Shizuko: Pity. I wanted to learn how to draw Cindia. I figured he could help me.
Yami: O_o You want to take art lessons from HIM???
Shizuko: Sure. He was pretty good. Yami Bakura: Was. I bet all he draws now is pink bunnies.
Seto: *shudder*
Shizuko: I bet I could get him to draw good things again.
Yami: *rolls eyes* You go ahead and try.
Malik: We are SO off the subject.
Seto: No. Reeeeally?
Isis: Are we going to do something, or am I wasting my time here? Shizuko: Well, for entertainment's sake, we could pull Anzu in here and have her and Seto do a two-part harmony love song. GHAAA! *ducks under a table to escape an absolutely irate Pikazoom and Seto*
Pikazoom: My ears!!! How dare you even suggest that??!! Seto: I hope she knows that's the table I left my explosives under. *Boom* *Wisp of smoke drifts from under the table*
Yami: What do you keep explosives for?
Seto: Someone from Gundam Wing gave me a bunch of extras, and I had no place else to put them.
Pikazoom: *tosses away the detonate button* They come in VERY handy. Everyone: .
Pikazoom: You think we seriously injured her?
Seto: I dunno
Shizuko: I'm fine!
Pikazoom: O_o Seto: Wow, she's invincible...
Yami: Let's see...*raises hand to smack her*
Pikazoom: No don't! *whacks Yami*
Yami: *accidentally whacks himself* @_@
Pikazoom: whoops...
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seto: *snickers*
Mokuba: O_o I don't get it. I.I don't think I ever want to be a teenager.
Shizuko: *hug* It's okay, Mokuba. It's not that bad.
Yami: As long as you don't lose your grandpa.
Seto: Or your brother.
Malik: Or set your heart on destroying the game king.
Bakura: Or get an abusive evil side.
Yami Bakura: Hey!
Yuugi: Or decide to face off against mind readers.
Yami Malik: Or war with your other side over people's lives.
Yami Bakura: Or get another side that's a wimp or has a weird accent. Bakura: Wimp?? *whack* And don't make fun of my accent.
Yami Bakura: @_@
Shizuko: You do sound funny when you say, "Great Scott!!"
Bakura: *scowl*
Shizuko: And beware of taking chemistry honors unless you're some sort of incredible rocket scientist.
Pikazoom: *glances at Seto* And beware of pink bunnies bearing queer greetings.
Seto: *shudder*
Mokuba: AAHHHHHHH!!! I WANNA STAY TEN FOREVER!!!!
Yami: *blinkblink* Little kids are so weird.
Seto: *punches Yami* Don't insult my brother!
Pikazoom: *gives Yami an ice pack*
Yami: @_#
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: *glares* Shizuko: Uh oh...
Pikazoom: Here we go...
Seto: 5...
Malik: *glares*
Bakura: 4...
Yami: *gets into fighting stance*
Yami Bakura: 3...
Malik: *gets into fighting stance as well*
Mokuba: 2...
Malik and Yami: *death glare*
Shizuko and Pikazoom: 1...
Malik and Yami: *cat fight* *a little while later*
Yami and Malik: #_#
Seto: Is that a footprint on Yami's hair?!
Shizuko: Malik's earrings are missing...
Pikazoom: Wonder when they'll come to...
Mokuba: Who knows...
Shizuko: Is it just me, or did they have some Jackie Chan moves in there too?
Seto: Whatever it was, my carpets will never be the same. I'll have to import some more.
Shizuko: This band thing is getting nowhere.
Bakura: But it's fun, isn't it?
Seto: Speak for yourself.
Mokuba: At least we haven't had any fatalities yet.
Pikazoom: True.
Seto: Yet. There will be if they keep wrecking my stuff.
Shizuko: Be glad they haven't found all your meticulously sorted files of important papers.
Seto: *pales* *bad visions of chaos*
Malik: *groan* Look at all the little Ra birdies.
Shizuko: He says they're little. That's a bad thing.
Isis: I should get Yami to teach me how to fight like that.
Malik: Itai.
Yami: *twitch* This isn't heaven, is it? Then, it must---
Bakura: He's awake too.
Seto: Are they both okay?
Malik: *blinks at Isis* Mommy?
Shizuko: I don't think they are.
Yami: *staring at the ceiling* Lalala.la.la.
Pikazoom: Not good.
Yami Malik: Yesss!! I shall reign now!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shizuko: You shall die now if you annoy me.
Yami Malik: Really?
Shizuko: Authoress powers, remember? Even if I do share them with Pikazoom.
Yami Malik: Oh yeah. Um.I go over here and be quiet now.
Shizuko: Thank you.
Pikazoom: Don't worry I still like ya!
Yami Malik: Really?
Pikazoom: Yup :)
Yami: lalala...
Malik: @_@
Seto: -_-
Shizuko: Oh dear...
Pikazoom: Maybe we should help them up...
Mokuba: Yeah...
Yami Malik: *lifts up Malik*
Seto: *lifts up Yami*
Yami Malik and Seto: *dumps them on the huge couch*
Shizuko: How are we going to get them back to normal?
Pikazoom: *shrugs* Shizuko: Let's make substitutes for them like Pegasus did for Seto!
Everyone: O_o Shizuko: What?
Seto: That impersonator was an insult. He completely lacked my charm and skill with words.
Shizuko: I thought he was you for a while. Pikazoom: That's kind of sad. They SO didn't look alike.
Seto: Thank you. Pikazoom: :)
Malik: *opens eyes* I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, every.
Shizuko: AHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: *throws a cushion at Malik*
Malik: .
Shizuko: *sigh of relief*
Isis: Actually, I think I like him better that way. He doesn't talk back now.
Shizuko: But he's lost his bright and energetic spirit!! *sniff*
Bakura: Bright and energetic?
Shizuko: So maybe it was kind of manipulative and ruthless, not to mention slightly sassy, but it was cool!
Bakura: Ah.
Yami Bakura: What about me??
Shizuko: Ehh.yeah, you're cool too.
Yami Bakura: *smirk*
Yami: La.lala.laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Pikazoom: *wince* Maybe he should get voice lessons too.
Yami Malik: He can't even stand up right now.
Shizuko: True.
Pikazoom: It's horrible...
Seto: @_@ Make it stop...
Mokuba: Where are earmuffs when you need em?
Yami Bakura: I can solve this! *grabs pillow and whacks Yami*
Yami: mmmffff!!!! Hey!!!
Pikazoom: My hero!
Seto: You need voice lessons if you wanna be a backup Yami.
Yami: Noo!!!
Pikazoom: But Mr. A's outta town...
Yami: phew.
Shizuko: That's okay! We have the substitute, Mr. M.!
Yami: NOOOOOO!!! *at the school*
Yami: You'll never take me alive!!!
Seto: Goodbye *shoves him into the chorus room*
Malik: Hopefully, he won't come back out...
Shizuko: It's rather likely. Mr. M. is a scary substitute.
Malik: *grin*
*back at the mansion*
Shizuko: *shakes head* Poor Yami. He doesn't have an author on this fic who likes him best. I mean, I like Malik, and Pikazoom like Seto, but Yami's all alone.
Yami fangirls: NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!
Shizuko: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! You're just supposed to read and review!
Seto: My carpets.
Pikazoom: Ahh! Seto's carpets! Out!
Shizuko: *uses authoress powers to make the fangirls disappear* That's better.
Malik: *sitting happily in a corner playing cat's cradle with Mokuba* Shizuko: *sigh* He is completely OOC now. *bites lip* It's so KAWAII!!! Malik: *jump* *stares at Shizuko*
Shizuko: Sorry.
Pikazoom: O.K. As long as nothing like this happens to Seto.
Seto: Thank you. I prefer to keep my dignity, thank you very much.
Shizuko: *insane laughter* I know! TOON KAIBA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Pikazoom/Seto: WHAT?? *deathglare* Shizuko: Eep! *dives under the table again*
Pikazoom: *pulls out a detonate button*
*Boom*
Shizuko: @_@
Malik: NOOO!!! I can't lose one of my fans!
Yami: Remember, she's invincible.
Malik: Oh yeah.
Pikazoom: I dunno...I'm sure she has her limits.
Yami: Yeah. Like in height...
Shizuko: WHAT?! I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!!!!!
Yami: eep...
Seto: Whoa...she's loud.
Pikazoom: *shrugs*
Shizuko: *chases Yami with a scythe* COME BACK HERE!!!!
Yami: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Mokuba: *hands out the popcorn*
Everyone except Shizuko and Yami: *sits down for the show*
Yami: I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Shizuko: *stops* Really?
Yami: Yes!
Shizuko: Hmm. *puts away the scythe*
Yami: *sigh of relief*
Shizuko: *pulls out an AK-47*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Shizuko: And you're supposed to be in your voice lessons! Skipping out!!!
Yami: *ducks behind a chair* We finished early!
Shizuko: Oh well. *points AK-47 at the chair*
Seto: *jumps up* Whoa, whoa, not my favorite chair!!
Shizuko: Oh, fine. *tosses away the AK-47*
Malik: That's it? Aren't you going to blast him to next week?
Shizuko: Malik! You're okay!!
Malik: Well, yeah.
Shizuko: Thank goodness!
Yami: *trying to catch his breath* Is it safe to come out yet?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: Please?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: *sulk*
Shizuko: Ohhh, fine. But only because your Hikari is so cute! Yuugi: :) Yami: And me?
Shizuko: You have issues.
Malik: *ahem*
Shizuko: Um.well, only certain people can have issues and be cool. Malik: Yeah.
Shizuko: But I do like all the belt buckles you use, Yami.
Malik: *snort, choke, giggle*
Yami: *glare*
Isis: *sigh* Boys.and they think GIRLS are touchy about their appearances!
Pikazoom: I don't think Seto is touchy about his appearance. After all, he wore purple when he met you, Isis.
Seto: What's wrong with purple?
Malik: Some might see it as...girlish *snickers*
Seto: Why you... *smackfest!*
*a little while later*
Malik and Seto: @_#
Pikazoom: There's nothing wrong with purple. It just didn't look that great on you.
Shizuko: Let's help 'em.
Pikazoom: Okay. Shizuko and Pikazoom: *dumps them on the couch*
Mokuba: I wanna hear you sing, Yami!
Yami: Err...
Yami Malik: Yes, I want to as well...
Yami: *thinking* Uh oh...shouldn't have ditched.
Isis: My Sennen Tauk tells me you'll be in trouble very soon
Yami: *thinking* Uh oh...
Shizuko: *pulls out sketchbook* I always wanted to be a fashion designer.let's see.I think THIS would look good on.say.Bakura!
Bakura: Huh?
Shizuko: *holds up pic*
Bakura: O_o
Shizuko: Isn't it nice?
Bakura: Where's my sweater??
Shizuko: Sweaters don't look intimidating. I think the chains and spikes are very becoming of you. And what do you think of the tattoos?
Bakura: Um.
Yami: *snatches the paper* Where's the belt buckles?? Shizuko: Nah, he doesn't need them. And we should spike his hair a little more.
Yami: I agree.
Yami Bakura: My hair sticks up more than my Hikari's.
Shizuko: You still need more gel.
Yami: *ahem* Definitely.
Isis: YOU still have to sing.
Yami: *to himself* Distractions didn't work, so it's time to try plan B.
Yami: WHAT'S THAT?! *points*
Everyone but Yami: What? Where?
Yami: *ducks under table*
Pikazoom: *accidentally presses detonator*
*BOOM!!!!*
Yami: @_@
Seto: The pointing must have been a diversion...
Pikazoom: Then he ducked...
Shizuko: Then you accidentally killed Yami!
Pikazoom: Whoops... Yami: @_@ Mokuba: We should stop storing explosives...
Yami: @_@
Yami Bakura: Pharaoh got what was comin' to him!
Isis: Considering he ditched singing lessons...whoops
Pikazoom and Shizuko: WHAT?!
Malik: *pulls out a ton of gauze* Can we mummify him?
Shizuko: Uh.
Malik: Let's see, did they start with removing the organs or pulling the brain out through the nose with a red-hot metal hook?
Yami Bakura: Seto, can we borrow some empty jam jars?
Seto: Why?
Yami Bakura: Canopic jars, of course. They're what you put the organs in.
Malik: Aw.we gotta leave the heart in his body, according to tradition. Yami Bakura: *making a hook out of a coat hanger* The brain goes, though.
Malik: Think he has one?
Pikazoom: Just because he beat both of you at dueling.
Malik: Then we stuff the body with sawdust so he doesn't cave in when he gets to the afterlife.
Yami Bakura: How about sand?
Malik: Um.
Yami: @_@ *groan*
Isis: *sweatdrop* Guys, the announcement of death came first of all.and he's not dead yet.
Yami Bakura: Uh.
Malik: Ano.behold! The pharaoh has left this world! K, that works. Yami: Nng. *sits up*
Malik/Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: *cry* I wanted to bury him with lots of gold so I could rob his tomb!!
Malik: I just wanted to see what he looked like after having been soaked in natron for a really long time.
Pikazoom and Shizuko: *sweatdrop*
Yami: My head...
Isis: He should be able to sing for us when he gets better.
Yami: *thinks* Maybe I should've played dead.
Pikazoom: Did you break anything?
Yami: I don't think so...
Seto: Where'd Malik and Yami Bakura go to? Shizuko: I think they went to find a corpse...
Everyone: O_o
Seto: I'm sorry I asked...
Pikazoom: They're strange...
Yami: @_@ uh...*playing dead*
Shizuko: He passed out again...
Seto: *drops Yami on the couch*
Yami: *cringes*
Pikazoom: Nah, he just looks like he's passed out...
Yami Bakura/Malik: *appearing suddenly with a bucket of water* Heads up! *dump the water on Yami*
Yami: GHAAAA! *sits up suddenly*
Seto: My leather couch.
Shizuko: That worked.
Malik: What do you mean it worked??
Pikazoom: He woke up.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, but that's not what we wanted!
Malik: He was supposed to drown so we could embalm him!
Pikazoom: *sweatdrop* You guys are still going on about that?
Malik: Of course! Hey, Bakura, d'ya think the dagger in my Sennen rod would work?
Bakura: Um.
Yami Bakura: Yeah! Try it!
Yami: *shakes like a dog, spraying water all over*
Everyone except Yami: Ah! Stoppit! Yami Malik: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeellllltiiiiiiiing!! *falls on the floor*
Everyone: O_o
Malik: *clap.clap* Very nice, Makkuro.
Yami Malik: Huh?
Malik: Jet-black. If I'm gray, that is.
Yami Malik: Very funny.
Malik: I know.
Bakura: Why can't I just have verbal arguments with my Yami??
Yami Bakura: Because verbal arguments aren't as fun to win, silly. Bakura: But I never win!
Yami Bakura: That's the point.
Seto: *twitch* They're all.talking to themselves again. *shiver* Pikazoom: *whispers to Seto*: they're like schizos...
Seto: :) Exactly.
Shizuko: Will you people stop talking to your Yamis?
Malik: What's wrong with talking to them?
Shizuko: I guess it's alright as long as you don't keep saying, "mou hitori no boku" "mou hitori no boku" (That's roughly translated as...um...I forgot...help Shizuko! Shizuko: It's "the other one of me" or "another one of me" or "the other one of me" or "another one of me" pretty much. Same basic idea. Pikazoom: Oh yeah.)
Yami Bakura: *evil grin*
Pikazoom: I think you gave him an idea...
Seto: Now he won't stop saying it...
Yami Bakura: Mou hitori no boku. Mou hitori no boku...
Shizuko: ARGH! .
Yami Malik: *joins in*
Pikazoom: Who wants earplugs?
Seto: *raises hand*
Shizuko: *raises hand*
Everyone else except for Yami Malik and Yami Bakura: *raises hand*
Yami Bakura: Mou hitori no boku Yami Malik: Mou hitori no ore! [same thing]
Both: *snicker* Mou hitori no boku!! *etc. for an hour*
Shizuko: *fed up* *walks over to the two* *points to Yami Malik* Baka. *points to Yami Bakura* Mou hitori no baka!
Both: HEY!
Shizuko: *snicker* Seto and Yami: *taking advantage of the brief pause* *quickly gag the two annoyances*
Everyone: *sigh of relief*
Isis: Now you can sing, Yami!
Yami: Uh.
Shizuko: *pulling out the karaoke machine* Yeah!
Yami: Oh no.
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: *trying to remove the gag while not watching where they're going* *crash into the karaoke machine*
Yami: *thinking* I could kiss them...if I didn't hate them...plus they're guys
Shizuko: *whispers to Pikazoom* Yami looks so happy he could cry... Pikazoom: *whispers back* I know...maybe he skipped...well we could send him back...Mr. A is back after all...
Seto: *thinking* That karaoke machine is gonna cost Malik and Bakura... (A/N: seems Malik is losing lots of money, ne?)
Pikazoom: Hey Yami!
Yami: ?
Shizuko: We've decided to send you back for lessons again.
Yami: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!
Seto: *thinking* So the karaoke machine and the car comes out to... Pikazoom: But don't worry. We've decided Malik will come with you.
Yami and Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pikazoom: Seto, we need a ride to school.
Seto: sure. *evil grin* *walks out to the garage* How about this? Shizuko: That's a motorcycle with a passenger car...shouldn't we use a car?
Seto: But this is the fastest ride I have that can carry more than one person...
Yami: *thinking* I'm gonna kill him.
Malik: *looks at one of Seto's other motorcycles* Oooooh... *stares*
*a few minutes later*
Malik: *speeding at twice the limit* WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Yami: *about to be sick*
Shizuko: *in Seto's limo* Seto, d'ya think you'll be able to keep up with them?
Seto: Sure, I drive this limo all the time.
Pikazoom: But you're not old enough!!
Seto: So? I'm rich enough that I can bribe off any officer that pulls me over.
Pikazoom: True.true.
Malik: Yami, do ya think I can do a wheelie even with the passenger car attached?
Yami: Ulp.
Malik: Speed bumps ahead! Hang on!
Bakura: Wow.they really got some air on that one.
Shizuko: *gasp* Malik forgot his helmet!
Isis: Are you kidding? He didn't forget it, he just NEVER wears one. Shizuko: Shame on him. Seto: He better not crash it.
Pikazoom: Otherwise, his first salary will be in the negatives...
Shizuko: It just might be if he doesn't watch out for that lightpost!
Malik: *swerves*
Yami: *thinking* I wanna ride in the limo with Seto and Pikazoom and Shizuko and Isis!!!! Ohhh...I don't feel so good...
Pikazoom: You know, I realized something...
Shizuko: What?
Pikazoom: Malik doesn't actually know the way to school...
Everyone in the limo: O_o
Isis: That Foodland does look awfully familiar...
Seto: Crud...
Shizuko: How no one thought of that before?
Seto: Because Malik wouldn't stop making threats if he didn't drive... Malik: Did I lose them yet? *looks back*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Nope, they're still following. Hey, you should be grateful, pharaoh. I'm saving you from singing lessons. Whoa! *takes a sharp turn*
Yami: Hyurk! *clutches his stomach*
Malik: Well?
Yami: I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons.
Malik: Think of this as voice warm ups! *sails over another speed bump*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Malik: Very nice, but a little flat. Try and make the tone lighter and sweeter. And work on the breath control.
Yami: Urgghh.
Malik: *already off the subject* Boy, this thing has great shocks! Yami: Really?
Malik: Yep. This whole thing's a beauty. Maybe I'll lose my place in the band if I steal this baby. Wow, two good things in one action! Yami: @_@ Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.
Malik: Ohh, looky! A whole bunch of speed bumps.and POTHOLES!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!
Yami: Help.
Seto: You know, from here, Yami doesn't look too good.
Shizuko: *looks* He looks a little green.
Seto: Look at all those potholes! Yami's in for it...
Yami: *thinking* What'd I ever do to deserve this? So I used game punishment on six people in one manga volume...So I mind crushed Seto two or three times...I still don't deserve this...
Yugi: *thinking* I dunno...Pikazoom must've set you up for this...her revenge for mind crushing Seto... (Pikazoom's A/N: Okay. That wasn't my idea! It was Shizuko's!)
Yami: I REALLY don't feel so good...
Malik: Wheeeee! This is so fun!!!!
Seto: I have one way to stop them...I dunno if you guys will agree to my plan though...
Pikazoom: What's that skinny thread leading to the motorcycle?
Seto: I planted one explosive in there...just in case. We can set it off from in here...
Shizuko: I dunno...
Seto: It's our best shot. That motorcycle won't run out of fuel until at least another couple hours...
Shizuko: You seem to like explosives.
Seto: My Blue Eyes White Dragons are better.
Shizuko: I should have known.
Seto: Well?
Pikazoom: But if you blow up your own motorcycle.
Seto: I can afford it.
Shizuko: But Malik's hospital bills will definitely take him down to the negatives.
Seto: That happens to be HIS problem.
Shizuko: Oh dear.
Seto: *hits the detonator*
*KABLOOEY!!*
Malik/Yami: *up, up, and away!*
Malik/Yami: *crash land on the moon*
Malik: @_@ Whoo.that was awesome.
Yami: Look at all the stars.
Malik: Duh, we happen to have left planet earth.
Yami: No, I mean the ones circling my head.they look like star chips. Malik: *flops over* I wonder if this place really is made of green cheese.
Malik: *licks the ground* Yuck!!! This doesn't taste like cheese!
Yami: Look! A flag! (Pikazoom's A/N: Don't touch that! Don't you dare!) *pokes at it* *flag falls down* oops...
Malik: Now you've done it! *stumbles over wiping out CERTAIN footprints*
Yami: I'll fix this!!! *puts flag back in the ground upside-down (still not thinking straight)*
~~~On Earth~~~ Shizuko: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA RESCUE THEM?!
Seto: Dun worry about it. *drives in another direction* ~~~um...somewhere...~~~
Shizuko: O_o whoa...
Pikazoom: You have your own rocket ship?!
Seto: No billionaire is without one.
Isis: Is that thing safe?
Seto: Of course it is! I designed it!
Isis: That doesn't sound safe at all...
Seto: I designed the Industrial Illusions satellite! (Pikazoom's A/N: really! He did!)
Isis: I thought you crashed it...
Pikazoom, Seto, and Shizuko: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Isis: ?
Pikazoom: H-h-have you been watching DUBBED Yu-Gi-Oh again?!
Isis: *nods*
Seto: Oh the horror... (Pikazoom's A/N: I should make a comment about this scene. In the Japanese version, Seto did NOT crash the satellite *mumbles about incompetent dubbers*)
Shizuko: No way. I am NOT getting in something Seto designed, especially if it's meant to leave earth's atmosphere.
Pikazoom: But we have to get them back.
Shizuko: Uh-uh.
Bakura: Just think, maybe they've been captured by Martians already. Mokuba: That would be on Mars.
Bakura: Oh yeah.
Pikazoom: It's for Malik.
Shizuko: Oh.fine.
Bakura: Will we all fit?
Shizuko: Don't we have to have some sort of space training?
Seto: I'll take care of all this, don't worry. This is only a fanfic, remember?
Pikazoom: The answer to all scientific difficulties.
Shizuko: Ah, yes.
Seto: Then let's go!
Yami: I feel weird...
Malik: So do I...
Yami: *jumps up* Wow! I can jump really high!
Malik: *jumps* this is cool...
Yami: Hey, you see that spaceship coming toward us?
Malik: Yeah...
~~~In the ship~~~
Shizuko: This actually pretty cool...*floats around*
Isis: The ride is very smooth too...
Pikazoom: I guess Seto can drive or pilot anything...
Isis: He's probably underage to do any of them legally.
Seto: *grins evilly*
Shizuko: How long till we get there?
Seto: In a couple minutes...
Pikazoom: Do we need suits?
Shizuko: Nah, we're authoresses. We're invincible!
Pikazoom: Right.
Bakura: Hey! I can see the US flag from here.
Mokuba: There's something wrong with it.
Isis: So there is.
Seto: *not bothering to look up* Like that it's not the Japanese flag? Isis: No.were the Americans experiencing psychological difficulties when they first came here?
Shizuko: I don't think so. Why?
Isis: Look at the flag.
Pikazoom: *gasp* What happened to it? This is an outrage!
Shizuko: It's upside down!
Isis: Things do tend to go weird when my brother's around.
Yugi: Or my Yami, occasionally.
Shizuko: Sounds about right. Let's land there.
Seto: K.
Yami: O_o You want to take art lessons from HIM???
Shizuko: Sure. He was pretty good. Yami Bakura: Was. I bet all he draws now is pink bunnies.
Seto: *shudder*
Shizuko: I bet I could get him to draw good things again.
Yami: *rolls eyes* You go ahead and try.
Malik: We are SO off the subject.
Seto: No. Reeeeally?
Isis: Are we going to do something, or am I wasting my time here? Shizuko: Well, for entertainment's sake, we could pull Anzu in here and have her and Seto do a two-part harmony love song. GHAAA! *ducks under a table to escape an absolutely irate Pikazoom and Seto*
Pikazoom: My ears!!! How dare you even suggest that??!! Seto: I hope she knows that's the table I left my explosives under. *Boom* *Wisp of smoke drifts from under the table*
Yami: What do you keep explosives for?
Seto: Someone from Gundam Wing gave me a bunch of extras, and I had no place else to put them.
Pikazoom: *tosses away the detonate button* They come in VERY handy. Everyone: .
Pikazoom: You think we seriously injured her?
Seto: I dunno
Shizuko: I'm fine!
Pikazoom: O_o Seto: Wow, she's invincible...
Yami: Let's see...*raises hand to smack her*
Pikazoom: No don't! *whacks Yami*
Yami: *accidentally whacks himself* @_@
Pikazoom: whoops...
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Seto: *snickers*
Mokuba: O_o I don't get it. I.I don't think I ever want to be a teenager.
Shizuko: *hug* It's okay, Mokuba. It's not that bad.
Yami: As long as you don't lose your grandpa.
Seto: Or your brother.
Malik: Or set your heart on destroying the game king.
Bakura: Or get an abusive evil side.
Yami Bakura: Hey!
Yuugi: Or decide to face off against mind readers.
Yami Malik: Or war with your other side over people's lives.
Yami Bakura: Or get another side that's a wimp or has a weird accent. Bakura: Wimp?? *whack* And don't make fun of my accent.
Yami Bakura: @_@
Shizuko: You do sound funny when you say, "Great Scott!!"
Bakura: *scowl*
Shizuko: And beware of taking chemistry honors unless you're some sort of incredible rocket scientist.
Pikazoom: *glances at Seto* And beware of pink bunnies bearing queer greetings.
Seto: *shudder*
Mokuba: AAHHHHHHH!!! I WANNA STAY TEN FOREVER!!!!
Yami: *blinkblink* Little kids are so weird.
Seto: *punches Yami* Don't insult my brother!
Pikazoom: *gives Yami an ice pack*
Yami: @_#
Malik: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: *glares* Shizuko: Uh oh...
Pikazoom: Here we go...
Seto: 5...
Malik: *glares*
Bakura: 4...
Yami: *gets into fighting stance*
Yami Bakura: 3...
Malik: *gets into fighting stance as well*
Mokuba: 2...
Malik and Yami: *death glare*
Shizuko and Pikazoom: 1...
Malik and Yami: *cat fight* *a little while later*
Yami and Malik: #_#
Seto: Is that a footprint on Yami's hair?!
Shizuko: Malik's earrings are missing...
Pikazoom: Wonder when they'll come to...
Mokuba: Who knows...
Shizuko: Is it just me, or did they have some Jackie Chan moves in there too?
Seto: Whatever it was, my carpets will never be the same. I'll have to import some more.
Shizuko: This band thing is getting nowhere.
Bakura: But it's fun, isn't it?
Seto: Speak for yourself.
Mokuba: At least we haven't had any fatalities yet.
Pikazoom: True.
Seto: Yet. There will be if they keep wrecking my stuff.
Shizuko: Be glad they haven't found all your meticulously sorted files of important papers.
Seto: *pales* *bad visions of chaos*
Malik: *groan* Look at all the little Ra birdies.
Shizuko: He says they're little. That's a bad thing.
Isis: I should get Yami to teach me how to fight like that.
Malik: Itai.
Yami: *twitch* This isn't heaven, is it? Then, it must---
Bakura: He's awake too.
Seto: Are they both okay?
Malik: *blinks at Isis* Mommy?
Shizuko: I don't think they are.
Yami: *staring at the ceiling* Lalala.la.la.
Pikazoom: Not good.
Yami Malik: Yesss!! I shall reign now!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Shizuko: You shall die now if you annoy me.
Yami Malik: Really?
Shizuko: Authoress powers, remember? Even if I do share them with Pikazoom.
Yami Malik: Oh yeah. Um.I go over here and be quiet now.
Shizuko: Thank you.
Pikazoom: Don't worry I still like ya!
Yami Malik: Really?
Pikazoom: Yup :)
Yami: lalala...
Malik: @_@
Seto: -_-
Shizuko: Oh dear...
Pikazoom: Maybe we should help them up...
Mokuba: Yeah...
Yami Malik: *lifts up Malik*
Seto: *lifts up Yami*
Yami Malik and Seto: *dumps them on the huge couch*
Shizuko: How are we going to get them back to normal?
Pikazoom: *shrugs* Shizuko: Let's make substitutes for them like Pegasus did for Seto!
Everyone: O_o Shizuko: What?
Seto: That impersonator was an insult. He completely lacked my charm and skill with words.
Shizuko: I thought he was you for a while. Pikazoom: That's kind of sad. They SO didn't look alike.
Seto: Thank you. Pikazoom: :)
Malik: *opens eyes* I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, every.
Shizuko: AHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: *throws a cushion at Malik*
Malik: .
Shizuko: *sigh of relief*
Isis: Actually, I think I like him better that way. He doesn't talk back now.
Shizuko: But he's lost his bright and energetic spirit!! *sniff*
Bakura: Bright and energetic?
Shizuko: So maybe it was kind of manipulative and ruthless, not to mention slightly sassy, but it was cool!
Bakura: Ah.
Yami Bakura: What about me??
Shizuko: Ehh.yeah, you're cool too.
Yami Bakura: *smirk*
Yami: La.lala.laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Pikazoom: *wince* Maybe he should get voice lessons too.
Yami Malik: He can't even stand up right now.
Shizuko: True.
Pikazoom: It's horrible...
Seto: @_@ Make it stop...
Mokuba: Where are earmuffs when you need em?
Yami Bakura: I can solve this! *grabs pillow and whacks Yami*
Yami: mmmffff!!!! Hey!!!
Pikazoom: My hero!
Seto: You need voice lessons if you wanna be a backup Yami.
Yami: Noo!!!
Pikazoom: But Mr. A's outta town...
Yami: phew.
Shizuko: That's okay! We have the substitute, Mr. M.!
Yami: NOOOOOO!!! *at the school*
Yami: You'll never take me alive!!!
Seto: Goodbye *shoves him into the chorus room*
Malik: Hopefully, he won't come back out...
Shizuko: It's rather likely. Mr. M. is a scary substitute.
Malik: *grin*
*back at the mansion*
Shizuko: *shakes head* Poor Yami. He doesn't have an author on this fic who likes him best. I mean, I like Malik, and Pikazoom like Seto, but Yami's all alone.
Yami fangirls: NO HE'S NOT!!!!!!!!!
Shizuko: Hey! You're not supposed to be here! You're just supposed to read and review!
Seto: My carpets.
Pikazoom: Ahh! Seto's carpets! Out!
Shizuko: *uses authoress powers to make the fangirls disappear* That's better.
Malik: *sitting happily in a corner playing cat's cradle with Mokuba* Shizuko: *sigh* He is completely OOC now. *bites lip* It's so KAWAII!!! Malik: *jump* *stares at Shizuko*
Shizuko: Sorry.
Pikazoom: O.K. As long as nothing like this happens to Seto.
Seto: Thank you. I prefer to keep my dignity, thank you very much.
Shizuko: *insane laughter* I know! TOON KAIBA!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Pikazoom/Seto: WHAT?? *deathglare* Shizuko: Eep! *dives under the table again*
Pikazoom: *pulls out a detonate button*
*Boom*
Shizuko: @_@
Malik: NOOO!!! I can't lose one of my fans!
Yami: Remember, she's invincible.
Malik: Oh yeah.
Pikazoom: I dunno...I'm sure she has her limits.
Yami: Yeah. Like in height...
Shizuko: WHAT?! I'M TALLER THAN YOU!!!!!!
Yami: eep...
Seto: Whoa...she's loud.
Pikazoom: *shrugs*
Shizuko: *chases Yami with a scythe* COME BACK HERE!!!!
Yami: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Mokuba: *hands out the popcorn*
Everyone except Shizuko and Yami: *sits down for the show*
Yami: I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
Shizuko: *stops* Really?
Yami: Yes!
Shizuko: Hmm. *puts away the scythe*
Yami: *sigh of relief*
Shizuko: *pulls out an AK-47*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Shizuko: And you're supposed to be in your voice lessons! Skipping out!!!
Yami: *ducks behind a chair* We finished early!
Shizuko: Oh well. *points AK-47 at the chair*
Seto: *jumps up* Whoa, whoa, not my favorite chair!!
Shizuko: Oh, fine. *tosses away the AK-47*
Malik: That's it? Aren't you going to blast him to next week?
Shizuko: Malik! You're okay!!
Malik: Well, yeah.
Shizuko: Thank goodness!
Yami: *trying to catch his breath* Is it safe to come out yet?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: Please?
Shizuko: No.
Yami: *sulk*
Shizuko: Ohhh, fine. But only because your Hikari is so cute! Yuugi: :) Yami: And me?
Shizuko: You have issues.
Malik: *ahem*
Shizuko: Um.well, only certain people can have issues and be cool. Malik: Yeah.
Shizuko: But I do like all the belt buckles you use, Yami.
Malik: *snort, choke, giggle*
Yami: *glare*
Isis: *sigh* Boys.and they think GIRLS are touchy about their appearances!
Pikazoom: I don't think Seto is touchy about his appearance. After all, he wore purple when he met you, Isis.
Seto: What's wrong with purple?
Malik: Some might see it as...girlish *snickers*
Seto: Why you... *smackfest!*
*a little while later*
Malik and Seto: @_#
Pikazoom: There's nothing wrong with purple. It just didn't look that great on you.
Shizuko: Let's help 'em.
Pikazoom: Okay. Shizuko and Pikazoom: *dumps them on the couch*
Mokuba: I wanna hear you sing, Yami!
Yami: Err...
Yami Malik: Yes, I want to as well...
Yami: *thinking* Uh oh...shouldn't have ditched.
Isis: My Sennen Tauk tells me you'll be in trouble very soon
Yami: *thinking* Uh oh...
Shizuko: *pulls out sketchbook* I always wanted to be a fashion designer.let's see.I think THIS would look good on.say.Bakura!
Bakura: Huh?
Shizuko: *holds up pic*
Bakura: O_o
Shizuko: Isn't it nice?
Bakura: Where's my sweater??
Shizuko: Sweaters don't look intimidating. I think the chains and spikes are very becoming of you. And what do you think of the tattoos?
Bakura: Um.
Yami: *snatches the paper* Where's the belt buckles?? Shizuko: Nah, he doesn't need them. And we should spike his hair a little more.
Yami: I agree.
Yami Bakura: My hair sticks up more than my Hikari's.
Shizuko: You still need more gel.
Yami: *ahem* Definitely.
Isis: YOU still have to sing.
Yami: *to himself* Distractions didn't work, so it's time to try plan B.
Yami: WHAT'S THAT?! *points*
Everyone but Yami: What? Where?
Yami: *ducks under table*
Pikazoom: *accidentally presses detonator*
*BOOM!!!!*
Yami: @_@
Seto: The pointing must have been a diversion...
Pikazoom: Then he ducked...
Shizuko: Then you accidentally killed Yami!
Pikazoom: Whoops... Yami: @_@ Mokuba: We should stop storing explosives...
Yami: @_@
Yami Bakura: Pharaoh got what was comin' to him!
Isis: Considering he ditched singing lessons...whoops
Pikazoom and Shizuko: WHAT?!
Malik: *pulls out a ton of gauze* Can we mummify him?
Shizuko: Uh.
Malik: Let's see, did they start with removing the organs or pulling the brain out through the nose with a red-hot metal hook?
Yami Bakura: Seto, can we borrow some empty jam jars?
Seto: Why?
Yami Bakura: Canopic jars, of course. They're what you put the organs in.
Malik: Aw.we gotta leave the heart in his body, according to tradition. Yami Bakura: *making a hook out of a coat hanger* The brain goes, though.
Malik: Think he has one?
Pikazoom: Just because he beat both of you at dueling.
Malik: Then we stuff the body with sawdust so he doesn't cave in when he gets to the afterlife.
Yami Bakura: How about sand?
Malik: Um.
Yami: @_@ *groan*
Isis: *sweatdrop* Guys, the announcement of death came first of all.and he's not dead yet.
Yami Bakura: Uh.
Malik: Ano.behold! The pharaoh has left this world! K, that works. Yami: Nng. *sits up*
Malik/Yami Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: *cry* I wanted to bury him with lots of gold so I could rob his tomb!!
Malik: I just wanted to see what he looked like after having been soaked in natron for a really long time.
Pikazoom and Shizuko: *sweatdrop*
Yami: My head...
Isis: He should be able to sing for us when he gets better.
Yami: *thinks* Maybe I should've played dead.
Pikazoom: Did you break anything?
Yami: I don't think so...
Seto: Where'd Malik and Yami Bakura go to? Shizuko: I think they went to find a corpse...
Everyone: O_o
Seto: I'm sorry I asked...
Pikazoom: They're strange...
Yami: @_@ uh...*playing dead*
Shizuko: He passed out again...
Seto: *drops Yami on the couch*
Yami: *cringes*
Pikazoom: Nah, he just looks like he's passed out...
Yami Bakura/Malik: *appearing suddenly with a bucket of water* Heads up! *dump the water on Yami*
Yami: GHAAAA! *sits up suddenly*
Seto: My leather couch.
Shizuko: That worked.
Malik: What do you mean it worked??
Pikazoom: He woke up.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, but that's not what we wanted!
Malik: He was supposed to drown so we could embalm him!
Pikazoom: *sweatdrop* You guys are still going on about that?
Malik: Of course! Hey, Bakura, d'ya think the dagger in my Sennen rod would work?
Bakura: Um.
Yami Bakura: Yeah! Try it!
Yami: *shakes like a dog, spraying water all over*
Everyone except Yami: Ah! Stoppit! Yami Malik: I'm meeeeeeeeeeeeellllltiiiiiiiing!! *falls on the floor*
Everyone: O_o
Malik: *clap.clap* Very nice, Makkuro.
Yami Malik: Huh?
Malik: Jet-black. If I'm gray, that is.
Yami Malik: Very funny.
Malik: I know.
Bakura: Why can't I just have verbal arguments with my Yami??
Yami Bakura: Because verbal arguments aren't as fun to win, silly. Bakura: But I never win!
Yami Bakura: That's the point.
Seto: *twitch* They're all.talking to themselves again. *shiver* Pikazoom: *whispers to Seto*: they're like schizos...
Seto: :) Exactly.
Shizuko: Will you people stop talking to your Yamis?
Malik: What's wrong with talking to them?
Shizuko: I guess it's alright as long as you don't keep saying, "mou hitori no boku" "mou hitori no boku" (That's roughly translated as...um...I forgot...help Shizuko! Shizuko: It's "the other one of me" or "another one of me" or "the other one of me" or "another one of me" pretty much. Same basic idea. Pikazoom: Oh yeah.)
Yami Bakura: *evil grin*
Pikazoom: I think you gave him an idea...
Seto: Now he won't stop saying it...
Yami Bakura: Mou hitori no boku. Mou hitori no boku...
Shizuko: ARGH! .
Yami Malik: *joins in*
Pikazoom: Who wants earplugs?
Seto: *raises hand*
Shizuko: *raises hand*
Everyone else except for Yami Malik and Yami Bakura: *raises hand*
Yami Bakura: Mou hitori no boku Yami Malik: Mou hitori no ore! [same thing]
Both: *snicker* Mou hitori no boku!! *etc. for an hour*
Shizuko: *fed up* *walks over to the two* *points to Yami Malik* Baka. *points to Yami Bakura* Mou hitori no baka!
Both: HEY!
Shizuko: *snicker* Seto and Yami: *taking advantage of the brief pause* *quickly gag the two annoyances*
Everyone: *sigh of relief*
Isis: Now you can sing, Yami!
Yami: Uh.
Shizuko: *pulling out the karaoke machine* Yeah!
Yami: Oh no.
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: *trying to remove the gag while not watching where they're going* *crash into the karaoke machine*
Yami: *thinking* I could kiss them...if I didn't hate them...plus they're guys
Shizuko: *whispers to Pikazoom* Yami looks so happy he could cry... Pikazoom: *whispers back* I know...maybe he skipped...well we could send him back...Mr. A is back after all...
Seto: *thinking* That karaoke machine is gonna cost Malik and Bakura... (A/N: seems Malik is losing lots of money, ne?)
Pikazoom: Hey Yami!
Yami: ?
Shizuko: We've decided to send you back for lessons again.
Yami: Nooooooooo!!!!!!!
Seto: *thinking* So the karaoke machine and the car comes out to... Pikazoom: But don't worry. We've decided Malik will come with you.
Yami and Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pikazoom: Seto, we need a ride to school.
Seto: sure. *evil grin* *walks out to the garage* How about this? Shizuko: That's a motorcycle with a passenger car...shouldn't we use a car?
Seto: But this is the fastest ride I have that can carry more than one person...
Yami: *thinking* I'm gonna kill him.
Malik: *looks at one of Seto's other motorcycles* Oooooh... *stares*
*a few minutes later*
Malik: *speeding at twice the limit* WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Yami: *about to be sick*
Shizuko: *in Seto's limo* Seto, d'ya think you'll be able to keep up with them?
Seto: Sure, I drive this limo all the time.
Pikazoom: But you're not old enough!!
Seto: So? I'm rich enough that I can bribe off any officer that pulls me over.
Pikazoom: True.true.
Malik: Yami, do ya think I can do a wheelie even with the passenger car attached?
Yami: Ulp.
Malik: Speed bumps ahead! Hang on!
Bakura: Wow.they really got some air on that one.
Shizuko: *gasp* Malik forgot his helmet!
Isis: Are you kidding? He didn't forget it, he just NEVER wears one. Shizuko: Shame on him. Seto: He better not crash it.
Pikazoom: Otherwise, his first salary will be in the negatives...
Shizuko: It just might be if he doesn't watch out for that lightpost!
Malik: *swerves*
Yami: *thinking* I wanna ride in the limo with Seto and Pikazoom and Shizuko and Isis!!!! Ohhh...I don't feel so good...
Pikazoom: You know, I realized something...
Shizuko: What?
Pikazoom: Malik doesn't actually know the way to school...
Everyone in the limo: O_o
Isis: That Foodland does look awfully familiar...
Seto: Crud...
Shizuko: How no one thought of that before?
Seto: Because Malik wouldn't stop making threats if he didn't drive... Malik: Did I lose them yet? *looks back*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik: Nope, they're still following. Hey, you should be grateful, pharaoh. I'm saving you from singing lessons. Whoa! *takes a sharp turn*
Yami: Hyurk! *clutches his stomach*
Malik: Well?
Yami: I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons. I wish I were at singing lessons.
Malik: Think of this as voice warm ups! *sails over another speed bump*
Yami: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Malik: Very nice, but a little flat. Try and make the tone lighter and sweeter. And work on the breath control.
Yami: Urgghh.
Malik: *already off the subject* Boy, this thing has great shocks! Yami: Really?
Malik: Yep. This whole thing's a beauty. Maybe I'll lose my place in the band if I steal this baby. Wow, two good things in one action! Yami: @_@ Stop the world please, I'd like to get off.
Malik: Ohh, looky! A whole bunch of speed bumps.and POTHOLES!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!
Yami: Help.
Seto: You know, from here, Yami doesn't look too good.
Shizuko: *looks* He looks a little green.
Seto: Look at all those potholes! Yami's in for it...
Yami: *thinking* What'd I ever do to deserve this? So I used game punishment on six people in one manga volume...So I mind crushed Seto two or three times...I still don't deserve this...
Yugi: *thinking* I dunno...Pikazoom must've set you up for this...her revenge for mind crushing Seto... (Pikazoom's A/N: Okay. That wasn't my idea! It was Shizuko's!)
Yami: I REALLY don't feel so good...
Malik: Wheeeee! This is so fun!!!!
Seto: I have one way to stop them...I dunno if you guys will agree to my plan though...
Pikazoom: What's that skinny thread leading to the motorcycle?
Seto: I planted one explosive in there...just in case. We can set it off from in here...
Shizuko: I dunno...
Seto: It's our best shot. That motorcycle won't run out of fuel until at least another couple hours...
Shizuko: You seem to like explosives.
Seto: My Blue Eyes White Dragons are better.
Shizuko: I should have known.
Seto: Well?
Pikazoom: But if you blow up your own motorcycle.
Seto: I can afford it.
Shizuko: But Malik's hospital bills will definitely take him down to the negatives.
Seto: That happens to be HIS problem.
Shizuko: Oh dear.
Seto: *hits the detonator*
*KABLOOEY!!*
Malik/Yami: *up, up, and away!*
Malik/Yami: *crash land on the moon*
Malik: @_@ Whoo.that was awesome.
Yami: Look at all the stars.
Malik: Duh, we happen to have left planet earth.
Yami: No, I mean the ones circling my head.they look like star chips. Malik: *flops over* I wonder if this place really is made of green cheese.
Malik: *licks the ground* Yuck!!! This doesn't taste like cheese!
Yami: Look! A flag! (Pikazoom's A/N: Don't touch that! Don't you dare!) *pokes at it* *flag falls down* oops...
Malik: Now you've done it! *stumbles over wiping out CERTAIN footprints*
Yami: I'll fix this!!! *puts flag back in the ground upside-down (still not thinking straight)*
~~~On Earth~~~ Shizuko: NOW HOW ARE WE GONNA RESCUE THEM?!
Seto: Dun worry about it. *drives in another direction* ~~~um...somewhere...~~~
Shizuko: O_o whoa...
Pikazoom: You have your own rocket ship?!
Seto: No billionaire is without one.
Isis: Is that thing safe?
Seto: Of course it is! I designed it!
Isis: That doesn't sound safe at all...
Seto: I designed the Industrial Illusions satellite! (Pikazoom's A/N: really! He did!)
Isis: I thought you crashed it...
Pikazoom, Seto, and Shizuko: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Isis: ?
Pikazoom: H-h-have you been watching DUBBED Yu-Gi-Oh again?!
Isis: *nods*
Seto: Oh the horror... (Pikazoom's A/N: I should make a comment about this scene. In the Japanese version, Seto did NOT crash the satellite *mumbles about incompetent dubbers*)
Shizuko: No way. I am NOT getting in something Seto designed, especially if it's meant to leave earth's atmosphere.
Pikazoom: But we have to get them back.
Shizuko: Uh-uh.
Bakura: Just think, maybe they've been captured by Martians already. Mokuba: That would be on Mars.
Bakura: Oh yeah.
Pikazoom: It's for Malik.
Shizuko: Oh.fine.
Bakura: Will we all fit?
Shizuko: Don't we have to have some sort of space training?
Seto: I'll take care of all this, don't worry. This is only a fanfic, remember?
Pikazoom: The answer to all scientific difficulties.
Shizuko: Ah, yes.
Seto: Then let's go!
Yami: I feel weird...
Malik: So do I...
Yami: *jumps up* Wow! I can jump really high!
Malik: *jumps* this is cool...
Yami: Hey, you see that spaceship coming toward us?
Malik: Yeah...
~~~In the ship~~~
Shizuko: This actually pretty cool...*floats around*
Isis: The ride is very smooth too...
Pikazoom: I guess Seto can drive or pilot anything...
Isis: He's probably underage to do any of them legally.
Seto: *grins evilly*
Shizuko: How long till we get there?
Seto: In a couple minutes...
Pikazoom: Do we need suits?
Shizuko: Nah, we're authoresses. We're invincible!
Pikazoom: Right.
Bakura: Hey! I can see the US flag from here.
Mokuba: There's something wrong with it.
Isis: So there is.
Seto: *not bothering to look up* Like that it's not the Japanese flag? Isis: No.were the Americans experiencing psychological difficulties when they first came here?
Shizuko: I don't think so. Why?
Isis: Look at the flag.
Pikazoom: *gasp* What happened to it? This is an outrage!
Shizuko: It's upside down!
Isis: Things do tend to go weird when my brother's around.
Yugi: Or my Yami, occasionally.
Shizuko: Sounds about right. Let's land there.
Seto: K.
