The Adoption of Nagi Shade

Rating: PG-13, subject to change.

Pairings: Right now? AyaKen

Disclaimer: We, the TwinShades, do not OWN anything that is in any way

connected to Weiss Kreuz. The only thing belonging to us are the

Original Chara's in this story since we almost fried our brains making

them up. We don't have money so PLEASE don't sue, this is non-profit

work and for entertainment only. Thanks

Daystar and Moonshadow Shade

Weiss and Schwarz were sitting rather calmly in the kitchen, enjoying

a late lunch with Moon, when suddenly...

Day: *bursts in through the door* HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: Hi, Day.

Day: *giggles* Moon-nesan, you'll never guess what I did today.

Brad: Got a perm?

Omi: Played Croquette?

Moon: *shakes head @ Omi* Found a new way to torture Ken?

Ken: *whimpers and cuddles closer to Aya* Decided to give me up for

Lent?

Farf: *glares @ Ken* Decided to not participate in Lent, thus hurting

God?

Yohji: Decided to get some Yuri chics in the house?

Moon: *glares @ Yohji* You wish, bishie-boy.

Yohji: A guy can dream...

Nagi: Decided to take up suicide as a hobby?

Schu: Got laid?

Day & Moon: ALEXANDER CONRAD SCHULDIG!!!!!!

Others: Alexander Conrad?

Schu: *shrugs*

Aya: ....

Day: *pokes Aya* guess.

Aya:...

Day: *pokes Aya* I said guess.

Aya:...got a pet rock?

Moon: How original...

Day: ^___________________^ Nope! All wrong!

Ken: So tell us, what did you do?

Day: *hands Moon some papers*

Moon: *reads over the papers* ...You mean they actually fell for this?

Day: *nods* Yup! ^__^

Brad: Why do I not see this ending well?

Omi: So what did she do?

Moon: ...She...adopted...Nagi...Congratulations, Nagi Shade, welcome

to the family.

Nagi: WHAT?????? She can't adopt me! NO! I don't want to be adopted

by a madwoman!

Omi: My boyfriend is Day-san's son now? Oh, the humanity! *starts

wailing*

Nagi: ;_;

Brad: We already have one slightly less than sane person in our

group...we don't need another one.

Moon: I'd say that Schuldig is more than just slightly insane.

Schu: Hey! I think he was referring to Farfarello!

Moon: I love you too!

Day: *huggles Nagi* My own son! 3

Nagi: ;_;

Farf: Unwilling adoptions hurt God.

Omi: You're not helping! She can't adopt him! She just can't!

Moon: Why not?

Omi: Because...I don't want to end up related to you two some day!

Day: *hugs Omi* Son-in-law!

Omi & Nagi: ;_;

Moon: Just look at it this way, Nagi...she's less likely to send you

out for the paper now....

*The Next Morning*

Day: Schuldig, go get he paper.

Nagi:...MOM! 3

~Owari~