SPIN THE WHAT?
Author's Notes: Here's my first Cowboy Bebop fan fic, so go easy on me all right. Next up I'm new to this whole cartoon, so if I get something wrong just correct me.
Disclaimer: Characters not mine. Nuff said.
Spike was sitting on the big yellow couch, smoking a pack of his favorite cigarettes. It seemed like there wasn't anything to do, and so he kicked the television set with his foot turning it on.
He wanted to see if there were any new bounties to collect, and so he watched Big Shots for the bounty hunters with earnest. He stared at the television and immediately saw the two hosts of the show. They both were in their traditional show outfits, but Spike soon realized that their demeanors were somewhat different than before.
"It's a bad day here on the bounty." Said the buxom blonde.
"Why is that?" Said the aging black cowboy.
"Well it seems like there are no bounties today." She said sadly.
"No bounties? Surely that must be a mistake. I'm sure that there's a least one bad guy out there somewhere amigos. So keep your eyes open, and as soon as we hear something we'll let you guys and gals know."
"That's it for now. We'll see you next time on Big Shot." The blonde said despondently.
Spike sat on the couch with a dazed and confused look on his face. There had never been a time where there were absoulutly no bounties. He kicked the television once again, and turned off the power. He stared at the blank screen, and smoked his last cigarette.
He soon realized that there was absolutely nothing to do, and he laid his head back on the big yellow couch. He closed his eyes, in hopes of falling asleep. Just as soon as he was drifting off, a loud scream awoke him with a start. He looked around and immediately spotted the source of the noise. Just as he expected that point of aggravation, was none other than one of the noisiest female that he had ever encountered in his life. He saw Faye chasing Ed around the room, dressed in only a bath towel. He stared at the two women in awe, wondering what was wrong now.
"Ed! Give them back now!" Faye shouted angrily
"Ed wants to know how they feel."
"Then go buy your own. Now gimme!"
"They feel funny. Edward wants know why they stick to you like that?" She asked confusedly.
"Because that's what they're for. Now gimme!"
"Will Spike person like to see them?" She asked excitedly.
"If you dare show Spike my underwear, I'll kill you!"
Spike sat up straighter on the couch, with a new interest in the little ongoing war between the two ladies.
"Spike person do you want to see these new underwear? Faye person says that they will attract any straight man within a five-mile radius. What's a straight man anyway? Edward doesn't understand. Why Faye is so mad?"
"Edward I'm gonna to kill you. I promise that you die a slow painful torturous death, just as soon as I catch you. You're going to die!" She shouted furiously.
Faye continually chased Edward around the small living room, as Ed always managed to dodge out of the way just in the nick of time. Spike wondered to himself why Faye continued to chase the young girl around the room, and more importantly why she even wanted the underwear back. Spike watched as the young girl literally danced circles around Faye, and how lithe her body became when she moved. He soon found himself wondering what Ed would look like in them, so much so that he had to mentally kicked him self for doing so.
It was true that Ed was no longer a little child, and was now a grown woman. There were changes within her body that he'd just started noticing. So as they chased each other around the room, Spike's grin grew bigger and bigger.
The chase ended when Faye fell to the floor exhaustedly. She looked at Ed evilly, and turned to stare at Spike. She pleaded with her eyes for him to help her, and received a silly grin for her efforts.
"Spike, make her give them back!" She shouted.
"Ed give her the granny panties back please."
"You no good sleezeball. You take that back right now!"
"Fine I'm sorry Faye." He said casually wanting to avoid a confrontation.
"Come on Ed give them back." She said as she collapsed on the floor.
"First Ed wants to show Spike Person what they look like. Faye said that they were called thongs. Have Spike person ever wore any thongs?"
"No Ed. Thongs are for women."
"Really? Well let me show you what they look like, since you have never seen what they look like."
Edward began to remove her pants, and Spike sat up straighter in his seat. His cigarette slowly fell from his mouth, as he watched Ed. Suddenly, Faye screamed out in protest.
"JET! GET IN HERE NOW! Ed I promise that I'm going to kill you, if you show my underwear!"
Jet walked into room, with a look of aggravation written all over his face. His jaw fell as he saw Ed trying to remove her clothes, and Faye chasing her around in order that she wouldn't do so. Jet looked at Spike, and noticed that his cigarette was beginning to fall out of his mouth. The cigarette fell into his lap, and immediately began to burn the fabric of his clothes. Spike instantly began to pat his pants, to disperse any kind of fire form taking place in his lap. Jet stood in the open doorway, and began laughing at the scene before him. Spike looked up at him irritably.
"What are you laughing at?" Spike asked crossly.
"I'm laughing at the fact that you nearly burned yourself. Serves you right."
"Jet, make her take them off!" Faye squealed.
"Take what off?"
"She has on my underwear. My thong!"
"Eww. Ed, tell me that you are not wearing someone else's drawers."
"Ed doesn't understand what the problem is. What's wrong with sharing each others underwear?"
"It's nasty Ed. You don't what Faye has, and you don't want to risk catching it either." Jet said as he scrunched up his face in disgust.
"Excuse me! For your information I don't have anything to catch, you metallic tin man jerk!" She yelled as she came back into the living room.
"Look Ed just give them back to her."
"Okey dokey." She said.
Ed began removing her pants, and suddenly the voices of two people spoke out in protest.
"Not in here. Go to your room!" Both Jet and Faye said in unison.
Spike leaned back against the couch, as Ed went back into her room. Faye looked at the two men, and rolled her eyes as they both looked at her.
"What do you want?" She asked Jet.
"Who said that I wanted anything?"
"Well you're staring, and I want to know why."
"I'm just trying to find out why you even want the underwear back.
"Those are vintage Dulce and Gabana underwear. Those things are worth a fortune."
"And you wanted to wear them because?" Spike questioned.
"Because they feel soft against my skin, not that it's any of your business Spike."
Edward came back bounding in the living room, and she threw the thongs in Faye's face. She removed the underwear from her face, and stood up and left from the living room. Both Jet and Spike looked at the young woman, as Edward sat on the couch next to Spike. Both Spike and Jet looked at each other, as Ed began singing a song from the twentieth century
"That thong, thong, thong. Baby make your booty go, girl I know you want to show that thong, thong, thong, thong." She singed.
"What are you singing Ed?" Spike asked.
"Some song that I hacked off of the Internet. It had the word thong in it, so Ed copied to Ed's computer. It came from the twentieth century."
"Hey Ed, why'd you take Faye's drawers?" Jet asked.
"Because Ed didn't have any clean, so Ed borrowed some."
At that instant Faye came back into the living room fully dressed, and she had an exasperated look on her face. All eyes turned to her as she eyed Ed evilly. She threw the underwear back at Ed, and sat on the floor next to Jet who sat in the recliner.
"Oh Yippee. Ed is so happy. Ed gets to wear the vintage Dulce and Gabana thong underwear. I'll give them back once I'm done with them."
"No you can keep them, they're ruined anyway."
"How can a simple pair of thongs be ruined?" Spike wondered out loud.
"She tore the string! By the way Ed you owe me 25,000 big ones."
"$25,000.000 big ones for a pair of drawers. Are you crazy Faye? That's almost as much as the bounty for you."
"Please I'm worth more than that Jet!"
"Ed is bored. Ed wants to play a game."
"I'm with you there. Lets play who can kill Ed the fastest, before I can get to her." Faye said.
"Get over it Faye. It was just a pair of underwear." Spike said.
"They weren't just underwear, they were Dulce and Gabana. Dulce and Gabana."
"Ed wants to play a game. Does Spike person have any ideas?"
"Well you can go swipe another pair of Faye's panties. I'd pay good money to see that again."
"Spike, don't encourage the girl. Ed why don't we play a game of Chess."
"Ed doesn't like that game anymore. Jet can you think of another game that we can play."
"We can see who can be the quietest for the longest. You guys are giving me a headache." Jet said as he laid his head on the back of the recliner.
"Aw come on Jet. I'm sure that you can come up with something better than that." Faye said excitedly.
"Nope all I want is quiet. What about you Faye? Is there a game that you would like to play?" Jet asked pointy.
"We could play spin the what."
"What kind of game is that Faye?" Spike said.
"Have you ever heard of the game spin the bottle?"
"Yeah. That's when you spin a coke bottle, and you have to kiss the person that the bottle stops in front of. Right?"
"Right. Now have you heard of the game called truth or dare?" Faye said plainly.
"Yeah. Faye what's your point?" Spike said getting bored once again.
"Well spin the what is a mixture of both games."
"Ed wants to play. How do you play?"
"Well you get a coke bottle first, and let someone spin the bottle first. The person that the bottle lands on first, can choose who he wants to do either a dare or reveal a truth. The person must do the dare or tell the truth, and if he refuses then he's eliminated. Now if the bottle lands on the member of the same sex, the spinner can choose to kiss whomever he wants to kiss. That's the game. Whose in?"
"I'm in." Spike said hastily.
"Count Ed in. Can Ein play?"
"Ed, Ein's dog, and no he can not play." Spike said.
"Jet what about you? Do you want to play?" Faye asked plainly.
"I don't know."
"Come on Jet. You're not afraid, are you?" Spike said humorously.
"Of a silly game? No way."
"So are you in or what?" Spike asked slyly.
"Yeah. I guess that I don't have much of a choice. Do I?" Jet asked cautiously.
"Nope. Let's play. I have the bottle right here." Edward clamored.
"Who gets the first spin?" Jet asked.
"Well since this game was Faye's big idea, I think that she should get the first go." Spike said.
"I don't have any objections with going first." Faye said.
Faye took the bottle from Ed, and laid it on the ground. She reached out and turned the bottle. Everyone watched on with eager eyes, as the bottle continued to spin. The bottle began to slow down, and it finally stopped on Spike. She looked up at the green haired man, and cleared her throat.
"So what's it going to be, truth or dare?" Faye grinned.
"Let's go with truth."
"Um o.k. Do you dye your hair? I mean I've never seen anyone with green hair before."
"No Faye, I don't dye my hair. This is my natural hair color."
"Will you just spin the bottle?" Faye said annoyingly.
Spike turned the bottle and was mildly surprised to find that it stopped on Ed.
"Ed do you want a truth or dare?"
"Ed wants a dare."
"Wow lemme see. I dare you to kiss Faye." Spike said evilly.
"Wait a minute!" Faye denounced.
"Will Faye person kill me?"
"If you lay your greasy lips on me I will, and that's a promise."
"If you don't let her kiss you, then you're out of the game." Spike said.
Both Spike and Faye began arguing back and forth, and in that instant Edward jumped up and kissed Faye on the cheek.
"There it's done. Ed kissed Faye. Now Faye can spin the bottle."
"Hey! That's not fair." Spike shouted.
"You didn't explain where you wanted Ed to kiss Faye, so she kissed her on the cheek." Jet explained.
Faye looked up at Spike, and gave him a triumphant smirk. She looked over at Edward, and then she patted the young girls head as a sign of thanks. She spun the bottle once again, and this time it landed on Edward. She knew it was time to kiss someone, and she looked at both Jet and Spike. She was certain that she wasn't going to kiss Spike, and Jet looked as if he was bored out of his mind. So she leaned over to Ed, and gave her a light kiss on the cheek. She turned to grin at Spike, and immediately noticed that he was grinning from ear to ear.
"What are you smiling for? I didn't kiss you."
"Let's just say that you have just fulfilled every mans fantasy. Well only a portion of it." Spike said amusedly.
"Idiot. Ed it's your turn to spin the bottle." Faye said in hopes of ignoring Spike.
Edward spun the bottle, and squealed out loud when it landed on Jet.
"Truth or dare?" Ed said.
"Let's go for truth." Jet said seriously.
"Okey dokey. Do you love Faye person?" She asked while taking side-glances at Faye.
"I care about Faye a great deal." He said trying to avoid the question.
"That's not what Ed asked you Jet. A simple yes or no will suffice." Spike said.
Jet began look around the room nervously at his shipmates, and then he stopped when he spotted Faye's big green eyes staring back at him.
".I it Ed couldn't you have asked me something else?"
"You didn't answer the question Jet. Do you love me or not?" Faye said anxiously.
"Yes Jet. Just answer the question." Ed said.
"Well. Do you?" Spike chirped in.
"If you guys would shut up, and let me answer the doggone question already." Jet said exhaustingly.
"Well?" Spike said
"Yes I love her! Now will you guys leave me alone?" Jet said as he turned to stare at a nearby corner.
Faye sat there looking at the older man, and was apparently shocked by the revelation. She hadn't any clue as to what his feelings for her were, that is until today. Truth be told, she thought that he hated her. She was shocked so much that she soon found herself blurting out a truth, that even she didn't know about until the moment it was spoken.
"I love you too." Faye said.
"Hey it's not your turn." Spike said.
"You do? Jet said.
"Yeah. At least I think I do." Faye said as she stared into his brown eyes.
"Jet person will you spin now!" Ed said as she stood on her hands.
"Um yeah oh that's right."
He turned the bottle with one swift turn of his wrist, and the bottle landed on Edward.
"Aww. Sweet revenge. Edward do you chose truth or dare?"
Fearing that Jet was going to make her reveal some deep hidden truth, she opted for a dare instead. She looked at Jet with a new level of confidence, that Jet couldn't do anything but grin.
"Dare."
"You want a dare. All right. I dare you to kiss the person that you really love, and I don't mean a sweet peck on the cheek either."
"Okey dokey." Edward said.
She landed back on her feet, and looked at the three people seated around her. First she looked at Faye.
*Nope she's too crazy. Besides Ed likes boys.
Then she looked at Jet.
*Yeesh he's too old
Then her eyes landed on Spike. In a matter of minutes her lips were pressed up firmly against his.
"Wait a minute. Where did you learn to kiss like that?" Spike asked after he pulled apart from the embrace.
"I learned this from Jet's movie tape."
"What tape?" Jet asked worriedly.
"Hmmm I don't remeber." Ed said as she began to kiss Spike once again.
"Oh no you didn't! I want my tape back. Ed do you hear me. You're going to give my tape back right now, and what are you doing going in my room. I have a ton of personal items in there that's for my eyes-only. Ed? ED!!"
Spike and Edward drowned out the loud protest from Faye and Jet, as they continually kissed one another. They must have continued on like this for a while, because when they broke up Jet was asleep on the recliner and Faye wasn't even in the room.
"Hey Where is Faye?" Ed questioned.
"I don't know. Let me ask Jet." She said.
Spike arose from the floor, and tapped Jet on the leg.
"Hey Jet. Where's Faye?"
"I don't know. She left after you two love birds kept making out. She was complaining about the two of you needing to get a room or something."
"Really? Well I'm going out for a drink. You can join us if you want to tag along."
"And watch the two of you play tongue hockey all night long? No thanks. I think I'm going to hit the sack. I'm tired and I need some sleep."
Both Spike and Edward walked out the room, and headed towards Spike personal ship. Jet on the other hand walked towards his room. He kept thinking about Faye, and how she handled everything. He wondered why she had been avoiding him since the game. When Ed and Spike started making out like rabbits, she couldn't even look him in the eye. He wondered if she really had feelings for Spike. That would defiantly explain why she left the room so hastily. He vowed to himself that he wasn't about to think about Faye all night, and that he was going to go in his room and get some sleep.
*That's why I didn't want any women on this ship. They come here, and screw up your mind to where you can't even think straight. Women. Can't live without them, and you can't shoot em.
Jet approached his bedroom door, and turned the knob. It was dark in his little room, and he couldn't see a thing past his eyes. He kicked off his right boot, followed by his left boot. Soon he heard the boot hit something, and then a soft voice rang out in protest.
"Ow!! Please watch where you're throwing those things.
"Faye, is that you?" He said as he turned on the light switch.
Once the light was on, Jet stood there in awe. Faye was lying in his bed, and for once Jet was speechless.
"Took you long enough. I think that we have a lot to talk about."
"Faye? What are you doing? Have you completely lost your mind?" Jet asked apprehensively.
"I was thinking about what you said earlier."
"And what was that?"
"That you are in love with me silly."
"Yeah so?"
Faye stood up from the bed, and made her way towards Jet. She stood in front of him, and wrapped her arms around his neck. She pulled his face closer to hers, and they both looked into one another's eyes.
"So I definitely think that we should both take this relationship to the next level. Don't you?" She asked
"Only if you want to take that step with me?" Jet admitted.
"I've already have. Now if you don't mind, will you shut up and kiss me all ready?" Faye said.
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So how'd you like? I'm debating if this should be a one shot, or if I should continue on. Let me know what you think all right. Later.
