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~~~In the Basement~~~
Malik: Hey, has anyone seen Bakura?
Shizuko: No!! His Yami is my other favorite bishounen! We can't have lost him! Where did he go?
Seto: No way I'm going out there. There's still fangirls all over.
Shizuko: Not for Bakura?
Seto: No. Especially not for the tomb robber. I'm staying here. *pulls out a laptop from nowhere and starts typing*
Shizuko: *sulk*
Malik: Out of curiosity, Seto, what do you do on that computer all the time?
Seto: Lots of stuff.
Malik: Like what?
Seto: Run my company, check my email, and I downloaded Pokemon Crystal last week so I'm almost done with that.
Shizuko: You play Pokemon?
Seto: It's Mokuba's fault. Once I found out the power you can get with the right high-level Pokemon.
Shizuko: Figures. It's all about power.
Seto: You got it.
Yami: You never learn, do you?
Seto: Hey, my heart of the cards like me better than your heart of the cards likes you. I wouldn't talk.
Yami: *sulks and glares*
Pikazoom: You should try to act your age minus about 5000 years.
Yami: NOW WE'RE IMPLYING THAT I'M OLD?!?!?!?!?!?!
Pikazoom: O_o *mutters* Somebody's cranky...
Shizuko: *mutters* Yup...
Yami: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Pikazoom: Nothing...
Yami: *starts ranting*
Seto: I've got earplugs! *hands them around*
Everyone: *can still hear Yami* -_-
Malik: That's it!!!! I'm chancing it with the fangirls!!!! *runs out*
Everyone else but
Yami: *follows*
Pikazoom: So technically, all the Yami's are old because they're from ancient Egypt.
Shizuko: I guess so. Maybe they should retire soon.
Yami Malik: WHAT???
Shizuko: Yeah. We'll find a nice elderly home for you all.and visit on weekends. How's that?
Yami Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But they don't let you kill people there!
Pikazoom: Since when were you allowed to kill people anywhere?
Yami Malik: You've got a point, but still!
Shizuko: Still what?
Pikazoom: But actually, Yami Malik wasn't from ancient Egypt since he was just born out of Malik's pain and anger.
Yami Malik: So I'm not that old! I still have years left!
Malik: Makkuro.
Yami Malik: *scowl* Nezumiiro.
Shizuko: Not again.
Malik and Yami Malik: *death glare*
Seto: I bet they're gonna fight...
Malik and Yami Malik: *fight*
Pikazoom: Yup -_-'
Shizuko: Maybe we should stop them...
Malik: MAKKURO!!!!
Yami Malik: NEZUMIIRO!!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Yami: Who do you think will win?
Seto: Yami Malik. He's much more evil and sadistic than Malik.
Yami: True...
Shizuko: GO MALIK!!!!
Pikazoom: O_o
Bakura: Maybe now Malik will really be able to relate to me with how I feel about my Yami.
Yami Bakura: What's that supposed to mean?
Bakura: *smile-so-cute-you-can-never-stay-mad-at-him* Oh, nothing.
Yami Bakura: Hn.
Malik: Truce?
Yami Malik: Truce.
Malik: Yami Bakura fights better than you do.
Yami Malik: Yeah, I noticed you got some new moves. Hey, Yami B., wanna teach me some too?
Yami Bakura: I guess. Hey, Ryou, c'mere so I can demonstrate the neck chop.
Bakura: Heh, no way. Find somebody else.
Yami Bakura: *ahem* Oh, Pharaoooooh.
Yami: *zoning* What?
Yami Bakura: Come here.
Yami: Why?
Yami Bakura: Because I have something for you...
Yami: Okay...
Pikazoom: NO!!! DUN GO!!!!! *clings to Yami's leg*
Yami: O_o *trips*
Everyone else: -_-' oh boy...
Yami: itai....@_@
Pikazoom: Whoops....
Seto: Why'd you save him?
Pikazoom: Cause he's my second favorite bishie.
Seto: But you still like me best, right?
Pikazoom: ^_^ yup
Seto: ^_^
Shizuko: -_-' Yeah, well, Malik is cooler than anyone.except maybe a tie with Yami B.
Pikazoom: Not again.
Shizuko: Wait till you hear me gush over Otogi.
Everyone: *shudder*
Shizuko: What? What?
Yami: Back in the Golden Age of Egypt, I could have had someone who talked as much as you locked away where I'd never have to hear you again.
Shizuko: Yeah, yeah. It's the "back-in-the-good-old-days-when-I-was-your-age-Sonny-Boy" talk. You sound like a grandpa.
Yami: *glare*
Yami Malik: I never thought about it that way.
Yami Bakura: But the pharaoh DOES sound like an old grandpa.
Yami: Silence, tomb robber.
Yami Bakura: Oh, but you're not royalty anymore. *snicker*
Pikazoom: *whispers to Seto* you think we should stop them?
Seto: *whispers back* Well, there's definitely gonna be a fight...
Pikazoom: *whispers back* I'm gonna break up the fight.
Seto: *whispers* with what?
Pikazoom: *whispers plan*
Seto: Interesting diversion...that's gonna get you killed.
Pikazoom: *shrugs* I'm an authoress remember?
Seto: True.
Pikazoom: HEY!!!
Everyone: *looks at Pikazoom*
Pikazoom: I have a few things to say...Yami Malik in the Japanese version sounds slightly like Honda's first dub voice (you know, the stupid sounding one?) with an added bit of him sounding drunk (well...that's what I think he sounds like)!!!
Yami Malik: WHY YOU!!!! *jumps at her*
Pikazoom: *pulls out a mallet* *whacks Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: @_@
Pikazoom: And Yami Bakura's Japanese voice sounds like a deranged, sadistic psycho CHILD!!!
Yami Bakura: HEY!!! *jumps at her*
Pikazoom: *WHACK*
Yami Bakura: @_@ Itai...
Yami: Anything about me?
Pikazoom: Nope
Yami: ^_^
Seto: Nice use of the anime laws.
Pikazoom: ^_^ Thanks.
Shizuko: NOOOO!!! YAMI BAKURA!!!!! ; . ;
Pikazoom, Seto, and Yami: -_-'
Shizuko: *teary sulk* And he does NOT sound like a child. He sounds like Yubaba from Sen To Chihiro No Kamikakushi (Japanese "Spirited Away," which belongs to Hayao Miyazaki), and I LIKE that.
Everyone: *bigger sweatdrop*
Yami Bakura: *staggering up* Really? You do? But everyone ridicules that voice!
Shizuko: No, I really do like it.
Pikazoom: Freeze! No sappy moments between authoresses and favorite characters that will make all the readers annoyed!
Shizuko: Aw.
Yami Bakura: *blink* *sway* Ohh.what just happened? I'm feeling the aftereffects of authoress powers.
Shizuko: Argh! You messed it up!
Pikazoom: This is supposed to be a BAND fic.
Seto: Well, that got kind of off, didn't it?
Malik: Tell me about it.
Seto: Well...it would still BE a band fic if Shizuko hadn't MADE IT A HYPER FIC!!!!!!
Pikazoom: My sister is in food science at college, and she says sugar has nothing to do with making kids hyper. It just raises their blood sugar.
Shizuko: DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME THAT?! NOW I CAN'T USE SUGAR TO MAKE ME HYPER!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Seto and Pikazoom: Good lord -_-
Malik: I'll never love sugar the way I used to...
Seto: Hey! Maybe we should concentrate on our BAND?
Yami: I want another paycheck...
Pikazoom: NO! YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY WORK TO GET PAID!!!!!
Yami: *sulks*
Shizuko: Oh, wait, I already knew it doesn't make you hyper. But, guess what? YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *blink*
Malik: Hm.me too!
Pikazoom: Now, kiddies, this is what's known as "extreme denial."
Mokuba and Yuugi: *nodnod* *take notes*
Shizuko: Hey! That's not funny!
Seto: Also observe the fascinating complex I like to call "beyond help." Almost everyone here is suffering from it.
Mokuba and Yuugi: *nodnod* *take notes*
Shizuko: Hey! That does it! Die, Seto!
Seto: *stands behind Pikazoom*
Shizuko: *snicker* That doesn't work. You're so freakishly tall she doesn't make much of a shield.
Seto: Well, considering YOUR aim, Pikazoom works just fine as a shield.
Shizuko: HEY!!!
Seto: Besides, I don't think Pikazoom will like it if you attack me.
Pikazoom: *glares in confirmation*
Shizuko: Phooey -_-
Seto: At least I didn't insult your height...
Shizuko: -_-'
Yami: Come to think of it, nobody ever insults anyone else's height.
Pikazoom: Really? I recall you mocked Shizuko once and she tried to kill you...
Shizuko: Oh yeah... *glares*
Pikazoom: Err...whoops...WELL ANYWAY, let's get practicing for our band...ehehehehe...^_^'
Shizuko: *evil grin* That's right. Yami still owes us a solo.
Yami: *groans something about not being able to win either way*
Yami Bakura: What's that? Pharaoh? Aren't you king of games? You should be able to win at anything!
Yami: *mutters something*
Yami Bakura: *gasp* Where'd you learn THAT word?
Yami: Ancient Egypt. I should think you would have recognized the dialect.
Yami Bakura: You learned it from me, didn't you? I was yelling it at you just before you had me locked in the ring!
Shizuko: What? What?
Malik: Don't interrupt them. They're discussing ancient Egyptian swear words. It's.uh.an art of sorts.
Shizuko/Pikazoom: Ah.
Seto: What they're saying is not pretty.
Malik: How would you know?
Seto: *shrugs* I can mysteriously read hieratic...now I can mysteriously understand Egyptian.
Malik: You scare me.
Shizuko: He randomly picks up odd talents.
Pikazoom: I think that's cool! ^_^
Shizuko and Malik: -_-' You would.
Seto: You think Yami and Yami Bakura will kill each other?
Pikazoom: Yeah. They never liked each other much anyway.
Yami: *yells something unintelligible at Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura: *yells something just as unintelligible back at Yami*
Seto: *calmly pulls soap out of nowhere and washes both Yami's mouths out*
Shizuko/Pikazoom: O.o
Yami/Yami Bakura: *gagging*
Seto: *puts the soap away into empty space*
Shizuko: Um.Seto, where'd you learn that?
Seto: Not telling. But it works wonders on foul-mouthed spirits that really should be in elderly homes right now.
Yami: *rinsing out his mouth* *spits* I-- *choke* *rinses out some more* -- resent that.
Seto: Good for you.
Yami Bakura: *wipes his mouth on his sweater sleeve* Hey, at least it didn't taste as bad as the food in your prisons, Pharaoh.
Yami: That was on purpose, fool!
Yami Bakura: *glares*
Pikazoom: *suddenly* Ewwwwwwww....
Everyone else: What?
Pikazoom: *points to something* It says here you dug up Yami's father's grave and pulled out his mummy...
Shizuko: O_o
Yami Bakura: And darn proud of it!
Everyone else: -_-'
Seto: Figures...
Pikazoom: I wonder why you guys don't have tans anymore...in the manga you all have tans ^_^
Yami: It generally depends on one's habitat.
Yami Bakura: Eh?
Yami: You get a tan if you live in a sunny place like Egypt; you stay white if you live in a less sunny place.like Japan.
Everyone: Ahh.
Yami Bakura: Yeah, but culture has disintegrated much since my time.
Shizuko: What do you mean?
Yami Bakura: People don't bury their dead with mounds of gold anymore.
Pikazoom: How would you know?
Yami Bakura: I checked.
Everyone else: Eww!!!
Yami Bakura: What?
Shizuko: But they are dead, and therefore can't hurt you.
Yami Bakura: And I don't believe in ghosts.
Shizuko: Me neither. But when they're dead, they don't bleed.
Yami Bakura: True.blood makes things so much more interesting.
Pikazoom: You scare me...
Yami Bakura: Good.
Pikazoom: -_-