Spin the what 2

Author's Notes: Wow I received a lot of reviews for this story. I see that a lot of people here are huge fans of Spike and Faye pairings. That's cool. However, I'm not one of those people, and I am not a kid as one reviewer put it. I'm a huge Jet fan, and I'm tired of reading stories that don't feature him. So in light of this situation, most of my Bebop stories will feature Jet as the main character. That's not to say that I won't ever do a Faye and Spike pairing. You'll never know, I just might write one. Who knows? Anyway I'm babbling on and on. I'll let you read the next chapter. Oh for the reviewer that got grounded, I am so sorry. What were you doing up at that hour anyway? Oh wait a minute. I was up that late too. Oh by the way I misspelled Dulce and Gabanain the last chapter. It's really spelled Dolce and Gabbana. I'm really not into all that kind of stuff, but who cares? Anyway on with the story.

Disclaimer: I claim no ownership to these characters. There.

Faye was awakened the next morning, by the smell of something cooking. She opened her eyes, and gazed around Jet's room. She quickly dressed, and glanced around Jet's cramped room. At once she noticed that everything seemed to be so neat, and in order. She stood up, and turned around in order to make up Jet's bed. It was then something caught her eye.

Faye noticed that a black tape was sticking out from under his mattress, and she pulled it out to get a better look at what it was. Once the tape was in her hands, she immediately recognized what it was. It was the tape that showed her as a little child, and she was surprised to find out that Jet had decided to keep it.

*So the lil hothead really does have the hot's for me.

She pulled the tape from the under the mattress, and she tucked it under her arm. She slipped into her shoes, and walked towards the main corridor that somewhat resembled a living room. She noticed that Jet was off in the kitchen cooking crap that was supposed to be breakfast. She was also aware that neither Ed, nor Spike was aboard the Bebop ship. She figured that they had decided to stay out for the night.

She walked toward the antique television set, and she turned on its power. She could remember the old-fashioned tube from the twentieth century, and she could remember everything about it. She turned on the power, and she inserted the tape into the V.C.R.

Somehow Ed was able to fix the aged technology, and it was almost as good as new. Ed was a technical genius, and she could do almost anything with electronics.

Once the tape was inside the V.C.R. Faye grabbed the remote, and sat down on the big yellow couch. Instead of sitting on the couch in a lady like fashion, she collapsed on the couch. It was a move that she was going to regret, because the moment she sat down the couch sunk beneath her. It would seem like they had the couch a little too long, and there were many little potholes all over the couch.

Faye had to struggle to get out of the pothole in the couch, and she cursed out loud as she tried to get up. Upon hearing the commotion, Jet stuck his head around the corner. He looked out into the living room, and scanned the room. He didn't see anyone, and so he resumed his duties in the kitchen.

Faye still struggled to get out of the little hole in the couch, and called out to Jet. Once he heard his name, he walked out of the kitchen. He looked around the room, and he still didn't see Faye. So he called out to her, and he immediately realized where she was.

"Faye, what are you doing?"

"I'm sitting down. What's it look like I'm doing?" She scoffed at him.

"So what did you call me for?"

"Apparently I'm stuck! Now get me out of this doggone couch!"

"You broke my couch?" Jet asked.

"No, I didn't break your couch. Time and old age broke your couch. Now get me out of here." She yelled.

"Gee I don't know. I kinda like you all subdued and still. I just wished that I had something for that mouth of yours."

"If you don't help me up, you'll need something for that butt of yours."

Jet gave Faye an evil smirk, and looked down at the young woman. He kneeled down in front of her, and slowly began removing her shoes. She looked at him, and was continually complaining. Jet grabbed Faye's left foot, and started tickling it. Faye laughed so hard and so loud that Jet almost didn't hear the shy like fart that she had emitted.

As soon as the odor started making it's way towards Jet's nose, he stood up and began waving his hand back and forth.

"Ewww. Faye that was foul."

"Well you made me do it."

"Nuh uh. I made you laugh. I didn't make you fart."

"Who cares! Just get me out of here Jet!"

"Sheesh you know Faye you don't have to scream."

Jet extended his hand out to Faye, and she took it eagerly. He pulled her to her feet, and gave her a sweet smile. Faye, who was still angry that he made her pass gas in front of him, whacked him upside the head. He stepped back to look at the young woman, and he had a look of confusion all over his face. He hurriedly made his way back to the kitchen, before she was able to strike him again.

Faye rolled her eyes at the man leaving, and attempted to sit back down on the other end of the couch. This time she didn't sink into the couch, and she was soon able to relax. She picked up the remote that was lying next to her, and pressed the rewind button. Once it was through rewinding she pressed the play button.

Almost immediately she saw images of herself as a child, and a smile crossed her face. She watched as she played and talked to herself in the third person. She was supposed to be talking to herself in the future, and it seemed like it was a complete success. So she watched on in awe, and was surprised that she was ever that carefree before.

Then suddenly the tape started to get fuzzy. She wondered if that was the result of Spike pulling the tape out of its shell.

*Ughh that idiot!

Jet had told her all about how Spike tried to disable it, when they first received the tape. If it weren't for Ed, the tape would've been destroyed. Jet had even gone as far as trying to charge her, to reimburse him for the C.O.D. fee that he had to pay.

*That idiot.

Still she sat through a few minutes of static and unseen images, and then the picture suddenly came back on. Only this time she wasn't greeted with images of herself, rather she saw some elderly woman. It was a TV show that Faye was all too familiar with, because Jet was always watching it whenever Spike wasn't watching TV. The show was called Gardening with Bonsai's, and it was clearly evident that Jet had used her tape to record this mess that came on everyday.

*That idiot!

Seething with anger she stood up, and snatched the tape out of the V.C.R., and she went into the kitchen. Jet had heard her enter the kitchen, but he didn't look up from his mushroom soup that he was currently stirring. It was a move that he was going to soon regret. In a blurry instant Faye raised the tape in the air, and brought it down hard on the top of Jet's head.

*Darn it Faye! What'd you do that for?" Jet asked angrily as he rubbed the top of his head.

"Gardening with Bonsai's?" She said as she shoved the tape in his face.

"So you found the tape huh." He chuckled nervously.

"Jet how could you? Those were my only remaining childhood memories. My youth is gone now thanks to your Bonsai's."

"Gee I didn't think that it would upset you like this."

"It was all I had left of my past. There's still a lot that I don't remember, and that tape was all I had."

"I don't know what to say, other than I'm sorry Faye."

"Sorry just ain't going to cut it bub. You're going to make this up to me, and it better be good."

"Well I know one way that I can make it up to you." He said as he pulled her in his arms.

He slowly began kissing her lips, and then he moved his mouth to her neck. Suddenly Faye pushed him away from her, and she looked him into the eyes.

"I said that it had to be good." She said as she walked off.

"Hey what's that's supposed to mean, and where are you going?" Jet called out to her.

"I'm going to take a shower. So leave me alone!"

Jet looked at the woman's back, and leaned against the wall trying to shake off the confusion in his head.

*Women.

Spike woke up in the hanger bay, and he had a killer hangover. It appeared that they never made it back into the Bebop last night, because they were so plastered. Spike looked around to see if he could find Ed, and was surprised to find her wide-awake. She was sitting in Indian style, and she had a near empty bottle of Jack Daniels in her lap. Every now and then she would take a quick swig from it.

Spike was surprised to see Ed still drinking the bottle of wine, and he walked by her. He attempted to take the bottle away, and Ed snapped at him by snarling like a wild dog. He jumped back, and looked at the young girl once again. He had to take the bottle away from her somehow. He didn't want her to get alcohol poisoning, and it was pretty evident that she had a fair amount of drinks already. There were at least twelve empty bottles laid strewn across the floor.

Spike started to hum a sweet melody that he knew, and almost at once Ed started to calm down. He ran his fingers through her hair, and that also seemed to subdue her. She let go of his leg, and she grabbed on to her stomach. Feeling sorry for Ed, Spike reached down and picked her up. He finally made his way into the Bebop, and was greeted by a thick black fog. The sound of the fire alarm blaring in the background was almost too unbearable for him to take.

He made his way in the kitchen, and saw that a pot of mushrooms were burning. He gently threw Ed over his right shoulder, and grabbed the pot handle with his other free hand. He placed the pot in the sink, and turned on the water. When the pot was filled with water, he turned the water off. Then he walked over to the fire alarm, and quickly disabled it with his free hand. See being tall does have its advantages.

He wondered where Jet was, and then he walked towards his bedroom.

Spike continued towards his bedroom, when the sound of Ed's voice stopped him cold.

"Spike, Ed doesn't feel so good."

Knowing what she meant, he tried to get her off of his shoulder as soon as possible. Only it was too late. Spike stood in the hallway covered from head to toe in puke.. He pulled her up to her feet, and grabbed her in a tight hug. He looked dreamily into her eyes, and she started playing in his hair.

"Well I think that it's time to take a bath, and you're going in first."

I know this wasn't as funny as the last story, but that's ok. I'm also aware that it was pretty short. I know that there are not a lot of Faye/ Jet shippers out there, but this couple is more believable than Spike and Faye. Remember the episode when Spike had found out about the lead on Julia? It was on the Jupiter Jazz episode. (I think.) You know the two part series with Gren. Anyway Faye was missing, and Spike went to look for Julia. Then Jet asked him what he was going to do. Then Spike said. "I'm going to find my woman. You can find the other one." The "other one" being Faye. Remember that? So it's clear that Jet cares more about Faye's well being than Spike, therefore in my world Jet loves Faye, and visa versa. There that's it, and yes there's still more to come.