yami: That is the biggest TV I've ever seen.
Pikazoom: *continues playing video games* Oh yeah, can you go pick up Seto at 3:00? He's at the school. Don't laugh cause I've still got my book!
*
Shizuko: Oooh nooo...
Malik: What?
Yami: Is Seto really that bad a singer?
Shizuko: No, he's really good; it's...what he's singing.
Malik/Yami: What?
Seto: *offstage* Kyyyyyyrie! Kyrie eleeeeeeeeiiison!!
Everyone: O_o
Shizuko: *sigh* That's what we get for having Mr. A teach him. (A/N: My school is Christian)
Pikazoom: What's up?
Malik: When'd you get here?
Yami: Your teacher taught him Mozart songs!!!
Pikazoom: Oh...*digs up something* Here Seto, sing this.
Seto: ...Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?...
Yami: O_o
Pikazoom: What? I like that song.
Seto: Why do stars fall down from the sky...every time you're nearby?
Malik: *joins in* Just like me...
Yami: -_- *reluctantly joins in* they long to be close to you...
Pikazoom: *makes a peace sign* first rehearsal! Mission accomplished.
*
Yami: *scowl*
Shizuko: What?
Yami: The song you gave us doesn't work with my electric guitar.
Malik: Too bad. We could do it a capella, though.
Seto: Sure!
All three: On the day that you were born, the angels got together and decided to create a dream come truuuuuuuuuuue!!
Malik: *pulls out his Sennen rod (which he somehow found) and does a drum roll for effect* *drum tears* Oops.
Seto: Okay, that does it! Gimme that! *reaches for the Sennen rod*
Malik: No!! My preciousss!!
Yami: So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and stardust in your eyes of bluuuuuuuuuue!!
Sennen rod: *KLONK on Yami's head*
Yami: Ow! That hurt! *punches Malik*
Malik: It wasn't me! It was Seto!
Seto: Liar!
*free for all*
Pikazoom: Okay, break it up! There's an easy solution to this. Malik, stop drumming with the Sennen rod! I'm sure your Yami isn't very happy anyway.
Malik: Sure he is! Right, Yami?
Yami Malik: O_o Headache...aspirin...now...*blacks out*
Malik: Eh hehehe...
Pikazoom: O_o Oh dear...Well anyway, rehearsal's over...do want you want.
Yami and Seto: (to each other) I challenge you to a duel!
*Seto's phone rings*
Seto: Hello...what?! What do you mean there are Seto, Yami, and Malik fans outside my mansion?! My lawn will be ruined!!! Okay, don't let them get in the house. I'll be over soon.
Pikazoom: I guess they caught wind of the band thing...oh that reminds me, we need a group name...
Seto: WHAT ABOUT MY LAWN?!?!?!?!?!
Malik: (thinking) What's so important about his lawn???
Pikazoom: Um...we find a name after we save Seto's lawn...
Seto: Thank you.
*
Seto: *surveying the damage after his bodyguards have chased away all the screaming girls* My lawn...
Malik: *grin* Better get Maaco!
Yami: *whacks Malik upside the head* Baka! Maaco's for dents in CARS!! Not lawns!
Malik: I know.
Seto: What are you two talking about? What's the matter with my car?
Malik: I found it doesn't stand up to my Sennen rod any better than the drums...
Seto: WHAT??? *strangling Malik*
Shizuko: *sigh* The spirit of togetherness in this group is so...so...
Pikazoom: Not there.
Shizuko: Unfortunately, yeah.
Pikazoom: *sprinkles Miracle-Gro on the trampled lawn*
Seto: I'll kill you! Come back here baka!!!
Malik: Ahhh! Yami help me!
Yami and Yami Malik: You talkin' to me?
Malik: Either one!
Yami Malik: I'll do it! *brings out Mokuba as a hostage*
Seto: *stops*
Mokuba: Niisama! Help me!
Angry Seto and Pikazoom: *lunges for Yami Malik*
Seto: How dare you touch Mokuba!!!
Pikazoom: You're not supposed to hurt Mokuba, doofus!!!
Yami Malik: *drops Mokuba* Uh-oh. *runs*
Malik: Hey it worked! Thanks Yami!
Yami Malik: No probl-oof! *gets tackled by Seto*
Seto: NEVER HURT MY BROTHER!!!
Pikazoom: *walks over to Malik* Here's the car bill.
Malik: O_o I don't have that kinda money!
Pikazoom: Well, you did choose to damage the most expensive car he's got...I guess it'll come out of your first paycheck.
Malik: Nooo!
Seto: Or I could destroy your new motorcycle and we'll be even!
Malik: NOOO! I'll pay your stinkin' bill!!
*
Malik: *backstage, sulking over the car incident*
Yami Malik: *sarcastic* Nice going back there.
Malik: Thanks a lot, Yami.
Yami Malik: Any time, Hika-Nezumiiro.
Malik: What???
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro. Grey. You know, I'm dark, but you're not exactly nice enough to be light, so you're grey. *cracks up*
Malik: *scowl* Why you...
Yami Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Malik: UWAAAA!! *tackles his Yami*
Seto: *glances backstage* What is all that noise??
Yami: Malik's fighting with himself again, that's all.
Seto: *sweatdrop* I never understand these guys with split personalities...
Pikazoom: Not again.....*sigh* break it up!
Malik: He started it!
Yami Malik: not!
Malik: You called me grey!
Yugi: Come on guys, stop it!
Yami Malik: stay out of this, short man!!!
Yugi: Short...*sniffle*
Yami: No one insults Aibou! *fights Yami Malik*
Seto: My house will be in ruins by the time they finish -_-
Malik: *joins in because of the gray comment*
Seto: *runs around catching fallen vases and a painting of a BEWD* My house!
Pikazoom: uh...what shall we do Shizuko?
Shizuko: *sits and watches the fight* This is more entertaining than duels!
Seto: But they're wrecking my mansion!
Shizuko: Oh...okay... *kicks Yami, Yuugi, Malik, and Yami Malik out of the house*
Seto: Thanks.
Shizuko: It wasn't for you. It was so my fav character wouldn't have to pay any more of your bills.
Seto: Oh.
Mokuba: Can they come back in after they calm down? I think one of them took my beanie.
Seto: I can always get you another one.
Mokuba: But that's the only one we found that could fit all my hair underneath it, remember?
Seto: *sweatdrop* Oh yeah. When DID we last get your hair cut?
Mokuba: Two years ago, I think.
Seto: Oh, okay. We've got another year, then.
Malik, Yami Malik, Yuugi, and Yami: *walk in from upstairs*
Seto: What were you guys doing upstairs?
Yami Malik: We climbed in a window, duh. It's not like you could keep ME out!
Seto: Oh. Too bad.
Yami Malik: Hey! In case you haven't noticed, I happen to specialize in revenge!
Malik: 5...4...
Seto: Oh yeah?
Malik: 3...2...
Yami: Well, neither of you can stand up to me!
Yami Malik/Seto: Oh yeah?
Malik: 1...0
*Yami Malik/Seto/Yami melee*
Malik: *sigh* I'm getting pretty good at spotting those.
Pikazoom: Mokuba! Save the vases!
Pikazoom and Mokuba: *run around catching vases*
Yami Malik: Ow my hair!
Yami: You broke my buckle!
Seto: Who stepped on my trench coat?!
*half-hour later*
Seto, Yami Malik, Yami: @_# *knocked out*
Pikazoom: *brings out first aid kit* Who should we start with?
Malik: Yami Malik.
Pikazoom: Nah, Seto.
Shizuko: What about Yami?
Malik and Pikazoom: *shrugs*
*
Yami: *waking up* Hey! I can't move!
Shizuko: We tied you all up in bandages for a reason, silly. Seto only has so many vases in his house.
Seto: Thanks, but what about me?
Shizuko: We'll stick you in a wheelchair after a few days of rest.
Seto: *pales* NOOOOOO!! Not the wheelchair again! (A/N: In the manga, when Seto was mind crushed, he actually fell into a coma. There's a manga scene where he stands up from the wheelchair he's been sitting in.)
Yami Malik: *cracks up* I wanna see that!
Malik: Maybe. They said you'd be on a stretcher for a month. I can get some peace and quiet then.
Yami Malik: Don't make fun of me! I'll tell Isis it was you that short-sheeted her bed last week! Remember how annoyed she was?
Malik: *gulp* Yeah. I...I won't make fun of you! Truce?
Yami Malik: *evil grin* For now.
Malik: *sigh of relief*
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro.
Malik: *scowl*
Yugi: Yami? What are you doing?
Yami: I'm trying to see if I can cut some of the bandages with my hair. I wasn't that injured, you know!
Yugi: *sweatdrop* Yeah, we'll you better not. This IS Seto's house.
Yami: True that. Well, if you say so, Aibou. You'll be bringing me food and stuff, right?
Yugi: I...guess... I hadn't thought about that.
Yami: Great! Okay, just come whenever I yell "ROOM SERVICE!!" and then you'll know that's when I wan-uh, need something. K?
Yami Malik: I like that idea! Hey, Malik! Did you hear that?! Whaddya think?
Malik: NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!
Seto: I wouldn't have been in that wheelchair if it hadn't been for you!
Yami:*sticks out tongue*
Seto: I wish I hadn't woken up and helped you win that duel! You owe me!
Yami: You heard about that?!
Pikazoom: I told him :) Oh yeah, I found a picture of the wheelchair scene Shizuko! *shows her*
Malik: There were some nice scenes about me too!
Pikazoom: Well Shizuko can tell you about those...like when you made Bakura disappear. WAI!!! Meanie!
Malik: Well he kidnapped an old guy!
Seto: At least his body didn't disappear! And what about Yami who punished, like, 6 people in the first manga volume!
Malik: true, true...
Yami: hey...
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Yami: Can I get up now?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: Please?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: It's boring just staying in bed.
Mokuba: Then you should have stayed out of the fight.
Yami: It's not my fault! Seto and Yami Malik jumped on me!
Yami Malik: It was too your fault!
Seto: Hasn't this gotten a little off track?
Yami/Yami Malik: Huh?
Seto: We started out as a band of teen idols, did we not?
Yami/Yami Malik: We did? Ooh yeah...we did!
Pikazoom: Speaking of teen idols...we need to pick a song for you guys to sing.
Yami: ...
Malik: Crawling by Linkin Park.
Shizuko: Ohh! Depressing...
Seto: Wild Drive (third Yu-Gi-Oh opening).
Pikazoom: *looks at Yami*
Yami: what? I listen to Egyptian music.
Everyone but Yami: *sweatdrop*
Pikazoom: *whispers to Shizuko* Why is he a teen idol if all he listens to is old music?
Shizuko: Because.
Everyone: *enlightened* Ohhh....
Malik: Just like meeee
Yami Malik: *harmonizing* they long to beeeeeeeeeee
Both: Close to youuuuuu!!!
Mokuba: O_o They need singing lessons more than Niisama did.
Seto: That they do.
Yami: Be happy we didn't bring Anzu in.
Everyone: *shudder*
Shizuko: But what if you need female backup?
Yami: Um...
Malik: Isis!
Everyone: O_o
Malik: Why not?
Seto: She's kind of...dignified. I get the impression she'd strangle whoever suggested she sing something like pop music.
Malik: Which is why I volunteer you to ask her!
Seto: What??
Yami: Sure. Go Seto!
A/N: You like? Review please!
Yami Malik: Nezumiiro...hehehe...
Malik: *glares*
