Disclaimer: no.

Seto: *grumbles*

Pikazoom: What's wrong?

Seto: I better have won that duel...stupid Japanese Yu-Gi-oh site won't tell me!

Shizuko: Have you tried ha-

Seto: Hacking does nothing.

Shizuko: Oh.

Malik: Where am I in these Japanese episodes?

Pikazoom: Taken over by Yami Malik...wait...why are we talking about this?

Seto: Cause I brought it up?

Pikazoom: -_- This is actually a band fic...not a time to complain about the Japanese Yu-Gi-Oh site not giving proper summaries...

Shizuko: Really? I thought it was a time to complain about dubbing.

Pikazoom: That's worth several rants, but not right here.

Shizuko: Too bad. I've found some great rants on the net.

Pikazoom: When the dubbers do something as awful as this, it happens.

Shizuko: True.

Isis: Malik, if you won't sing the Barney Song, you could sing the Spongebob (which we don't own) song like you do in the shower.

Yami: *looks at Seto* What is it with brothers who sing in the shower?

Shizuko: NO!!!! NOT SPONGEBOB!!!!! *passes out*

Isis: Or maybe not.

Seto: *to Yami* Well Mokuba sings too. He just thinks I don't hear him.

Yami: -_-

Yami Bakura: *pokes at Shizuko* Is she dead?

Yami Malik: I hope so.

Malik: One less manager! Yes!

Yami Bakura and Yami Malik: Forget that!!! Mummification!

Pikazoom: Oh no you don't!! *whacks them with a baseball bat*

Shizuko: *twitches* what's going on?

Yami Bakura: @_# Ouch...I wonder what happens if I say...SPONGEBOB!!!!

Shizuko: *faints again*

Pikazoom: -_-

Yami Malik: *pulls the coat hanger hook out of nowhere* *starts rummaging around in his cloak* Now where did those jam jars go?

Yami Bakura: I swiped 'em. They're here.

Yami Malik: Oh, good. Hm.natron.natron. Pikazoom, do any stores around here sell natron?

Yami Bakura: You know, the salt stuff.

Seto: Used in mummification. I thought Pikazoom had forbidden that.

Yami Malik: Hehe.well, you see, we're not MUMMIFYING her. We're.um.preserving her body so that her ka or ba or whatever-

Yami: This is why it's advantageous to have lived in ancient Egypt.

Yami Bakura: Urusai.

Yami Malik: --um, her essence, I suppose, will have a place to reside.

Seto: *sweatdrop* She's not even dead.

Yami Malik: We can take care of that. *pulls out a huge anime mallet*

Pikazoom: Drop the mallet! That is restricted solely to fangirl use.

Yami Malik: *pales* *drops the mallet*

Shizuko: ...ouch...my head hurts...

Yami Bakura: Spong-

Pikazoom: *hits him with the mallet*

Yami Bakura: @_@

Seto: One wakes up, then the other falls down. -_-

Yami: Kinda like whack-a-mole or something...

Yami Malik: Maybe I can mummify Yami Bakura now!

Shizuko: NO!! *whacks Yami Malik with a mallet*

Yami Malik: @_@

Yami and Seto: -_- Definitely whack-a-mole...

Pikazoom: Maybe we should leave before they wake up and try to mummify someone...

Shizuko: No! I won't leave my Yami Baku-chan!!!

Yami, Seto, and Pikazoom: -_- Oh geez...

Malik: What about me???

Shizuko: What? You want to be Malikky-chan?

Malik: Um.no.that's okay.

Shizuko: Oh! I just realized we didn't put 'Togi-chan in here yet!

Seto: Who?

Yami: No.not Otogi. Anyone but Otogi.

Shizuko: Why not? I cried when you beat him because I like him better than I like you!

Yami: Oh, I'm hurt.

Seto: Give me a break.

Malik: Shizuko, you cried when you heard my dub voice.actually, so did I.

Shizuko: *looking pale* Mention not the dub voice.please.

Seto: Sheesh, is she gonna pass out again?

Pikazoom: You can never tell.

Shizuko: *klunk*

Seto: Guess so.

Yami Bakura: Let's mummify her!

Yami Malik: Yeah!

Pikazoom: *knocks them out*

Seto: Hey, when's our next band practice?

Pikazoom: Tomorrow. Your house.

Seto: Mine?

Pikazoom: Yeah, 'cause yours is huge!

Malik: Good. I need the money. I spent a ton of money on Isis for Christmas.

Yami: And I spent a lot on Aibou.

Pikazoom: see you guys tomorrow.

~~~Later~~~

Yami Bakura, Yami Malik, and Shizuko: Ouch...my head...hey, where's everybody?! HELLO?!?!

~~~Back at the Kaiba mansion~~~

Pikazoom: Do you think they'll mind that we left them in the Game Shop basement?

Seto: Nah.

Bakura: Oh no.

Pikazoom: What?

Bakura: I forgot to leave the door unlocked.

Seto: All the better for us, I suppose.

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Bakura: So we're stuck here.

Shizuko: Yell for Yuugi.

Yami Malik: Can't. He left with everyone else.

Yami Bakura: And Sugoroku went somewhere too.

Shizuko: *sigh* Are you sure you can't break the door down with your hair, Yami Malik?

Yami Malik: No! It's very delicate.

Yami Bakura: *sweatdrop*

Shizuko: We're going to starve! There's nothing to eat down here.

Yami Bakura: Mice?

Shizuko: Ew.

Yami Malik: Can we mummify mice?

Yami Bakura: Now there's an idea.

Yami Malik: Thank you.

~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~

Pikazoom: Maybe we should go and get them.

Yami and Seto: NO!!!

Pikazoom: *blinks* why not?

Yami: Well...uh...

Seto: We have all the band members here, and there's one manager here at least.

Yami: Yeah, right. And I just hate the other Yamis.

Malik: -_- Very subtle.

Pikazoom: I've got it! Bakura, can you go get them while we practice?

Bakura: But...but...the fangirls!!!

Pikazoom: *hands him a mallet* Good luck! ^_^ *pushes him out the door*

Bakura: Why me?!

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Malik: *gasp* We have no natron down here!

Yami Bakura: *mutters something in Egyptian that sounds suspiciously similar to what he was yelling at Yami earlier* And I can't catch any mice. They're just too fast!

Shizuko: *sitting on the steps* Well, if I were a mouse, I wouldn't want you to catch me either.

Yami Malik: *holds up something* Can we mummify a cockroach?

Yami Bakura: Cool. I've never tried that before.

Shizuko: NO!!! Put that thing down!

Yami Malik: No! It's mine! Mine, I tell you!

Yami Bakura: Lemme see!

Yami Malik: Over my dead body!

Yami Bakura: That's the idea. I AM a tomb robber, after all.

~~~Outside~~~

Bakura: *sigh of relief* No fangirls.Oh, great. The door's locked. I forgot the Mutous were out.

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Malik: My preciousss...Leave the cockroach alone!

Shizuko: That has to be one of the MOST overused lines in all of fanfiction.

Yami Bakura: I bet I can find a bigger cockroach than you!

Yami Malik: Bet you can't!

Shizuko: Please don't.

~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~

Pikazoom: Did you get them?

Bakura: Sorry...the basement's locked.

Yami: Just leave them in there.

Pikazoom: Yami!

Seto: And they'll probably kill each other too...why doesn't my microphone work...*smacks it*

Malik: But...that means...I'll lose a fangirl!!!!

Pikazoom: Look...we'll go over there and get them, okay?

Malik: But...that means...I'll lose my money!!!!

Pikazoom: -_- I'll still pay you guys, okay?

Yami, Seto, and Malik: Sure!

Pikazoom: C'mon guys.

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Bakura: Look at the size of this cockroach!

Yami Malik: Mine's bigger!

Yami Bakura: Is not!

Yami Malik: Is too!

Yami Bakura: Is not!

Yami Malik: Is too!

Shizuko: *shuddering* Make it stop...make it stop...

~~~Outside~~~

Bakura: The door's still locked.

Seto: No problem. I'm an expert at breaking into places.

Yami: Oh, that's right.

~~~Basement~~~

Shizuko: Hey, look! I caught a mouse. Isn't it cuuute?

Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: No fair!!!

~~~Outside~~~

Seto: *stands back* That should do it. *turns the door handle*

Alarm: Vwooooooooop, vwoooooooop

Yami: Oh, that's right. Aibou's grandpa keeps a burglar alarm on when he's not here.

Bakura: Does that mean.?

Yami: Yeah.The police'll be here shortly.

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Bakura: Hey, what's that commotion out there?

Yami Malik: Dunno, but it sounds like fun.

Shizuko: Yeah. Too bad we're missing out on it.

~~~Outside~~~

Pikazoom: This is a good time to...run!!! *runs away*

Everyone else: *follows*

Pikazoom: *runs in the opposite direction* curse the police!

Everyone: *jump behind the counter*

Police: *walk in*

Pikazoom: Wait a minute...*shoves Yami out*

Yami: HEY!!! Police: Excuse me sir, but there's been a break-in.

Yami: Uh...er...I live here, and I just set off the alarm by accident.

Police: Hmm...okay...*walk out*

Yami: *sighs*

Seto: That was unreasonably easy...

Pikazoom: Maybe the pharaoh can do something sort of like those Jedi mind tricks. (AN: Don't own Star Wars, either!)

Yami: Hn. These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Malik: These aren't the droids we're-hey! I'm not looking for any droids!

Yami: Hehe.well, what do you know? It DOES work.

Seto: I believe I hear something just short of a nuclear war starting in your basement, Yami.

Yami: Oh, right. We were on a rescue mission.

~~~Basement~~~

Yami Malik: Hey, I hear footsteps coming.

Shizuko: Thank goodness.

Yami Bakura: Let's ambush 'em when they open the door!

Yami Malik: How?

Yami Bakura: Well, throwing cockroaches seems to be the easiest plan, but that's kind of unoriginal.

Shizuko: How about we just sit nicely until they unlock the door?

Yami Bakura: .

Yami Malik: .

Yami Bakura/Yami Malik: Nah.

~~~Upstairs~~~

Yami: Do I have to open the basement and set them free?

Pikazoom: *glares* Yes.

Yami: *grumbles* *unlocks the door* *opens the door*

Yami Malik: SURPRISE!!!! *whacks Yami on the head with a crate*

Yami: @_@

Pikazoom: YOU!!! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!! (I will kill you!!!!!)*chases Yami Malik*

Yami Malik: Yipes! *runs*

Yami Bakura: Thank goodness I didn't help...

Seto: *pokes at Yami* I think he's dead...

Yami Malik: *stops* Can I mummify him?

Pikazoom: Mummify this!!! *whacks him with a mallet*

Ryou: A mallet for Malik *laughs slightly* (Well, I think mallet and Malik sound similar)

Shizuko: I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *sounding uninterested* The horror.

Malik: That's good. I can't lose a single one of my 3,526,935 fangirls. (AN: Number not according to any kind of study at all. Completely random.)

Yami: *waking up* Oh. That was weird. We don't keep crates in the basement. They all go in the back behind the shop.

Shizuko: Really? Well, Yami Malik found one.

Ryou: So when is Yuugi coming back?

Yami: Dunno.

Ryou: Where'd he go?

Yami: Dunno.

Shizuko: Isn't he your Hikari?

Yami: Yeah.

Shizuko: And you don't know where he is?

Yami: Nope. *goes and pulls a soda out of the refrigerator*

Malik: I thought pharaohs were supposed to be responsible.

Yami Bakura: Nah, just whiny and demanding.

Yami and Pikazoom: *glare*

Malik: Hey! I need to get paid here! *runs back to the mansion*

Everyone else: O_o *follows*

Yami Malik: Ugh...where is everyone???

~~~Kaiba Mansion~~~

Shizuko: You know, we left Yami Malik there...you think it's safe?

Malik: Knowing my Yami, no, but I NEED TO GET PAID!!! *starts banging on the drum furiously*

Everyone else: O_o

Yami: *tunes guitar*

Seto: *warms up*

Pikazoom: You know, that drum is GOING to get broken again.

Shizuko: Sadly, he has no rhythm. *anime tears*

Pikazoom: At least Seto knows what key they're in.

Yami: *still tuning*

Isis: *pulls out another mike*

Shizuko: From what Malik's said, Isis should be pretty good.

Malik: *rubbing his arm* Ah, overdid it a little.

Pikazoom: I wouldn't trust Malik's opinion on music.

Shizuko: Unfortunately, I have to agree.

Yami: *tuning* *breaks a string* whoops.

Everyone else: *deep sigh*

Yami: *grabs another string*

Pikazoom: Do you even know how to tune?

Yami: ^_^ Nope. But I like the weird sound the guitar makes while I fiddle with the strings. (A/N: You know, when you play a note and then try to tighten the string?)

Everyone else: *DEEP sigh*

Kage Notenshi: (A/N: she appears again!) Let me tune it! *tunes it then vanishes*

Everyone: O_o

Seto: How'd she just vanish like that?

Malik: Suge......(A/N: it means amazing or wow...)

Shizuko: Oh, come on. Practically any authoress can do that.

Malik: I know. I just can't get over it.

Seto: I can do something similiar.

Malik: Really??

Seto: Yes.

Pikazoom: Step away from the window, please, Seto.

Seto: Aw.

Malik: Oh. It's that.

Seto: What did you expect? I don't write fanfics.

Pikazoom: I'd read yours if you did.

Seto: Too bad.