Disclaimer: no.
Seto: *grumbles*
Pikazoom: What's wrong?
Seto: I better have won that duel...stupid Japanese Yu-Gi-oh site won't tell me!
Shizuko: Have you tried ha-
Seto: Hacking does nothing.
Shizuko: Oh.
Malik: Where am I in these Japanese episodes?
Pikazoom: Taken over by Yami Malik...wait...why are we talking about this?
Seto: Cause I brought it up?
Pikazoom: -_- This is actually a band fic...not a time to complain about the Japanese Yu-Gi-Oh site not giving proper summaries...
Shizuko: Really? I thought it was a time to complain about dubbing.
Pikazoom: That's worth several rants, but not right here.
Shizuko: Too bad. I've found some great rants on the net.
Pikazoom: When the dubbers do something as awful as this, it happens.
Shizuko: True.
Isis: Malik, if you won't sing the Barney Song, you could sing the Spongebob (which we don't own) song like you do in the shower.
Yami: *looks at Seto* What is it with brothers who sing in the shower?
Shizuko: NO!!!! NOT SPONGEBOB!!!!! *passes out*
Isis: Or maybe not.
Seto: *to Yami* Well Mokuba sings too. He just thinks I don't hear him.
Yami: -_-
Yami Bakura: *pokes at Shizuko* Is she dead?
Yami Malik: I hope so.
Malik: One less manager! Yes!
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: Forget that!!! Mummification!
Pikazoom: Oh no you don't!! *whacks them with a baseball bat*
Shizuko: *twitches* what's going on?
Yami Bakura: @_# Ouch...I wonder what happens if I say...SPONGEBOB!!!!
Shizuko: *faints again*
Pikazoom: -_-
Yami Malik: *pulls the coat hanger hook out of nowhere* *starts rummaging around in his cloak* Now where did those jam jars go?
Yami Bakura: I swiped 'em. They're here.
Yami Malik: Oh, good. Hm.natron.natron. Pikazoom, do any stores around here sell natron?
Yami Bakura: You know, the salt stuff.
Seto: Used in mummification. I thought Pikazoom had forbidden that.
Yami Malik: Hehe.well, you see, we're not MUMMIFYING her. We're.um.preserving her body so that her ka or ba or whatever-
Yami: This is why it's advantageous to have lived in ancient Egypt.
Yami Bakura: Urusai.
Yami Malik: --um, her essence, I suppose, will have a place to reside.
Seto: *sweatdrop* She's not even dead.
Yami Malik: We can take care of that. *pulls out a huge anime mallet*
Pikazoom: Drop the mallet! That is restricted solely to fangirl use.
Yami Malik: *pales* *drops the mallet*
Shizuko: ...ouch...my head hurts...
Yami Bakura: Spong-
Pikazoom: *hits him with the mallet*
Yami Bakura: @_@
Seto: One wakes up, then the other falls down. -_-
Yami: Kinda like whack-a-mole or something...
Yami Malik: Maybe I can mummify Yami Bakura now!
Shizuko: NO!! *whacks Yami Malik with a mallet*
Yami Malik: @_@
Yami and Seto: -_- Definitely whack-a-mole...
Pikazoom: Maybe we should leave before they wake up and try to mummify someone...
Shizuko: No! I won't leave my Yami Baku-chan!!!
Yami, Seto, and Pikazoom: -_- Oh geez...
Malik: What about me???
Shizuko: What? You want to be Malikky-chan?
Malik: Um.no.that's okay.
Shizuko: Oh! I just realized we didn't put 'Togi-chan in here yet!
Seto: Who?
Yami: No.not Otogi. Anyone but Otogi.
Shizuko: Why not? I cried when you beat him because I like him better than I like you!
Yami: Oh, I'm hurt.
Seto: Give me a break.
Malik: Shizuko, you cried when you heard my dub voice.actually, so did I.
Shizuko: *looking pale* Mention not the dub voice.please.
Seto: Sheesh, is she gonna pass out again?
Pikazoom: You can never tell.
Shizuko: *klunk*
Seto: Guess so.
Yami Bakura: Let's mummify her!
Yami Malik: Yeah!
Pikazoom: *knocks them out*
Seto: Hey, when's our next band practice?
Pikazoom: Tomorrow. Your house.
Seto: Mine?
Pikazoom: Yeah, 'cause yours is huge!
Malik: Good. I need the money. I spent a ton of money on Isis for Christmas.
Yami: And I spent a lot on Aibou.
Pikazoom: see you guys tomorrow.
~~~Later~~~
Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, and Shizuko: Ouch...my head...hey, where's everybody?! HELLO?!?!
~~~Back at the Kaiba mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Do you think they'll mind that we left them in the Game Shop basement?
Seto: Nah.
Bakura: Oh no.
Pikazoom: What?
Bakura: I forgot to leave the door unlocked.
Seto: All the better for us, I suppose.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: So we're stuck here.
Shizuko: Yell for Yuugi.
Yami Malik: Can't. He left with everyone else.
Yami Bakura: And Sugoroku went somewhere too.
Shizuko: *sigh* Are you sure you can't break the door down with your hair, Yami Malik?
Yami Malik: No! It's very delicate.
Yami Bakura: *sweatdrop*
Shizuko: We're going to starve! There's nothing to eat down here.
Yami Bakura: Mice?
Shizuko: Ew.
Yami Malik: Can we mummify mice?
Yami Bakura: Now there's an idea.
Yami Malik: Thank you.
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Maybe we should go and get them.
Yami and Seto: NO!!!
Pikazoom: *blinks* why not?
Yami: Well...uh...
Seto: We have all the band members here, and there's one manager here at least.
Yami: Yeah, right. And I just hate the other Yamis.
Malik: -_- Very subtle.
Pikazoom: I've got it! Bakura, can you go get them while we practice?
Bakura: But...but...the fangirls!!!
Pikazoom: *hands him a mallet* Good luck! ^_^ *pushes him out the door*
Bakura: Why me?!
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: *gasp* We have no natron down here!
Yami Bakura: *mutters something in Egyptian that sounds suspiciously similar to what he was yelling at Yami earlier* And I can't catch any mice. They're just too fast!
Shizuko: *sitting on the steps* Well, if I were a mouse, I wouldn't want you to catch me either.
Yami Malik: *holds up something* Can we mummify a cockroach?
Yami Bakura: Cool. I've never tried that before.
Shizuko: NO!!! Put that thing down!
Yami Malik: No! It's mine! Mine, I tell you!
Yami Bakura: Lemme see!
Yami Malik: Over my dead body!
Yami Bakura: That's the idea. I AM a tomb robber, after all.
~~~Outside~~~
Bakura: *sigh of relief* No fangirls.Oh, great. The door's locked. I forgot the Mutous were out.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: My preciousss...Leave the cockroach alone!
Shizuko: That has to be one of the MOST overused lines in all of fanfiction.
Yami Bakura: I bet I can find a bigger cockroach than you!
Yami Malik: Bet you can't!
Shizuko: Please don't.
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Did you get them?
Bakura: Sorry...the basement's locked.
Yami: Just leave them in there.
Pikazoom: Yami!
Seto: And they'll probably kill each other too...why doesn't my microphone work...*smacks it*
Malik: But...that means...I'll lose a fangirl!!!!
Pikazoom: Look...we'll go over there and get them, okay?
Malik: But...that means...I'll lose my money!!!!
Pikazoom: -_- I'll still pay you guys, okay?
Yami, Seto, and Malik: Sure!
Pikazoom: C'mon guys.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: Look at the size of this cockroach!
Yami Malik: Mine's bigger!
Yami Bakura: Is not!
Yami Malik: Is too!
Yami Bakura: Is not!
Yami Malik: Is too!
Shizuko: *shuddering* Make it stop...make it stop...
~~~Outside~~~
Bakura: The door's still locked.
Seto: No problem. I'm an expert at breaking into places.
Yami: Oh, that's right.
~~~Basement~~~
Shizuko: Hey, look! I caught a mouse. Isn't it cuuute?
Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: No fair!!!
~~~Outside~~~
Seto: *stands back* That should do it. *turns the door handle*
Alarm: Vwooooooooop, vwoooooooop
Yami: Oh, that's right. Aibou's grandpa keeps a burglar alarm on when he's not here.
Bakura: Does that mean.?
Yami: Yeah.The police'll be here shortly.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: Hey, what's that commotion out there?
Yami Malik: Dunno, but it sounds like fun.
Shizuko: Yeah. Too bad we're missing out on it.
~~~Outside~~~
Pikazoom: This is a good time to...run!!! *runs away*
Everyone else: *follows*
Pikazoom: *runs in the opposite direction* curse the police!
Everyone: *jump behind the counter*
Police: *walk in*
Pikazoom: Wait a minute...*shoves Yami out*
Yami: HEY!!! Police: Excuse me sir, but there's been a break-in.
Yami: Uh...er...I live here, and I just set off the alarm by accident.
Police: Hmm...okay...*walk out*
Yami: *sighs*
Seto: That was unreasonably easy...
Pikazoom: Maybe the pharaoh can do something sort of like those Jedi mind tricks. (AN: Don't own Star Wars, either!)
Yami: Hn. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Malik: These aren't the droids we're-hey! I'm not looking for any droids!
Yami: Hehe.well, what do you know? It DOES work.
Seto: I believe I hear something just short of a nuclear war starting in your basement, Yami.
Yami: Oh, right. We were on a rescue mission.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: Hey, I hear footsteps coming.
Shizuko: Thank goodness.
Yami Bakura: Let's ambush 'em when they open the door!
Yami Malik: How?
Yami Bakura: Well, throwing cockroaches seems to be the easiest plan, but that's kind of unoriginal.
Shizuko: How about we just sit nicely until they unlock the door?
Yami Bakura: .
Yami Malik: .
Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: Nah.
~~~Upstairs~~~
Yami: Do I have to open the basement and set them free?
Pikazoom: *glares* Yes.
Yami: *grumbles* *unlocks the door* *opens the door*
Yami Malik: SURPRISE!!!! *whacks Yami on the head with a crate*
Yami: @_@
Pikazoom: YOU!!! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!! (I will kill you!!!!!)*chases Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Yipes! *runs*
Yami Bakura: Thank goodness I didn't help...
Seto: *pokes at Yami* I think he's dead...
Yami Malik: *stops* Can I mummify him?
Pikazoom: Mummify this!!! *whacks him with a mallet*
Ryou: A mallet for Malik *laughs slightly* (Well, I think mallet and Malik sound similar)
Shizuko: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *sounding uninterested* The horror.
Malik: That's good. I can't lose a single one of my 3,526,935 fangirls. (AN: Number not according to any kind of study at all. Completely random.)
Yami: *waking up* Oh. That was weird. We don't keep crates in the basement. They all go in the back behind the shop.
Shizuko: Really? Well, Yami Malik found one.
Ryou: So when is Yuugi coming back?
Yami: Dunno.
Ryou: Where'd he go?
Yami: Dunno.
Shizuko: Isn't he your Hikari?
Yami: Yeah.
Shizuko: And you don't know where he is?
Yami: Nope. *goes and pulls a soda out of the refrigerator*
Malik: I thought pharaohs were supposed to be responsible.
Yami Bakura: Nah, just whiny and demanding.
Yami and Pikazoom: *glare*
Malik: Hey! I need to get paid here! *runs back to the mansion*
Everyone else: O_o *follows*
Yami Malik: Ugh...where is everyone???
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Shizuko: You know, we left Yami Malik there...you think it's safe?
Malik: Knowing my Yami, no, but I NEED TO GET PAID!!! *starts banging on the drum furiously*
Everyone else: O_o
Yami: *tunes guitar*
Seto: *warms up*
Pikazoom: You know, that drum is GOING to get broken again.
Shizuko: Sadly, he has no rhythm. *anime tears*
Pikazoom: At least Seto knows what key they're in.
Yami: *still tuning*
Isis: *pulls out another mike*
Shizuko: From what Malik's said, Isis should be pretty good.
Malik: *rubbing his arm* Ah, overdid it a little.
Pikazoom: I wouldn't trust Malik's opinion on music.
Shizuko: Unfortunately, I have to agree.
Yami: *tuning* *breaks a string* whoops.
Everyone else: *deep sigh*
Yami: *grabs another string*
Pikazoom: Do you even know how to tune?
Yami: ^_^ Nope. But I like the weird sound the guitar makes while I fiddle with the strings. (A/N: You know, when you play a note and then try to tighten the string?)
Everyone else: *DEEP sigh*
Kage Notenshi: (A/N: she appears again!) Let me tune it! *tunes it then vanishes*
Everyone: O_o
Seto: How'd she just vanish like that?
Malik: Suge......(A/N: it means amazing or wow...)
Shizuko: Oh, come on. Practically any authoress can do that.
Malik: I know. I just can't get over it.
Seto: I can do something similiar.
Malik: Really??
Seto: Yes.
Pikazoom: Step away from the window, please, Seto.
Seto: Aw.
Malik: Oh. It's that.
Seto: What did you expect? I don't write fanfics.
Pikazoom: I'd read yours if you did.
Seto: Too bad.
Seto: *grumbles*
Pikazoom: What's wrong?
Seto: I better have won that duel...stupid Japanese Yu-Gi-oh site won't tell me!
Shizuko: Have you tried ha-
Seto: Hacking does nothing.
Shizuko: Oh.
Malik: Where am I in these Japanese episodes?
Pikazoom: Taken over by Yami Malik...wait...why are we talking about this?
Seto: Cause I brought it up?
Pikazoom: -_- This is actually a band fic...not a time to complain about the Japanese Yu-Gi-Oh site not giving proper summaries...
Shizuko: Really? I thought it was a time to complain about dubbing.
Pikazoom: That's worth several rants, but not right here.
Shizuko: Too bad. I've found some great rants on the net.
Pikazoom: When the dubbers do something as awful as this, it happens.
Shizuko: True.
Isis: Malik, if you won't sing the Barney Song, you could sing the Spongebob (which we don't own) song like you do in the shower.
Yami: *looks at Seto* What is it with brothers who sing in the shower?
Shizuko: NO!!!! NOT SPONGEBOB!!!!! *passes out*
Isis: Or maybe not.
Seto: *to Yami* Well Mokuba sings too. He just thinks I don't hear him.
Yami: -_-
Yami Bakura: *pokes at Shizuko* Is she dead?
Yami Malik: I hope so.
Malik: One less manager! Yes!
Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: Forget that!!! Mummification!
Pikazoom: Oh no you don't!! *whacks them with a baseball bat*
Shizuko: *twitches* what's going on?
Yami Bakura: @_# Ouch...I wonder what happens if I say...SPONGEBOB!!!!
Shizuko: *faints again*
Pikazoom: -_-
Yami Malik: *pulls the coat hanger hook out of nowhere* *starts rummaging around in his cloak* Now where did those jam jars go?
Yami Bakura: I swiped 'em. They're here.
Yami Malik: Oh, good. Hm.natron.natron. Pikazoom, do any stores around here sell natron?
Yami Bakura: You know, the salt stuff.
Seto: Used in mummification. I thought Pikazoom had forbidden that.
Yami Malik: Hehe.well, you see, we're not MUMMIFYING her. We're.um.preserving her body so that her ka or ba or whatever-
Yami: This is why it's advantageous to have lived in ancient Egypt.
Yami Bakura: Urusai.
Yami Malik: --um, her essence, I suppose, will have a place to reside.
Seto: *sweatdrop* She's not even dead.
Yami Malik: We can take care of that. *pulls out a huge anime mallet*
Pikazoom: Drop the mallet! That is restricted solely to fangirl use.
Yami Malik: *pales* *drops the mallet*
Shizuko: ...ouch...my head hurts...
Yami Bakura: Spong-
Pikazoom: *hits him with the mallet*
Yami Bakura: @_@
Seto: One wakes up, then the other falls down. -_-
Yami: Kinda like whack-a-mole or something...
Yami Malik: Maybe I can mummify Yami Bakura now!
Shizuko: NO!! *whacks Yami Malik with a mallet*
Yami Malik: @_@
Yami and Seto: -_- Definitely whack-a-mole...
Pikazoom: Maybe we should leave before they wake up and try to mummify someone...
Shizuko: No! I won't leave my Yami Baku-chan!!!
Yami, Seto, and Pikazoom: -_- Oh geez...
Malik: What about me???
Shizuko: What? You want to be Malikky-chan?
Malik: Um.no.that's okay.
Shizuko: Oh! I just realized we didn't put 'Togi-chan in here yet!
Seto: Who?
Yami: No.not Otogi. Anyone but Otogi.
Shizuko: Why not? I cried when you beat him because I like him better than I like you!
Yami: Oh, I'm hurt.
Seto: Give me a break.
Malik: Shizuko, you cried when you heard my dub voice.actually, so did I.
Shizuko: *looking pale* Mention not the dub voice.please.
Seto: Sheesh, is she gonna pass out again?
Pikazoom: You can never tell.
Shizuko: *klunk*
Seto: Guess so.
Yami Bakura: Let's mummify her!
Yami Malik: Yeah!
Pikazoom: *knocks them out*
Seto: Hey, when's our next band practice?
Pikazoom: Tomorrow. Your house.
Seto: Mine?
Pikazoom: Yeah, 'cause yours is huge!
Malik: Good. I need the money. I spent a ton of money on Isis for Christmas.
Yami: And I spent a lot on Aibou.
Pikazoom: see you guys tomorrow.
~~~Later~~~
Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, and Shizuko: Ouch...my head...hey, where's everybody?! HELLO?!?!
~~~Back at the Kaiba mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Do you think they'll mind that we left them in the Game Shop basement?
Seto: Nah.
Bakura: Oh no.
Pikazoom: What?
Bakura: I forgot to leave the door unlocked.
Seto: All the better for us, I suppose.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: So we're stuck here.
Shizuko: Yell for Yuugi.
Yami Malik: Can't. He left with everyone else.
Yami Bakura: And Sugoroku went somewhere too.
Shizuko: *sigh* Are you sure you can't break the door down with your hair, Yami Malik?
Yami Malik: No! It's very delicate.
Yami Bakura: *sweatdrop*
Shizuko: We're going to starve! There's nothing to eat down here.
Yami Bakura: Mice?
Shizuko: Ew.
Yami Malik: Can we mummify mice?
Yami Bakura: Now there's an idea.
Yami Malik: Thank you.
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Maybe we should go and get them.
Yami and Seto: NO!!!
Pikazoom: *blinks* why not?
Yami: Well...uh...
Seto: We have all the band members here, and there's one manager here at least.
Yami: Yeah, right. And I just hate the other Yamis.
Malik: -_- Very subtle.
Pikazoom: I've got it! Bakura, can you go get them while we practice?
Bakura: But...but...the fangirls!!!
Pikazoom: *hands him a mallet* Good luck! ^_^ *pushes him out the door*
Bakura: Why me?!
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: *gasp* We have no natron down here!
Yami Bakura: *mutters something in Egyptian that sounds suspiciously similar to what he was yelling at Yami earlier* And I can't catch any mice. They're just too fast!
Shizuko: *sitting on the steps* Well, if I were a mouse, I wouldn't want you to catch me either.
Yami Malik: *holds up something* Can we mummify a cockroach?
Yami Bakura: Cool. I've never tried that before.
Shizuko: NO!!! Put that thing down!
Yami Malik: No! It's mine! Mine, I tell you!
Yami Bakura: Lemme see!
Yami Malik: Over my dead body!
Yami Bakura: That's the idea. I AM a tomb robber, after all.
~~~Outside~~~
Bakura: *sigh of relief* No fangirls.Oh, great. The door's locked. I forgot the Mutous were out.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: My preciousss...Leave the cockroach alone!
Shizuko: That has to be one of the MOST overused lines in all of fanfiction.
Yami Bakura: I bet I can find a bigger cockroach than you!
Yami Malik: Bet you can't!
Shizuko: Please don't.
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Pikazoom: Did you get them?
Bakura: Sorry...the basement's locked.
Yami: Just leave them in there.
Pikazoom: Yami!
Seto: And they'll probably kill each other too...why doesn't my microphone work...*smacks it*
Malik: But...that means...I'll lose a fangirl!!!!
Pikazoom: Look...we'll go over there and get them, okay?
Malik: But...that means...I'll lose my money!!!!
Pikazoom: -_- I'll still pay you guys, okay?
Yami, Seto, and Malik: Sure!
Pikazoom: C'mon guys.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: Look at the size of this cockroach!
Yami Malik: Mine's bigger!
Yami Bakura: Is not!
Yami Malik: Is too!
Yami Bakura: Is not!
Yami Malik: Is too!
Shizuko: *shuddering* Make it stop...make it stop...
~~~Outside~~~
Bakura: The door's still locked.
Seto: No problem. I'm an expert at breaking into places.
Yami: Oh, that's right.
~~~Basement~~~
Shizuko: Hey, look! I caught a mouse. Isn't it cuuute?
Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: No fair!!!
~~~Outside~~~
Seto: *stands back* That should do it. *turns the door handle*
Alarm: Vwooooooooop, vwoooooooop
Yami: Oh, that's right. Aibou's grandpa keeps a burglar alarm on when he's not here.
Bakura: Does that mean.?
Yami: Yeah.The police'll be here shortly.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Bakura: Hey, what's that commotion out there?
Yami Malik: Dunno, but it sounds like fun.
Shizuko: Yeah. Too bad we're missing out on it.
~~~Outside~~~
Pikazoom: This is a good time to...run!!! *runs away*
Everyone else: *follows*
Pikazoom: *runs in the opposite direction* curse the police!
Everyone: *jump behind the counter*
Police: *walk in*
Pikazoom: Wait a minute...*shoves Yami out*
Yami: HEY!!! Police: Excuse me sir, but there's been a break-in.
Yami: Uh...er...I live here, and I just set off the alarm by accident.
Police: Hmm...okay...*walk out*
Yami: *sighs*
Seto: That was unreasonably easy...
Pikazoom: Maybe the pharaoh can do something sort of like those Jedi mind tricks. (AN: Don't own Star Wars, either!)
Yami: Hn. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Malik: These aren't the droids we're-hey! I'm not looking for any droids!
Yami: Hehe.well, what do you know? It DOES work.
Seto: I believe I hear something just short of a nuclear war starting in your basement, Yami.
Yami: Oh, right. We were on a rescue mission.
~~~Basement~~~
Yami Malik: Hey, I hear footsteps coming.
Shizuko: Thank goodness.
Yami Bakura: Let's ambush 'em when they open the door!
Yami Malik: How?
Yami Bakura: Well, throwing cockroaches seems to be the easiest plan, but that's kind of unoriginal.
Shizuko: How about we just sit nicely until they unlock the door?
Yami Bakura: .
Yami Malik: .
Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: Nah.
~~~Upstairs~~~
Yami: Do I have to open the basement and set them free?
Pikazoom: *glares* Yes.
Yami: *grumbles* *unlocks the door* *opens the door*
Yami Malik: SURPRISE!!!! *whacks Yami on the head with a crate*
Yami: @_@
Pikazoom: YOU!!! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!! (I will kill you!!!!!)*chases Yami Malik*
Yami Malik: Yipes! *runs*
Yami Bakura: Thank goodness I didn't help...
Seto: *pokes at Yami* I think he's dead...
Yami Malik: *stops* Can I mummify him?
Pikazoom: Mummify this!!! *whacks him with a mallet*
Ryou: A mallet for Malik *laughs slightly* (Well, I think mallet and Malik sound similar)
Shizuko: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: *sounding uninterested* The horror.
Malik: That's good. I can't lose a single one of my 3,526,935 fangirls. (AN: Number not according to any kind of study at all. Completely random.)
Yami: *waking up* Oh. That was weird. We don't keep crates in the basement. They all go in the back behind the shop.
Shizuko: Really? Well, Yami Malik found one.
Ryou: So when is Yuugi coming back?
Yami: Dunno.
Ryou: Where'd he go?
Yami: Dunno.
Shizuko: Isn't he your Hikari?
Yami: Yeah.
Shizuko: And you don't know where he is?
Yami: Nope. *goes and pulls a soda out of the refrigerator*
Malik: I thought pharaohs were supposed to be responsible.
Yami Bakura: Nah, just whiny and demanding.
Yami and Pikazoom: *glare*
Malik: Hey! I need to get paid here! *runs back to the mansion*
Everyone else: O_o *follows*
Yami Malik: Ugh...where is everyone???
~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~
Shizuko: You know, we left Yami Malik there...you think it's safe?
Malik: Knowing my Yami, no, but I NEED TO GET PAID!!! *starts banging on the drum furiously*
Everyone else: O_o
Yami: *tunes guitar*
Seto: *warms up*
Pikazoom: You know, that drum is GOING to get broken again.
Shizuko: Sadly, he has no rhythm. *anime tears*
Pikazoom: At least Seto knows what key they're in.
Yami: *still tuning*
Isis: *pulls out another mike*
Shizuko: From what Malik's said, Isis should be pretty good.
Malik: *rubbing his arm* Ah, overdid it a little.
Pikazoom: I wouldn't trust Malik's opinion on music.
Shizuko: Unfortunately, I have to agree.
Yami: *tuning* *breaks a string* whoops.
Everyone else: *deep sigh*
Yami: *grabs another string*
Pikazoom: Do you even know how to tune?
Yami: ^_^ Nope. But I like the weird sound the guitar makes while I fiddle with the strings. (A/N: You know, when you play a note and then try to tighten the string?)
Everyone else: *DEEP sigh*
Kage Notenshi: (A/N: she appears again!) Let me tune it! *tunes it then vanishes*
Everyone: O_o
Seto: How'd she just vanish like that?
Malik: Suge......(A/N: it means amazing or wow...)
Shizuko: Oh, come on. Practically any authoress can do that.
Malik: I know. I just can't get over it.
Seto: I can do something similiar.
Malik: Really??
Seto: Yes.
Pikazoom: Step away from the window, please, Seto.
Seto: Aw.
Malik: Oh. It's that.
Seto: What did you expect? I don't write fanfics.
Pikazoom: I'd read yours if you did.
Seto: Too bad.
