Seto: *at Malik's house* Why am I doing this?
Pikazoom: *shrugs*
Seto: *knocks*
Isis: Yes?
Seto: Malik thinks you would be a good backup singer.
Isis: And?
Seto: Wanna join?
Isis: No.
Seto: I'll tell you who short-sheeted your bed last week.
Isis: ...deal.
*
Malik: *waiting for Seto to get back* Boy, he's taking a long time.
Isis: *bursting in* MALIK!!
Malik: 'sup, Neesan?
Isis: I hereby ground you for a month, and during your sentence you will
make dinner every night AND do the dishes afterwards.
Malik: *whimper* A MONTH?? What did I do??
Isis: *smile* But look on the bright side, little brother. I'll never
force you to make my bed for me again.
Malik: Oh. THAT'S what I did. Know what? I say I'm old enough that I
don't have to listen to you any more.
Isis: Know what? My Sennen Tauk says you'll be home on the night of your
senior prom 'cause no girl would want to go with you.
Malik: *pales* Noooo!!
Isis: Maybe if you behave, it won't come true. Anyways, what are we gonna
sing?
Malik: *to Yami Malik* Traitor!
Yami Malik: It wasn't me!!
Seto: *smirk*
Malik: YOU!!
Seto: What?
Malik: DIE!!!
Seto: *dodges*
Malik: Augh! *slips but grabs the edge of Seto's coat*
Both: CRASH!!
Malik: @_@
Seto: @_@
Pikazoom: Oh dear...
Seto and Malik: Pain...
Pikazoom: *gives them ice packs for their heads*
Yami: Hahahahaha! I didn't get hurt this time!
Pikazoom: *mumbles* Keep talkin' smart mouth, and you'll be hurt soon...
Shizuko: *whacks Yami on the head*
Yami: Ouch...
Isis: When are we going to practice?
Pikazoom: After they recover, and after we pick a band name.
Yami: *opens mouth* The great Ya-
Pikazoom: You can't have your name in it. That'd be selfish.
Yami: Dang
Shizuko: Well.what do they have in common? Hm.how about the fact that they
can get so annoying, but we can't help but love them? *hugs Malik*
Malik: Ow.
Shizuko: Oops. I forgot you got hurt.
Mokuba: How about ThreeFive?
Everyone: Neh?
Mokuba: Technically, there's three of them: Niisama, Yami, and Malik. But
if you count Yuugi and Yami Malik, there are five.
Isis: What about me.
Mokuba: Oh yeah. Um.ThreeSix?
Pikazoom: I dunno. I have one idea...
Malik: Oh no...
Pikazoom: I'm so hurt.
Yami: Spit it out already.
Pikazoom: Kami no kaado (god card) (Explanation time!) Interestingly
enough, our three teen idols all have possession of a god card, which would
be Obelisk, Ra, and Osiris. And as for Isis...she pretty much started the
whole god card thing by giving Obelisk to Seto.
Isis: :)
Yami: Wow...she's right...
Pikazoom: Of course I am. I research Yu-Gi-Oh a lot. What other ideas do
we have?
Everyone:.
Pikazoom: Okay. We can come back to it.
Malik: What if the girls have a hard time learning how to pronounce Kami no
Kaado?
Shizuko: They'll learn it anyway if they're true fans. I mean me, it took
me two weeks to learn how to spell Exodia and even longer to pronounce it.
I did it, though!
Yami: *sweatdrop* And how long did it take you to learn the word
?
Shizuko: That's not funny!
Yami: It isn't?
Malik: *tossing his Sennen Rod like a baton* This is boring. Let's DO
something.
Isis: What would you suggest?
Malik: *grin* Let's here you sing!
Isis: *glare* You're really pushing it today.
Malik: Well, I figure I'm already in trouble, so I may as well take
advantage of it.
Isis: You have to sing too.
Pikazoom: Okay, who wants to sing first?
Yami, Malik, Isis: *points to Seto*
Seto: Thanks a lot...
Yami: Well you are the lead singer.
Seto: *grumbles*
Pikazoom: Aw, don't be mad. The fangirls will love it!
Shizuko: That means you.
Pikazoom: yup :)
Malik: oy...
Seto: Fine. I'll sing. What am I gonna sing?
Pikazoom: Sing this.
Seto: *reads* okay. *singing*
manTAN na ENERUGII wa ikiba o nakushite komatteru ze
dare ka ga chotto yurasu dake de taikutsu na haretsu suru ze
I Ride, White Line no ue o OH, OH, OH,
Sit down shinrai shiteru basho de OH, OH, OH,
mayotteru ma ni yukeru ze!
hitori ni hitotsu zutsu moraeru jiyuu to jounetsu o te ni
kagayaku tame ni umarete kita bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku
futashika na nichijou o sasaeru kirifuda omae no Soul
Best na seichou wa umidasu yo
tomaranai WILD DRIVE
bokura wa mada shizuka ni tobira o tataiteru
Will wa Beat o sagashite narifuri kamawazu ni yuku
subete no Mighty na kaze tayasuku kechirashite Fly
Free ni ikiru koto no imi o OH, OH, OH,
Greed ni me o fuse te o fureba OH, OH, OH,
Stand up sono toki da ze
hitori ni hitotsu zutsu moraeru jiyuu to jounetsu o te ni
kagayaku tame ni umarete kita bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku
futashika na nichijou o sasaeru kirifuda omae no Soul
Best na seichou wa umidasu yo
tomaranai WILD DRIVE
bokura wa mada shizuka ni tobira o tataiteru
chikyuu wa itazura ni daichi o OH, OH, OH,
furuwase choushi ni norisugite OH, OH, OH,
atto iu ma ni yukina yo
hitori ni hitotsu zutsu moraeru jiyuu to jounetsu o te ni
kagayaku tame ni umarete kita bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku
hitori ni hitotsu zutsu moraeru jiyuu to jounetsu o te ni
kagayaku tame ni umarete kita bokura no tabi wa tsuzuku
futashika na nichijou o sasaeru kirifuda omae no Soul
Best na seichou wa umidasu yo
tomaranai WILD DRIVE
bokura wa mada shizuka ni tobira o tataiteru
tobira o tataiteru
WILD DRIVE WILD DRIVE
Everyone:.O_o Wow.
Shizuko: The whole song!
Yami: He's good!
Malik: *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: What's so funny!!?
Malik: *giggle* Honda owes me ten bucks. HAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: What are you talking about?brbrMalik: I bet him that by the end of rehearsal, one of the girls would have
persuaded Seto to do a solo! I get MONEY!!! WAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: *sigh* And I thought Ushio was bad.
Malik: Don't bother. I'm not vulnerable to any sort of Batsu Geemu you
might come up with.
Yami: Wanna bet?
Malik: Nah, I'm already richer by ten dollars.
Yami: Oh yeah. Um.who sings next?
Isis: Malik! Sing the Barney the Dinosaur song like you used to when you
were little!
Seto: *cracks up*
Malik: Isis! We grew up underground!!
Isis: You still managed to learn it somehow.that was before you discovered
motorcycles.
Malik: Don't dis the motorcycles!
Isis: But you were so cute!!
Malik: I am NOT singing the Barney song!
Seto: Aww.c'mon.*pulls out a camcorder*
Malik: NO!
Yami: Come on.
Malik: No! I will not sing the Barney song!
Pikazoom: Please don't. I have Barney-phobia (fear of the purple dinosaur
and all things related to it).
Malik: *hugs* THANK YOU!!!
Pikazoom: *sweatdrops*
Seto: Well, he has to sing something...
Malik: Make Yami sing first.
Yami: No.
Seto: As long as one of you go.
Yami and Malik: Not me.
Yami: You go.
Malik: You're not the pharaoh anymore. You can't boss me around!
Yami: Oh yeah?
Pikazoom and Seto: 5...4...3...
Malik: YEAH!
Yami: Why you...
Pikazoom and Seto: 2...1...*grabs the vases and Blue Eyes painting*
*catfight*
Shizuko: Hey! How about you guys sing a duet!!
Malik/Yami: *freeze*
Shizuko: Well?
Yami: No way, he'll probably just want to sing the Pokemon theme song or
something.
Malik: Liar! I'm just so much better than you that you're jealous.
Yami: Oh yeah? Prove it.
Malik: I'm not falling for that. With your inferior skills, you have to go
first.
Yami: Take that back!
Malik: Make me!
Yami: You bet I will!
Malik: I'm so scared. *lunges at Yami*
Shizuko: What if I pick the song? Will you guys do a duet?
Malik/Yami: Um.
Shizuko: Good. Let's see.how about something in English? Ano.Eyes on Me
from FF8?
Yami: Dream on!! Yuck!
Shizuko: I'm kidding! Um.you guys both know Close to You, right?
Yami: Duh. We've been singing it more than a few times in the past
rehearsal.
Shizuko: Well?
Malik: Nope.
Shizuko: You gotta sing SOMETHING!!
Pikazoom: Eyes on Me is sung by a lady anyway.
Shizuko: True.
Seto: How about the Real Folk Blues?
http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/cbebop/cbtrfb.htm
Yami and Malik: NO!!!
Pikazoom: We'll consider.
Yami and Malik: no....
Pikazoom: At least it's sung by a guy!
Seto: Through the Night is good too.
http://www.animelyrics.com/anime/ostar/osttn.htm
Yami: Maybe...
Malik: Hmm...
Yami: ...
Malik: ...
Yami: ...
Malik: ...
Pikazoom: Well?
Shizuko: I've decided that I still like Malik but I don't like Yami Malik.
Malik: O.K.why the sudden comment?
Shizuko: I got my hands on some more manga.
Everyone: Oh.
Shizuko: Yami Malik is too mean. I like the cape and all-
Yami Malik: Yeah. At least I have some fashion sense! *coughBakuracough*
Shizuko: But he's too mean.
Yami Malik: *pout*
Malik: Don't I have fashion sense??
Yami: Of course not. You don't wear enough belt buckles.
Malik: At least I'll float if I fall in a lake!!
Yami: You WOULD do something klutzy like that.
Malik: Why you.I hear your Hikari runs into walls in his own house!
Yami: Not!
Shizuko: Uh.guys, that's me. I do that.
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Pikazoom: Talking about fashion, what are you guys gonna wear on stage?
Malik: I wasn't planning to change anything.
Yami: Ditto.
Seto: Me neither.
Shizuko: But.performing means you get to dress up!!
Seto: You make that sound like it's fun.
Shizuko: It is!!
Yami: I'm fine with what I wear every day.
Malik/Seto: Me too.
Pikazoom: Don't worry, Yami Malik. I still like ya.
Yami Malik: :)
Pikazoom: How about you wear this?
http://homepage1.nifty.com/mol/kc/takuhisa.html
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Seto: Oh...my...WHAT IS UP WITH THAT HAT?!
Yami: WHERE ARE MY BUCKLES IN THAT PICTURE?!
Malik: AND WHERE AM I?!
Pikazoom: AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!
Shizuko: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Seto: Answer us.
Pikazoom: I dunno. Fangirls just go wild with their art. I also found a
picture of Seto with a cat in his lap, Yami blindfolded, and one with Yugi
and Yami with guns.
Shizuko: O_o
Seto: Giving guns to Yamis is probably hazardous to your health.
Yami Malik: Too true. *evil grin*
Pikazoom: I've found a few where Seto has a gun.
Seto: Cool.
Malik: We're off topic...
Pikazoom: Oh yeah...
Shizuko: Well, Yamis can turn just about anything into weapons.
Yami Malik: You have no idea. I'm deadly in a pillow fight, ya know.
Yami Bakura: *appearing suddenly* No way! I always kick your oshiri!
Yami Malik: What are you doing here?
Yami Bakura: Defending my title as pillow fight king, of course.
Yami Malik: Since when did you get that title?
Yami Bakura: Since I beat you last week.
Yami: *ahem* If I recall correctly, I beat both of you.within five minutes,
too.
Yami Bakura/ Yami Malik: .
Seto: That's right. I was ref, too.
Yami Malik: 'cause you were too cowardly to participate!
Seto: Not true. It's just.not.dignified.
Mokuba: He's better at martial arts.
Seto: And dueling.
Yami: I beat you, though!
Seto: A fluke. I have heart of the cards now too. Actually, I think my
cards like me better than yours like you.
Yami: You lie!
Seto: Watch. I bet if I pull a card at random from my deck and you do the
same from yours, mine will beat yours.
Yami: How much?
Seto: Five bucks. I know you're not that rich.
Yami: You're on!
Seto: Heart of the cards. *draws the Blue Eyes*
Yami: C'moooon. *draws a Kurobi* Ack!
Seto: I win!
Yami: That's just 'cause my cards have a sense of humor!
Mokuba: That they use on you!!
Seto: You owe me five bucks.
Yami: *grumbles* Fine *hands over five crumpled bills*
Seto: *gives it to Mokuba plus $20 more* Your allowance.
Mokuba: Yay! *goes of to buy Duel Monsters 7 for GBA*
Yami: *grumbles* Wish I got that much...
Pikazoom: You'll make more if this band is actually successful.
Yami: :)
Malik: And Seto should get less than us because he's already rich.
Pikazoom: But that wouldn't be fair...
Malik: Who cares?
Pikazoom *thinking* He's asking for it...
Yami Bakura: How did we get from pillow fights to money?
Everyone: ...
Shizuko: Actually, we went from drums to money, if you want to go way far
back. But right now, I believe we were trying to persuade Malik and Yami
to sing.
Yami Bakura: This I gotta hear.
Malik: Too bad. I'm not. I do DRUMS, people. Got it?
Shizuko: It's important to be well rounded.
Pikazoom: You're quoting your history teacher, I can tell.
Shizuko: Shh. What are you gonna sing, Malik?
Malik: Nothing.
Yami Bakura: Aw.
Malik: Have you ever heard of the song Silence?
Shizuko: I'm not falling for that. It's the one where you do absolutely
nothing for seven minutes. Although, if I remember correctly, it's written
for piano.
Isis: I still think you were cute when you sang the Barney song, Malik.
Yami Bakura: *snicker*
Malik: Thanks, Neesan. I'll NEVER hear the end of this now.
Yami Bakura: That's right. This is too sweet an opportunity to pass up.
Seto: Barney's voice reminds me of those pink bunnies...
Yami: What?
Seto: You know the *stupid voice* Hey Kaiba, hey Kaiba *normal voice*
bunnies.
Pikazoom: He's got a point there.
Pegasus: GREAT!!! Now all the readers will fear my bunnies!!!
Everyone but Pegasus: O_o
Pikazoom: When'd he get here?!
Seto: *dials phone* GUARDS!!! THAT'S IT! IF YOU CAN'T STOP THIS DERANGED
FREAK FROM GETTING INTO MY HOUSE, I'LL FIRE YOU ALL!!!
Yami: Couldn't they just find new jobs?
Seto: I pay the security more than some small business CEOs get!
Shizuko: Whoa...
Pikazoom: Wish I made that much...
Pegasus: Me too.
Pikazoom: *whacks Pegasus* Don't agree with me...
Yami Bakura: I'll get your eye Pegasus!
Pegasus: AHHHH!!!! *runs away*
Seto: I should hire him...
Shizuko: Pity. I wanted to learn how to draw Cindia. I figured he could
help me.
Yami: O_o You want to take art lessons from HIM???
Shizuko: Sure. He was pretty good.
Yami Bakura: Was. I bet all he draws now is pink bunnies.
Seto: *shudder*
Shizuko: I bet I could get him to draw good things again.
Yami: *rolls eyes* You go ahead and try.
Malik: We are SO off the subject.
Seto: No. Reeeeally?
Isis: Are we going to do something, or am I wasting my time here?
Shizuko: Well, for entertainment's sake, we could pull Anzu in here and
have her and Seto do a two-part harmony love song. GHAAA! *ducks under a
table to escape an absolutely irate Pikazoom and Seto*
Pikazoom: My ears!!! How dare you even suggest that??!!
Seto: I hope she knows that's the table I left my explosives under.
*Boom*
*Wisp of smoke drifts from under the table*
Yami: What do you keep explosives for?
Seto: Someone from Gundam Wing gave me a bunch of extras and I had no place
else to put them.
Pikazoom: *tosses away the detonate button* They come in VERY handy.