Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-gi-oh...*shifty eyes* yet.

~~~Elsewhere~~~
Malik: *takes off his jacket* It's getting hot.
Random Fangirl: LOOK!!!!
MALIK!!!! Malik: Uh oh...
Yami Bakura: YOU BAKA!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!
Yami Bakura and Malik: *run*
~~~Elsewhere~~~
Seto: Now tell me why Yami and I are tagging along?
Pikazoom: So we can protect you from fangirls ^_^
Yami: Such a comforting thought -_-
Shizuko: Of course. Haven't you heard of Charlie's Angels? (AN: Not that either. I'm starting to feel so deprived.) *attempts a few martial arts moves* *trips* *falls*
Seto: Oh, I feel so much safer now.
Shizuko: I thought you would.
Yami: We should be trying to stop them from developing these pictures, actually.
Seto: Hey, you're right.
~~~Umm.who know where~~~
Malik and Yami Bakura: *hiding in an alley*
Malik: *gasp, gasp* Did we lose them?
Yami Bakura: I think so.
Malik: Hey, I can see the laundromat from here! We went the right way!
Yami Bakura: Great. Let's get this over with.
Malik: Uh oh.
Yami Bakura: What?
Malik: Umm.see.I changed into the jacket at the game shop.
Yami Bakura: Right.
Malik: And I left my shirt there. We have nothing to wash.
Yami Bakura: WHAT?!! *strangles Malik*
Malik: Can't...breathe...
Yami Bakura: GOOD!!!
~~~elsewhere~~~
Shizuko: We can hear you, you know.
Yami: whoops...
Pikazoom: Did you know, a lot of people in my grade DON'T watch Yu-gi-oh?
Seto: WHAT?!
Yami: That's not funny Pikazoom!
Pikazoom: I'm not joking! Some people don't know what the BEWD (Blue Eyes White Dragon) in my AIM screen name means!
Yami and Seto: AN INJUSTICE!!!
Shizuko: That's actually pretty scary...not watching Yu-Gi-Oh.
Pikazoom: Some don't even know what the Seto part is for...
Seto: *nearly faints*
Yami: *pats his back* It's okay...
Shizuko: Well, at least you're not as obscure as some animes.
Seto: True.
~~~Elsewhere~~~
Malik: *manages to get Yami Bakura's hands from his throat* *punches him down the alley*
Yami Bakura: *gets up, dodges Malik's fist, knocks him down* Etc. Etc. *ten minutes later* Whoo.truce?
Malik: Sure. I haven't had a good fight in ages.
Yami Bakura: Me neither. The pharaoh fights dirty, y'know. He always turns them into games.
Malik: That's stinks. For one, he's the king of games, and two, he is the main character.
Yami Bakura: Tell me about it.
Malik: *rubs his head* Hey, that one move back there was pretty good. Wanna teach me?
Yami Bakura: You mean the thingy where I slammed you into the ground after you tried to get a headlock on me?
Malik: Yeah! That one!
Yami Bakura: And you have to teach me the thingy where you blocked that one punch and suddenly had me against the wall.
Malik: Sure! Ano.I'm thirsty now. Wanna go get ice cream or something?
Yami Bakura: Yeah.
Malik: Friends are good to have, no?
Yami Bakura: I guess so. And least friends that will fight with you.
Malik: Yeah! That's the best.
Two random passerbys: *look at the boys strangely*
Yami Bakura: WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?!!!!!
Passerbys: N-n-nothing! *run away*
Malik: That was great! Where do we get ice cream???
Yami Bakura: I dunno...let's find the others and ask.
Malik: But Pikazoom is against turning this into a hyper fic...
Yami Bakura: Oh yeah...well, we'll find it ourselves!
Malik: YEAH!!!
~~~Elsewhere~~~
Pikazoom: Look at those two people run. Seto: Wonder what that was about...
Shizuko: Look, there's Malik and Yami Bakura.
Yami: Yami Bakura probably scared those two off with his face!
Yami Bakura: I HEARD THAT!!!
Yami: Well, at least he's not deaf...
Shizuko: Hey! Guys! I just got an idea!
Yami: What?
Shizuko: Well, you guys can try your songs here!
Malik: We're in the middle of town.
Shizuko: I know. But stand here and sing! We can see what people do! Seto: ...
Shizuko: *casually pulls out the buster rifles*
Seto/Malik/Yami: *line up neatly*
Malik: But what do we sing?
Pikazoom: Well, what do you guys know?
Seto: Disappeared, outta here, It was time to pay my dues. Never guessed that you'd be dressed In my clothes and in my shoes Ya couldn't wait to move right in If I were you, I'd be concern-
Yami: WHAT is THAT song??
Shizuko: *looks at Pikazoom* You've been letting him listen to your CD, the one that goes with the dubbed TV show, again, haven't you?
Pikazoom: He probably has his own copy.
Shizuko: True.
Malik: Hey, I've heard that one too.
Seto/Malik: *together* Give it up, 'cause now I'm back!
Shizuko: *sweatdrop* I think we should maybe start hiding the CD. I've heard those songs too many times.
Seto: *thinking* Muahahahhahahaha...revenge for the sugar-high portion of this fic!!!!
Malik: *thinking* Why am I singing? Oh yeah, authoress powers... -_-
Fangirls: EEEE!!!! *hurry toward the group*
Shizuko: Yipes!!!! *runs*
Pikazoom: Every authoress and band member for themselves!!!! *runs away*
Everyone else: *follows*
Seto: *thinking* THERE GOES MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!! .
Malik: *thinking* I HATE AUTHORESS POWERS!!!!!
Yami: *thinking* I WONDER WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF I MIND CRUSH THEM *sadistic grin*
Shizuko: *suddenly remembers the fangirl shield* Wait! I can save us! *begins weaving the spell*
Kage NoTenshi: (who has asked to be inserted at random places) *throws out a de-spell* SETOOOOOOOOO!!! MALIIIIIIIIK!!! YAAAAAAAAMIIIIII!!!!!!
Seto: O.o
Malik/Yami Malik: O.o
Yami/Yuugi: O.o
Bakura/Yami Bakura: O.o
Shizuko: O.o
Pikazoom: O.o
Shizuko: Well there goes my shield. Run!
Yami Bakura: Wait! I have a de-spell for her de-spell.somewhere in here.
Yami: Too late!
Everyone: *races off*
Malik: I HATE AUTHORESS POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto and Yami: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikazoom: If we try to send them away, Kage NoTenshi will come and de-spell us -_-
Shizuko: Darn!!!!
Pikazoom: Why'd you have to insert her there?!
Shizuko: I DUNNO!!!!!
Pikazoom: ...I know!!! *grabs a card* HOLY BARRIER MIRROR FORCE!!! *makes excessive hand movements*
Mirror Force: *reflects all chasing fangirls*
Pikazoom: Yay! ^_^
Seto, Yami, Yami B. and Malik: Wow...
Shizuko: They're coming back!!! *ten minutes later*
Shizuko: Oh, this is great. They'll NEVER think of looking for us in Kaiba's basement. Who's idea was this?
Seto: *scowl* Mine.
Pikazoom: Well, I don't hear anyone coming.
Shizuko: Really?
Malik: What a relief.
Shizuko: *listens* You're right. How weird.
Pikazoom: And we're pretty much right back where we started, aren't we?
Yami: Unfortunately, yes.
Mokuba: *sitting on a box and eating a cookie* So what are we gonna do now?
Seto: *looks suspicious* Is that a cookie?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Seto: And cookies have sugar.
Mokuba: Yeah!
Pikazoom: *groan* Yes, right back where we started. *goes off to find an emergency glass of water*
Seto: Forget a cup of water!!! *pulls out a huge water gun* DROP THE COOKIE!!!!
Mokuba: O_o *drops the cookie*
Pikazoom: *crushes it*
Everyone else but Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cries*
Seto: *sighs* Great...now they're crybabies!!!
Pikazoom: -_- Btw, Seto, nice use of the anime laws.
Seto: Thanks (A/N: Anime law: pulling out stuff from some unknown place)
Malik: *sniffle* Hey...where's Yami Bakura?
~~~Elsewhere~~~
Yami Bakura: ARGH!!! Those fangirls are all following me!!! Hmm... *hides in the Sennen Ring*
Ryou: Hmm? Hmm?
Fangirls: *glomp Ryou*
Ryou: @_@ Itai.